Li Yu knows this kind of girl's mentality.

One word, high force!

Anyway, I just feel that I am good-looking, the conditions are good, men are all garbage, kneeling and licking yourself is right, and this goddess is lifting up when she says a word to men.

And then this kind of girl is still eager to get the wild licking of the licking dog, to satisfy her inner craving, to enjoy the pleasure of being licked.

In the depths of his heart, it is estimated that only billionaires or superstars can be worthy of him, and other men can kneel on the ground and lick it, and don't expect anything else.

With this kind of pretending to be a criminal, Li Yu didn't even have the mood to get acquainted, so he wanted to get up and leave, but his parents were staring at the tea restaurant opposite, and if he didn't sit for ten minutes, he would probably be scolded for being perfunctory.

Okay, that's just a forced awkward conversation.

It's time to show off President Ben's awkward chat technique!

"Miss, what do you have requirements for a blind date, can you?"

"Not requires. "The young lady is breezy and light. Anyway, this goddess's requirements for you poor dicks can't be reached.,Say a fart.。

This feeling of a man asking himself passionately and then rejecting himself lightly made her feel very happy.

Li Yu coughed: "Then let me tell me my request." ”

"First of all, my breasts should be big enough, because I can't sleep at night without grabbing something in my hands. C is barely passing, D is basically able to catch, E is good, your little steamed bun of A- is seriously failing. ”

"What?!" the model's eyes widened instantly.

Mother, this is B!

Do you understand?!And you poor dick still have the face to ask for it, just kneel down and lick it, and let the old lady refuse you!

"Don't get excited, I'm far from done. Li Yu smiled.

"Second, personal taste should be unique enough, and an ordinary Prada bag like the one you put on the table is definitely not usable. If you want to use luxury goods, you must be a global limited edition, the global limited edition of ten kinds, a hundred are too much, of course, the only one in the world that is hand-customized by an Italian master is the best. ”

The model's little sister finally couldn't put down a wooden face, and her little face turned red.

This Prada bag, but she bought it for 38,000! With the per capita salary level of Liucheng, you poor dick silk can't afford to work for a year, and it's the only one in the world that is the best, only your sister!

"This third, you can't reach it even more. When I was my girlfriend, I had to be good-looking, the kind of natural goddess. Those girlfriends of mine in the past were either school girls or angels, big stars, etc., you look average, and the plastic surgery is still according to the Internet celebrity template, which is too disappointing. Don't be afraid to tell the truth, my secretary is better looking than you. ”

"Why don't you go to heaven!" The model lady couldn't help it, "Just a poor dick like you, the blind date places are all broken bubble tea shops, and your girlfriend is a school flower and a big star?

She picked up her bag and wanted to leave, but Li Yu called out to her.

"You can settle the bill for the milk tea you ordered! Can you drink Bawang tea in a broken milk tea shop?"

“……”

She hatefully took out her Gucci purse, counted twenty-eight pieces and threw them down, shook her face and left.

Tsk! Today's young people are really uncontrollable, pretending to be forced to pretend not to win, they will go crazy in public, do they still have some quality?

Li Yu looked at his watch, and it was just ten minutes before the president's awkward chat skills were perfected.

He slowly drank a cup of milk tea and walked out of the door, but the model lady hadn't left yet, standing on the side of the road to take a taxi.

Li Yu shook his head, what kind of person, what about the model with a monthly income of 100,000 yuan, but he doesn't even have a car.

"It's hard to get a taxi in this place, do you want me to give you a ride...... Go to the bus stop opposite?" asked Li Yu very sincerely.

"Get out! The old lady has a lot of people to answer the phone! You can take your broken bus yourself!" The model lady is really angry, does the old lady seem to be a person who can take the bus?

She took out her phone and made a call, but they didn't answer her call...... She changed her number again in embarrassment, and without saying a word, she hung up!

It took seven or eight changes in a row to finally find someone willing to pick her up.

She breathed a sigh of relief, she finally didn't feel ashamed in front of this dick.

And Li Yu didn't call at all, and he didn't plan to take a taxi, so he just stood on the side of the road.

Soon, a low-key and luxurious BMW boss car slowly drove in front of Li Yu, and the co-pilot walked down and nodded to Li Yu with a black silk beauty in professional clothes: "Mr. Li, is this okay?"

The model lady next to her was stunned.

What's the situation? This poor dick who doesn't want to ask for milk tea has a special car and a driver? And a secretary?

And this secretary general is too good-looking, right? It really seems to be more beautiful than himself......

She was shocked in her heart, doing her business, there are not a few bosses she has seen, and there are also many successful people and young talents worth tens of millions, but there is really no one who is as awesome as Li Yu, and there are full-time drivers and secretaries to follow when he goes out.

Could it be that this is a billionaire?

Impossible! It must be a blind date today, so I specially rented a car and rented someone to pretend to be a forced emperor!

Li Yu shook his head, frowned, and said, "Ye Shanshan! How do you choose people! This kind of template face, airport and tasteless can let you choose it? If I can take a fancy to her, I might as well be on you!"

Ye Shanshan admitted her mistake and had a very good attitude: "I'm sorry Mr. Li, I promise that the next one will be better than this!"

When the model lady heard this, she almost wanted to vomit blood.

This is too faceless, isn't it, the old lady is listening to it on the side, can you say that? You pretend to be the emperor, wait for the old lady! When the real rich man of the old lady comes, I will kill you!

At this time, the person she invited to carry her also came, and a sudden brake stopped next to her, and the person in the car walked down: "Little baby, why are you so free to date me today?"

"Honey~ You're finally here! If you come slowly, I'll be bullied~"

She was overjoyed, and hurriedly coquettished to the people who came, this boss is powerful and powerful, and there are many ruthless people under him, so it is best to clean up the pretending emperor for herself!

The person who came frowned: "Who, the person who dares to bully me in Liucheng's territory?"

"That's him!" the young lady pointed at Li Yu, "You have to vent your evil anger for others~"

The person who came snorted coldly, turned his head to look at Li Yu, and strode forward.

Miss Model is excited, she likes to watch men fight for herself, it's best to beat the nose of this pretending emperor! Break two legs and throw them in the garbage dump to feed the dogs!

The person who came walked up to Li Yu.

The next moment, he stretched out his hands fiercely, grabbed Li Yu's hand and shook it wildly: "Mr. Li! Let's meet again! Why did you go out shopping today? I know Liucheng well, if you lack a tour guide or something, I will always be free!"

Li Yu snorted: "That's your girlfriend?

"Mr. Li laughed~ I am the general manager of Excelsior and I can't know these models, so what about reception? This one looks really average, but the kung fu is good, and it is worth 5,000 a night. Of course, I have a better one, 810,000, and Li is always interested?"

"Hehe, it turned out to be this kind of model, no wonder the monthly income is 100,000......"

(End of chapter)