32. It's ugly

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Zhou Yishan was stunned, why is this so familiar? Could it be that it is not only the people of the four major families who like to say such things?

"How did you come up with ......?"

"It's okay......"

"I can't shoot this at all......"

……

In the second half of the night, in the screenwriter's repeated exclamations and doubts, the scripts of "Python Disaster" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" were newly released.

Berg took two scripts, looked at this one, reluctantly put it down, looked at that one again, and reluctantly put it down, entangled to the extreme.

Zhou Yishan looked funny, so he added fuel to the fire, added thousands of pounds, and talked about the "Python Disaster" series and the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" series.

He found that Berg liked the most and was also the best at shooting romance films, and added "Titanic" at the end.

Berg's eyes changed completely!

And the eyes of these screenwriters are like perverts who have been hungry for decades like Berg, and they can't wait to eat him in one bite!

Zhou Yishan shivered, opened the door and ran.

"My daughter is more beautiful than Xiao Ruoyu, and she hasn't been in love yet......"

Behind him came Berg's voice.

Do Martians like to introduce their daughters?

Zhou Yishan scratched his head.

When I returned to the tent, I didn't deliberately cultivate, I took off my clothes and fell asleep, this sleep was extremely sweet.

"Ahh

Zhou Yishan opened his eyes and found Xiao Ruoyu standing at the door covering his eyes, but his fingers were very large.

Beauty, I've never seen such a stylish body!

Zhou Zhou Shan was a little proud, and a little embarrassed, after all, it was luo sleeping.

It is impossible for his divine sense to monitor the surroundings all the time when he sleeps, of course, if it is dangerously close, it is different, Xiao Ruoyu just came to him for something, and there is no malice.

"How can you peek at my body, my innocence, my honor!" Zhou Yishan howled in pain, "You have to compensate me for my losses!"

"Who peeked at you, so ugly!"

Xiao Ruoyu was embarrassed, she broke in by herself, and found that people were sleeping, but she didn't run, and she was really peeking.

"You haven't seen it, how do you know it's ugly?" Zhou Zhoushan suddenly got up and said confidently, "If you see it, you can see it, don't be embarrassed, but the loss still has to be compensated!"

What an ugly thing, and it's so big!

"Ahh

"Miss, what's wrong?" Zhang Xiaolan ran over and said menacingly, "Whoever bullied you, I'll go find him!"

"Zhou ...... No, no one!"

Xiao Ruoyu entered the tent with a red face, and everything just now was still circling in her mind.

The body is so good, the skin is so good,...... It's really big, it's ugly......

Hmph –

A little shy, a little fox-like pride.

Zhang Xiaolan entered the tent of Zhou Yishan in full view of everyone, and asked for the guilt, and it took a long time before he came out with a red face and slipped into the tent.

"My face is red, and I definitely didn't do anything good......

"The roots of the ears are red, obviously whether the qi is good or not......"

"A beautiful woman with a childish face, I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade......"

"Why did all the beauties run away from him as soon as the mountain came this week......"

……

When the mountain came out on Monday, everyone explored, despised and worshipped...... looked at him.

Fortunately, at this time, Berg came out to announce the news of the suspension of the crew's reorganization, which resolved the embarrassment of Zhou Yishan.

For a while, the atmosphere of the crew seemed a little weird.

And at this time, the Sam Empire can be said to be completely boiling.

The incident known in history as the "Guanxi Gate" broke out.

Major newspapers changed their editions overnight, while television stations broadcast in the evening, and the Internet, which was still in its infancy, exploded with tremendous power.

Various media outlets dispatched a large number of reporters overnight......

John Road Newsstand, Nata State.

"Let's get an entertainment newspaper!"

"It's gone!"

"Then a Star Weekly!"

"It's gone!"

"Then come with a copy of the live photos of Guanxi Rabbit!"

"Wow - hot!"

"Hey, with fine skin and tender meat, and a round buttocks, isn't it funr than a woman?"

…… Such conversations are taking place at newsstands across the country.

"My male god is actually ...... Woo...... Woo...... Woo......"

"I used cucumbers in front of his picture last night...... Spit - spit - spit - "

"In the future, if I imagine my old man as an orangutan, I won't ...... anymore"

……

Edison Li is worthy of the nickname of a woman killer, and women from eight to eighty years old are killed.

Countless young girls, young women, and even wives wept bitterly, were heartbroken, nauseous and vomiting.

"That little girl in the first class, I won't like to like that Li Guanxi now, I'll buy a lollipop and ......"

"Haha, that little white face is actually a rabbit...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha ......"

"Hmph—I've seen it for a long time......"

"Fuck, what the hell, my mother-in-law actually called out the rabbit's name when I was running errands last night, and she fucking imagined me to be that thing......"

"Damn, what does your wife think of you as that thing, it is said that Director Yan went to Xiao Mi's house last night, and Xiao Mi also called out that name......"

"Ah-that Director Yan of the Inspectorate, tell me what's going on so that you can drink!"

"I'll tell you......"

……

Edison Li is also worthy of the public enemy of men, and it is a man's luck to be one year old to 100 years old!

Countless men have already begun to invite glasses to celebrate early in the morning.

The crew of Luofeng Mountain didn't know all this.

After discussion, Berg finally decided to shoot "Anaconda Disaster".

The plot after the revision of Yishan Mountain is roughly: there is a mysterious tribe in the jungle of Luofeng Mountain - Shuer tribe, according to legend, the Shuer tribe worships a man-eating python called "green water python" and regards it as a god. This snake is ferocious by nature and incredibly powerful, relying on the heat emitted by the creature to track down the plague of pythons. There is no chance of escape when encountering it. Liu Xixi (played by Xiao Ruoyu), a big family lady who studied media, is very interested in the legendary Shure tribe, and her classmate Tai Li (played by Zhang Xiaolan), who is a director, and Danny (played by Zhou Yishan), a classmate who is studying photography, organizes a film crew to prepare to shoot a documentary about this mysterious tribe. A film crew of six people (three bodyguards) entered this mysterious jungle with full sets of photographic equipment. Along the way, they stumble upon the wounded Paul (TBD). Paul told the crowd that he had lived in the jungle for many years, hunted snakes, and claimed to have seen the Shur with his own eyes. Everyone was skeptical, but it was clear that Paul was very familiar with the place, and the film crew followed his guide. Since Paul joined, strange things have happened, Terri has been infected with wasp venom, unconscious, and needs to be taken to the hospital immediately. In desperation, everyone had to follow Paul's advice and change routes to find a hospital. But he never expected that all this was planned by Paul, and his purpose was to use the film crew to capture the snake queen. He leads the film crew to the snake's den, dousing the members of the film crew with monkey blood as bait. In order to survive, the unarmed film crew fights Paul, and in addition, the man-eating python that comes and goes without a trace is also watching them.

Danny became the first male lead, Danny likes Liu Xixi, Tyri likes Danny, and joins the bloody love triangle of "The person I love doesn't love me".

At the same time, it also increases the drama of human-animal interaction.

And the plot setting is roughly the same as the original, except that Luofeng Mountain does not have a big river like the Amazon River, so the boat has been changed to a tent.

The crew rested for three days, during which Berg invited the veteran actor Ni Dahong to play Paul.

Ni Dahong is forty-eight years old, slightly fat, and has big eye bags on his face all year round.

He can be said to be a professional bad guy, every time he plays a bad guy, the meat on his face can turn into angry horizontal meat, and the insidious and vicious in his eyes makes people shudder.

Especially his two eye bags, angry, angry, sad, distressed, annoyed, his eye bags can be performed one by one.

During this period, Zhou Yishan went into the depths of the jungle, and brought out a large number of jungle animals when he walked, of course, there was a family of black tigers, and a white giant snake that was 100 meters long.

The reason why he found such a white snake is that he likes the "Legend of the New White Lady" TV series in his mind very much, no, it's not a TV series, it's Bai Suzhen!

After the shock of the first few days, the crew members were much less afraid when they saw the jungle animals, and the subsequent filming basically went smoothly, even the most difficult emotional scene in Zhou Zhou Mountain was remarkable under the training of Berg and Ni Dahong.

And Zhang Xiaolan, who was filming for the first time, played the resentment very well because she was acting in her true colors.

After more than two months of filming, "Python Disaster" was successfully completed.

The finale banquet was held in the jungle, and the open-air barbecue was held.

The meat is pure wild animals, and the wine is pure monkey wine.

People and animal actors celebrate together, especially the cubs of the black tiger are the most cute, even the most reserved women have no way to keep themselves reserved in front of the little black tiger.

Singing, dancing, crying, laughing, making noise......

The atmosphere was warm and sad.

Yesterday is gone

Happiness is more expensive than anything else

The water can no longer be recovered

The peach blossoms are gone, and there are roses

There will always be wind and rain to accompany you in the decades of life

Chic and sprinkled to the meeting, not drunk today, not home

Don't regret it in the past, and slowly realize it

At this moment, this glass of wine is the most precious friend

Fill up the wine and dry this glass and sing loudly

Good friends, good friends, how happy tonight

Ideals change who we are

It also taught me to cherish the shoulders of my friends

The sun will always shine after the wind and rain

Let's raise our heads and learn to be strong

It's like a friend's glass of liquor burning my heart

Warm me, don't rest assured in everything

We're here today

Affectionately filled the wine glass

The years fly like water

It doesn't matter who he was yesterday

The journey of life is bitter, sweet and tearful

The hero doesn't mention the wine of the year, and then toast again

Don't regret the past, don't bother with it