Chapter 128: Chopping wood, chopping a new realm!
"You think very beautifully, you are here to work, if there are no guests like you, how long will we have to do such an old job?" Mr. Huang scolded with a smile.
He Luo reminded: "Teacher Huang, how did you tell the truth?
"Haha~~~" After a burst of laughter, it's time to come!
Peng Peng took Li Mu to the village to borrow a cow and ploughed the land, so that it would be good to plant rice in the future, and my sister Zifeng took Teacher Guo to do something easy, go to the vegetable garden to get some seasonal vegetables, and make food for you at night!" Teacher Huang began to assign work.
"What about you?" asked Li Mu.
The two old foxes said with a natural expression: "Of course I went to buy vegetables!"
Well, for good reason!
"Brother, then let's go borrow the cow first, shall we?" Peng Peng also inquired about Li Mu's news with the program team, and heard that this is not only a singer, a musician, but also a screenwriter, and most importantly, the boss, where do you dare to slack off.
Li Mu saw a burst of amusement in his eyes: "Don't, in terms of age, I guess I have to call you brother!"
"Huh?" Peng Peng suddenly felt that the horse's ass had slapped on the horse's leg, and his face was about to shrink into an embarrassing word!
When borrowing the cow, Peng Peng was still a little embarrassed to open his mouth, Li Mu was not thick-skinned, he stepped forward and learned a few words of the local dialect, and chatted with the villager that was called a happy, but the villager was also a bold person, as soon as he heard about borrowing the cow, he brought the cattle from his own farmland, not to mention, and personally went to the rice field to set up the plow, Li Mu hurriedly got a pack of cigarettes with the film crew and stuffed it into the hands of the fellow, and the villager did not refuse, and went home happily.
Peng Peng was stupid when he watched from the sidelines, and thought, no wonder this person who is younger than him can be the boss, he is really knowledgeable in the world, and he is an article!
"Come on, let's go!" Li Mugang was about to go to the ground.
Peng Peng hurriedly said: "You take a rest first, I'll leave it to me." ”
But this cow is also interesting, it is estimated that it has not been plowing for too long, and it has only walked less than five meters and began to play tricks.
But Peng Peng is in a hurry, the key is that the borrowed cow can't be beaten, and if netizens complain about animal abuse or something, the whole image will be ruined.
"Brother Niu, so many people are watching, can you give some face?"
Li Mu thought about it, went back to the mushroom house and took a wooden stick, and by the way, he pulled a handful of grass in the grass at the corner of the road, and then tied it with a thin rope and tied it to the wooden stick.
"Driving~~~"
Peng Peng communicated with Brother Niu even more, and suddenly Brother Niu began to move, Peng Peng didn't stand still and fell into the mud, and the film crew who pressed it didn't hold back, and laughed all the time.
Li Mu hurriedly stepped forward to support the plow, and then hung the grass in front of the ox, occasionally letting it eat a bite.
"Wow, you, you're amazing!" Peng Peng was really convinced.
Li Mu said: "This is all basic operation, I let go of cattle in my hometown when I was a child!"
Peng Peng didn't believe it, Li Mu was able to start his own company at such a young age, no matter how he looked at it, it didn't look like a general family condition, just like an "ordinary family horse painting vine", that kind of ordinary family, wouldn't others have to beg for food?
This piece of land is estimated to be an area of thirty square meters, as long as Brother Niu moves, it will be done quickly, Li Mu drove the ox to the shore to relieve the plow, and then sent it back to the villager's house, the villager was also surprised and asked: "Du, is the plow finished?"
Peng Peng nodded heavily in the mud, waved goodbye to his fellow countryman, and Li Mu reminded: "You hurry up and go back to take a bath, this kind of weather is the most likely to catch a cold!"
When they arrived home, Guo Tao and Zifeng had already returned from picking vegetables from the vegetable garden.
When the little girl Zifeng saw Peng Peng's embarrassed appearance, she couldn't help but snicker, and asked suspiciously: "Brother Peng Peng, should you come back with a body of mud, and the ground is not plowed, right?"
Peng Peng's old face turned red and retorted: "How is it possible, you go and see, it's all plowed!"
Zi Feng glanced at it suspiciously, but found that the ground was really all turned over, and couldn't help but widen his eyes: "This, I thought it would take you a long time!"
Li Mu washed the mud off his feet in the yard, and then sat on a chair and teased a few dogs.
"Yo, what's the name on this scarf?"
The little girl Zifeng smiled proudly: "That's, there are a lot of pots and pans!"
Li Mu suddenly felt a little sympathetic to these dogs: "This name was taken by Teacher He, right?
"Poof~~" The little girl couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, hey, if you have been holding it in your heart for a long time, you actually let him say it!
But this person really couldn't help but chatter, and as soon as he said it, he heard Heluo's voice coming in from the gate of the courtyard: "Who is talking bad about me behind my back?"
The little girl Zifeng smiled awkwardly, gestured with her eyes, and then ran away from the scene of the crime.
"Okay, I don't think you want to eat this bowl of rice!"
After saying that, Heluo couldn't hold back his laughter.
The director team nodded from the side, this episode of the show should be very exciting, no one expected that Li Mu, who is very "serious" among singers, has such a strong sense of variety show, the key is that he has his own laughter, and the shining points of the two young people Peng Peng and Zifeng have also been discovered, which is too powerful, which is equivalent to saying that he alone mobilized the atmosphere of the entire show.
"I'll see what you bought, I'm doing a day's work, don't fool me!" Li Mu let go of a few jumping little Shiba Inu dogs and went to rummage through Mr. Huang's plastic bag.
Teacher Huang scolded with a smile: "We have been on this show for several seasons, and I really haven't seen any guest so shameless, some of them are good to eat, and they are picky!"
Li Mu looked like a matter of course: "That is, you haven't met me for a long time, otherwise this show would have been yellow a long time ago, and your little money is not enough for me to stuff my teeth!"
"Haha~~~"
"See, the little sister-in-law in front of the TV, this is the male god in your mind, on how an idol is broken. Teacher Huang said angrily.
He Luo continued: "So I have thought about the theme of our issue, a foodie boy, and the male god character collapses." ”
After laughing, Mr. Huang was handling the ingredients in the kitchen and suddenly found that the firewood was gone.
"Peng Peng, hurry up and chop some firewood. ”
He Luo glanced at Teacher Huang: "Don't shout, Peng Peng just fell into the mud, taking a bath upstairs, aren't there two strong laborers in our courtyard?"
Teacher Huang understood and stuck his head out of the kitchen: "What, Li Mu, hey, don't pretend not to hear, call you, Peng Peng is still taking a bath, and he can't get down for a while, you help me chop some firewood first, and the rivers and lakes will help me in an emergency!"
Li Mu was not happy when he heard it: "Ahem, I'm not in a hurry, let's eat later, it's really not good, I still have instant noodles in my bag..........."
There was another burst of laughter, and Mr. Huang couldn't help but throw a vegetable head at him, and scolded with a smile: "Don't play poor with me, hurry up, this is waiting for the fire." ”
He Luo smiled: "Ouch, I'm laughing to death, I feel that after this episode of the show is broadcast, the instant noodles in Li Mu's bag will definitely become a stalk!"
"That's a must!" Mr. Huang echoed.
Guo Tao originally wanted to help Li Mu, but Li Mu refused: "You just sit down and rest for a while, we young people can do this kind of rough work!"
"What you mean is that you dislike me for getting old!" Guo Tao scolded with a smile.
Li Mu picked up the axe and checked the weight in his hand, but he didn't answer, and directly chopped a piece of firewood into two even halves with an axe.
Zi Feng's eyes were straight on the side, many guests had tried it before, but no one could use the axe well.
After all, this is a long-handled axe, it still has a lot of weight, if you want to lift weights lightly, but you need to practice for a long time, and at present, only the guests of the first two issues of Dahua, and the guest of this issue, Peng Peng, can do this.
Coincidentally, after Peng Peng took a shower at this time, the little girl Zifeng hurriedly said to Peng Peng: "Brother Peng Peng, you see that Brother Li Mu is so powerful!"
He Luo and Teacher Huang also joined in the fun, and said to Peng Peng: "Peng Peng, your only value in the show has been replaced, and the director team is still discussing just now, whether to change you and let Li Mu join." ”
"What?" Peng Peng was struck by lightning, if it was someone else, he really wouldn't be worried, but Li Mu's performance today is really good, not to mention that he will be thrown off several streets in terms of talent, and in terms of the effect of the show, people are far better than him, and now even chopping firewood is better than him, and he can't let people live!
Li Mu scolded with a smile: "Don't listen to their nonsense, my movie will be released on June 10th, how can I have time to be idle!"
This advertisement was inserted, and He Luo and Teacher Huang were speechless.
The director thought about it, considering Li Mu's performance today, let's keep this paragraph.
Heluo really gave face: "What? How many numbers? What is the title?"
"On June 10th, the Crazy Stone Huayi Cinema premieres!"
The two of them chatted awkwardly about the advertisement, and Li Mu sighed while chopping wood: "Don't say it, the life of the mushroom house is indeed comfortable." ”
He Luo was just about to answer, but he listened to Li Mu chant a few lines of poetry.
[From tomorrow, be a happy person.]
Feed the horses, chop wood, and travel the world
From tomorrow, care about food and vegetables
I have a house facing the sea, and the spring flowers are blooming]
At this, Mr. He swallowed the words back in his mouth on the spot, and Mr. Huang also stood in front of the stove, not knowing what to say for a while!
Could it be that this is the strength of a genius? This is too terrifying, isn't it? Anyone who chops wood can actually make such a classic short poem.
Although these sentences look bland, the more I read them, the more I feel that they are not simple.
Peng Peng and Zi Feng glanced at each other, they couldn't understand the profound meaning of these short poems, but they were also overwhelmed by the artistic atmosphere in them.
The most important thing is that it is too compatible with the "longing for life", feeding the horses and chopping wood, although there are no horses here, but there are cows!
The director slapped his thigh, it's wonderful, this, no wonder Director Hong, the former singer, admired him so much, this is completely a manifestation of genius.
Li Mu, Li Mu! Chop wood, you have chopped the height of art! Do you still let people live?