Chapter 31: Mrs. Lake and the Black Old Turtle
"It's too extravagant! It's too brutal, it's too extravagant!"
"Do you know how much a bottle of cognac is for this ageing time, and the turtle peacock actually uses it as bath water!" said Onsen, pointing to a flattened goblet with a big belly not far away.
The goblet is not very high, from the round mouth to the base, the height is about two meters five, and the whole body is crystal clear, smooth and translucent.
The goblet is not made of glass, but crystal without impurities, and it is made into a ball-shaped crystal with a big belly.
The mouth of the cup is large, about ten meters in diameter, filled with a light brown liquid, and there is a faint aroma of wine erupting all around.
There are ladders and slides from the mouth of the cup to the ground, and the ladders and slides are all wooden structures, and they are also polished very smooth, looking like a medium and large children's water park from a distance.
"My dad was a big drinker, so I knew a little bit about it. This fragrance, this color, 700ml of brandy, is sold for at least 5,000 pieces. They... If my dad were here, he would be in tears!"
Very white interjection: "What kind of noodles are the tears of the cow, and is it the same brand as instant noodles?"
She has been ignoring the actions of the very white child, in order to make him soberly realize that she is ruthless, she is cruel, and she is vexatious, so that he can feel better when he thinks of her in the future when he lives alone. (What kind of divine logic is this???)
Now it's very vain, and the hot springs don't bother either. As a result, it was very white and lonely, and he went berserk!
The very white way is that he jumped into the wine pool, then 'gurg' a few sips of wine to strengthen his courage, and finally stood in the goblet and yelled at the hot spring!
"You hot spring, I was waiting for you to save me in prison, I was looking forward to the stars and the moon finally looking forward to you, but as a result, you rescued me, but ignored me!"
"Then why did you save me and keep me in a small dark room?"
"I know, you want to go home, you want to get rid of me, you want to avenge your father and don't want to hurt me, but I always saved you, you can't turn your face and deny me!"
His face was slightly red against the light of the wine, and he began to feel dizzy and his tongue knotted as the concentration of alcohol in his body gradually increased.
This guy can't drink liquids other than white, he used to drink water, which caused him to get sick, and now he drinks alcohol, and he probably will soon fall asleep again.
Sure enough, when Shibai wanted to point to the hot spring and curse for a while, his brain shut down, and then he fell straight into the drink.
Hot Springs was in a hurry, and she hurried up the wooden ladder to get out of Shibai, but before she could move, the white body was thrown out of the goblet by a black creature.
With a "poof", he was very white and lay crooked at the feet of the hot spring like a drunk.
Zishu looked at the black creature in the wine in surprise, and he called out in a trembling whisper: "Old turtle, is that you?"
There was also a voice on the other end that was deliberately suppressed: "It's me... Ah Zi!"
As soon as the picture turned, it immediately became a large-scale family search show where roommates recognized each other, Zishu slowly ran towards the goblet, and the black creature also slowly climbed the wooden ladder, the two creatures, looking forward to that moment of hugging!
Their movements were so slow that after a minute, the purple tree did not run to the goblet, and the old turtle did not climb out of the wooden ladder...
Now the purple tree does not have a tall and majestic body, it is just a very ordinary sapling, and the hot spring looks at the old turtle's face in the golden light, and finds that it is a black turtle with human arms and legs!
'Biology Guide, wake up, don't sleep, help me check the information of the old turtle!'
At this time, a murmur came from the Biology Illustrated Book, followed by a sentence: "Oh, it turned out to be it!"
"Old turtle, scientific name black old turtle. Turtle subfamily Turtle genus, vertebrates. ”
"I especially hate it when people say it's black, and I have to photograph myself very white when taking photos, and I usually like to use whitening products, and I am resistant to very white creatures. ”
Hot Springs thought to himself, no wonder it will throw very white down very violently, this guy must be very annoying very white!
"Why are you so willing to cooperate now?" the hot spring called it many times before, but it didn't take much care of the hot spring.
"Oh, that's right, the questions you asked are completely out of the outline, I'm a very face-saving illustrated, you know~~!"
"You want to have a rough face!"
"Hey, I'm out to mix it up anyway, and I can't lose my reputation!"
The hot springs were speechless at this half-hung illustrated book.
"Can I uninstall you?"
Tu Po snorted: "There is no way at the moment, unless, you can beat a very white one!"
"What do you mean?"
Tu Jing continued to sigh: "I don't know this part of the content, I came out of a very white body, and my memory is incomplete, so naturally I won't be complete." ”
When the hot spring wanted to ask in more detail, the illustrated book fell asleep again. However, the hot spring thinks it's nothing, she's going home, who cares about the mysterious world!
The hot springs and the illustrated book talked kung fu, and the purple tree on the other side finally met the black old turtle. One of them is on the inside of the goblet and the other is on the outside of the goblet, and the two creatures cherish each other with warmth in their eyes.
"Come to me!" Zishu said excitedly, "I'll give you a hand." ”
"No!, come to me!" said the old black turtle excitedly, "I'll pull you." ”
"No!
"No!
"No!
"No!
......
"Are you here or not!"
"I'm not going! I'm telling you, I've had enough of you, and you don't know how to wash so many clothes!"
"Why don't you say you have so many cosmetics? There are so many bottles and cans, I don't even have a place to put my moisturizer!"
......
"Well, you're just a turtle here, and you're not here before, you stinky black thing!"
"You actually scolded me for being black! I want to fight with you!"
......
Later, the hot spring reminisced about that day, that breezy afternoon, that wine-scented, high-air fence manor, and that fierce battle, either you die or I die......
She felt from the bottom of her heart...... She was so wise that she watched the fight for four hours...... She's not boring at all!
Even, she bought a purple tree at a stall set up by a group of turtle and peacocks who came to watch and help the battle!