Inside the Venus base.

"You've restored Dom to his original appearance?" Dr. Hank asked Li Jie as he typed through the data on his keyboard.

"Yes, and not only that. I told him everything Reid had done. I was a little surprised that he didn't say he was going to break Reed's hands and feet on the spot. Li Jie sat on the bench and said sullenly.

Because of the Alien Cow incident, the atmosphere inside the entire Illuminati is not very pleasant right now. Aside from Thor, who was unbridled in his devotion to beef, everyone didn't want to eat any meat for a long time.

Ask Thor why he can be so big-hearted.

Answer: "It's just an alien, it's not that I haven't eaten it!I think I was @#¥% when I was in XXX back then. ”

Because the content is too bloody and violent, this story has been appropriately cut. All in all, Thor is not a blimp fat man who simply looks so easy to bully from the outside. It's just that now his temper has changed and he knows how to get along with people.

Anyway, according to Thor: "If you don't accept it, you will be beaten! I'm afraid of a hair! If it doesn't work, I'll go home and call my father." Well...... It doesn't seem right, my dad has been hibernating lately (Li Jie: Your dad is a bear!). If you can't do it, you can still ask my sister to come with a large army! It's just a war, what are you afraid of!"

Thunder and the god of war are unconcerned in the face of a possible war. But the rest of the Illuminati can't just be so indifferent. Because this clash of civilizations will become more troublesome if it is not done well.

After all, what the earth needs is development, and war is only a means of self-protection, not a game of strategy. Winning the war in the game is the ultimate goal. In reality, how to stop the war is the ultimate goal.

So now the Illuminati has another job to do in addition to stepping up the construction of Starfleet. That is, to vaccinate the leaders of various countries through various hints.

This is usually left to Toni and Captain Rodgers. And, of course, there's a Doom. As for Dum, there is no need to take a vaccination, just tell him the truth, and then let him rearm for war.

After all, Doom doesn't want to be wiped out by aliens, does he? And then there's Dr. Reed. Tony had secretly transferred Dr. Reed to a secret research institute.

Except for Johnny, who was recruited by Captain Rogers to the Starfleet that the Heavenly Sword Bureau secretly formed. Reed, Susan, and Ben were all allowed to go to his secret institute by Tony.

"Develop, and mass-produce the kind of gene-locking potion you mentioned!" Tony said to Reed with a serious face.

"If the war really starts, the aliens can find us, but we can't find them. Such a form is not good for us. We need weapons that can turn the tide of battle, or that make them fearful. ”

"I'm afraid that the average thermonuclear weapons produced on Earth will not do them much harm (except for the Venus fleet). If that's the case, we need to fight in a more inhumane way. We need to do an asymmetrical war that can happen. ”

Susan and Ben already knew what Reed had done. As Reed's most important assistants, they also participated in the study.

Susan raised her eyebrows: "You mean biological weapons and genetic weapons?"

Tony nodded, "Yes, that's it. We may lack the ability to be tough and tough, but we can save the country. If Reid can make a genetically locking potion for the Goblins on a large scale, then we can use this as a bargaining weight to promote peace. ”

"You can give the goblin people appropriate compensation, but you must not admit your mistakes, and you can't go beyond the bottom line. Tony said that this was the result of discussions within the Illuminati.

It is polite to compensate the goblins, which is considered to be a step down the ladder for the other party. But it is impossible to admit mistakes and apologize, because then the two civilizations will be in a state of asymmetry. Others will hold on to it.

As for the bottom line of compensation, it can only be symbolic compensation anyway. The earth is such a barren place, if you dare to take too much and affect the normal development of the earth, then we should go to war!

So the earth needs to find a way to fight an asymmetric war to solve this problem.

"It's like tunnel warfare, mine warfare, guerrilla warfare, and so on. At that time, Li Jie thought of many dramas he had watched in his previous life: "Anyway, we can't be tough and tough, asymmetric war is our best choice." ”

"But we can't put the battlefield on Earth, or our homes will be destroyed by the end of the war. Captain Rodgers partially agreed with Lee.

So there was Tony's request for Reed to mass-manufacture this gene-locking agent. And the people in the Illuminati also began to use their abilities and began to search. See if there were any cattle that escaped at the time of the explosion at the Angus ranch. Then get it for Reed to study. Let him make a stronger genetic potion.

Reed suddenly looked a little embarrassed by Tony's request. He said with some squirming: "Actually, what is that." Lehman Brothers went bankrupt that year, causing millions of dollars of my fortune to evaporate and I was saddled with millions of dollars in debt. ”

"In order to alleviate the financial pressure, I had to sell some of my patented technology and scientific research inventions. Reed was telling the truth, but Tony had a bad premonition.

"Wait, are you supposed to say your Gene Locking Potion is in there?!" Tony looked at Reid in disbelief.

"Yes. Reed nodded happily.

"Hah!" Tony's tone changed, "Are you crazy? Take this kind of thing to other scientific institutions, and we don't even know if it has any other side effects on humans!"

The old god of the doctor said, "Actually, no. I've been working on this potion for a long time. It is of no use to the genes of humans and terrestrial organisms. It also doesn't react in any way with our gene chain. ”

Now Tony was even more curious: "Since it's completely useless, then that scientific research institution will spend money to buy this kind of thing and come back for academic research?"

Reed twisted even more: "Actually, it's not a scientific research institution, but a pharmaceutical factory. ”

"Okay, this thing is still medicine for humans?"

"Yes. ”

"Which pharmaceutical company, Ruihui, AstraZeneca, or Johnson & Johnson?"

Reed hesitated for a moment before he spoke: "Actually, it's a Chinese pharmaceutical company, and they offer the highest price. Their name is Ma Yinglong. ”

"What? does that sound like a personal name, what do they produce?" Tony thought for a long time, and he didn't think that Ma Yinglong was a major international pharmaceutical company.

In the end, Reed helped him solve his puzzles, and Reed said slowly: "This Chinese pharmaceutical factory specializes in producing hemorrhoid cream, and the gene-locking potion against goblin stars is the best hemorrhoid treatment potion for earthlings. I think Ma Yinglong Pharmaceutical Factory already produces a lot of these drugs. (Note)

Tony Stark: "@#¥%......&*"

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Inside the Venus base.

Li Jie looked at Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoid cream stacked in the warehouse, and felt that this war must be very unreliable.

In this world, Dr. Reed wrote the script for "Evolutionary Crisis" based on his true story. In the movie, Dr. Reid portrays his scientist who eventually defeats the alien creatures with Head & Shoulders Shampoo.

And in the real world, -FXXK?!Could it be that Ma Yinglong will become an interstellar-level super arms dealer in the future?

Li Jie took out a small package of Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoids cream from the large packaging box and said to Dr. Hank, "Why do I think this is less reliable than using Head & Shoulders to defeat the aliens? How can we give this thing to the goblins?

"And then we're going to sell them all this stuff and tell them that if they don't stop, they're going to be locked in their genes?"

Dr. Hank pushed his black-rimmed glasses, "That's a good idea." Maybe you should start looking into spicy hot pot and turkey noodles that suit the goblin tastes of the goblins. ”

Smack. Li Jie threw the hemorrhoid cream aside. In the end, such a high-profile organization will use hemorrhoid cream to fight the aliens? Well, you can't say that.

It should be said that the Goblin Gene Locking Elixir happens to have a good protective effect on the buttocks of the earthlings.

Hell, it doesn't seem to be much better. Li Jie shook his head in annoyance, and at this time, the intelligent AI of the Venus base came over on Friday.

"Your Excellency, the Tenth Interstellar Patrol Fleet, patrolling near Pluto, has spotted a suspicious alien ship approaching the solar system. Judging by the trajectory, their target is precisely the Earth. ”

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao has arrived. I was just talking about the Goblins. Well, this time it's time to catch them alive and let them taste the warm hospitality of spicy hot pot boiled turkey noodles!

Notes: Reed of the 616 Main Universe has invented a 100% cure for hemorrhoids. In addition, as I wrote earlier, the "Evolutionary Crisis" of this world was written by Reed. So I combined this a bit.

That is, it is good medicine for the earthlings, but it is highly poisonous for the Skrulls.