Chapter 166: Boy Pee

Now the Demon King is not sure, because the people who practiced Tongzigong in their era didn't even take a plane, but at the moment, except for Shen Yifan, no one can provide Tongzi urine, so they can only try it anyway.

Now, there is no other way, Shen Yifan found a big bowl in the mourning hall and began to pee.

After preparing the urine, Shen Yifan untied the whip tied to the coffin, and the old man Hu successfully pushed open the coffin lid and climbed up with grinning teeth.

Shen Yifan held the urine, faced the terrifying zombie crawling towards him, and asked anxiously: "What should I do now?"

"It's better to knock him to the ground and douse him from head to toe. The Demon King said unhurriedly.

Shen Yifan was extremely flustered, and said urgently: "Why didn't you say it earlier, if this bowl of urine is overturned, I won't be able to pee." ”

Fortunately, the Demon King estimated well, the level of this possessed rat demon is not high, so this zombie moves very slowly, except for its terrifying appearance, it actually doesn't have much combat power.

Shen Yifan didn't want to avoid his precious boy's urine from spilling over, so he deliberately put the bowl aside first, and then faced the zombies who rushed over with his teeth and claws, and directly swooped him down, and tripped him with a sweeping leg.

The zombie who fell to the ground did not intend to be caught, still struggling to get up, Shen Yifan was furious, and kicked the zombie's head, only to hear a "click", the zombie's head was tilted to the side, and it seemed that the bone was kicked off.

Shen Yifan was a little scared, he was damaging Old Man Hu's body, he didn't dare to continue fighting, for fear that he would break up the old man's whole person. So he hurriedly picked up the bowl and poured urine from head to toe on Old Man Hu's body.

The zombie fluttered tremblingly for a moment, and then lay on the ground without moving.

Shen Yifan asked uneasily, "It should be fine, right?"

"If you don't worry, just wait, but you'll have to carry this body into the coffin later." The Demon King kindly reminded.

Shen Yifan felt dizzy for a while, and said indignantly: "I'm really a dog! Originally, this corpse stinks enough, and I peed all over my body, can I still smell this smell? As a result, I had to carry this stinky thing into the coffin alone." God, I've never done anything so disgusting in my life. All I care about now is how much money I'll get when it's over. ”

"You just want to open it, after all, you are a rich man now, and you have hundreds of thousands of dollars at your disposal. How can a junior high school student be as rich as you? If you have to endure hardship, you will become a master. The Demon King explained.

After waiting for a while, Old Man Hu's body never moved, and Shen Yifan was finally able to confirm that he had driven the monster away. He took a deep breath, then held his breath and carried Old Man Hu into the coffin.

Then he straightened Old Man Hu's head and said, "There are many offenses, many offenses." But I don't blame me for this, I want to take revenge on you and find that monster. ”

After covering Old Man Hu's face with a white cloth again, Shen Yifan closed the coffin lid and covered it.

Then he came to the front door of the mourning hall and beckoned Lin Mengxi and Chen Qinglin, who were anxiously waiting in the courtyard, to come in.

As soon as Lin Mengxi entered the mourning hall, she couldn't help but cover her nose and said, "Oh my God, what's going on here?

Chen Qinglin couldn't stand the smell anymore, and asked with disgust: "Yifan, what happened just now? Who did you fight with?"

Shen Yifan found the lighter and re-lit the candle, while explaining: "It's not that Hu Hanshan, who brought people to make trouble, and the coffin lid was opened by them, so the smell of corpses wafted out." "Anyway, Hu Hanshan can't wake up for the time being, just let him carry this pot on his back, Shen Yifan thought to himself.

Chen Qinglin saw a person lying on the ground at this time, and asked in a panic, "What's wrong with this person?

After Shen Yifan lit the candle, he came to Hu Hanshan and squatted down, tested his breath, and said with a sigh of relief: "Don't worry, I'm not dead, I should have fainted." He brought it on himself, who told him to climb on the roof and then fall off himself, I didn't hit him. ”

The two girls recognized that the person lying down was Hu Hanshan, and naturally believed what Shen Yifan said, everything tonight was done by this Hu Hanshan and his accomplices, but Lin Mengxi still asked suspiciously: "Why do I think there is a smell of urine in this room?"

Shen Yifan was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "There was a guy who was probably beaten too hard by me just now and peed out." No wonder he was in an awkward position when he fled. ”

Chen Qinglin looked at the person on the ground who couldn't move, and asked nervously, "Should we call an ambulance, what should we do if he dies here?" ”

Shen Yifan reluctantly continued to squat down and checked Hu Hanshan's body, although he didn't know how to check the injury, but the Demon King still knew better. After confirming that Hu Hanshan had no fatal injuries, he got up and said, "It's okay, it's just some skin injuries, don't worry." I don't think he has much money on him, so why don't we have to help him pay for his medical bills? ”

Lin Mengxi also helped: "That's it, let's not meddle in things." ”

After that, Shen Yifan proposed to go to see the fuse, but the two girls said that they didn't want to stay in the mourning hall, so Shen Yifan had to take the two with him.

At this time, Hu Hanshan, who was lying on the ground, gradually woke up. He felt pain all over his body, and when he got up, he saw that he was in a dark room, with no lights, only the flame of a candle flickering. In the center of the room was a coffin. His heart tightened, and then he remembered what he was doing before, and remembered that he saw the dead old man Hu slowly crawling out of the coffin. In the flickering candlelight, he seemed to see the paper figure in the corner of the room about to walk towards him, and suddenly, he let out a terrible scream, and then crawled out of Hu's house.

Shen Yifan and the others were looking for where the main electric switch was, but they heard a terrible scream from the mourning hall, and the two girls were very frightened and grabbed Shen Yifan tightly.

Shen Yifan comforted the two and said, "It's okay, it must be that guy who woke up and saw himself lying in the mourning hall, so he was frightened." ”

Lin Mengxi said in fear: "It's good that we didn't stay there, otherwise we would have been scared to death by him." ”

When he found the main switch, Shen Yifan found that the fuse was no problem at all, but the main switch was pulled down, needless to say, this must be Hu Hanshan's ghost.

After pulling the electric switch, the three returned to the mourning hall, and sure enough, Hu Hanshan was gone.

With the lights and Shen Yifan by his side, the two girls were no longer afraid, and finally spent the night safely.

As for Hu Hanshan, after he returned to his hometown with great difficulty, he became a little crazy, and often nagged in his mouth: "He crawled out! He crawled out!" He also told people that Old Man Hu had cheated the corpse, but unfortunately basically no one believed him and regarded him as a madman.

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In the early morning of that day, after Shen Yifan estimated the time, he called Boss Qian, who had not yet set off.

Boss Qian received a call from Shen Yifan, he was very nervous and asked what the situation was.

Shen Yifan briefly talked about Hu Hanshan, as for the problem of the rat demon, the Demon King asked him not to mention it for the time being, but just asked Boss Qian to bring Zhao Fengyang over, saying that he needed his help with something.

Boss Qian knew that things were not simple, but he couldn't say it clearly on the phone, so he called Zhao Fengyang first and asked him to pack some things and pick him up in a while.

When Boss Qian took Zhao Fengyang to Hu's house together, Shen Yifan and the three of them went to have breakfast.

During the banquet, Lin Mengxi asked strangely: "Did the person brought by Boss Qian just now repair bicycles at the gate of the school before?"

Chen Qinglin suddenly realized: "No wonder I think he is very familiar, but he carries a lot of strange things, what is he doing?"

Shen Yifan knew that he couldn't hide it, so he introduced to the two of them that this Master Zhao was actually a hidden master, specializing in solving some strange things.

Chen Qinglin curiously asked Shen Yifan if the master he had mentioned before was him.

After discussing it with the Demon King, Shen Yifan decided to admit this first, and fool as long as he could.

Because the two girls didn't sleep last night, after eating something and washing up, the two went back to sleep together, and Shen Yifan was in the house with Zhao Fengyang and told him in detail about the past few days.

Zhao Fengyang listened to the whole story, and he also pondered for a long time, and then he analyzed slowly: "I thought it was strange before, why did Old Man Hu have to find a boy and a girl to guard his spirit, and now there is really a situation." It seems that Old Man Hu should know about the existence of the rat demon. It's also their bad luck that they ran into you, if it was an ordinary person who met last night, even if they weren't scared to death, I'm afraid they wouldn't be able to escape the clutches of those monsters. ”

Shen Yifan frowned, and asked puzzledly: "If this rat demon wants to eat people, there is a chance." There are a lot of old men and women in this village, their children are outside, and there are only old people in the house, even if the rat demon is not very powerful, it is not difficult to kill those old people, right?"

Zhao Fengyang thought for a moment and said slowly: "There are many reasons for this. First of all, some yokai eat people to satisfy their appetites, that is, they treat people as food, but there are very few such monsters nowadays. Because if someone is usually eaten by a youkai, it will attract the attention of the war and go to hunt down the youkai. Unless the youkai understands what's at stake and destroys all the evidence, it's hard to stay in the area. In addition, some monsters eat people in order to improve their strength, and eating those old people who are about to enter the wood has a very limited increase in strength, so they target boys and girls. In addition to eating cultivators, eating boys and girls should be the most suitable for improving strength. And those who want to eat cultivators can't do it without a certain ability, and there is a risk of being killed, so eating boys and girls is the most cost-effective. ”

When Shen Yifan heard this, he was dripping in cold sweat and said tremblingly: "What do you mean, is that old man Hu and the rat demon are in the same group? Could it be that he is a traitor to the human race? Why does he want to help the monster create an opportunity to eat people?"

The Demon King was not very clear about some of the situations in the current world, so after listening to Zhao Fengyang's analysis, he could be considered to have some eyebrows about this matter.