Chapter 47: Toilets are an important facility in modern society

The ghost world, should be a lifeless realm, but with the passage of time, the modern ghost world is extremely prosperous, ghosts in the human world when there is a yang longevity, limited by the book of life and death of the underworld, when the yang life is exhausted, will come to the ghost world to continue to live, many people think that people will be reincarnated after death, in fact, it is not, when the end of the yang life into the ghost world, will also get the yin life, and the amount of yin longevity, it depends on how much good fortune the person accumulates in the human world, the person who has a long yin life, generally will be appointed by the underworld, become a ghost, and when the yin life is over, you can be reincarnated and be a new person。

Because of this, the development speed of the underworld is very fast, after all, many ghosts have a long lifespan, and there will be no negative states such as fatigue and fatigue, so they can continue to promote the rapid development of the economy of the underworld.

The ghost city of Xudu is the center of the ghost world, although the area is not large, but it is the core of the entire ghost world, after all, this city has the ghost emperor of the underworld, so it is also the lifeblood of the entire underworld.

After Shi Fu returned to the underworld, he was arranged to live in the capital city for the first time, and most of the people who could live here were poor officials in the ghost world, to put it bluntly, the house price was too expensive, and there were not many ghosts who could afford it, unless it was an old ghost who had lived in the ghost world for thousands of years. The official errand is different, because they have to work in the capital city, so they are generally directly allocated housing.

Shi Fu followed the black and white impermanence to the hall of impermanence, according to the previous arrangement of the ghost emperor, it was to let Shi Fu live in the hall of impermanence, so that the black and white impermanence could be monitored at all times. As for Zhou Meng'er, he went back to Meng Pozhuang first, and when he left, he talked to Shi Fu, saying that he wanted to deal with some old things, and he left in a hurry without making it clear.

Black and white impermanence cleaned up a dormitory for Shi Fu early, Shi Fu opened the door and went in to put down his things, and then came out, and said to black and white impermanence: "Since I came, I want to take a turn first and get familiar with the environment." ”

Bai Wuchang said: "If you want to go shopping, our brother will take you around in a while, and now, let's go and say hello to the Ghost Emperor first." ”

Shi Fu shrugged and said, "It doesn't matter, let's go." ”

The three of them walked out of the Hall of Impermanence together, and originally Black and White Impermanence wanted to take Shi Fu directly to the Ghost Emperor Palace, but was stopped by Shi Fu, he said: "I don't think this capital city is very big, let's go for a stroll, I'll take a look at the surrounding environment by the way." ”

Black and white impermanence was not easy to refute Shi Fu's face, so he agreed, and the three of them walked towards the Ghost Emperor Hall together. Along the way, Shi Fu was looking at the surrounding environment, he felt that this place was actually similar to the Northern Capital, and there were not a few markets and shops, but the pedestrians on the street were a little sparse, so he asked Black and White Impermanence: "I look at the city is also prosperous, but why are there no people on this street." ”

Bai Wuchang said: "Generally, the ghosts who come to the underworld can master the use of spiritual power after a period of familiarity, and most of the ghosts can use the instantaneous body technique we performed before, so there are not many ghosts like us who wander around. ”

Shi Fu nodded, continued to walk forward, looked left and right, and suddenly saw a store selling food, walked over and looked inside, and found that he didn't know the things sold inside, like meat, but the meat was black, and a bit like the texture of tofu, so he asked, "What is this?"

Bai Wuchang said: "This is a common meat in the underworld, it is an artificially bred ghost thing, called 'soul chicken', the taste is bitter, not very delicious, but because the breeding cost is relatively low, it is one of the most common foods in the underworld." ”

Shi Fu continued to ask, "What is the best thing in the ghost world?"

Bai Wuchang hadn't replied yet, and Hei Wuchang hurriedly said beside him: "My little ancestor, can we talk after meeting the Ghost Emperor first, it's been a long time." ”

Shi Fu shook him a big eye and said, "It's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry." After speaking, they continued to walk forward, and the three of them walked for more than twenty minutes before they arrived at the Ghost Emperor Palace.

Shi Fu raised his eyes and looked at this palace, it was worthy of being the residence of the Ghost Emperor, it was impossible to describe this palace with words like luxury, it was simply luxury. Whether it is the design of the whole palace or the decoration method, it is top-notch, and the supporting furniture and office supplies are similar to handicrafts.

Walking into the Ghost Emperor Palace, Black and White Impermanence stepped forward, bowed to the ground and said: "Lord Ghost Emperor, Shi Fu has arrived, come and say hello to Lord Ghost Emperor." ”

The Ghost Emperor on the seat looked up at Shi Fu and smiled: "You are here, the two of them have already arranged a place for you, if there is anything you are not used to, feel free to tell me, I will let them rectify it for you." ”

As soon as Shi Fu heard this voice, it was somewhat similar to the voice coming from the crack in the door of the underground mansion before, and he returned: "Thank you for the arrangement of Lord Ghost Emperor, and thank you for agreeing to my request. ”

As soon as the Ghost Emperor heard this, his bearded hand twitched slightly, and he still smiled: "Since it is Xiao Shi's request, of course the Emperor Ben will support it, and let the two of them serve you in the future" After speaking, he pointed to the black and white impermanence, and then continued: "Okay, you just arrived in the ghost world, let them accompany you out for a walk, and come to the Emperor at any time when you have something." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he waved his hand, and the black and white impermanence led the decree out with Shi Fu, and only the ghost emperor was left in the hall, and his smiling expression instantly snorted seriously, and he turned around and left.

Out of the Ghost Emperor Palace, the three of them returned to the streets of the capital city, Shi Fu's environment in the underworld is still very fresh, and I don't know how long it took to turn around, black and white impermanence felt a little tired, and then returned to the palace of impermanence.

The black and white impermanence sat down directly on the steps of the impermanence hall, they hadn't walked like this for a long time, and they couldn't accept it, Shi Fu was walking around in the impermanence hall, and after a while, he walked out with a serious face and said to the black and white impermanence: "Let me ask you, do you usually go to the toilet?"

Bai Wuchang said: "We are ghosts, what kind of toilet do we go to." ”

Shi Fu nodded and said, "No wonder, there is not a single toilet in the entire Impermanence Palace, but have you found a problem?" ”

Black and white impermanence asked in unison, "What's the problem?"

Shi Fu slapped Hei Impermanence and said, "I'm an ordinary person, I have to go to the toilet, what should I do if I don't have a toilet?"

Hei Wuchang covered his face and whispered: "How do we know, we still beat people." ”

Bai Wuchang made a round and said, "Brother Shi, don't be angry, I'll call someone from the engineering team to build you a toilet." After saying that, I went back to the office and picked up the phone and called the 'Civil Construction Temple'.

After the phone was connected, Bai Wuchang said: "Hey, is it a civil palace? I am a palace of impermanence, can you send a team of people to build a toilet for me?"

The person on the other side of the phone asked, "What the hell is the toilet?"

Bai Wuchang said: "What else can the toilet do, urine and labei." ”

The person on the other side of the phone laughed: "No, are you people in the Hall of Impermanence so funny? Stop. ”

Bai Wuchang's head showed green tendons, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and send someone over for me." After saying that, he hung up the phone irritably, and almost smashed this landline and scrapped it.

Walking out of the office, Bai Wuchang said to Shi Fu: "I have already contacted the people of the Tujian Palace, and they will send someone later." ”

Shi Fu looked at Bai Wuchang, he should have been squeezed by someone, his face was not white, and he turned red. Thinking of this, he went back to the house, took out two boxes, handed them to Black and White Impermanence, and said, "This is what I promised you two before, see if it works?"

Black and white impermanence took the box, unpacked it and revealed the big brother inside, Bai Impermanence looked at the big brother as if he was looking at a baby, this is the first one in the whole world, and it can be displayed for a long time when it is taken out. Hei Wuchang hugged the eldest brother and was ecstatic, and said to Shi Fu: "Brother Shi is so good, this thing is atmospheric at first glance, how can you use it?"

Shi Fu taught them how to use it, and then said, "There shouldn't be a signal tower in the underworld, so it may not be possible to use it now, but you should be able to handle it." ”

Bai Wuchang nodded and said, "No problem, this thing is similar to a telephone, I'll just let the gang of people in the 'Zhiyan Palace' study it later." ”

At this moment, a group of people dressed in blue-black uniforms suddenly appeared at the entrance of the Hall of Impermanence, each with a headband tied to their heads, and the word 'civil engineering' was written on it.

Bai Wuchang stepped forward and said hello: "Everyone, let me introduce to you, this is Brother Shi, from the human world, the guest of honor of the Ghost Emperor, you go to the Impermanence Hall to find a room and change a toilet for Brother Shi to use." ”

The ghost who took the lead in the civil construction hall said: "I said, when Xiao Liuzi answered the phone, he said that the Impermanence Hall would let him build a toilet, which amused me, and I thought Nong had a brain." ”

Bai Wuchang urged: "Less nonsense, hurry up and ......"