Chapter XXVII: The Three Elements of Negotiation
For hot springs who are accustomed to using their fists, it is actually quite difficult to communicate in words.
When the onsen rings the doorbell and a very cute cigarette hedgehog opens the door for her, and smiles in surprise when she sees the onsen, the onsen knows that something is bad, as if something is broken!
Sure enough, the following series of developments really developed according to the 'ominous premonition' of the hot springs.
The cigarette hedgehog who guarded the door immediately sounded the twelve-knots salute and activated the highest specifications to entertain the hot springs.
In the entire cigarette castle, the words echoed everywhere: The hunter has come with three prey, and our prison occupancy rate has reached a new level!
Hot springs are hunters, and for cigarette hedgehogs, purple trees and two dogs and ducks are prey. They arrogantly believe that the purple tree and the dog and the duck are the offerings on the hot springs.
The dark brown spots and the brown spots immediately showed their hideous faces, and they looked at the hot springs viciously, and they really couldn't imagine that this ruined girl who said 'benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith' on the surface actually wanted to sell them! Sure enough, none of the people in the rivers and lakes had a good heart!
We know that your wisdom is not below us, but you will definitely be punished for doing so today!"
Hot Springs said a classic line from the TV series: "You listen to my explanation..."
The two dogs and ducks said, "I don't listen... I don't listen..."
Then, the hot spring thumped the two of them, and the brown spots and dark brown spots listened honestly to the hot springs.
“... It's my fault, I forgot to make a deal with the cigarette hogs, but that's okay, I'll explain it to them. I don't want our hard-won friendship to be so fragile that we can't survive even a small misunderstanding. ”
Onsen recounted the previous agreement with the cigarette hedgehog, of course, she deliberately concealed the very white part she had discarded, and overall, she still portrayed herself as a more positive one.
The hot springs step out of the Rainbow Bridge to catch exotic creatures for the cigarette hedgehogs and increase their prison occupancy rate, while the hot springs can gain a very white body of freedom. It's not a good deal for a hot spring.
"Okay, now calm down, we're going to negotiate with the cigarette hedgehog, do you have any good arguments?"
The most important thing in the debate competition is to be sharp-toothed, quick-witted, broad-minded, and knowledgeable...... These advantages, several of them are not touched!
Since you can't use the power of your tongue, you have to use your crooked brain.
"Do you know the three elements of negotiation?" Hot Springs looked at the other three creatures with burning eyes, and when he saw them collectively shaking their heads, he realized that this question was indeed a bit difficult for them.
"Let me summarize it briefly. First, we must have the mind and courage to face danger, second, use extremely professional rhetoric to show the strength of our business ability, and third, never let the other party guess our intentions!"
After listening to this, the dog and duck nodded and said that they benefited a lot.
It turned to the cigarette hedgehog in the cigarette castle and shouted: "Cigarette hedgehogs, Lao Tzu is here to smash the field!"
After shouting, he began to swagger towards the cigarette city.
Purple Tree and Hot Spring glanced at each other, and Purple Tree said helplessly, "It's none of my business!"
The cigarette city is full of cylindrical cigarette buildings, tall and short, fat and thin, but all of them are colorful and green, like a cute and charming stocking.
Cigarette Castle is located in the very center of Cigarette City, and the castle is also known as the bunker because it is low, almost the same as a building on the ground, and looks like a double-storey chicken leg fort.
When the hot spring saw the 'double-decker chicken leg burger', her stomach was very hungry!
"This small city is really magical!" The hot spring is like Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden, which is obviously from a modern city, and it has become a soil bun.
The hot springs stood on a long blue path, and thousands of short figures rushed in front of them, and from a distance, they were black and oppressive.
I only heard the commander at the front shouting: "Stand up!
Immediately, thousands of cigarette hedgehogs immediately stood solemnly on both sides of the long road and began to pay attention.
They wore small blue hats on their heads, and they wore small suits full of holes, and the cigarettes that grew on their bodies came out of the holes in the small suits. Both decent and fit.
Zishu thinks that this dress is quite elegant, it is also a good costume, it is not easy to cut so many cigarette holes, and let the cigarette clothes on the back be drilled out properly.
"I don't know who their tailor is, but it's possible that it's above me. ”
Onsen didn't pay attention to the 'tailor', her attention was on the long black road.
The commander trotted all the way to the hot springs and said, "Dear hunter, we welcome you with a grand welcome, please accept our sincerest greetings!"
After saying that, it shouted again: "Music, up!"
In an instant, a rhythmic piece of music echoed in the air. The hot spring felt that this music was a little familiar, and after thinking about it, this was actually "Wedding March".
Will these guys play "Wedding March" for Mao?
Hot Springs quickly jumped out of her thoughts, for she saw that the commander had sent a group of little cigarette hedgehogs to catch dogs, ducks, and purple trees.
"Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, I have something I want to talk to you, I don't know, where should we talk?"
Hot Springs grabbed the commander, and by the way, pointed to the dogs and ducks and said, "Uh... Also, they're actually my friends, not the villains who are going to jail..."
The cigarette hedgehog commander tilted the hedgehog's head up, winked at the hot spring twice, and finally said with a slight grievance: "Ah? That's the case, then we didn't prepare in vain." Forehead... By the way, what are you going to talk to us about? Are you going to talk to our Super King?"
The hot spring nodded solemnly.
"Alright then, I'll arrange it now. By the way, you shouldn't be in arrears for helping us increase the occupancy rate of the prison, right?"
The hot spring nodded solemnly as well.
Seeing the hot springs nodding, the commander smiled and led a large group of hedgehogs away.
In the blink of an eye, the long road stuffed with cigarette hedgehogs returned to coldness, and the strong contrast made the psychology of the hot springs have some indescribable drops.
The hot springs pulled dogs, ducks, and purple trees to the long blue path, and with every step, you had to see how different this tube building was.
Just as they were enjoying the exotic scenery, suddenly, an advertisement for shampoo posted on the upper floor of the tube attracted the attention of the dogs and ducks.
Brown Spot pointed to the huge poster and shouted, "Hey... That fluffy, yellow-spotted girl really looks like my wife!"
The dark brown spot looked in the direction of the finger of the earth brown spot, and was also pleasantly surprised: "Don't say it, it's true, and the orange spot next to it also looks like my wife!"
Hot Spring walked over and looked at it carefully and carefully, and said, "What are they like, these two are your wives!
Just as he was talking in the hot springs, dozens of cigarette hedgehogs came over with a ladder. They quickly set up ladders, ascended, and dismantled advertisements.
The hot spring asked curiously, "Why do you want to tear it down?"
The cigarette hedgehog who was tearing down the poster complained: "These two are liars, we used the shampoo they formulated, and they are all bald! No, they are locked up again!
Hearing this, the earth brown spots and dark brown spots suddenly turned green. Hot Springs also felt that their negotiations were even more dangerous!