Volume 1: The Beginning Chapter 1 I Don't Be a God
"Ah!!! so boring!!!"
A boy in black pajamas resembling a rabbit was lying on the bed rolling and shouting.
The boy rolled for a while, as if to see his partner ignoring him, picked up the pillow in the shape of a shark next to him and threw it at his partner, and it happened that the shark's mouth bit his partner's head.
"Hahaha... ”
When the boy saw this, he inexplicably poked the laughter, and made a terrifying exaggerated expression while laughing.
"The pig was eaten by a shark, help~".
"Plug Plug Plug Plug... ”
A computer not far away heard the sound of death.
"Orange!!!!! your sister's!, this final boss I'm still close to a bloody skin, I'm ¥%¥%#...&*. ”
The fat man called the pig in front of the computer door finally turned around, angrily took off the shark and looked at the boy in the black pajamas.
The boy in black, who was called Orange, turned his head and quibbled nonchalantly.
"This should be blamed on your own low vigilance, they are all gods, and their vigilance is still so poor. ”
Seeing that the pig's face was already angry, Orange hurriedly muttered and diverted the topic.
"Hey, you've been a god for so long, you're all bored, you know all day long, playing these computer games over and over again, wow, I really can't stand you!"
The pig put the shark on his lap, slapped it twice and let it out, before smiling at the orange.
"You think I'm you, don't play this, don't play that, so picky, now boring, right?"
The pig picked up the shark, grabbed the shark's tail, shook it twice and threw it back to the orange.
Orange saw the opportunity, grabbed the shark's neck, and held it in his arms and played with the shark's cloth teeth boringly.
"I thought that being a god would be lawless, but I didn't expect this heavenly rule to be so domineering, without affecting the world, you can do anything, it sounds good, in fact? You have to work to earn money to buy a game!
Orange remembered that when he first became a god, he was coaxed by the way of heaven, and muttered dissatisfiedly.
"It's different, there are only 2 of us who have become gods in this time period. ”
The pig shifted positions and slumped comfortably in his game chair.
"According to the rules, we can't fall in love with anyone in the world, plus the rules and restrictions, it's no different from mortals? ”
The orange grabbed its heart, as if it had been stabbed by something.
"It's so angry, this broken god, it's really not as good as improper... ”
"Okay, okay, don't bother me, I'm going to get back to playing. The pig interrupted the orange impatiently.
After saying that, the chair turned and continued to struggle with his game.
Suddenly, Orange sat up suddenly, touched her chin and muttered that it was better to think about it.
As if having figured something out, Orange jumped out of bed and threw the shark in his hand at the pig again.
"You're right, it's better not to be, you're really a genius!! genius!! I'm going to the reincarnation pool to be reincarnated!"
The pig seemed to be fully engaged in the game, and the shark didn't react at all when it hit him, just a few perfunctory oh oh oh
Orange looked at it and smiled secretly, snapped his fingers, and the person disappeared into the room.
The silver light on the edge of the reincarnation pool flashed, and the orange stepped out of the silver light.
"Hey, Chi Ling, I want to be reincarnated!"
Orange yells at the pool.
The colorful water in the pool was shaken by the sound of a fluctuation, and when the sun shined, the waves were sparkling, like a ribbon fluttering in the water, so beautiful.
"Hah, who's going to disturb my sleep. ”
Immediately after the sound, the center of the water gradually protruded, and slowly evolved into a little girl composed of water.
The little girl's black and bright hair is lazily draped around her waist, setting off her fair skin, on her delicate and lovely face, butterfly-like eyelashes, her small nose, and her slightly upturned mouth, with a white princess dress, she looks like a doll.
Orange casually sat on the edge of the pool and waved at the water girl.
"Me, Koike. ”
The little girl yawned and rubbed her eyes, dimly searching for the source of the sound.
"Hey, what a big black rabbit!"
Orange looked at the little girl who was sleeping in a daze, and felt that her head was full of black lines.
"What a black rabbit! It's me, Orange. ”
"Ahh
Chi Ling saw that it was an orange, and his whole person was in good spirits, and his face was even more smiling.
Chi Ling lifted the princess skirt, trotted for a while, and stepped on the colorful pool water like jade barefoot, without splashing a trace of water. The water waves that were stepped out collided with each other, and there seemed to be some picture emerging and shaking in the water.
"What did you bring me today?"
Chi Ling stood in front of the orange with a look of anticipation.
"Uh... That one... This one... ”
Orange scratched her head in embarrassment.
"Huh?"
Chi Ling tilted his head twice, still looking at the orange expectantly.
"I'm not here to play with you today, I want to find you for something. ”
Orange looked at Chi Ling, who was looking forward to it, and couldn't bear to make her little face look unhappy.
"Oh~"
Sure enough, Chi Ling seemed to be a little unhappy, lowered his head and put his hands behind his back, and slowly kicked the splash with one foot, seemingly a little angry and a little depressed.
Suddenly, Chi Ling raised his head and smiled innocently: "Then what's the matter today?"
"I... I've decided to be reincarnated, please help me to be reincarnated. "Orange has a straight face.
"You're leaving, too, and there's one less person who wants to play with me. ”
The smile on Chi Ling's face immediately recovered.
"Let's go, let's go, this princess is not rare to you. "It doesn't matter if Chi Ling pretends to be strong.
But the tears in his eyes were captured by the orange, and the orange hugged Chi Ling in distress.
"Xiao Chi, don't cry, don't be sad... ”
"Wow!! why do you want to go, don't you like Xiao Chi anymore? Xiao Chi won't ask you this or that naughtily in the future, I won't be pestering you, I'll be very well-behaved, don't you go, okay, they... They... It's all gone, never coming back, I don't want you to go too... ”
Before Orange finished speaking, Chi Ling couldn't hold back any longer, lying on Orange's chest and crying, choking and crying, his whole body hugged Orange tightly like an octopus, and his little body trembled slightly as if he was afraid of something.
"Don't cry, don't cry, I don't dislike Koike. Orange comforted Chi Ling while touching her head.
Chi Ling raised his head and looked at Orange's eyes seriously, as if he felt that Orange was not lying.
"Then why are you leaving. Chi Ling asked very seriously.
"The Divine Realm is too boring, I want to go shopping and experience life, anyway, the Nether Realm is a hundred years, and the Divine Realm is only 1 day, so it won't be too long. And you can also find more fun and delicious drinks for Xiaoike, rest assured, I will definitely be back, guaranteed!"
The orange rubbed Chi Ling's cute little face, and promised with a smile.
"No hippie smiles, I'm serious, pull the hook!"
Chi Ling stretched out his little hand and cocked his little finger, staring at Orange's face.
"Okay, hang the hook for 100 million years, don't change!"
The orange changed to a normal color, stretched out his little finger and made an agreement with Chi Ling's hook.
"No, it will never change. ”
At this time, Chi Ling broke into tears and corrected with a smile.
"Well, never change. ”
Orange carefully wiped away Chi Ling's tears, tidied up her scattered hair, and looked at her happy smile before relieving her heart.
"Come on, go early and come back early, I'll help you be reincarnated. ”
Chi Ling's hand stroked in the pool water, and suddenly some strange pictures appeared in the water.
"Do you have any requirements for a matching reincarnate? I'll help you find the one you want. ”
Chi Ling carefully compared the picture in the pond, and asked the orange without looking back.
"Request?" Orange thought for a while, "be handsome, have better talent, and have a lucky value MAX, and nothing else." ”
Chi Ling rolled his eyes, "It's nothing, you're really greedy... Hey, who told me that I want you to come back safely, I'll help you find it. ”
One by one, the pictures passed by the pond, and the orange looked into the pool in confusion and was stunned, it turned out to be the lives of countless people.
"Rebirth is actually to inherit the body of other people who have just died, and it doesn't start from a baby, because everyone has their own soul, and babies also have it, and we have no right and can't kill a baby, that's too cruel, and God only has a soul body, not a body, so he can only rely on the resurrection and rebirth of the person who has just died. ”
Chi Ling seemed to sense Orange's surprise and explained casually.
"Yes, it's a 7-year-old boy who is dying, and you can be reborn in his body. Death has almost used up bad luck, just what you're looking for. ”
"Let me see, what does it look like?"
Orange curiously stood up and leaned over to the edge of the pool, wanting to take a closer look at the boy.
"Jump into the pool, he's dying, I'll help you reincarnate into his body, so it's 100% compatible. ”
Without waiting for the orange to react, Chi Ling went around the back of the orange and pushed the orange into the pool, and jumped into it himself.
As soon as the orange fell into the water, it felt pitch black, and its body couldn't move, only the consciousness seemed to be awake.
"Brother Orange, you must remember the promise we made! I will pray for you. ”
At this time, Chi Ling's voice came, and the orange only felt that his head was held by a pair of small hands, and then his forehead was touched by something soft, and his consciousness was confused. . .
Chi Ling touched his lips, stunned to watch the orange slowly fall into the exit of the bottom of the pool, getting smaller and smaller, and then he could only see the extra droplet-shaped lines on the orange's forehead, emitting a faint colorful light penetrating the pool water, and finally the colorful light became lighter and fainter, until it disappeared...