Chapter 507: Let you all meet the astringent wolf
On a summer night, the Inna River was very silent, and there was no noise except for the slight sound of the river moving in an eternal posture not far away.
The two hadn't been alone together for a long time, and they were both full of hunger.
As long as most of the things related to hunger and thirst need to be solved with the mouth, the hunger and thirst of two people naturally need two mouths to solve, and of course, the tongue must be cooperated.
A mouth can only be described as eating and drinking, but when two mouths touch together, it is called a kiss, which is unreasonable and unscientific, who invented this in the first place?
Even a bite is better than a kiss!
Of course, Wan Feng and Luan Feng didn't have time to discuss who invented this term and whether it had any scientific truth.
Since there are doubts, they must be tested, and theory can only be tested by practice, and at this moment, the effect of actual testing is more prominent than that of theory.
So the two of them tested it for a long time.
"Villain, when are you going to come back?" Luan Feng asked faintly after the scientific investigation of the kiss.
"This choice is left to you, I will come back when you say I will come back, if you don't let me come back, I won't come back. ”
Luan Feng slapped a punch in Wan Feng's chest: "Dare not come back." ”
"The journey took three days and three nights, and I estimated that I would arrive home on the 21st, and it would take me 39 days until the 1st of September. ”
"You haven't seen your family for a year and a half, so if you can stay longer, stay a few more days and spend more time with them. ”
"Ah? That's what you said? This is a little wrong, what kind of spirit is this? This is the spirit of international humanitarianism, it shouldn't be on you! Is it a fever, I feel whether it is hot or not. ”
At this moment, Wan Feng pretended to be a doctor to test Luan Feng's temperature.
As a patient to maintain absolute obedience to the doctor's examination, Luan Feng did not resist, his body was hot, and a dream-like voice came out of his throat.
The sound was acceptable in the previous episode, but it was a bit strange in the next episode.
Sure enough, the illness is not light, a person's body is hot to 39 degrees, this is considered a high fever, this must be carefully examined and treated.
The examination and treatment took a long time, and Wan Feng wanted to use a thermometer to test the temperature in Luan Feng's body, but Luan Feng refused.
Although she would also like to have her temperature taken.
"Don't... I'm afraid something will happen. ”
Wan Feng was still able to endure it and did not carry out the last treatment procedure.
"I'm going to stay at home for ten days, and then come back, I estimate that the tractor here will also come down for qualified inspection, this is a big deal, I'm afraid that Zhang Hai will be reluctant to spend money at that time, and it will be difficult to do without spending money, so I have to rush back quickly." ”
Luan Feng lay lazily in Wan Feng's arms, she didn't listen to what Wan Feng said at all, her attention was focused on the thermometer, this was the first time she saw the thermometer in her life, and it was also the first time she tasted the thermometer.
It felt weird, it made her heart beat jumbled and her breathing was a little rapid.
What would it be like if I had my body temperature measured?
If you didn't say no just now, would you know what it would be like?
Thinking of this, Luan Feng was startled, his hand retracted like electricity, and his cheeks felt hot like fire, fortunately it was night, or he would have to be ashamed to death.
"Did you hear me?"
"What did you say?"
"You should eat and drink at home as usual, don't think nonsense, do you hear?"
"I hear you, you are not allowed to mess around outside. ”
Wan Feng couldn't cry or laugh: "You, when will I mess up outside again?"
"Hmph, it's up to you to fool those women, you have the ability. ”
"Didn't I do that for you?"
"Who knows if you're going to fool them on the kang?"
"Hey, what's the matter with you woman, are you in arrears?"
"Then you can clean me up again, as long as it's not the last post. ”
So, a certain woman was examined again, and this time the examination effect was very satisfactory, a certain woman's body leaked a lot of water, and she was paralyzed like noodles.
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It was almost midnight when Wan Feng sent Luan Feng home, and after singing Jacky Cheung's kiss goodbye, Luan Feng reluctantly returned to the house.
Luan Feng tiptoed into the house, she lived in the back room, wanted to sneak back unconsciously, didn't want to just walk to the middle of the ground like a thief, the electric light turned on by itself, and then Luan Feng saw a woman on the kang looking at her with round eyes.
Looking at their reporters, they were obviously waiting for her.
Now there are more than ten people staying at her house, Li Erman, three women from the Black Reef, three relatives introduced by her master Yan Shufang, two people from the Warrior Commune, and two newcomers plus Jiang Min, a total of eleven people.
Eight people slept on the big kang in the outhouse, and four people lived in the inner room.
The eight girls looked her up and down, as if trying to find something different from the day.
At this time, the majesty of the factory director must be shown, otherwise these women must go to heaven.
"What are you doing with your eyes open when you don't sleep?"
"We're worried that you care about you, how can we sleep if you don't come back. ”
"Yes, I heard that a wolf has appeared nearby recently, and we are afraid that you will be taken by the wolf. ”
"I heard that the wolf likes women, and people call him a pervert. ”
Luan Feng was on fire: "Shut up and sleep for me, and sleep at night so that you will meet perverts." ”
"Giggles!"
"Hee-hee-hee!"
"Hahaha!"
After a burst of laughter, the women began to associate with the spirit of sublime gossip.
"Director, did you meet a pervert?"
"Isn't this nonsense, I didn't see the factory director blushing, he must be fighting to the death with the pervert. ”
"No, will the factory director come back alive when he encounters a pervert? ”
"Look at your eyes, I didn't see that the factory director's clothes were buttoned wrongly, and it is estimated that the clothes were torn off by perverts at that time. ”
"The factory director was so lucky to meet a pervert and came back alive. ”
Luan Feng subconsciously looked down at his clothes, and remembered where the buttons of his clothes were wrong.
Fooled!
Luan Feng rushed to the edge of the kang like a tiger descending from the mountain, stretched out his hand to stir up the air in the quilt one by one, and specially greeted the horn.
"Call you a pervert, let you experience the feeling of a pervert!"
The women laughed and laughed, some dodged, some begged for mercy, and some resisted.
"Are you still honest this time?"
"Honestly, honestly! No more nonsense. ”
"Sleep with the lights off!"
After the lights were turned off, Luan Feng walked to the inner room, and just walked to the door, someone said something in the darkness.
"Director, did the pervert deal with you like you did with us just now? ”
"Who said that, give me your name!" Luan Feng roared.
There was no movement in the room, and then there was a snoring that sounded fake.