The two of them dressed up carefully, like two flowers competing for beauty, and before going out, the woman was ready to compare with the women all over the world, as if she was going to participate in the Miss World selection, and dressed herself beautifully.

Shen Feng looked amused for a while, and he didn't know if they were going to make trouble or go to a beauty pageant, if they were dressed up so beautifully, they didn't want to deal with the stun.

As soon as these four people went out, they attracted the side eyes of the people, one was blonde and blue-eyed and exotic, and the other was a lord who was not easy to mess with at first glance, plus Shen Feng and Xiaocao'er, it was difficult not to be noticed.

"The surname Kai, we are going to do big things, don't drag us down later, when you see that the momentum is not right, no one will laugh at you if you run away. Miss Tang was like an old man, and she told Catherine who had just entered the rivers and lakes, walking on the street, no matter how many eyes she cast, she didn't know that she was nervous or psychological.

Catherine found the feeling of a princess in her eyes, her demeanor was calm and elegant, and she smiled: "Beautiful Miss Tang, you seem to have forgotten that I have kicked your Royal Highness the Crown Prince of your country, our Plantagenet Dynasty are brave people, and will never run away, and my knight will protect his princess." ”

Miss Tang snorted disdainfully: "Who is your knight, you are our family's maid, it's good not to let you serve tea and pour water, but I think you are still clever, you can barely give me a start, and follow my sister in the future, and you will have fun." ”

Catherine glanced at the side affectionately and smiled, "The princess of the Plantagenet Kingdom will not give in easily, unless she is willing. ”

Recruiting people failed, Miss Tang's cheeks were bulging, seeing that her hands had been wrapped around Shen Feng, the anger in her heart finally found a place to spread, and she said with apricot eyes and horizontal eyebrows: "You are still pulling and pulling on the street, what kind of system, let go quickly." ”

Catherine was even tighter, and said proudly: "You Dahua have a saying that don't do to others what you don't want to do to you, Tang, you want to be like me in your heart, but you don't dare, so you are not qualified to ask me." ”

Miss Tang snorted angrily: "Who-who wouldn't dare!" As she spoke, the whole person leaned over, as if to hang on Shen Feng's body, and her arm wrapped his other arm tightly.

As soon as she posted it, Shen Feng's left, middle and right roads were all occupied, especially his arms were sandwiched by two pairs of crisp breasts with different styles, and he was both comfortable and helpless in his heart: "You two give me a little peace, Xiaocao'er is not normal, and you are the same as her." ”

After all, Miss Tang was thin-skinned, and she couldn't resist the pointing and pointing of the people around her, so she snorted with a red face and stopped talking, Catherine glanced at it defiantly, but wrapped her arms tighter, and a pair of things that stood out from the crowd squeezed into the narrow place.

"Hmph, I'll tell Sister Yao when I go back, see if you dare to be a fox again. Miss Tang huffed angrily, and soon thought of a trick to deal with her.

Sure enough, Catherine was really afraid of Ji Yaoyao, so she reluctantly let go of her arm and smiled nerve-wrackedly: "I think you are a lamp that won't save fuel, Tang." Her Chinese level is also the level of Miss Tang, and when she talks about idioms and colloquialisms, it always sounds awkward.

The two of them chatted and quarreled along the way, and they didn't know how they lived in a house during these days, and at this moment, they suddenly remembered the euphemism in Shengzhou, and they could only sigh deeply.

A few people walked to the front of a mansion, Laifu was waiting near the mansion, Shen Feng said to him, and Miss Tang asked in hindsight: "Who is this place, what are we going to do?"

"This is the Prime Minister's Mansion, don't make a fuss, I promise you to have fun today. Shen Feng smiled and said, "Don't talk when you go in, look at my eyes." As he spoke, he told the people in the mansion that he wanted to find Song Xingling, and after the report was announced, the people led a few people in.

Walking into the hall, he saw Song Xingling coming in through the side door with a scarred face, Shen Feng sneered in his heart, and said with a smile: "Brother Song, I heard that Yanran said that you were a little injured, and I came to visit." ”

As soon as the two looked at each other, they were like close friends who hadn't seen each other for a long time, smiling constantly and greeting each other, but behind the two faces were their own thoughts, especially Song Xingling had been guessing his intentions.

sat down and said with a smile: "How could Brother Song be injured, I don't know what he was injured." ”

Song Xingling smiled hypocritically: "A little injury is not enough to worry about, but Brother Shen is very happy to come to the mansion today, and some unpleasant things have happened, so I have never had the opportunity to apologize to you, so I sincerely apologize to you today." "Say goodbye, bow deeply.

Waiting will make you happier, the cave room is a candle night, it's time to eat candy, Shen Feng waited for him to bow before hurriedly helping him up, "A little thing, Brother Song doesn't have to worry about it." ”

Song Xingling's gaze fell on his head, and he said strangely: "Brother Shen, what is on your head?"

Xiao Cao'er wore a mask on her face to prevent scaring others, and Shen Feng said casually: "This is a younger sister of mine, take it out to play." ”

Xiao Cao'er suddenly took off her mask and made a grimace at Song Xingling, her face was already terrifying, and then she made a grimace, almost scared people to death, Song Xingling's face changed, and after being frightened, she turned her eyes and asked, "These two are?"

As soon as he entered the door, Shen Feng said some words to the eldest lady and Catherine, at this time, the two girls were waiting for him on the left and right, one beating his legs, the other rubbing his shoulders, Shen Feng seemed to be a pampered uncle, "These two are my mothers, she is the daughter of General Tang, and she is a woman from a foreign country." ”

Song Xingling's face was strange, he thought for a moment, raised his hand and saluted: "The two ladies are beautiful and fragrant, Brother Shen is really blessed, and he is really enviable." ”

Shen Feng's expression was unruly, like a gentleman, he touched the two women in his hand, and said with a smug smile: "I have always been unfavorable in terms of women, and I can get any woman I want." ”

Song Xingling said tepidly: "Brother Shen is too confident. ”

Shen Feng said with a smile: "I have suddenly become interested in a woman recently, Brother Song guess who she is - Brother Song is recuperating, and I am going to visit Miss Xia in the Water Pavilion." ”

Song Xingling looked suspicious, and after thinking about it, he said, "Why does Brother Shen suddenly want to go to Miss Xia-"

Shen Feng sneered: "This is my private matter, and it is inconvenient to tell Brother Song." ”

Song Xingling's handsome face turned a little pale, and he reluctantly showed a kind smile and said, "Then it's inconvenient for me to stay, Brother Shen, please go slowly." "Let's get up and send it off.

Shen Feng didn't follow him anymore, and left with the two daughters in a chic manner, this time it seemed simple, but his goal had been achieved, set two traps and waited for him, didn't he like to calculate others behind his back, bringing Catherine over today, it was equivalent to telling him that he was the one who was jealous of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince in the Immortal Yin Pavilion, and with the insidiousness of Song Xingling, he would definitely use His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to deal with him. But before that, you have to calculate him carefully once and get back the previous account.

After walking out of the mansion, Song Xingling also sent it out, this gift is more enthusiastic than honoring his own father, but it is because of this that people think that he is hypocritical.

After Song Xingling left, Miss Tang was puzzled: "Shen Feng, what are you doing here, why did you just go in and leave, didn't you say that you brought us to make trouble, so it's over?"

Shen Feng smiled mysteriously: "The show has just begun, you will know later." ”

A few people walked quickly to the shade of a forest road, and placed a few black clothes and three daggers under the tree, Miss Tang was surprised: "Are these things prepared by you for Laifu, what do you want to do?"

Shen Feng sneered, covered his face with the black cloth on the ground, picked up the dagger and said fiercely: "Robbery!"

Miss Tang trembled and said: "Fight and fight, robbery, this is going to kill someone, if the government knows about it, we will be arrested." ”

Catherine teased, "Don, are you scared?"

Miss Tang has an iron wall on the outside, but she is weak on the inside, and when she encounters a tough battle, she is scared all of a sudden, and she really regrets taking her out, and she doesn't have the posture of being a second leader at all, "Miss, if you are afraid, you will hide here later." ”

Miss Tang said stubbornly: "Who said I was scared, isn't it robbery." As he spoke, he trembled and held the dagger in his hand, "Who are we going to rob?"

"Song Xingling!"

Miss Tang was puzzled: "You guys are fine, why did you rob him, doesn't he owe you a silver tael, and how can you be sure that he will pass through here." ”

Catherine smiled: "Tang, that Song is a hypocritical person, just like the people in the palace, the two of them are friends with each other, but they want to frame each other. ”

Shen Feng sneered: "To deal with this kind of person, it is best to tear his face with him, if he wants to be a good man and a true gentleman, I will let him be enough." ”

Miss Tang asked, "Then how are you going to deal with him?"

"Give him a wife. Shen Feng smiled and said solemnly: "Quickly put on your clothes, cover your face, don't let him recognize it." ”

Miss Tang said, "What if he doesn't come?"

Shen Feng said loudly: "As long as he is still Song Xingling, he will definitely come." ”

Sure enough, after waiting for a while, he saw a sedan chair coming, Shen Feng straightened his head, turned around and instructed: "Your Royal Highness Princess, you stay here, you are too conspicuous, I am afraid that the other party will recognize you, and take care of Xiaocaoer." ”

The little devil reluctantly showed a regretful smile and said, "It sounds really sad. ”

"Come, Miss—Miss, Miss, what are you afraid of!" she squirmed and pinched, and under the pressure, she turned into a soft little sheep, and Shen Feng dragged her out by pulling hard.

"Who's up ahead!"

Shen Feng pulled the eldest lady out, hoarsely voiced, and said viciously: "There is a road in heaven that you don't go, Lao Tzu's territory you come to die, the people in the sedan chair come down for me, I see Uncle Ben, and I want to sit comfortably in the sedan chair, I am impatient." ”

Miss Tang was trembling, so nervous that she didn't even take the dagger and dropped it on the ground, hurriedly picked it up again, and said without confidence: "You-me-give me-give me down." ”

"Speak with confidence, we are now bandits, not caught and raped. "How did I find such a partner, Shen Feng sighed with hatred, I can't find a few people in the world who are born to be bandits, and he is one of them, that is, if he doesn't wear a suit, when others look at him, he is a master who specializes in self-interest and harming others.

Miss Tang raised some courage, used a little strength to breastfeed, and said coquettishly: "The people in the sedan chair, come down for my aunt!"

This is like a human saying, but there are still 108,000 miles away from a qualified bandit, Shen Feng smiled with satisfaction, it seems that the bandit industry also needs a master to lead the door, and the maturity of the technology determines the amount of silver taels.

Song Xingling walked down from the sedan chair, his expression was calm, and he said unhurriedly: "Who are you?"

When I became a bandit, how did I not have a bandit, he reminded me of this question, and I thought urgently in my head, and said proudly: "It's good to say, my name is stripped naked, she is called robbing the light, the people in the rivers and lakes give us a few thin noodles, and people give us the nickname 'go to bed and get out of bed to get out of bed to grab money, and only a dime is left to rob the husband and wife', write it down, it doesn't matter if you can't remember it, let's contact the relationship first, say, how much property is in the family, how many wives, and the old and young ones are reported together." ”

The stinky guy said so skillfully, could it be that he had really used a knife before, and Miss Tang couldn't even hold the dagger, but when she saw that he was more skilled than a real bandit, she was dumbfounded.

Song Xingling said coldly: "Do you know who I am!"

"Wahahahaha-wahaha-" let out a trademark wild laugh, this laughter was his horn to go out and hurt people, and the fierce god said viciously: "Lao Tzu doesn't care who you are, Lao Tzu only recognizes money, not people!"

"Bold, how can the son of the prime minister today allow you to offend!" Song Xingling ordered a subordinate next to him to take the lead in moving a father, throughout the ages, moving a father is the last word.

Shen Feng sneered: "The son of the prime minister, thank you for reminding me, dare to love Lao Tzu today when he meets a delicate and expensive person, it's okay, cut your meat and sell it." ”

"You dare!"

Shen Feng raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Our husband and wife are united, what don't you dare, idle people and others avoid it, if you want to see it, just watch it quietly, don't disturb our work - do it!"

Miss Tang said timidly: "Move-move-move-"

Shen Feng said helplessly: "Let you see the smile, my lady has just debuted, and she is not very sensible - lady, you go over, point the dagger at him, and ask him to hand over the silver taels, if he doesn't refuse, you will stab him with the dagger a few times, if he doesn't, you will let him sign and draw a pledge, and let him use his wife to pay off the debt." ”

Song Xingling's expression was gloomy, and he said angrily: "Who are you!" In the entire capital, no green forest hero dared to rob him, and the couple in front of him were either new bandits or had ulterior motives.

Carrying a dagger and slowly walked up, the subordinate next to him rushed up, Shen Feng knocked him unconscious with a punch, and sneered: "You don't have to know who I am, and it won't be good for you to know." ”

Song Xingling was in danger, his eyes kept falling on him, his expression was gloomy and puzzled, "What do you want to do?" Shen Feng was full of gangsterism, which made him believe that he was a real bandit, otherwise with his eyesight, how could he not tell if it was a bandit.

Shen Feng said with a smile: "Lao Tzu has been idle recently, in addition to pursuing money, I also want to have some fun, you are also a powerful person, I hate the powerful the most in my life, I can't wait to rob them of their silver, sleep - forget it, second-hand." ”

Song Xingling said: "What do you mean?!"

Shen Feng patted the dagger, then put the dagger on his neck, and smiled evilly: "Encountering old acquaintances in other places, meeting nectar in a long drought, spending candles in the cave room, and inscribed on the gold list These four things have been the four beautiful things of our men since ancient times, and today I will let you try it-Miss, do it!"

Miss Tang was still faint in her dream, and then consciously tied Song Xingling with a rope, and after the rope was tied firmly, Shen Feng took out a piece of paper from his body, and said with a smile: "You went out to meet me today, it is your luck, I have always had the beauty of an adult, and I wish that there are lovers in the world who will eventually become dependents, so this foreign country is considered to be next to each other, as for the long drought and the rain, hehe, you will soon enjoy it, and then talk about the candle night in the cave room, which requires your letter of appointment." ”

Song Xingling snorted angrily: "Nonsense!"

"How can it be a chicken-free talk, don't you have a little cock, anyway, I have a big one. Shen Feng didn't shy away from the fact that the eldest lady was also beside her, anyway, with such an esoteric dialogue, she couldn't understand it even if she wanted to break her head, hehe smiled and said: "Everything is negotiable, if there is no negotiability, I can only let you let some blood." ”

Song Xingling glared angrily, his expression was gloomy, and his tone changed: "The two of you are just asking for money, why don't we each take a step back, I will give the money, how about you let me go, I should make friends with you." ”

Shen Feng laughed loudly and said: "Dealing with robbers, or you will be a robber, I want to do some new tricks today, I heard that Song Gongzi has been chasing and killing Miss Xia in the capital, why don't I give you a chance." ”

Song Xingling said angrily: "If you dare to hurt Yan Ran, I will never let you go!"

Shen Feng salivated and laughed lewdly a few times: "Song Gongzi is so close to her, it seems that he must be very fond of Miss Muxia, today you write a letter of appointment, I will immediately let you visit the hall to get married, and enjoy the taste of the candle night in the cave room." ”

Song Xingling's face was not angry at first, but surprised, and then puzzled: "Why are you doing this?!!" He asked very strangely, as if he already knew that the person in front of him was Shen Feng.

Shen Feng still sneered, guessing that Song Xingling already knew who he was, but he didn't make it clear, and it became more and more obvious that he was a treacherous villain, "Don't ask so much, do you want to die, or do you want to write a letter of appointment!"

Song Xingling laughed wildly and said, "I might as well be frank, you don't dare to kill me." ”

Seeing his knowing look, Shen Feng was not angry, and said with a smile: "It's not that I dare to kill you, I have this capital, but you still don't know why I appeared in front of you, but I prefer to play with you than kill you, and enjoy the four happy events in life I give you." As he spoke, he knocked him unconscious with a very unceremonious punch.

After the person fell, Miss Tang was puzzled, "What do you want to do to him?"

Shen Feng sneered: "Honor what I said before, give him a perfect life, and experience the four happy events in life one by one, eldest miss, tell you and Catherine a little something." ”

Miss Tang was given an order on the verge of danger, her expression was serious, and she quickly muttered Catherine and left together, as for Xiao Cao'er, of course, she climbed onto his back again, glanced at Song Xingling on the ground, and then put him into a sack.

Soon, Laifu rushed to light the carriage, and Shen Feng ordered: "You know what to do for the rest, you must serve Song Gongzi well." ”

Laifu trembled and said, "Brother Shen, do you really want to do this?"

Shen Feng kicked him in the ass and urged: "Get out of here, either you go up, or you find someone to get on, don't talk to me, by the way, where are you looking for someone." ”

Laifu said: "This kind of person can only be found in Qinglou, and it still costs twenty taels of silver to do it." ”

"These twenty taels are taken from him, his mother's money, the advantage is taken by him, and he is embarrassed to let me spend money, don't even think about it. "Being a duck is so good in ancient times, Shen Feng is greedy and sweaty, what do I envy.

Laifu felt a chill in his heart, who took advantage of this kind of cheapness really poured eight lifetimes of mold.

After Laifu left, Shen Feng took off his outfit and walked towards the street with a wooden sign that read: Looking for an older yellow flower girl, it is best to be over forty.

After walking a short distance on the street, I originally thought it was looking for a needle in a haystack, but I didn't expect it - good guy, the sign was raised, and soon an old girl with a wrinkled face rushed over, and in the end, Shen Feng was forced to build a stall to select.

At this time, Shen Feng had a mustache on his mouth and sunglasses on his face, which was the best way for him to walk the rivers and lakes.

"Big sisters, please keep order, don't cut in line, don't bribe - slow, you come back!" Shen Feng was sitting at a square table, and there were two old aunts fanning the wind next to him, and there were several old sisters around him, he had been recruited on the street, and he had also chased his ex-wife on the street, and it was the first time to pimp on the street, how fresh, and only a person of great wisdom like him could do this kind of thing.

"Because this time is a rare good son-in-law, and because of the market. Shen Feng waved his hand, described the grand occasion in front of him, and then said solemnly: "So this time, if you want to find a good match, you must use the way of competing for a son-in-law, the explanation is very simple, whoever has more silver, who can find a good couple, please sign up for the eldest sister enthusiastically, and bid more." ”

"I'm one or two!"

"I'm two two!"

"Can you take a look at the person first, is it a young man, girl, I am eighteen years old this year-mother, I'm hungry, take me back." ”

"Five taels!Haha, it's so fun!" Xiaocao'er was on his shoulder, jumping with joy, and his mouth was also coaxing with those older leftover women.

This year, I asked the fortune teller to calculate a hexagram, and the master said that I will definitely be able to find a good fate this year, and no one should rob me, six taels, see who can afford it!" A sturdy woman squeezed through the crowd and rushed in, stomping on his table with one leg.

Shen Feng glanced up and down, good guy, really refreshing, his spirit suddenly burst out, and he exclaimed: "It's you!"

"It's not fair, it's not fair!"

"We protest!"

The crowd made a noise and expressed their dissatisfaction, they are all old-fashioned yellow flower girls, and there are few Dahua men, don't fight hard when you meet someone.

Such a big movement on the street attracted a lot of people, and at this time, an intellectual woman in a skirt walked on the street, and her eyes were quickly attracted by the strange man with a sticky beard and sunglasses, and her footsteps approached unconsciously.

(6,000 words)