Chapter 308: Life is like a mustard
"Ninety-five-twenty-seven, you eat?" Niulanshan yelled: "Don't you go to sweep?"
Cangyun replied blankly: "Yes." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" silently picked up the broom, and then went to sweep the.
This is already a month's anniversary. Cangyun's daily work is to sweep the, the huge, can sweep the every day, Cangyun is already lucky, and he doesn't do any other work. In a month, Cangyun's ambition was all wiped out in that, Cangyun sometimes felt in a trance that he was a shell demon, the job of this generation is to sweep, there is no daylight, go on like this, not to mention secretly investigating the White Tiger family and rescuing the wolf and wolf, he has already asked God to worship Buddha if he doesn't smell.
"If you can't finish sweeping today, I'll eat the rest!" There was a roar like a mountain in the back of Niulan Mountain, if Cangyun had been boiling before, now there was almost no turmoil in his heart, just silently sweeping
This county palace covers an extremely wide area, Cangyun has been here for a month, although he has not yet gone to a place outside the Sky Courtyard, he can still understand a rough idea in the words of Niulan Mountain, the County King's Mansion, a total of one hundred and sixty-eight enters, the Sky Courtyard is the backyard, which is the one hundred and sixty-fifth entry, and the last three entrances are the courtyard that Cangyun passes through every time and the low-level miscellaneous place where he lives. The core family members such as the king of the county were between sixty-eight and one hundred and twenty-eight, and it was heavily guarded, and it was by no means a place where a slave like Cangyun wearing low-level miscellaneous clothes could enter, and even if Cangyun stepped into the courtyard within the one hundred and sixty-fourth, he would be immediately dragged to feed the dogs. The county king's mansion was densely prohibited, and the masters were like clouds, and Cangyun did not dare to act rashly.
And the that Cangyun sweeps every day is the product of a demon called the three ape bears, the three ape bears are the body of the three ape bears, and the three heads quarrel with each other every day, they are very noisy, they are hundreds of feet tall, they eat a lot, they pull a lot, and they are a pet in the county king's mansion. These three apes have an arrogant temperament, and they don't put Cangyun in their eyes at all, and they may eat two when they are happy, fortunately Cangyun has not encountered this demon beast, but the three apes sometimes deliberately wait for Cangyun to come before defecation, and want to smash Cangyun to death with, fortunately Cangyun hides quickly, otherwise not dying is also a lifelong pain, since the failure of the three ape bears to smash Cangyun, he holds a grudge and is determined to succeed once, so he has not had the idea of eating Cangyun.
Today, as soon as Cangyun entered the Sky Courtyard and didn't smell, he knew that the three ape bears would definitely attack him today, so he hurriedly put his mind on guard and slowly walked to the center of the courtyard. In the corner, an object the size of a fly quietly moved towards the clouds, and suddenly jumped up when it was less than a zhang away from the clouds, and at the same time the body skyrocketed, revealing its true body, which turned out to be the three ape bears, the three ape bears rose to about one zhang, chattering and laughing, and at the same time arching their bodies, their heads and buttocks were in one direction, throwing black and yellow substances from the lower part of the back of the body three inches below the umbilicus, and the speed was as fast as a meteor.
"Good guy, when did you learn the shrinking technique!" Cang Yun was startled, his feet turned sharply, and he relied on the mysterious body technique to avoid the attack of this. Unexpectedly, the three ape bears had already prepared, and the was shooting like a machine gun frantically, and each bullet was the size of a human head, and it was definitely uncomfortable to smash it on the body.
Cangyun scolded secretly, why is this demon so disgusting, but the launch speed is extremely fast, and he can only dodge left and right, fortunately, Cangyun's true strength is far above the three ape bears, otherwise it is really possible to be hit. The three ape bears didn't hit Cangyun for two teas, and they screamed angrily, seeing that they were all played, they roared, turned under their feet, and began to move their bodies, while continuing to strafe.
"Why is this body so familiar? This is not my body method?" This time Cangyun was really taken aback, of course, the mountains were more handy, because the movements of the three apes looked like a baby toddler in Cangyun's eyes. After another cup of tea, Cangyun's body was spotless, and the three apes were sweating profusely, and they never survived anymore.
Cangyun smiled slightly and looked at the three ape bears.
The snot of the three apes and bears flowed into their mouths, and the three mouths sucked at the same time, choking Cangyun with disgust.
"Can you hide from this?" said the three ape bears, this was the first time the three apes had spoken, and their voices were high-pitched.
Cangyun was holding a broom, but as if holding a spear, he had a fierce momentum, step by step towards the three ape bears, the three ape bears were afraid for no reason, they actually retreated step by step, took a few steps back, felt that it was wrong, they were facing a low-level miscellaneous servant, in the past, this kind of thing was just their own snacks, how could they be afraid today? I couldn't help but get angry in my heart, and wanted to roar, but when I saw Cangyun's eyes, it became like a kitten's scream.
"Do you want to try again?" Cangyun walked up to the three apes and asked, although Cangyun only reached the waist of the three apes, the three apes felt that they were very small in front of Cangyun, and when they heard Cangyun's question, they shook their heads timidly.
"That's good, then tell me, where did you learn your body shape and footwork?" Cang Yun continued to ask with a smile.
The three apes covered their three mouths with their two paws and shook their heads.
"Don't you say?" Cangyun's face suddenly revealed a sinister aura from a smile, his eyes flashed, staring at the three ape bears, the three ape bears shook their bodies, if it wasn't for the overuse of the bullet, now I have to do it again: "I, it was the little young master who taught me, he, he didn't let me, otherwise he would pick me, me, my skin." ”
Cang Yun frowned slightly, and secretly said that how could the young master of the White Tiger family know his own body, could it be that his own senior brother came over to teach the sword technique of this sect? Or did the White Tiger family have something to do with his own sect? These two possibilities were too low, but Cang Yun couldn't think of any reasonable explanation for a while.
"You, why are you so powerful, and you still come to be a low-level handyman. Seeing Cangyun in a daze, the three ape bears asked weakly.
Cangyun glanced at the three ape bears and knew that he was another demon with a straightforward temperament and a talent that did not dare to compliment.
Demons, there is always this shortcoming, collectively referred to as the period of spiritual wisdom, to a certain period, some to a certain age, some to a certain cultivation, the demon can be enlightened, on a new level. And these three apes are not opened at a glance, Cangyun has studied the "Demon Battle Map", and still has some understanding of these three apes, but the predecessors who wrote the "Demon War Map" did not pay attention to the demons such as the three apes, so the description is not detailed, just a little brushstroke, and it is summed up that the demon is stupid.
"I, hmph, I'm amazing?" Cangyun asked rhetorically.
The three apes scratched their heads: "Your skills are very good, but you don't have any magic power, I, I don't know." ”
Cang Yun pretended to sigh sadly: "Hey, what do you know? I owe a lot of money, and my demon power was poisoned by the creditor again, and I was forced to sell myself into the White Tiger family as a low-level handyman. ”
The three ape bears looked stunned, and Cangyun felt that he couldn't bear to deceive a retarded person like this.
"It's disrespectful. The three apes bowed down.
Cangyun was very satisfied with this reaction.
"Then if I eat you, will it be very good for me? After all, the high-level demon body itself is a great tonic. By the time the three ape bears raised their heads, they were already covered in saliva and dripping all over the ground.
Cang Yun instantly had three thoughts in his heart.
First, don't talk to idiots.
Second, don't talk to idiots.
Third, don't talk to idiots!
", what kind of idea is this!" Cangyun scolded in his heart, but he had to admit that the statement of the three ape bears was not wrong, and at this moment, the three ape bears recovered their true bodies, staring at Cangyun with fierce eyes, and saliva flew down like a waterfall.
"Fuck you, die and die!You can't be eaten by this beast!" Cangyun said secretly in his heart, stretched out his hand and drew a Nine Spirit Falling Mountain Talisman behind his back, the three ape bears didn't notice that a small brown and yellow rune above his head flashed quickly, and his body immediately fell to the ground with a bang, and he couldn't open his mouth to wail.
"Do you dare to have a different heart?" Cangyun asked coldly. Cangyun knew that he had to make the three ape bears completely surrender now. The three ape bears looked at Cangyun pleadingly and nodded with difficulty.
Cangyun withdrew the talisman, and the three ape bears changed back to the size of one zhang, looking at Cangyun pitifully, Cangyun said: "If you change your mind again, I will pick your skin first!"
The three ape bears hurriedly covered their chests with their hands, gasped, and Cangyun, who was watching, wanted to go up and kick his feet: "Listen, although my demonic power is lost, there are always some means to save my life, if you dare to say it, hum." ”
The three ape bears covered their mouths and said, "Don't dare, don't dare." ”
Cangyun was relieved, looked around, and said, "You swept the for me." ”
"Huh?" said the three apes, "This is not your job?"
Cangyun was angry to death, and said, "Don't sweep your skin!"
"Yes. How dare the three apes resist, they immediately picked up a broom to sweep the, Cangyun was happy, watched from the sidelines, and instructed the three apes how to sweep clean from time to time.
"Huh?" Cangyun heard footsteps in the distance, flashed, and came to the side of the three ape bears: "Give me the broom, you go, don't mention today's matter to other demons." ”
The three apes didn't know what they had, and they didn't dare to ask more, so they left in a hurry.
Soon, Niulanshan pulled the two demons into the sky courtyard, these two demons Cangyun had seen, they were low-level handymen who came with him, but there was usually no communication, Niulanshan pulled a demon on one leg, dragging it like a dead dog, and the two demons closed their eyes and groaned, obviously being beaten like this by Niulanshan.
"Why are you so dirty today?" Niulanshan shouted when he saw Cangyun in a daze.
"What's wrong with them?" Cangyun couldn't help but ask.
"These two are mountain fish demons, today the house wants to eat delicious fish and meat, there is a shortage of these two, they want to eat they want to run, I caught them, and now send them to the kitchen. Niulanshan said as he walked, as if he had just returned from the vegetable market.
"This?!" Although Cangyun had long known that the life of low-level miscellaneous servants was like grass mustard, he never thought that he would be so shocked when he really faced this day.
A shock to the heart.
Where is the demon power?
Life is like a mustard.
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