"So he can come to the audition, and he has to sing? This guy is funny, right?"

Look at this fat man, with a fat head and big ears and mung bean eyes, as well as his shiny middle score, all prove that this guy is definitely a comic, can this kind of person sing well?

The contestants in the audience and the students who watched the heat on the spot, after seeing the more chic Zhu Kuang on the stage, felt that the school's selection competition was too child's play.

How can anyone come up here?

"Does this guy have a mine at home, and he was allowed to participate because of the benefits of the school?" a girl who participated in the competition whispered dissatisfiedly to her classmates on the side.

She felt that having this fat man involved was simply lowering the pressure of the school's selection.

The classmates around her seemed to know Zhu Kuang and knew the situation of his family, so they said to the female classmate with a smile:

"Hehe, I don't know if I will give the judges benefits, but his family really has two mines! This guy is the prince of Hengyuan Minerals!"

"Ah, the prince of Hengyuan Minerals?" After a trace of surprise flashed on the girl's face, the expression on her face quickly changed from dissatisfaction to what should have been:

"I take a closer look and think that this fat man looks very cute! You look at his full sex score, which is enough to prove that he has too much unrestrained artistic heart, our school should be such an eclectic selection of talents, absolutely not judging people by their appearance!"

The classmates around her all rolled their eyes collectively, the gap between your performance before and after is too big, although a woman is a realistic creature, but it is rare to be so shameless as this female classmate.

Zhu Kuang didn't know that he had only been on stage for a while, and he had already let many male students in the audience understand the essence of women. He's in the mood for a blockbuster right now.

Finally, the music prelude ended with his great anticipation, and it was his turn to play.

"The spring breeze blows a butterfly on the flowering branches

I'll send you to Jiangnan to Kitano

You said waiting for you to sketch that snow season

Come back and sit across from me to make tea

It's another season of flowers and butterflies

I'm waiting for you at the night of the Jiangnan Arch Bridge

I want you to play the spring dream season with the pipa

The return is far away, and the dream is gone

”

In all fairness, Zhu Kuang is a little stumbling and a bit stupid, but his voice is really good, and he was originally a song sung by a girl, but now he is singing it with a sound and momentum.

"Don't say that this fat man doesn't look good, but he looks really good!" said one of the judges to the headmaster who was drinking water next to him.

The principal nodded, he didn't expect that his school was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon! First, a Tang Xiaoxiang was killed, and then Tang Weiwei appeared during the selection, and now there is a Zhu Kuang, he is a little fat and ugly, but this voice really has nothing to say.

Just as he lamented that the school was growing stronger and stronger under his leadership, Zhu Kuang also began to sing the part of the chorus that he had been brewing for a long time.

"You say mouth beet, toot, toot

Pout, you'll come

You say the mouth is tut-tuo

The flowers will bloom when you pout

You say mouth beet, I beet beet

I'll wait for you to come back

You say mouth beet, I beet beet

Pout and wait for the flowers to bloom."

"Poof!" the principal squirted!

He's very broken in his heart now, is this the talent he is optimistic about?

Do you have a motor for your big lips? I can see your spit flying all over the sky three meters away from you! Are you here to sing or to water the ground?

And which bastard wrote this song! It's so brainwashed by your sister, so I listened to it again, and my head was full of pouts!

The other people below were amused by this divine comedy, and they all began to applaud Zhu Kuang, and Zhu Kuang's crazy character was happy now.

Isn't that what he's been looking forward to cheering for him?

So he sang more devotedly, and his thick big lips began to pout desperately, until the teachers in the judges' seats in front of the stage held small wooden boards for scoring and quickly retreated backwards.

Oh yes, it's almost raining in the judges' seat!

In the end, when the judges were about to find someone to bring a few umbrellas, Zhu Kuang finally finished singing.

In fact, he still wanted to pout for a while, but unfortunately the accompaniment was over, and he also felt a little thirsty, and he lost too much water from singing just now.

"This classmate, have you finished singing?"

The judges, the teacher still held the small wooden board used for scoring to block his face, and carefully stood 4 meters away from Zhu Kuang and asked Zhu Kuang standing on the stage.

After Zhu Kuang nodded and finished singing, he breathed a sigh of relief, put down the small plank, and then began to comment:

"Hmm... I believe that if your performance in singing this song is seen by countries like Africa that are seriously short of water, you will definitely become the brightest and most popular star in their country!"

The teacher commented with certainty that this vermilion mine can definitely become the rising star of Africa.

The rest of the judges and teachers also nodded their heads in recognition of this comment.

Zhu Kuang was very happy after listening to the words of the judges. When the judges informed him that he could step down and wait for the final result, he also kissed the audience a few times in a row before reluctantly walking off the stage.

Seeing that he stepped down, these judges dared to return to the judges' seat.

"Cleaning! Cleaning, come up and wipe this table and stool! Wipe it on the stage, don't wait for other players to slip and drown when they come on stage!"

The principal stood on the edge of the judges' bench, wiping his sweat and directing.

...

The players and the audience in the audience did not wake up from the laughter just now after Zhu Kuang stepped down, and they are now full of mouths and mouths like demons....

This state directly affected the students who participated in the competition after the second group.

It was a little fat girl who came to the stage after Zhu Kuang, and before she could perform on stage, she abstained directly as soon as she picked up the somewhat sticky microphone.

The fourth person on stage is a cross talker, but his cross talk doesn't seem to be as funny as Zhu Kuang's casual pout, so he ended up in disgrace.

The fifth place performed drunken boxing, but maybe because the ground was just wiped and slippery, the action should have been a backward fake fall, but this guy really fell to the ground solidly, and he was directly blinded.

The most creative should be the sixth, this guy is good at imitation, after he came on stage, he first imitated a few superstars for everyone to sing, and then imitated some lines from classic movies, not to mention that they are really quite similar.

If he can finish the performance step by step, he should be the most competitive player in this group, but in the end, I don't know what he thinks, maybe I am afraid that the atmosphere when he performs is not fierce enough, he actually imitated Zhu Kuang with a big brain!

As a result, as soon as he pouted, he was ousted from the stage by the frightened judges, and the good start was ruined by himself.

Tang Xiaoxiang looked at the second group of farce-like games on the stage with tears and laughter in the audience, and sighed secretly in his heart:

"What a wreck this Divine Comedy is!"