Chapter Eighty-Five: Playing Bald

Ye Bufan smiled faintly and said, "Thank you boss for your kindness, please give me ten more strings of waists." ”

"What are you talking about?" the boss thought he hadn't made it clear, so he said, "You may not know how bald there are, but they are bastards here, stealing chickens and dogs, abducting and selling women from good families, that's commonplace, young man......"

"By the way, let's have some more beer, it's a great drink tonight, by the way, what do you want to have?"

Ye Bufan turned his head and asked Sanniang.

Sanniang shook her head, "Old lady, I want to keep in good shape, if I don't eat, I'll drink some small bars with you." ”

"Then two more dozen. ”

Ye Bufan said to the boss with a smile.

"Hey!" the boss finally understood, it was not that the young man who dared to do so didn't understand what he meant, but that he didn't take these people seriously at all. Anyway, that's all he says, and he can't help it if he doesn't listen to persuasion.

Ye Bufan looked at the boss and went away, the corners of his mouth raised a good-looking arc, this boss is good, probably because he thinks that he spends with him, if he is beaten, he will be jointly and severally responsible, so he will come to remind himself kindly, even if he is responsible, he will rush him to this sense of responsibility, and he will consume it for him again.

It's just two street gangsters, and Ye Bufan really doesn't care about it.

"I said, Wang, why didn't that young man leave?"

The proprietress asked with a frown when she saw the boss coming back.

"Hey, probably this young man wants to be strong in front of his girlfriend, but I think they should be outsiders, but I don't know how powerful these few are, I'm afraid they will suffer for a while, anyway, we also told him that he didn't listen to us and we can't help it, but it's a pity that the girl is so beautiful, I really can't bear to be ruined by those bastards......"

"You dead ghost, you can't bear to be ruined by others, do you want to be on your own?"

"My wife let go, her ears hurt...... I only love you alone...... Really ......"

……

Ye Bufan's ear is so good, he heard their words clearly, he just smiled, this couple is not bad, but they are a little snobbish.

"What are you laughing at?" Sanniang didn't have Ye Bufan's good ear power, and looked at Ye Bufan puzzled.

"It's nothing, sister-in-law, I'm afraid you're going to be in trouble in a while. ”

Ye Bufan said while holding a beer.

"What trouble can I have?" Sanniang's good-looking eyes were full of questions, and she looked at Ye Bufan puzzled.

And just as she was talking, the bald head over there stood up with a hula, holding a sprinkler bottle and staggering towards her, his eyes staring at Poison Sanniang, without blinking, and his saliva flowed all over the ground.

"Brother Guang, get her!haha!"

Behind them came the giggling of those bare-chested gangsters, as if in their eyes, Sanniang, the little lamb, was about to fall into the mouth of the big bad wolf.

"Isn't this a problem? How about it? Do you want to hide?"

Ye Bufan still talks and laughs freely.

"Are you sure it must be my trouble?" Similarly, Sanniang also looked at Ye Bufan with a smile on her face.

Ye Bufan was stunned for a moment, this smile is so familiar, every time Sanniang wants to make it bad, his smile is extraordinarily bright, he has already formed a conditioned reflex, so he subconsciously leaned back, but it was too late.

I saw that Sanniang suddenly pounced on him like a hungry tiger, grabbed Ye Bufan's arm at once, and leaned his whole body tightly into Ye Bufan's arms, and didn't forget to spit hot air in his ear, and said: "Don't forget, they all think I'm your girlfriend, and you will be indifferent when you see your girlfriend being molested?" ”

followed by Sanniang's unbridled laughter, laughing with flowers, and shaking her chest, which was very eye-catching.

"I ......" Ye Bufan was speechless for a while, is he destined to lose in the hands of Sanniang in this life?

And the boss and lady over there saw that Ye Bufan and they were still in the mood to flirt and scold at this moment, so they couldn't help but shake their heads and sigh, eh, it's really terrifying, and they don't know it when they die, so they ask for more blessings.

The bald head saw that the beautiful chick actually took the initiative to throw herself into the arms of the little white face, took the sprinkler bottle and scolded, then sped up his pace and walked to Ye Bufan's table, slapped the wine bottle in his hand on the table, and said to Sanniang in Ye Bufan's arms with hazy eyes: "Beauty, accompany my brother to drink one." ”

The eyeballs are about to bulge out, I really can't wait to stick it directly to Sanniang, and the saliva that has been flowing out is ticking all over the ground at this time, just like a pug.

Ye Bufan didn't want to come forward, this kind of little deflated San also wanted to flirt with the bastard ancestor Poison Sanniang?

He just wanted to watch a good show, who knew that Sanniang suddenly pinched him hard, and Ye Bufan gasped in pain.

Hurriedly said with a smile: "This big brother is easy to say, it turns out that he wants my girlfriend to drink with you, say it early, please sit down." ”

Ye Bufan nodded and pulled out a stool for the bald head very enthusiastically.

"Well, count you as a kid. "The bald head is very satisfied, this kid's eyesight is okay, and after he falls in love with his woman for a while, he can consider letting him be his little brother.

Sanniang over there is so angry, she told you to come out, but she didn't tell you to come out like this, what's the matter?

Xiaofan is too unreliable, let's take action in person.

When she was about to stop it, she saw that the bald head who was about to sit down suddenly fell to the ground, and screamed non-stop, it was a miserable one.

"Bald brother, how are you? Oh, they all say that the road here is slippery and tell you to be careful, why don't you listen, you didn't fall in pain, right?"

Ye Bufan was taken aback, hurriedly stood up, and went to help the bald head over there, with a very concerned look.

"Damn, why is it so good that a piece of watermelon skin suddenly comes out......"

The bald head scolded and scolded, and under Ye Bubu's support, he sat on the stool.

"I said beautiful ......"

As soon as he spoke, he suddenly heard a 'click' sound from the side......

"What's the sound?" the bald head was confused.

"Bald man, be careful, your stool legs seem to be about to loose|"

Ye Bufan exclaimed, stood up, and said anxiously.

The bald head was startled, and wanted to stand up, but at this time he heard a 'crash' sound, and the foot of the stool fell in response, and he was once again gloriously thrown to the ground.

"Ouch, it's painful to die......"

The bald head couldn't help wailing, not to mention how embarrassing it was.

Ye Bufan helped his bald head up in pain, and said with hatred: "I said bald brother, why are you so careful, look at this pig-like figure, how can you sit on this small stool so hard, it didn't hurt you, right?" ”

"He's a horse, what's going on today......" The bald head looked confused, and he couldn't turn the corner.

"I'm going, what is Brother Guang doing? Why didn't the horse get soaked, so he wrestled first? And he fell twice? Isn't he in pain?"

"Damn, you know a fart, this is Brother Guang's latest invention of the trick of picking up girls, how can ordinary people easily understand it? How can you pig brains understand Brother Guang's thoughts? Only I can barely comprehend a little, you know!"

"Brother Qiang is powerful, Brother Guang is wise......"

The little brother at the bottom looked adoring......

Seeing that the bald head was screaming in pain, and Ye Bufan was looking sad, Sanniang couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker, and looked at Ye Bufan with a pair of smart eyes, which were full of smiles.

This Xiaofan, he is really good at wholeness, he first kicked a piece of watermelon skin just now, and now he has done his hands and feet on the stool, these two times, it is estimated that the bald head was stupid, right?

Sure enough, after the bald head wailed for a while, he suddenly came over and shouted: "The old king of his horse, you dare to yin Lao Tzu!

The bald head thought that he wrestled twice because of Lao Wang's fault, so that he lost his ugliness in front of the beauties, and he was angry and had nowhere to come out, so he asked Lao Wang to open the knife and establish his authority, so as to earn back some face for himself.

"Brother Guang, you can't blame me for this, it's ......"

Lao Wang glanced at Ye Bufan a little timidly, he saw everything clearly just now, although he didn't know what Ye Bufan did, but he was 100% sure that Brother Guang's wrestling was Ye Bufan's doing!

This is a master, and he must not be offended......

"He's the horse's, it's not your fault whose fault is it, do you want to say it's this enthusiastic little brother?

Brother Guang was annoyed and angry, raised his hand and gave Lao Wang a slap.

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