Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Ambush
Under Li Yan's mediation, Liu Xun and Old Man He finally gave up their disputes, and it was really difficult for the two elders, who were almost one hundred and fifty years old together, and they were still blushing and thick-necked for a meal.
Dong Xiaowan, one of the top ten celebrity chefs, has a true biography, Li Yan's cooking skills are not weaker than those of five-star hotel chefs, and the meals he makes are delicious and nutritious, so old man He is reluctant to put down his chopsticks.
Seeing his old friend's eating appearance, Liu Xun shook his head helplessly, too lazy to rob him, anyway, Li Yan would come to the house from time to time, and he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to eat delicious food?
The lunch ended in a pleasant atmosphere, patting the round belly, Old Man He sighed and said: "It's a pity, my weight has a limit on the amount of food per meal, and I am not allowed to eat too much, and today's meal is an exception." ”
Glancing at Old Man He's huge body, Li Yan estimated that he was afraid that it would not be less than one hundred and eighty pounds, with his height of less than one meter seven, he was indeed much overweight, and for health reasons, it was not appropriate to eat more.
Seeing the obese person, Li Yan couldn't help but think of the daughter of the underworld who can lose weight, and there is no doubt about the weight loss effect.
His eyes rolled around, Li Yan put down his chopsticks and said with a smile: "He Lao, my family has always had the habit of brewing medicinal wine, and one of them has a weight loss effect, do you want to try it?"
"This is the first time I've heard of medicinal liquor with a slimming effect. Old man He was extremely surprised, and asked curiously, "I don't know what the effect is?"
"I have personally experienced that if I insist on drinking it for a week, I will ensure that I lose more than three pounds without any side effects. Li Yan patted his chest and said confidently.
Lose three pounds a week, this is already a very conservative statement, when Li Yan first started drinking his daughter red in the underworld, he could lose eight taels a day, at this rate, he lost five pounds a week!
In addition, Li Yan is skeptical, maybe this wine is better for people who are fatter, and when it is close to the standard weight, the effect will slowly decline.
Judging from the current state of the old man, he is at least fifty pounds overweight, or even more than!
"Can you lose three pounds a week?!"
Old man He stretched out three fingers and stared at Li Yan in disbelief, his weight had been high since he was young, and he had tried a variety of weight loss methods, either the effect was too slow, or the side effects were obvious, and they all ended in failure.
"The younger generation is absolutely not false, if He Lao doesn't believe it, you can take a little back to try it first, even if it doesn't work, it will not have an impact on the body. ”
While speaking, Li Yan took out a mineral water bottle from his backpack, which contained a small half bottle of Hades Daughter Red, which was originally intended to be given to Liu Xun, and it would be okay to give some to Old Man He.
When the cap was opened, the rich aroma of wine permeated the bottle, and the two old men took a deep breath and enjoyed it very much.
"Hehe, you kid is empathetic, Lao Liu and I don't like beer and red wine, we like to drink traditional rice wine, whether you can lose weight or not, I like this wine!" Old man He said with a smile, his facial features were about to wrinkle.
"The production of this wine is not much, the two seniors are half a person, remember not to be greedy for a cup, you can only drink half a sip each time. Li Yan explained carefully, for fear that Old Man He, an old drunkard, would pour it in one bite, and it would be bad.
After chatting for more than ten minutes after dinner, He Lao didn't stay longer, Le Zizi went home with wine, and Li Yan returned to the rental house to start his new day's live broadcast.
Yesterday he promised to give Bai Wuchang a birthday cake, and no one could fool this soul envoy, Li Yan chose a sixteen-inch fruit cake and spent nearly four hundred yuan.
Now that the bank card balance has reached six figures, I am quite confident, and I don't mind spending more money, and it is still necessary to maintain a good relationship with Bai Wuchang.
In the private room of the KTV at night, Liu Shengmao's face was gloomy, and he stared at the two horses in front of him viciously, which were the long hair and scars that were sent to keep an eye on.
"Two wastes, I sent someone to inquire clearly, there is only one entrance and exit in the boys' dormitory building, so that you can't keep an eye on everyone, and it's useless to raise you!" Liu Shengmao was furious, so angry that his nose was crooked.
The little brother named Scar boldly said: "Brother Mao, you can't blame us, that kid hasn't seen him downstairs since the morning, we ......"
"Dare to quibble with Lao Tzu!" Liu Shengmao slapped him, smacked the scar, and said angrily: "He is a big living person, how can he stay in the dormitory all day, doesn't he have to eat?!"
"Maybe that kid orders takeout......"
Longhair lowered his head and complained, looking very wronged, but he didn't dare to refute it loudly.
"Don't talk nonsense to Lao Tzu, let me go to Funing University, keep my eyes open, Lao Tzu won't believe in evil, and the little cub surnamed Lin won't come out!" Liu Shengmao pointed at the door angrily and roared.
They all shuddered, and Scar and Long Hair crawled out of the private room, for fear that the boss would be angry and beaten again.
Seeing that it was dark outside the window and night was about to fall, Li Yan said goodbye to the audience in the live broadcast room, packed his gifts and prepared to go back to school.
After accumulating a few times, the daughter of the underworld filled two large bottles in red, which is not counting the drink by Li Yan, and the audience's reward is really powerful.
Looking at the extra seven or eight cups, Li Yan was a little worried.
It's still that problem, scarcity is expensive, it doesn't matter if antique wine glasses are sold once or twice, the price will definitely drop if there are more times.
He couldn't help but think of the story of talking about Ru kiln porcelain with Shen and Shen, and bought a pair of Song Dynasty Ru kiln three-legged washes for 20,000 taels of silver, but broke one of them, so that there was only one left in the world, but it was more valuable than the original.
"Am I going to drop some of my cups too?"
Thinking about this approach, Li Yan felt painful, he was not Heshen, he didn't have so much courage, and he was reluctant to drop any of them.
After thinking about it, the only solution is to fool a few more buyers and make more money before the price drops.
When he walked downstairs to the dormitory, Li Yan didn't know that there were two pairs of eyes staring at him in the dark corner.
"Thank goodness it finally appeared!"
Comparing the photos, it was determined that Li Yan was correct, and the two with scars and long hair were excited.
But when I think about it, I feel that it's wrong, this guy is coming back from outside, and he is about to enter the dormitory building, so he can't rush in and beat him, if he is caught by the school security guards and sent to the police station, he will fuck up.
In the end, the two didn't dare to act without permission, and watched Li Yan disappear at the corner of the stairs.
The more flexible long-haired thought for a while, and said his analysis: "Let's concentrate on squatting here during the day, this kid definitely didn't slip away under our noses, nine times out of ten he went out before we came!"
Scar agreed, nodded and said, "Then we'll keep an eye on it a little earlier tomorrow." ”
While the two were muttering, in the green belt next to them, a gardener in overalls was trimming the grass and trees with large scissors, and his eyes inadvertently swept over the two gangsters, and a sharp cold light flashed away.
In the dormitory, as soon as Li Yan walked in the door, he heard Lao Zhang say with great interest: "I went to the infirmary this afternoon to buy gunpowder, and I saw a female school doctor, I was so beautiful, I decided to find a doctor's girlfriend in the future, and the brothers gave me ideas, how to take the initiative to talk?"
Lao Wang raised his head and thought about it, and said with a serious expression: "You just said that you are sick, and only she can cure it!"
"What if Lao Zhang has a crush on a veterinarian?" Chen Zhijun interjected.
"Well...... Just say you have rabies!"
Li Yan was about to drink water, and was almost choked to death by Lao Wang's answer.
Lao Zhang looked like he wanted to cry without tears, and protested: "I mean seriously, brainstorm to help me think of a countermeasure." ”
Putting down the water glass, Li Yan touched his chin and said, "If you want to chase that female school doctor, what Lao Wang said is a good way, run to the infirmary a few more times, and you will be familiar with it after coming and going." ”
Lao Zhang blinked his eyes: "Will the intention be too obvious?"
Lao Wang: "If it seems obvious, we can beat you up twice in three days, so that you have a good reason to go to the infirmary." ”
Lao Zhang: "......"
Early the next morning, after Li Yan finished washing, he saw Lao Zhang panting and entering the door, looking like he had just run back in the morning.
"Why are you so tired that you ran a few laps today?" asked Li Yan casually.
"Fifteen laps, you have to put a little pressure on yourself and lose weight in a month!" Lao Zhang seemed to be very determined.
Li Yan shook his head, I heard him say last year that he lost fifteen pounds in a month, and he has been losing until this year, this month is really long enough.
"In order to end my single life as soon as possible, I have decided, if I don't succeed, I will become a benevolent!" Lao Zhang shouted the slogan excitedly, waking up Chen Zhijun and Lao Wang.
Thinking of a joke, Li Yan couldn't help but laugh and said: "You think it's contraception, if you don't succeed in becoming a human, you can't become a dog." ”
Lao Zhang: "Roll on, roll as far as you want, don't let me see you on the earth!"
As Lao Zhang said, Li Yan got out, taking advantage of the fact that he had more free time on weekends, and the live broadcast time was longer.
When he went downstairs, Scar and Long Hair were holding a steamed bun, squatting in the corner and gnawing on it with relish.
Seeing Li Yan walking out of the dormitory, Scar pushed the long hair beside him, and the two of them suddenly focused their attention, waiting for him to go farther away and quietly follow behind.
As the so-called praying mantis catches cicadas and yellow finches behind, the two bastards don't know, not long after they get up, a gardener who is nearly half a hundred years old puts down the scissors in his hand and follows them not far away.
Li Yan had not received anti-reconnaissance training, so he naturally didn't know that he had two tails hanging behind him, so he went to the rental house leisurely.
"Scar, I heard that someone paid the boss to teach this kid a hard lesson, you see his thin arms and legs, we are enough to clean him up, or find a place where no one is there to do it directly, so as to make up for the mistakes and save the boss trouble. Longhair suggested in a low voice as he walked.
Hearing this, Scar was a little moved, he choked the old atmosphere yesterday, and it would be good if he could make up for it.
Not to mention that there are two of them, even if it is only him, Scar has the confidence to deal with Li Yan.
The rental house is located in a residential area, with dense alleys and alleys, because it is a weekend, plus early in the morning, there are not many pedestrians, Scar and Long Hair look at each other, and plan to attack Li Yan in two ways.
Previously, on the main road, there were many pedestrians and vehicles coming and going, and it was difficult to find that someone was following, but in the alley, it was different, Li Yan quickly realized that something was wrong, and his pace quickly accelerated.
However, he was still a step late, and the two Scars moved faster, blocking him in the middle, one after the other.
Squinting his eyes, Li Yan knew that the comer was not good, so he slowly put down his backpack, and quickly turned his brain to think about countermeasures.
"Boy, if someone pays us to beat you, if you know each other, you will be caught, and we may be lighter. Longhair sneered and threatened.
Recently, he offended Gao Qingze and Qin Yao, Li Yan thought of them for the first time, and his heart gradually sank.
If it was really the thug they hired, it would be difficult for him to get out of it today.
"Don't talk nonsense with him, start beating him!" Scar couldn't wait to rush forward.
Li Yan hadn't fought anyone for several years, but he wasn't powerless, dodging Scar's punch and slamming his backpack on his face, temporarily knocking him back.
However, he was not a martial arts master after all, he couldn't take care of the front and the back, and was kicked in the back by Changmao.
In an instant, Li Yan's whole body leaned forward and threw himself to the ground, his hands subconsciously supporting the ground, and his palms were worn by stones, and a piece of skin overflowed with blood.
"If you dare to hit Lao Tzu with your bag, I'll kick you to death!"
Scar rushed up again, and when Li Yan fell to the ground, he kicked him in the abdomen, his stomach instantly ached, and his body instinctively curled up together.
In the alley not far away, the gray-haired gardener watched this scene quietly, and his first reaction was to step forward to stop it, but for some reason, he suddenly stopped and chose to watch coldly.