384. The joke is big

The arrogance without capital is just a peacock opening the screen, and behind the beauty is a bare ass full of shit.

……

"You're talking, which of us look like a dead man?" said Hachi, looking at the monkey and himself, looking at Zhou Yishan angrily.

"I was wrong!" Zhou Yishan said gratefully.

He didn't go on, so why should true brothers and friends be afraid of getting involved?

"I will live on my feet, I now have relatives and friends, which makes me feel that I am not just a passerby! I have known since I was a child that I am a pawn, I originally just wanted to live plainly, and then die in obscurity, but fate did not let me do this, I sent my brothers away one by one, and I waited for death alone in the inner state......

Zhou Yishan finished talking about what happened to him and lowered his head deeply.

"How can a good man be afraid of hardships, how can he bury his head in the crotch of his pants!" Bajie patted Zhou Zhoushan's shoulder, and said, "Why don't men learn the thing in the crotch, can bend and stretch, can be soft and hard, and when the male rises, he will never be a soft egg, I will see who dares to use my old pig's brother as a chess piece and a toy?"

Speaking of this, Bajie shouted: "A man should be in the sky, who cares about the wind and rain?"

"Don't learn that thing in your crotch, that thing can only be a hero in front of women! As a man, you should always stand up to the sky!" "My monkey brother, I can kill you, drink your blood, and eat your flesh, but I must not let your spirit yield half a point!"

Get!

Monkey and Bajie also call themselves brothers.

If Vinland was here, she would have hid her face.

"Okay! Standing with your head above the sky and stepping on the ground horizontally, isn't it the East Imperial Palace, fuck it!" Zhou Yishan raised his head and stood up, "Brother Monkey, Second Senior Brother, you first hide your tracks, and when I am ready to prepare, I will turn the East Imperial Palace upside down!"

"Okay! you go!" Monkey and Bajie saw that Zhou Yishan had returned to his free and easy appearance, and said in unison, "You are in charge, you can play as much as you want?"

Zhou Zhou Shan nodded, and sent a message to Feng Buzhi to prepare for the attack, and his body quickly shrunk, turning into a seven or eight-year-old child, and running along the peak where the East Imperial Palace was located.

The divine consciousness is draped, and the yin and yang twisted lines are turned into dexterous hands, constantly carving on the rocky land, flowers and trees......

The innate one-yuan array is formed!

The great shift of the universe has been completed!

Seal the heavens and lock the earth!

"Brother Monkey, Second Senior Brother, I'm ready to kill!" Zhou Yishan returned to his place and took a few breaths.

"Wait! Zhou Zhou Mountain...... "The monkey pulled over Zhou Zhoushan, fed a pill in his mouth, and said, "Since there are many waits, let's recover first, let Brother Monkey and I go in first to play, grandma, when you bombard it, most of the treasures inside will be bombarded into ashes, what a pity!"

After the monkey finished speaking, his body shook and directly turned into an inconspicuous mosquito, and he had disappeared in place in the blink of an eye!

……

"Second Senior Brother, Brother Monkey?" Zhou Yishan asked.

"It's okay, Brother Monkey's hands are itchy! You can recover with peace of mind!" Bajie actually had itchy hands, but seeing that Zhou Zhoushan was tired, and he didn't worry about letting him recover in place alone, he said without words, "Tell me about Wenlan's childhood!"

"Back then, when I went out with my boss Tianfu drinker to look for food, we found a dead woman holding a baby in her arms on the road, so the boss took her back...... Until Chen Xuelian broke into the Strange Sea, the eldest passed a message to the second brother, the fourth brother and Wen Lan, and they went to rescue Chen Xuelian together...... We just met again, because of the battle with the remnants of the four dark heavens, I entered the Taoyuan Stone alone, and they ...... in order to develop the power of Baker Villa."

Zhou Zhoushan carefully told Bajie what he knew, Bajie's expression changed after listening, and after a while, he said: "Cherish the moment! If you want to die, my old pig must die first!"

"The dark sky may not really exist, and your little shoulders can't afford to take on such a big responsibility, whether it's the mirror world or the puppet world, unless we can break this world, we will never be able to know the truth, Brother Monkey asked you to help, he must have found something, and he can't go, so I need you to go, if possible, try to help him back!"

"Brother Monkey, this person is extraordinary, and he will never put you in real danger! But it's hard to say this time, I guess he probably found a loophole that can break through this world!"

"Well, I will!" Zhou Yishan nodded in response, "Why hasn't Brother Monkey come out yet, it's been an hour?"

"It's okay, as long as Ni Junming is not there, there is absolutely no one in the East Palace who can do anything to Brother Monkey!" Bajie said confidently.

But—

……

The East Imperial Palace, worthy of the title of the Imperial Palace, is connected with pavilions and terraces, with tens of millions of attics, and the mosquitoes turned into monkeys do fly into it unconsciously, but many places are visible and inaccessible.

It turned out that since the Great God Odin stole all the major forces like no man's land, the Eastern Palace has strengthened its defenses, and defensive formations have been opened in all important places.

These formations are not worth mentioning in the eyes of the monkey at all, and with a stick, he can guarantee that the formation will be completely destroyed.

However, he is not a master of the formation, and he can't enter the formation quietly without alarming anyone.

It's the first time I've accepted an apprentice, and his grandmother actually made me embarrassed in front of my apprentice!

Flying all over the entire East Imperial Palace, the monkey became more and more angry, and in desperation, he looked at a building with the most powerful defense, took out a branch from behind his ear, and instantly showed the golden body of the law, picked up the branch and smashed it down, and hurriedly put away the law after smashing, and changed another place, as the law was concocted......

"Okay, you monkey, you're finally here again! I've been waiting for you for a long time......"

Suddenly, figures flickered, swords, swords, halberds, axes, knives and forks...... All kinds of magic weapons are flying in the sky!

"Damn—trap!" the monkey sighed, and did not fight, and continued to transform into a mosquito, flying away.

But—

There were too many people around, too many traps, and no matter where the monkey flew, the people of the Eastern Palace were able to find him accurately......

……

"Brother Monkey has done it! Zhou Yishan is ready!" Bajie has been paying attention to the movements of the East Imperial Palace, and hurriedly ordered when he saw the change.

But there is no longer a figure of Zhou Yishan around him.

"Zhou Yishan, where are you?" Bajie exclaimed.

"Second Senior Brother, I'm here, you greet Brother Monkey, as soon as Brother Monkey comes out, I'll bang the fuck!" came the voice of Zhou Zhou Mountain from behind a tree.

During this time, he was multitasking, and he had comprehended both the somersault cloud and the seventy-two changes, especially the seventy-two changes, combined with his own previous comprehension of the Yi Tendon Forging Bone Chapter, and now he was basically getting started.

In fact, in essence, the seventy-two changes did not change the attributes of the body, but it was just a high-level camouflage technique.

No wonder the monkey said that seventy-two changes are a bit chicken, useless in front of high-level opponents, and not needed in front of low-level opponents.

However, in this case, Zhou Zhou Shan was disguised behind a tree, and if he hadn't looked carefully little by little, it would have been impossible to spot him in a short time.

Fighting doesn't take a lot of time, let alone a sneak attack that is prepared.

But—

Things often don't change as expected.

The monkey is a little hairy now, and the besieging people are just throwing magic weapons from afar to point out his tracks, and the main force is a team of thirty-six people, which is offensive and defensive, and it is difficult to entangle.

If he really just set up a somersault cloud to escape, the people in the Eastern Palace would have nothing to do with him, but he was embarrassed to escape.

Poor face!

The monkey fought reflexively, the branches waved like meteors, and the real momentum sank, but the enemy was like flowing water, floating with the stick, and the monkey's stick had nowhere to focus.

The branches of the monkey tree changed like water, but the enemy instantly turned into a mountain of steel, and I was unmoved by the flood.

The poor monkey was so depressed and embarrassed that he forgot that there were his brothers and apprentices outside, and he was ready to strike at any time.

……

"Dead monkey, if you want to save face, you must be entangled!" Bajie said depressedly and helplessly, "I'll go in to pick you up, you just stay here, don't go anywhere, I'd rather suffer a loss this time!"

"Second Senior Brother, you must not be busy going, in case you ......," Zhou Yishan persuaded.

"You underestimate me?" Bajie glared and said, "My old pig is also a cultivator in the middle of the Great Emperor, a mere Eastern Imperial Palace, and I haven't seen it in the eyes of my old pig!"

"Second Senior Brother Calm Your Anger! I don't underestimate you, you and Brother Monkey are both upright and arrogant men, and they disdain to use conspiracy and tricks, but the enemy is not! Brother Monkey hasn't come out for so long, and now there is such a big movement, it must be that the East Palace has already taken precautions, if it weren't for you and Brother Monkey being detected by the East Palace, it's ......."

Zhou Yishan was a little hesitant when he said this, but Bajie interrupted him impatiently, and said angrily: "When is this time, you are like a girl!

"It's that a senior once borrowed his body to go to various big forces to steal, so it was later that the news of Brother Monkey stealing things in the big forces came out, and some time ago, Aunt Cuiwei once gave Brother Monkey's drape to a child, and that child pretended to be Brother Monkey's apprentice and beat people from major forces with the help of his master, so I suspect that all major forces have opened their nets and are waiting for Brother Monkey to go!"

Zhou Yishan directly crackled and said: "We are still hundreds of kilometers away from the East Palace, and we can only observe it with the naked eye, but I can see with the human eye that the entire peak of the East Palace is full of formations, and looking at the movement, it is obvious that a group of people are besieging Brother Monkey, so if you also go in, there is still a possibility that both of them will be trapped, and I have such a small ability, there is no way to rescue you at all." ”

If he hadn't encountered the monkey and Bajie, Zhou Yishan himself would have come to rescue Wen Lan and the others, he would have chosen the same way as when he entered the Kunxu Realm, entered the major forces, and after finding the person, put the person into the Taoyuan Stone, and then threw out the nuclear bomb and took the opportunity to escape.

Taking the opportunity to talk to Bajie, Zhou Yishan also told Feng Buzhi about the situation outside, and at this time, he saw that the Zixia Fairy was intact and had already sobered up, and he heard that the monkey had an accident, and there was no longer the taste of Shanxi old vinegar before, so he said directly: " Now the entire East Imperial Palace must have opened the mountain protection array, we directly mobilized the power of the air fortress to bombard the top of the mountain, even if the bombardment can't break the mountain protection array, the East Palace will definitely be chaotic, I think at this time, Brother Monkey will see us do it, he will definitely find an opportunity to come out!"

"Of course, I will launch a batch of controllable ordinary missiles first, if the East Imperial Palace gives in and releases the people directly, we will rescue the people and then make the next step! If you don't give in, then don't blame me......" Speaking of this, the cold as frost revealed a cold murderous aura.

In the past six months, he has been really annoyed by the shamelessness and bottomless harassment of the major forces, if it weren't for the existence of Yun Shuchen, a master of Dandao medicine, Baker Villa would have been a place full of bones.

Zhou Zhou Shanjiang told Bajie about his unfamiliar plans, but Bajie raised a question: "Since the mountain protection array has been opened, how can Brother Monkey come out?"

"You can only gamble! What's more, most of the formations are to defend against the enemy outside, and it is impossible to prevent the people inside from coming out, if that is the case, there will not be so many formations set up in the East Imperial Palace!"

"Okay! Hurry up! If Ni Junming's old immortal is also there, Brother Monkey will be in trouble!" Bajie urged.

Zhou Yishan hurriedly contacted the peregrine falcon couple to make them change to a minimum and be ready to take off at any time.

When he didn't know that he had received the information that Zhou Yishan had prepared, he pressed the missile launch button fiercely, and in more than a minute, dozens of nuclear bombs in the sky dragged a long tail flame and roared towards the East Imperial Palace.

……

Although a great war was taking place in the Eastern Imperial Palace, people in other places were still living as comfortable as usual, cultivating, chatting, alchemy, and farming......

"Wow! what a beautiful meteor...... Bless me to chase the fifth granddaughter of the third cousin of the second uncle next door......"

"Meteor, bless me, I'm going to be able to rise tonight......"

"I don't want to be Princess Taiping anymore!"

……

When the first nuclear bomb was seen, many people cheered with great interest.

But when the second, the third...... When dozens of meteors appeared in the sky, although it was the first time that a nuclear bomb had really appeared in the world, some people still felt that something was wrong and shouted: "Not good! It's an enemy attack!"

"Mom, isn't it a meteor shower? I just made a wish!" asked a naïve child.

"No! that's a life-urging rune...... "The young mother hugged her child in fear, crying as she waited for death to come.

At the beginning, an ordinary missile blew up one of the Kunxu Nine Peaks, and these dozens of them roared, not to mention the small East Palace, even the small world can be blown to pieces.

In fact, the missile is still thousands of kilometers away from the Kunxu Realm, but the momentum of destroying the world has already overwhelmed everyone.

The stronger the person, the more obvious it feels.

Finally, someone couldn't help but cry in fear, and the entire East Palace was in a mess.

This is the rhythm that is going to kill me too!

The monkey cursed in his heart, looked for an opportunity, and while escaping, he shouted: "Everyone, run for your life! This is a nuclear bomb attack!"

"Nuclear Bomb Attack!"

"Oh my God! Nuclear bomb attack, tell you not to provoke Zhou Yishan, you don't believe it, now Zhou Zhou Shan's revenge is coming!"

"This is a nuclear bomb that blew up the Kun Void Realm...... Now that there are so many nuclear bombs, my East Palace is completely finished!"

"Don't let the monkey escape, he is in a gang with Zhou Yishan, let the monkey bury us!"

"The monkey is here, the nuclear bomb must be fake......"

"Let the monkeys accompany the burial ......"

The monkey was so angry that he vomited blood, and he didn't dare to scream any more, but turned into a little bird again, and rushed out like lightning

Although some people saw the figure of the monkey, how could they have the heart to fight at this time, even those who shouted for the monkey to be buried with them actually fled faster than everyone else.

Sure enough, as Zhou Yishan expected, the mountain protection array of the East Imperial Palace was indeed difficult to enter and exit, and at this time, the monkey had already escaped, disgraced, and scolded angrily, "You want to up to death!"

Before Zhou Yishan and Bajie could explain, suddenly, an old voice in the East Palace shouted: "Zhou Yishan, if you act so recklessly, aren't you afraid of hurting Tianhe?"

The voice traveled hundreds of kilometers away, and it was as if it were speaking in person.

"Damn, you don't pretend to die!" the monkey shouted.

"Monkey, I have no grudge against you in the East Palace, no enmity today, you ......," the old voice shouted.

"Who said there is no revenge, you have arrested my apprentice and daughter-in-law, isn't it a grievance, or a kindness?" the monkey shouted disdainfully.

"Who is your apprentice, who arrested your apprentice's daughter-in-law?" the old man's voice was angry with a hint of doubt.

"Hehe, it's not bad to pretend to be stupid, weren't you shouting just now? Zhou Yishan is my apprentice, obediently release my apprentice's daughter-in-law, then everything is easy to say, if you dare to pop out of your teeth half a word, then it's over!" the monkey sarcastically said.

At this time, she had already stopped Zhou Shan to explain the cause and effect, and the sullen anger in her heart couldn't be sent towards Bajie and Zhou Yishan, of course, she was not polite to the people in the East Palace.

Zhou Yishan is actually the apprentice of the monkey, no wonder he has a kind of momentum to look at the world at a young age!

I knew it was a monkey's apprentice......

As soon as the monkey's words came out, many people in the East Palace regretted that their intestines were blue.

When they first heard the half-truths and half-truths of the great god Odin, they contracted for a while, but the world has been long, but there is no movement of the monkey, according to the monkey's unstable mind, how can there be no movement?

After many temptations, it was finally confirmed that the monkey had nothing to do with Baker Hills, so he finally had a plan to capture the hostages and attack Baker Hills.

It just so happened that Fan Wenzheng and the three of them came out of the Lost Continent to explore the available resources of Mars, so in the name of the Lost Continent, the plan was officially implemented.

It's just that the East Palace is a little helpless, the hostage they captured is Vinland, but unfortunately in the end, the hostage was not caught, but provoked a group of killing gods.

"You monkey head, how could I have ever arrested your apprentice and daughter-in-law in the Eastern Imperial Palace?" the old voice said angrily, "It's really a crime to add to it!"

"You said you didn't catch it, you didn't catch it, you didn't catch it! Ji Ziyu, you're still so shameless!" Bajie suddenly stood up, his voice was cold to the Ten Thousand Years Xuanbing, "I have long known that the people in the East Palace are shameless, but I didn't expect to be shameless on this!"

"Senior pig, we didn't arrest Miss Wenlan, we just wanted her to go back to her mother's uncle's house to live for a while, how could you misunderstand?" another deep voice shouted.

"Misunderstanding? Misunderstanding your mother selling...... Don't talk to me about any relatives, since you sent someone to intercept and kill Ji Xinlian, we have nothing to do with each other?" Bajie said coldly, "Ji Ziyu, it was your order to order the interception and killing of Ji Xinlian and my kid in the first place, right?