"Shan County! must stop Shinfan, his judgment will ruin my Takeda family's martial arts ......"

Takeda Shingen's face forced a trace of red, and he involuntarily reached forward and pinched a certain part of Yama County's Changjing's body, and grabbed it hard!

"Ha ......"

Shanxian twisted his neck with difficulty, but only half a voice.

"Forehead ......"

"Gollum ......"

It's a pity that Yama Yama Changjing was pinched by Takeda Shingen's small universe-like explosion, and he happened to pinch his throat, his eyes puffed out, and he didn't make a sound in his mouth.

Seeing that Li Ergou and Cuihua were about to die in the ancient world, this land full of dwarves......

But it's not that there are no people around Xinxuan who are smart and well-behaved, and who can read words and feelings, but there are many, many ......

Behind Xin Xuan, a handsome white-robed boy about fifteen or sixteen years old volunteered to stand up and howl loudly:

"The lord has arrived, and you won't put away the knife and retreat!"

"Huh?"

Takeda Shingen realized that he almost missed Jiangshan County, and the retainer of Pudai who followed him from birth to death was strangled to death!

"I'm so excited......

Takeda Shingen was embarrassed, let go of his hand in embarrassment, and looked at Yama County Changjing, whose face was purple but speechless.

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In this magical country, the lord is the master, and he is the father!

The lord is heaven and earth, and all the ants under the lord are ants, especially those who are protected by the daimyo in the territory, and many of them live by planting rice or spearfish on the sea, and they must be full of gratitude and fear to the lord.

Especially in the sovereign's territory, the ronin samurai who are eager to get ahead must pay more attention to loyalty.

Therefore, Shan County Changjing was pinched like pig's head meat by Xinxuan, and he didn't dare to scold, and after he was angry, he had to lie on the ground and apologize to Takeda Xinxuan:

"The neck under the bottom is too hard, and it stalks the wrist of the head of the family, and the crime deserves death!"

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On the other hand, the most embarrassing and lowly people in this position are not ordinary mud legs. It can't be cannon fodder, or samurai lords.

It is precisely in one family that the most unlucky group of people is the family of this lord-

After the lord ascends to the throne of the governor, he will become cruel and will not be recognized by his relatives!

Before the lord takes the scepter, he will be the favorite person of all the retainers, generals, and miscellaneous maidens of the family.

Because he is the most kind, the best to speak, the most able to win people's hearts, and the idol in the hearts of big guys......

Generally speaking, the idol view of relatives will gradually become demons after the successor relatives sit firmly in the position of family governor......

This great name, who has been promoted from the lord to the governor of the family, will smile and arrange a more suitable "position and position" for all his brothers and sisters who have a slight blood relationship with him, his father and mother, his grandparents, sons and girls, and even his own wives and concubines, concubines, three concubines, four aunts and eight aunts!"

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Generally speaking, men such as the family governor brothers will become hostages or miscellaneous servants of the surrounding daimyos, small surnames, and even grooms.

As for the father and grandfather of the governor, it is more direct, two words: banishment!

To explain the popular habits of this book in Huaxia or to be more transparent, it is called: treating the lonely and widowed old man wrongly, marrying a daughter-in-law and forgetting his mother, marrying a handsome man and forgetting his father.

Grandparents, if there is no value in squeezing, will be driven out of the house to fend for themselves in the temple, grandpa is a monk who pushes the floor, and grandma is a green lantern nun guarding the tomb......

The value measurement of men and women has its own set of standards, which is also a very strange Warring States custom-

Among them, the man is the most intuitive, this old man pees and wets the upper of his shoes, and he can't spray a ruler.

A woman's identification is menopause, and it is not necessarily the mother and grandmother of the family governor, the eight aunts and the seven aunts, etc., it is completely worthless.

Secondly, young women, what sisters, sisters, cousins, cousins, and even their own wives, including the wives and sisters of subordinate retainers, and countless other women, if the governor wants to sleep with you, it is a great honor for you.

Especially for the valuation of the residual value of elderly women, it is especially obscene, and I can't bear to look at it directly!

First of all, it will depend on you, whether you stop believing and don't see red, if you reach menopause, you will be at least sixty percent of the residual value.

Then, a majestic man who is the tallest of the absolute shorts will be specially assigned by the governor to help the women one by one, and show off their finger skills one by one in the depths of the crotch......

In the end, the women who had no water were all used as nuns to guard the tomb to play the residual value!

But any woman who has a little bit of water will be reduced to the mother of the standing army in the family, and the public mother of the single Ashigaru or Qiben......

These poor old aunts with moisture are lucky, because the men in this book are not particular, and they are white and beautiful!

They don't like to look at the old woman's age and appearance, in fact, they can't see it during the day, so they may be okay with more powder late at night.

In this way, the unique snowflake white flour plays a key role, and it is clear at a glance.

It's just that later generations will say that they will be the people, and they will not admit it when they are killed......

The soldiers of the standing army are actually really pitiful, they have been forced to sit cross-legged since they were young and learned to press their calves without crying. When he was thirteen or fourteen years old, he learned to see people with his waist and squat and bend his legs.

Life is a wonderful thing!

The custom of looping legs has been adhered to for more than a thousand years by the brave and tenacious people of Yueben, who have created impossible miracles and shocked the universe!

They forcibly turned the cross-legged bending habit into a unique compass leg genetic

From habits to genes, they played a big joke on the Creator and God!

Even God thinks that the people of this country like these grievances, because everyone's faces are filled with happiness and glory that cannot be concealed......

However, the habit of mutating into genes violates the common sense of heredity in biological genes, and has become the biggest mystery that future generations have never solved!

And in addition to the biggest genetic mystery, there is a miracle that is no less than this mystery -

Because most of the professional soldiers such as Ashigaru and Qiben are lapped, they look short and obscene, and these poor dolls are very inferior!

As a result, the soldiers who created the distortion of human beings and the famous soldiers invented an epoch-making simple procedure for visual self-hypnosis.

This simplification procedure is actually the reproductive habits of men......

They invented the Lullaby that lifted the skirt of the kimono and covered the woman's head upwards — and then "worked......

In this way, self-hypnosis can be carried out smoothly!

You can make—build! any kind of living object you can imagine!

As long as you dare to think about it, I'm afraid you can't think of it!

Anyway, you can't see it, what are these whining women?

Hehe, hey, hey, the family flags that have been panting for a long time are finally comfortable and high-spirited again!

Before going out, the ashigaru soldiers, you still have to see your results!

Every lump of painfully curled up white flesh on the tatami mat is the same in the dark, the same two deflated buns, and the same bitter story-

The deflated buns are of different sizes, and the pigments have color differences, but it does not hinder the happy eyes of the soldiers.

They grabbed a white mask in their hands, gnawed on buns with their teeth, and licked "Mama Soup" on their lips......

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