Gao Cuilan?

Say it again?

I have to say it again to the second senior brother and daughter-in-law, could it be that this cigarette was selected by Gao Cuilan?

Could it be that the second senior brother of Bajie who is well-informed and interesting is still a tracheitis?

Well!

It's okay for men to be unhappy, but women don't.

There is no estrangement between men and men that cannot be solved by one drink, and if there is, then two......

But if you offend a woman, and you offend a woman who has to face it, then the day will be sad.

Because women are good at making shoes, and they are still one size smaller, or even a few sizes of shoes, not only that, but they are also good at a group of women joining forces to make small shoes......

Thinking of this, Zhou Yishan couldn't help but fight a few cold wars.

"What's wrong, as a cultivator, are you still cold?" Bajie said sarcastically.

"Yes! It's windy, it's cold, I'll warm up first!" Zhou Yishan smiled, got ready, put the cigarette in his mouth, took a sharp puff again, and spit out more than a dozen eye circles with the yin and yang stranded thread, and said as if enjoying: "Well! Good smoke! It's really a good smoke! Take a puff and warm your whole body, and your cultivation has a tendency to skyrocket, second senior brother, is there anything else?"

"No! No, I won't give it to you even if I have it!" Speaking of this, Bajie whispered, "If you have enough pumps, you will wag your tail, what about you?"

"I know how to refine the pill, I can exchange it with the Zhuyan Pill and the Fuyan Pill! I really can't, I will also refine a long-lost elixir - Huanai Dan! Hehe, the effect is ......" Speaking of this, Zhou Yishan also learned the appearance of Bajie, and whispered, "After eating the Huanai Pill, the courage and happiness are boundless, do you want to be a real man from now on? Don't blow or cheat, the effect is very good! Who uses it knows!"

"Can you be a little embarrassed in front of your elders?" Bajie scolded angrily, "Did you please Ao Cuiwei in this way and let her marry her daughter to a bastard like you!"

"Where's it, how can there be? I also want to please the second senior brother, but the second senior brother doesn't like me, so I can only go and please Mrs. Cuilan!" Zhou Yishan grinned.

"Zhou Yishan, what about the seniors? It's a senior brother and a senior mother, what kind of fame are you doing?" Bajie lit another red banana, glared and said: "Besides, it's useless for you to please Gao Cuilan, my daughter can be your grandparents and grandmothers!"

Zhou Zhoushan looked at Bajie with a smile, took a puff of cigarette lightly, and did not speak, looking like a god and a god.

"Damn! Zhou Zhoushan, if you dare to beat my little granddaughter's idea, see if I don't break your dog's legs!" Bajie said as if he suddenly realized.

As he spoke, he didn't care that the monkey's feet were always on his body, he turned over and got up, grabbed Zhou Zhoushan's collar with one hand, slapped his body with the other, and said viciously: "Ao Weishi's niece was taken away, you still have the heart to beat my granddaughter here, a man with no conscience, I will bury you directly, so as not to harm other people's little girls everywhere!"

Hearing Bajie's words, Zhou Yishan was a little stunned, Ao Wei obviously went back to Shenlong Valley with Ao Cuiwei, when was he arrested by people outside, but seeing Bajie's continuous eyes, he hurriedly shouted: "Second Senior Brother, don't! I haven't lived enough, I still have to pursue your little granddaughter! Second Senior Brother, don't you talk about Ao Wei, are you willing to let your granddaughter stay a widow at a young age!"

Why is my granddaughter widowed at a young age......

Bajie only felt a sullen breath in his heart rushing into his brain, and he really had the urge to bury Zhou Yishan like this.

Is this the strength of the Emperor?

It's really unpredictable!

Zhou Yishan also only felt a sullen breath rushing into his brain, and he also had an urge to bury Bajie like this.

When he came out of the Taoyuan Stone, Qin Yufei gave him a storage ring, which was filled with all kinds of materials that she had carefully prepared for Zhou Yishan, and Yun Shuchen also gave him a storage ring, which contained various pills that he had carefully refined.

Now with Bajie slapping on him, all the gods have unknowingly become Bajie's things.

Not only that, Bajie also threatened Zhou Yishan with rumors: "If you dare to shout out, let Gao Cuilan and your other mothers-in-law wreak havoc! I know you have a lot of women!"

"What did the second senior brother say? What is there worth seeing our brother? Come to me directly if you need it in the future, I can refine any high-grade pills, provided that you bring your own medicinal materials. Zhou Yishan also patted Bajie's body and said depressedly.

"That's! What do our brothers see, except for his wife, other things, what's mine is yours, yours is mine, hahaha......" Bajie was proud, he got the benefit and no longer cared about the difference in seniority with Zhou Yishan.

"That's! Second Senior Brother is atmospheric, except for his wife, other things, what's mine is yours, yours is mine, hahaha......" Zhou Yishan also laughed heartily.

He really didn't care about what Bajie took, because he also took the pig and threw the nine-tooth nail rake on Bajie's body into the Taoyuan Stone.

Zhou Yishan and Bajie slapped each other's bodies and laughed together.

Soon, except for the Taoyuan stone on his neck and the clothes he was wearing, all other things were touched by Bajie, but Zhou Yishan was never able to touch anything from Bajie.

Don't worry about the poor!

The nine-tooth nail rake should be worth more than all my stuff combined, right?

Zhou Zhou Shan's heart was triumphant.

I thought it was really my weapon of fame, boy, you were so naïve!

But it's really not bad, but luckily I have already hidden the nail rake!

Bajie was not only triumphant in his heart, but also triumphant on his face.

Are the young people of the present day so powerful? Bajie, a rammer, thought he was proud, and finally suffered a big loss.

But it should have been lost a long time ago, although the nail rake is good, it is also a shackle that restricts growth......

The monkey looked at the small movements of the two of them, and for some reason, he suddenly felt that the depression had dissipated a lot.

How could he not understand Bajie's thoughts, in the name of learning scriptures, in fact, on the way to the west, Bajie looks lazy, greedy for money and lustful, and unwilling to work, at most lead the horse, as if it is useless to stay in the team, but if it weren't for him, the five masters and apprentices might have gone their separate ways.

Because Bajie has a humorous and cheerful personality, he assumes the role of lubricant among the five masters and apprentices.

For example, he often has remarks about scattering gangs, in fact, he is the smartest place, focusing the contradictions on himself, so as to let others understand that the five people are grasshoppers on a rope, and only by truly passing the test of the Buddha can they find the protection of the Buddha, otherwise there is no possibility of survival.

Especially the monkey, he actually had the audacity to call himself a "Monkey King", and even ran to the heavens to beat people...... Someone, the Emperor of Heaven really wanted to scrape him alive.

But he was very helpless, he didn't have the ability to shave the monkey himself, and the others couldn't rely on it.

No one wants to really offend the great god Nuwa, the avenue of life is comparable to any elixir, who dares to guarantee that they will not be able to ask for Nuwa in their lifetime?

If you can't win, you can't kill.

It just so happened that Buddhism arose in the western soil, and someone the emperor of heaven and the Buddha summed it up, so the monkey was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain.

As for the later journey to the west, the monkeys were often able to move from Heavenly Court to rescue soldiers, but it was just an investment that was favored by the people on Heaven's side.

Of course, the real inside story of this, the monkey has not fully figured it out until now, and he has been trying to track down the truth all these years, but there is a big problem that stumped him......

And there seems to be the most suitable person in front of him who can help him solve his difficulties.

If you are in terms of ability, Zhou Zhou Mountain really has no place for him to see, even if the yin and yang stranded line that Zhou Zhou Shan comprehended is indeed exquisite, it is actually not in the eyes of the monkey.

But the more the monkey looked, the more he realized that his problem could only be solved by Zhou Yishan, but he couldn't say it.

As Bajie said before, what may be involved in Zhou Zhoushan's body makes the monkey have to care.

After all, the analysis that the eight precepts ended up together at the beginning is not groundless.

If the monkey fights with Zhou Yishan, it will inevitably be the end of Zhou Yishan's loss, but the consequence will inevitably cause Ao Wei's unhappiness, and Ao Wei's unhappiness will inevitably involve Ao Cuiwei and Ao Lie...... even triggered a war of extermination between the human race and the demon race again.

With such a series of involvement, a small Zhou Zhou Mountain may really become a horseshoe that leads to a defeat in the end.

Of course, Bajie may not have thought as much as the monkey thought when he said this, but it was obvious that he didn't want there to be a gap between the brothers.

What a smart person the monkey is, it can be said that Bajie's butt has not pouted, he knows that it is dry, but he is reluctant to say it when he is moved.

Although he was born from the Chaos Stone, the world did not agree with him, the human race regarded him as an alien, and the demon race also regarded him as an alien, how difficult the monkey life was at that time!

Even if he became strong later, few people really regarded him as their own.

Of course, when his strength is strong, there are still many people who squeeze towards him, and the monkey always stays away.

Because he understands that there is no warmth in this world, but the stronger the strength, the more warm the world will be to you, but this warmth can't enter the heart and bones.

But Bajie and the others who fled all the way are different, they are the best destination for the soul of the monkey.

The monkey also knew Zhou Zhoushan's thoughts, but he was unwilling to ask for help for the rest of his life, and he didn't want people to ask for him.

Help, with your heart, even if it is a sea of swords and fire!

If you don't help, you can do it with your heart, even if it's your brother-in-law's old watch!

At this time, the monkey saw that Bajie and Zhou Yishan had an endless posture, he naturally withdrew his raised foot, and said lightly: "Okay, okay, you don't have to join forces to act!

After a pause, the monkey finally made up his mind, looked at Zhou Zhoushan, and said calmly: "Don't plan to let our brother guard the door for you! Of course, if your vinegar jar brother doesn't mind, I can also hang around in your Baker Mountain Resort every day." If you just want our brother to help you save people, it's okay, but the condition is that you have to do something for me within a year. ”

No way!

Patronizing and looking for two big backers, I forgot that one of them is still the second brother's rival!

I just don't know what the relationship between him and Bai Jingjing and Zixia Fairy is?

With your monkey skills, you still need someone to help, it must be a difficult thing, my own oil soup has not been blown cold, where can I care about your porridge!

Thinking of this, Zhou Zhoushan hurriedly denied it: "Guarding the door......? Monkey...... Brother guarding the door?"

Zhou Yishan blurted out, almost saying a big monkey directly, but what a monkey is, how could he not hear the turn in his words, but he thought that Zhou Yishan originally wanted to call him Senior Brother.

But then Zhou Zhou Shan said: "What's more, I have a peach orchard in Baker Villa! I'm afraid that you will steal all the big peaches, and our Baker Villa doesn't have horses! As for saving people, it is even more needless, I am going to bombard the big forces this time, and they dare to send people out to me obediently!"

This mouth is so cheap!

not only sarcastically mocked me for stealing food, but also pointed out Bi Ma Wen......

Didn't Lao Tzu eat a few peaches back then......? Luckily, he didn't know that I had stolen ginseng fruit.

How could he know so many secrets at such a young age?

Could it be that Ao Cuiwei said it?

Excite me?

At a young age, he has a lot of flowers.

The monkey was depressed.

There is a way to beat people without slapping their faces, scolding people without revealing their shortcomings, and he also has an urge to bury Zhou Yishan like Bajie, but he said disdainfully in his mouth: "You are a peach?

"The peach is the spiritual root of heaven and earth, only one tree will grow in a piece of heaven and earth, it is impossible to appear here, if the peach is as ordinary as those in your small world, why is it called the three spiritual roots of heaven and earth with Huangzhong Li and ginseng fruit trees?"

"Wow! What does the ginseng fruit taste like? I heard that someone once stole the ginseng fruit and was beaten miserably, I wonder if Brother Monkey has heard of this legend?"

No way!

It's not endless!

"I haven't eaten anything, Zhen Yuanzi begged me to try it reluctantly, the taste is really bad!" The monkey stared at Zhou Yishan with an unkind expression, and there was a tendency to do it in the next second.

"It tastes good!When will Brother Monkey steal a few more and come back to taste them?" Bajie said with his saliva in his mouth.

"What a pig teammate!" the monkey sighed in his heart, and hurriedly changed the topic, "Your peaches are just peaches and peach grandchildren, and they are not as delicious as the fruits of my Huaguo Mountain!"

Hey!

It's also a no-nonsense person, as long as you open your mouth, it's easy to do!

Zhou Zhou Shan made up his mind and deliberately said indifferently: "Even if the peach is nothing, but I have the World Tree is the real heaven and earth spirit root!"

The reason why he deliberately teased the monkey was just that he hoped that the monkey's heart would not be so calm.

A moody person is terrible, and Zhou Zhou Shan hopes to be able to understand a little bit of the true character of the monkey.

Sure enough, Zhou Zhoushan saw it very accurately, and the monkey was indeed unprovoked.

"! The World Tree is an acquired growth, what kind of heaven and earth spiritual root is it, do you think that little willow tree of yours is the World Tree? He is not even a tree of life now!"

"She will always become the World Tree in the end!" Zhou Yishan said confidently, "The turtle will not steal ...... if it has knowledge."

I'll just see how you perform, it's too pediatric!" The monkey sneered in his heart, and said calmly: "If she can grow into a world tree in the puppet land of Mars, my name will be pronounced upside down from now on!"

After a pause, the monkey said indifferently, "But although the spring soul in your spring of life is a remnant soul, it is really possible to grow into a spring of life." ”

"This is the mirror world, where is the puppet land?" Zhou Yishan deliberately retorted again, "It's ...... to you"

Zhou Zhoushan deliberately left half of the words, but the monkey didn't accept it, the second was to pick up the previous topic, and said indifferently: "You said that you want to bombard the big forces, then you can try now to see if you can open up your small world!"

Depend on!

Human!

Looks like I'm going to be taken away from the rhythm instead!

Zhou Zhoushan's heart moved, but he found that his Taoyuan Stone gate could not be opened at all, and he could clearly see that Taoyuan Stone was still hanging around his neck, but he couldn't sense its existence with his divine sense.

Is the Divine Consciousness blocked?

I don't believe it yet!

The Yin and Yang Stranding Line of Divine Consciousness turned into a long needle and stabbed directly at the Taoyuan Stone, but the Taoyuan Stone seemed to be slippery and did not leave any hands, and there was nowhere to do it.

Isn't it the Emperor?

I really don't believe it!

Zhou Yishan was ruthless in his heart, and directly divided a part of the soul power he had just collected, attached it to the long needle of the yin and yang stranded wire, observed it with his eyes, and secretly screamed "explosion" at the moment when he was about to contact with Taoyuan Stone, but-

Taoyuan Stone is like a stone, the divine consciousness is still the divine consciousness, there is no change, let alone self-explosion!

The monkey didn't say anything, but Zhou Zhoushan could feel the thorn in his eyes.

I don't believe I can't help you!

Zhou Zhoushan's shoulder Yin Yang Stranded Line was retracted, and the Chaos True Yuan was also attached to the Yin and Yang Stranded Line, not only that, but in the middle of the needle, a devouring vortex was slowly condensed, and he smiled deliberately at the monkey.

The monkey's heart moved, could it still use what moths?

What Zhou Zhou Shan was waiting for was the moment when the monkey's heart fluctuated slightly, and the yin and yang stranded line instantly became larger, and he directly swallowed the Taoyuan Stone.

No way!

Ruthless!

The monkey was surprised, but strengthened the blockade.

Zhou Yishan only felt that the Taoyuan Stone was unusually strong and slippery, and he couldn't suck anything from the previous invincible devouring vortex.

"Zhou Yishan, it's useless, I think your physique should be thinking about the transformation of the chaotic spirit body, but Brother Monkey himself is chaos!"

Seeing that Zhou Yishan was a little puzzled, Bajie continued, "Heaven and earth are originally chaotic, and Brother Monkey is transformed by chaos!"

"The multicolored stone is chaos?" Zhou Yishan asked, "Nuwa Niangniang is really good to you!"

He reluctantly withdrew the yin and yang stranded wire, his face calm, not the slightest bit depressed.

"It's just a chess piece!" the monkey said indifferently, "Just like Bajie said, there is no truth in this world, even if you see it with your own eyes!"

After thinking about it, the monkey said again: "What you see may not be real, I may be illusory, Bajie may be illusory, Zixia is, and Bai Jingjing is also ......."

"Do you love Zixia Fairy, or do you love Bai Jingjing?" Zhou Yishan blurted out.