Chapter 268: Lonely Men and Widows

The village chief stepped forward with a cane and said: "Okay, your kid is really a little smart, no wonder your young lady said that this problem is not difficult for you, your young lady is in the village house next to a dry well in front, you can see it in the past"

After hearing the exact location, Shen Feng immediately ran over, not only him, but also the villagers behind him, and their faces were a little excited, as if they were going to see the excitement.

"Miss Lan, are you here?"

"Don't shout, your young lady is here!" shouted a stout man pushing open the door.

"Hurry up and hand over my young lady, or I'll rip off the roof of your house." Shen Feng shouted loudly, this kind of stout man was a little scared before, but now he has no problem with one hand.

The stout man picked up an axe from the side and said angrily: "Good boy, the tone is not good, I want to lift the roof of my house, let's see if this axe agrees first." ”

I'll go, it turned out to be a woodcutter, Shen Feng hurriedly smiled and said: "You have bad intentions in hiding the people's daughter, you now obediently put down the axe, and then hand over my young lady, I will no longer hold you responsible, otherwise- hehe, there are people above me." ”

"I don't care if there are people above you or below, I like your young lady and want to marry her, as long as she is not your daughter-in-law, I will snatch her over. The big man laughed rudely: "You still don't know the rules of our village, any unmarried lady who comes to our village must marry a bachelor in our village, this is the rule of our village for a hundred years, no one can break it, and you are the same." ”

"Yes!"

I don't know when many villagers have gathered in the village, each holding a hoe and shovel and knocking on the ground, like a battle inside the yamen, which is not only a little daunting.

Seeing this situation, his heart was slightly stunned, if everyone smashed down with such a hoe, he would definitely be wasted, Shen Feng squeezed out an ugly smile: "This brother has something to say, you look at everything to be reasonable, you took her away without the reluctance of my young lady, what is this, this is kidnapping, breaking the law." ”

"Who said that your young lady is reluctant, and when I marry your young lady tonight, your young lady will be reluctant and willing. The rough man grinned.

Shen Feng said with a straight face: "You are robbing the people's daughters, and the overlord is the bow, which is despised by the people, and the people and gods are angry, and you will be punished by God." ”

The rough man smiled and said: "I married such a beautiful lady like a flower, I am willing to fold my life for a few years!"

Dirty, lustful, shameless, Lao Tzu despises you!

Shen Feng reluctantly made it up: "Actually, my young lady is already over thirty this year, and the reason why she can't get married is because she gave birth to a Kefu life, and I ask my brother to think about it again, I see that you are loyal and honest before I tell you, impulse is the devil, I advise you to give up this idea." ”

The rough man's face did not change and said: "Hey, I am happy to be a husband and wife with her for one night, can you manage it, if you really want to save your young lady, you need to find another way." ”

What do you mean by this, is it another test, Shen Feng pondered for a moment and said: "Didn't you say it just now, unless she is my daughter-in-law, you will let her go, okay, she is my daughter-in-law, you will let her go." ”

"Do you say that your daughter-in-law is your daughter-in-law, and I still say that it is my daughter-in-law, unless you can produce any evidence. The rough man smiled and said, "Village chief, you said yes, everyone said yes!"

"Yesβ€”"

Sure enough, it was another test, this should be the custom in their village, everyone was just joking, and they wouldn't really snatch Miss Lan over, but at this time, so many people watched, Shen Feng simply asked, "Then what evidence do you need to believe it?" ”

"Unless you can name her birthday, we believe you. ”

Shen Feng thought for a while and said, "The eight characters of birth are simply birthdays, as long as I say her birthday, right?" ”

Dahan said, "If you can say it, I will let you take her away!"

"Talking counts?"

"I lied to you that you didn't have a son!"

"Okay, that's what you said. ”

"What I'm talking about, you should tell me about your birthday. ”

Shen Feng smiled: "To be honest, I really don't know the birthday. ”

Dahan suddenly said anxiously: "Are you teasing us!"

"I don't know, but I can ask. Shen Feng smiled: "It's you who are here to test me today, so I might as well test everyone." ”

The village chief was immediately interested and asked, "How to test?"

"Can you ask only five questions about my young lady's birthday, and the answer to each question is either yes, no, or I don't know. Shen Feng asked.

Everyone suddenly fell into deep thought, and it was extremely difficult to ask only five questions to ask the birthday, and after some discussion, the village chief came forward and said, "We can't!"

"Okay, you can't ask it, if I can ask it, I can take my young lady away, do you have any opinions?" Shen Fengfeng smiled lightly, obviously having a bamboo in his chest.

"Well, if you ask only five questions, we'll let you go!" said the village chief, "for the sake of prudence, let's have one person ask for your young lady's birthday, and then let her answer you." ”

"No problem!"

Soon a village woman went into the house and came out quickly, saying, "You can ask." ”

"The first question is correct if the lady's birthday is from January to March, if it is from April to June, please answer no, and if it is from July to September, you will not be able to answer it. Shen Feng said with a relaxed expression, although he only asked a question, but he could reject nine months, if she couldn't answer, it was equivalent to the last ten to December, this is a simple binary problem, as long as you have learned the basics of computers, you can think of a solution at once.

The village chief interrupted: "You obviously have three questions!"

Shen Feng said with a smile: "Village Chief, think about it carefully, there is obviously only one question in what I said just now, but there are three ifs, but I use three different answers to hypothesize, and in the end it is just one question." ”

The village chief thought about it carefully, he really only asked one question, but the statement was extremely ingenious, I am afraid that he had already thought about how to respond before this: "It seems that you kid has already calculated." ”

Shen Feng smiled: "It's obvious that you are calculating me, I'm just a tooth for a tooth, okay, please answer my first question." ”

"Can't answer!"

Shen Feng came up with an answer at once, and said with a smile: "That's July to September, and then it's the second question, if Miss's birthday is July, please answer yes, if it's August, please answer no, if it's September, you can't answer." ”

"Can't answer!"

Shen Feng nodded and said: "That is, Miss's birthday is in September, and then there is the third question, if Miss's birthday is from 1st to 8th, please answer yes, yes from 9th to 16th, please answer no, yes from 17th to 24th, and say that you can't answer." ”

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Seeing that she was silent, Shen Feng smiled and said, "I know, the fourth question, if you are on the 25th and 26th, please answerβ€”"

Seeing that he suddenly stopped talking, the village chief asked, "Why don't you continue talking." ”

Shen Feng was in a trance for a moment, suddenly smiled bitterly a few times, and said to somewhere in the crowd: "Don't ask anymore, I already know the answer, Miss Lan, do you want me to invite you out." ”

At this time, the crowd separated, Lin Kelan came out from the center, with a little apology and a little shyness, Shen Feng smiled helplessly: "Is the game over, it turns out that you and they have joined forces to fix me." ”

The village chief walked over at this time and said with a smile: "Little brother, don't be surprised, your young lady didn't know about it at first, but just wanted to accommodate the century-old customs of our village, so she stooped down to cooperate with us." ”

Shen Feng smiled helplessly: "The customs of your village are really strange, let me fetch water for a while, let me find a way for a while, and now let me guess the birthday." ”

The village chief stroked his long beard and smiled slightly: "Every year on this day, whenever a pair of that woman enters our village, we will let a little boy ask them three questions, and I will look at the answer you answered, and I guess that you are a couple who eloped, so-"

"So you let a little girl trick me into leaving" Shen Feng smiled bitterly: "Old man, you really misunderstood, she is my young lady, not an eloped couple, didn't I say it very clearly when I first came." ”

At this time, the little boy came out and shouted: "You are clearly friends who eloped, first ran out of the house, and then went to Qixia Temple to worship." The villagers laughed out loud when they heard the child's words, while Lin Kelan just stood in place with a flushed face.

Shen Feng immediately knew who the culprit was, it turned out that he lied about the news and exaggerated it, which made the village chief believe that he had really made so many things: "It turns out that you are making trouble behind you!"

The little girl from before also walked out, and said in a childish voice: "Big brother, don't be angry, thanks to you and your young lady, our village is so happy today." ”

The village chief said: "Later, I learned that you are not a couple, I originally wanted to stop here, your young lady is a kind-hearted person, willing to cooperate with our village, so that the traditional fun of our village can continue, our village is called Zangfeng Village, that is, the woman is hidden, let the man find it, so as to see whether he is worth entrusting for life." ”

Shen Feng smiled bitterly: "So filling all the water tanks is a test of whether you have physical strength, coming up with a way to cross the river, it is a test of whether you have intelligence, and finally whether you can have a birthday, it is to test the man's heart for a woman, it really swept your interest, we are just an ordinary relationship." ”

After making trouble for most of the day, it turned out to be just an oolong, and now the most incomprehensible thing is why Miss Lan would cooperate with them, usually opening her mouth and closing her mouth, 'Lewd thief, as if I had gotten her, and now she actually plays a game with such a large scale.

The village chief squinted his eyes at the two of them, and smiled meaningfully: "That's not necessarily!"

"What do you mean!" Shen Feng wondered.

The village chief smiled and said, "If you don't understand, forget it, sooner or later you will understand." ”

Shen Feng shouted at Lin Kelan, "Miss Lan, go back." ”

"Slow down!"