Chapter 42: Catch the ducks on the shelves
Under the narration of Village Chief Wang, Lang Mo figured out the ins and outs of the matter. It turned out that this Wang village chief had a niece who suddenly suffered from a very serious night wandering syndrome a year ago, and she didn't do anything during the day, no different from a normal person. But when it was time to go to bed at night, the problem arose. She likes to get up quietly in the middle of the night, holding a large pair of scissors, or a kitchen knife, an axe, a hammer, as long as it is a metal thing, she will hold it, and then open the door and go out of the house, slowly wandering around the village, if she encounters something that will move and scream, whether it is a person or an animal, she will catch up with the guy in her hand and smash and slash!
If she's holding a pair of small scissors or a pair of tongs, it might not be too much of a problem, but if she's holding a kitchen knife or a sledgehammer, it's a big problem. But fortunately, so far, there has been no harm. But it doesn't hurt people now, but that doesn't mean it won't hurt people in the future. Although nothing major happened, her harm was not small, the chickens in the chicken coop, the ducks in the duck pen, the village dogs roaming at night, and so on. I don't know how many were hacked to death by her. As a result, her family was struggling with it. I thought of a lot of ways and ran a lot of large and small hospitals. But to no avail. In the end, I really had no choice but to lock her in the room while she was sleeping.
Originally, this was a good idea, but new problems arose. Village Chief Wang's niece won't come out at night to wander around. But I don't know why, you don't let her come out at night, but she is in a trance during the day, and even her speech is reversed. Her family had no choice but to let her out at night, and as a result, her condition during the day immediately returned to normal. For such a situation, even the doctor couldn't laugh or cry. Not to mention the villagers in the village.
Lang Mo quietly listened to all this and said: "Village Chief Wang, in this way, even the doctor said that there is no way, how do you want me to help her?" Village Chief Wang spread his hands and said: "It's very simple, you take advantage of her sleep to release external qi to her body and drive out the dirty things in her body?" "Dirty things?" "Hey, you don't know, we once invited a Taoist priest for her before, and the master said that my niece is evil. As long as the evil qi in her body is driven out, it will be fine! The strange thing is that after he worked in my niece's room, he was actually bruised and swollen by that strange dirty thing, and it was very funny to see how he looked at that time. So the master said that his skills were not strong enough to drive away the evil qi in my niece's body. He needs to find someone else to help soon. We believed his nonsense. I gave him a thousand dollars, but after that guy took the money, so much time has passed, and now he can't even find a shadow. After I met you at the village committee that day, I thought you were very generous and a hidden master, so I wanted to ask you for help?"
Lang Mo is really bitter at this time, and he can't say it. Asked: "Village Chief Wang, then from what point do you see that I am a master?" Village Chief Wang immediately said loudly: "Just from the sentence 'Fenghua Village's aura is particularly sufficient', I believe that you are a master! It's not as scary as the master said last time, saying something like 'the evil aura here is too heavy!' It is not suitable to stay for a long time." He also said that the reason why my niece got a strange illness was because the cold and evil atmosphere in the village was too strong. If that's the case, the whole village can't go out for a night tour? Why is my niece the only one who is sick? In such a comparison, it is obvious that your realm is higher than his!"
After hearing this, Lang Mo felt even more funny, lowered his head and thought for a long time, then rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, since that's the case! I'll go and see!" But how did this village chief Wang know that this Lang Mo was purely fooling him, and his thoughts were basically the same as that Taoist priest who cheated money. Another point is that I was affected by Chen Da's words of 'beautiful niece'. Because he also wants to see how a beautiful woman can cut people in the middle of the night with an axe or something?!
In order to make Lang Mo work better. Village Chief Wang invited Lang Mo to his house again, and by the way, he also pulled Chen Da up, and in the hall, he killed chickens and ducks, and entertained him lavishly. That Chen Da is also a drunkard, and at the wine table, the three of them are very speculative, the more they drink, the closer they become, after they are full of wine and food. They rested for a while. Village Chief Wang looked at the wall clock on the wall. The wall clock was already pointing to eleven o'clock in the evening. He and Lang Mo glanced at each other. Lang Mo shook his head and said, "Let's go!" Seeing this, Village Chief Wang said: "Principal Lang, you didn't drink the bar!" Lang Mo smiled and said: "I shook my head, you thought I was drunk?" It should be fine. However, although Lang Mo was not drunk, his head was very excited under the stimulation of alcohol.
Village Chief Wang was in front, holding a flashlight, Lang Mo and Chen Da followed, and the three of them took advantage of the wine to follow the light of the snow-white flashlight all the way to the house of Village Chief Wang's niece.
Soon, the three of them came to a large house in the middle of the village, and Lang Mo took a look, which was not very far from Alain's Xiaoyun Restaurant. Village Chief Wang stepped forward and began to knock on the wooden door, this time his knock was very soft. I'm afraid he's the niece who woke him up. After a while, the room lit up with a faint light of incandescent lamps. The door creaked open. An uncle who was somewhat similar to Village Chief Wang appeared in front of the three of them. Village Chief Wang hurriedly introduced: "Principal Wolf, this is my eldest brother, this is Principal Wolf!" Uncle: "Oh, Principal Wolf, it's great that you're here, Wenwen has already slept." Our family is counting on you this time!" Lang Mo hurriedly said: "You're polite, Uncle Wang, I'll do my best, do my best!"
Under the leadership of Uncle Wang, the three of them came to a small independent room in the backyard. Uncle Wang pointed to the room and said, "Wenwen is sleeping in it, Principal Wolf, you can go in and take a look at Wenwen, we are all dying!"
Lang Mo hesitated: "Uncle Wang, I'll go in alone, this.... Is this convenient? What about you?" Village Chief Wang smiled and said, "Don't worry! Principal Wolf, Wenwen is asleep, she won't use a kitchen knife and axe to cut you! How can we go in? This will affect your work! Go in quickly, in case she starts to exert power, it's not a joke! A few of us are waiting for your good news in the hall. After speaking, he told Uncle Wang and Chen Da to leave in a hurry.
In front of the door, Lang Mo was left alone. I saw this guy tilt his head. Frowning. Because he didn't know what this village chief Wang was doing. If a big man is allowed to enter a girl's boudoir like this, they will be so relieved? After thinking about it for a long time, he can't think of anything famous, maybe there may be only one answer: "It's a big ugly girl inside, that's why they are so relieved!"
He took a deep breath and raised his right hand to gently push the door open. The door opened! By the orange light in the room, there was a person standing behind the door, a beautiful and touching girl! When he saw the girl's appearance clearly, he was immediately dumbfounded: "You? How could it be you?"