Body 0058 Chicken Fly Egg Beat
Shen Jinghua was shyly following behind Xia Buer, she had been to this narrow alley in front of her many times, but every time she came to visit her home as a class teacher, she didn't expect that she, the head teacher, would suddenly change and be upgraded directly from a class teacher to a girlfriend.
"Don't pull me, I know Lu ......"
Shen Jinghua didn't dare to look up with a few boxes of gifts, remembering the scene of being attacked by bad boys last night, she was blushing and heartbeat until now, although she used her aunt's magic skills to protect the last bottom, but except for that step, they did almost everything, and the * pigs that had been raised for more than 20 years were eaten.
"Little Er, didn't you graduate, why did the head teacher visit your home again......"
A group of good deeds aunts suddenly came up with melon seeds, but Xia Buer took Shen Jinghua's hand and said loudly: "The head teacher is in the past tense, she is now my girlfriend, I brought her to see my grandfather today, and I will wait to drink our wine!"
"Haha~ You kid wants to be the president, chase the head teacher......"
A group of aunts who keep pace with the times laughed out loud, and Shen Jinghua was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, but one aunt was surprised: "Little Er, isn't your girlfriend at home, she just sent a lot of gifts to our family, that girl is good, you can't mess around!"
"You're mistaken, that's not my girlfriend, that's a nymphomaniac......"
Xia Buer suddenly made a loud "pop" in his heart, and hurriedly let go of Shen Jinghua and rushed to the door of his house, just to see Li Shirong wearing a miniskirt, pouting his ass and smiling at his grandfather: "How is it? It's sexy enough, you can touch it if you want, I'm your granddaughter-in-law, you're polite to me!"
"Li Shirong, are you fucking perverted......"
Xia Buer rushed in angrily and slapped his grandfather's hand away, but Li Rong said with an innocent face: "What's the matter! He still has a few years to live, as long as he is happy, it will be fine, what do I get by suffering a loss, you see how happy he laughs!"
"Are you lacking eyes......
Xia Buer looked at her with a sad face, he really didn't have any temper at all, but his grandfather suddenly turned his head, actually stood up tremblingly and said: "Xiao Ran! You are finally willing to come back, all the mistakes are Xiao Wu's fault, don't be angry with the child!"
"Grandpa, I'm the one who ......."
Shen Jinghua walked in from outside very embarrassed, and hurriedly handed over the gift in her hand, but Xia Buer rushed over and whispered: "He treats you as my mother, Xiao Wu is talking about my father, you hurry up and cooperate, he even forgot about me before!"
"Grandpa, I'm your granddaughter-in-law, I just danced for you......"
Li Rong stepped forward and grabbed the old man's arm, pouting pitifully and coquettishly, but who knew that the old man nodded and said: "You know! You are Xiao Er's daughter-in-law, Xiao Ran is Xiao Er's mother, you call your mother-in-law quickly, let her give you a big red envelope!"
"I'm going, you're old and you're not confused......"
Xia Buer looked at his grandfather dumbfounded, but Li Rong was half angry, but the old man sat back tremblingly and said, "Xiao Ran, you go to the house to talk, I'm here to watch the play, hey, what about the little goblin who danced for me just now, the one with the big butt and plate!"
"The goblin is running, the yellow sweeper is coming......"
Xia Buer shouted angrily, but his grandfather suddenly jumped up, and actually walked into the room, the two girls were stunned and immediately laughed back and forth, it seems that the old man was also a romantic figure when he was young.
"Li Shirong, you should go home for lunch, or your parents will be in a hurry......
Xia Buer picked his nose and his eyes flickered, he really didn't expect this broom star to come to the house, but Li Rong pinched Xiao Man's waist aggressively, and glared at Shen Jinghua and shouted: "Why? I can't eat here if she can eat it, I still cook the rice!"
"Fuji, take me to your room, I haven't been there yet......"
Shen Jinghua turned around gently and gently, and directly grabbed Xia Buer's arm, Xia Buer looked at her in shock, Shen Jinghua was clearly declaring sovereignty in disguise, judging from her weak temperament, this is simply a remarkable thing.
"Li Haiyan, I'll settle your account with you later......"
Xia Buer pointed at Li Rong viciously, Li Rong's pretty face immediately changed slightly, but Xia Buer stopped talking nonsense with her, and directly hugged Shen Jinghua upstairs, Li Rong immediately stomped his feet angrily, and hurriedly took off the apron on his body and chased after him.
"Wow, you have so many books......
Shen Jinghua came to Xia Buer's bedroom for the first time, Xia Buer's bedroom was very simple, except for a single bed and desk, there were books on the entire wall, but these books were not learning materials, there were all kinds of types, and there were even many famous books in English.
"If you are poor, you have to study more, and only by reading can you change your fate......"
Xia Buer pulled Shen Jinghua to sit on the bed, Shen Jinghua casually picked up an English book on the bedside, but she immediately stuck out her tongue in surprise, this is actually a book that explains logical thinking, many obscure words that even she, an English teacher, can't understand, but Xia Buer has circled a lot of personal opinions on it.
"How do you know my real name......
Li Rong leaned on the door frame of the bedroom and looked at the two, but Xia Buer didn't pay attention to her at all, and took out a photo album with a smile to show Shen Jinghua, but Li Rong said urgently: "I didn't mean to hide it from you, that name is too rustic, I really haven't used it for a long time, my parents call me Rong Rong!"
"It's ...... my"
Xia Buer glanced at her impatiently, but Li Rong rushed in angrily, and directly knocked him away and sat with Shen Jinghua, but Shen Jinghua suddenly picked up a photo and asked in shock, "Is this your mother?"
"Uh~ Why did this photo run here......"
Xia Buer hurriedly reached out to get the photo, but was snatched away by Li Rong, and shouted directly against Shen Jinghua's pretty face: "Wow! Xia Buer, you are a pervert, no wonder you want to pursue Shen Bailian alive and dead, it turns out that you have a love plot, you are not disgusting!"
"Is this really your mother, who looks like me......"
Shen Jinghua took back the photo and looked at it carefully, the woman in the photo was not only about the same age as her, but also had a similar hairstyle, wore a similar white dress, and her delicate facial features were seven or eight points similar to her, at first glance, she was simply Shen Jinghua's twin sister.
"This shows that I have the same taste as my dad and like the same girls......
Xia Buer sat on the chair nonchalantly, in fact, he knew better than anyone else that he liked Shen Jinghua precisely because Shen Jinghua was very similar to his mother, but this must be a little perverted in the eyes of outsiders, but Li Rong shouted loudly: "If you sleep with her, you will sleep with you.
"Fart! You don't talk nonsense to me......"
Xia Buer jumped up with a face full of shame, but Shen Jinghua seemed to understand his mentality very well, and smiled at him very gently: "No, it's my honor to be similar to your mother, and I'm also willing to take care of you in her place, by the way! I remember that your mother's surname is Bai, is her name Bai Ran?"
"No! her name is Bai Muran......"
Xia Buer looked at her and smiled, and said: "I don't think of you as my mother, I just like girls like you, but my dad and my mom are natural enemies, because my dad is called Xia Jizi, so he often jokes that Mu Ran looks back, Bai Xia (Bai Xia) has been blind all his life, I hope the two of us are not like them!"
Looking at the two dog men and women who showed affection with their eyes, Li Rong suddenly exploded and shouted: "Xia Buer, let me tell you, the two of us are also natural enemies, I must be responsible for me when you sleep, don't want to run away with pants on, I gave you a car to let you take me for a ride, not for you to be a female teacher!"
"You ......"
Xia Bu'er glared at her very angrily, he didn't expect Li Rong to say such a thing at this time, but Li Rong still glared at him very provocatively and said: "What are you doing? Haven't you slept with me, didn't you give it to me for the first time, if you dare to do it, you must dare to admit it, don't let the old lady look down on you!"
"Teacher Shen, it's not what you think, I thought I was going to die that night, so I ......"
Xia Buer wanted to explain incoherently, but Shen Jinghua's pretty face was already blue, and he suddenly pushed him away and rushed out directly, Xia Buer immediately chased her out with a white face and grabbed her, but Shen Jinghua pushed him away and shouted angrily: "You are still not a man?"
"I ......"
Xia Bushou looked at her at a loss, but Shen Jinghua pointed at Li Rong and said angrily: "If you don't like her, you shouldn't have a relationship with her, let alone take her car, since you have a relationship, you should be responsible for her, don't live up to your mother's expectations of you, and be a person who abandons from the beginning!"
Li Rong immediately jumped up and shouted: "Yes, yes, yes, you Xia Buer should be loyal, I'm pregnant, you don't want to be responsible!"
"Shut up ......"
Xia Buer roared angrily, and the frightened Li Rong took a step back directly, but Shen Jinghua broke away from Xia Buer's hand and rushed downstairs without looking back, and Li Rong hugged his arms again and said: "Xia Buer, she doesn't have you in her heart at all, I am the one who is really good to you!"
"You me ......"
Xia Buer directly gritted his teeth and roared: "What the hell are you pretending to be a good woman, your case record is thicker than my homework book, you are a-stirring stick, it is not enough for you to kill Song Jiawen, and now you are angry with Shen Jinghua, do you want to kill you even if I kill you?"
"Xia Fuji! what do you mean......
Li Rong's eyes suddenly turned red, and she said in a trembling voice: "Song Jiawen was killed by me, didn't she do something shameless, would she run to commit suicide by jumping off the building, and I was indeed angry with Shen Jinghua just now, but do you know why, because she is my rival, because I like you, you bastard!"
After Li Rong finished speaking, he pushed Xia Buer away violently, and rushed downstairs with tears streaming down his face, Xia Buer immediately kicked on the wall like crazy, and roared with a hideous face: "Get out! Get out of here, never give me back!"