Chapter 44: I suddenly want to pretend to be forced
The men's motorcycle can still seat three people, but this cousin obviously didn't want to ride, she smiled indifferently: "Auntie, let's take a taxi." ”
I can understand her thoughts, after all, she is a city girl, and she is a young and fashionable city girl.
However, there are no taxis at this broken station, because the locals are not happy to take them at all. Only motorcyclists and tricycles. I pointed not far away: "You can go find a tuke to sit on, just follow me." ”
I asked my mother to get in the car, my mother was originally a local, and it was commonplace to ride a motorcycle, so she didn't get angry, but she didn't get on either, and pulled her cousin very kindly: "Xiaoman, don't be so restrained, he is your cousin and not an outsider." ”
My cousin had to give my mother face, she smiled and said, "Auntie, sit down first, the wind is blowing cold." ”
My mother said you sit first, your child's delicate skin can't blow the wind. The two of them actually grinded, but I saw through it, my mother wanted her to squeeze with me, but my cousin didn't want to squeeze with me.
I sniffed: "Mom, you sit down first, what's polite." "My mother had to sit down first, next to me, and my cousin stepped up delicately, as if this action made her unhappy.
I didn't want to stay outside and blow the wind, so I drove back without saying a word.
When I returned to my rented house, my mother talked a lot, looking here and there, and my cousin was much calmer, taking care of her own hair that was blown up, and took out a small mirror to look at it, it was really smelly and beautiful.
I took the comb and teased my winter melon scoop, and my mother pulled the family routine: "Xiaoyu, this time I came mainly to see your work, so can you tell us about it?"
My mom said and glanced at my cousin, intentionally or not, and she obviously wanted me to behave well.
But what can I show? I smiled bitterly and opened my mouth to reply, "I work on a pig farm and have a job as a tutor, so I'm very busy." ”
My mom's face was a little sullen, and my cousin couldn't move, but she definitely heard it.
"What do you do on a pig farm???" My mom asked again, she seemed a little embarrassed, and I shook my head: "Cleaners, mainly to clean up pig manure." ”
My mother was even more embarrassed, and turned her head to her cousin and forcibly explained: "Young people should work more hard work, so as not to have high hands and low eyes." ”
The corners of my cousin's mouth curled and she nodded faintly.
The atmosphere was so weird that my mom didn't know what to say. I said, "It's not very hard, and the salary is 8,000, which is quite high." ”
My mother was stunned for a moment, and finally had a good face, and my cousin finally glanced at me, but she was still very indifferent: "Now it is indeed very profitable to work as a coolie, but there is no guarantee, and the monthly salary of those who move bricks is more than 10,000, but how many people are willing to do it, I would rather have a white-collar job with a monthly salary of 4,000 than a job with a monthly salary of 8,000 on a pig farm." ”
That's a good thing to say, it's not a shame that she's a fashionable girl in the city. I smiled and didn't refute, so my mother taught me: "You see that Xiao Manduo is sensible, you should go back to work, your father will help you have some relationships, and you will be comfortable for the rest of your life." ”
Before I could respond, the little man smiled again: "That's not bad, it's also a skill to go through relationships." ”
She was a little ironic, and it was aimed at me. I secretly thought that I didn't provoke you, and you don't have to say it if you look down on it.
My mother was immediately embarrassed, and I knew why she was embarrassed, because all the children in our relatives were elites, and they all had real talents and real learning, and only I wanted to go to the relationship.
"It's also a skill to look like a vase, you don't even have to go to the relationship, and what kind of work is not optional. ”
I also smiled, Xiao Man's face changed: "Are you talking about me?" I hurriedly shook my head: "What are you doing, you are hungry, I will give you food below." ”
I went to the bottom of the kitchen, and my mother told Xiaoman something about what she didn't have, and the atmosphere was still very awkward.
When I was waiting for the noodles, my mother only ate two bites and said that she was tired and went to sleep, so I asked me to talk to Xiao Manduo, after all, I am also a relative.
I lowered my head and swallowed the noodles, and Xiao Man ate elegantly, wiping her mouth after two bites, as if she was afraid that the noodle soup would stain her face.
She raised her eyes and swept me, and finally sneered: "I'm not that familiar with you, right, you can speak politely." ”
I also sneered: "Then why are you not polite? It's cool to embarrass my mother?"
The corners of her mouth lifted slightly: "I didn't want to embarrass your mother, but I was just telling the truth." ”
She told the truth well, and I didn't talk to her blindly: "What is the purpose of your coming here?"
She chuckled very lightly, as if in contempt: "What purpose do I have? I was just asked by my father to come, your parents lived in my house for a few days and talked about you for a few days, praising you for a few days, they want me to try to get along with you, it is me who suffers, and the other relatives are gloating, maybe you don't know yet, we relatives have dealings with each other, cousins and cousins are very familiar, only you are an outlier, think about the reason." ”
I squeezed my fist lightly and released it again: "I see, it seems that you are very popular, which big cousin has your favor?"
She was also a little arrogant: "You don't have to ask about me, this time I will go back after playing with your mother for two days, I hope you can settle down and don't make anything happen, so as not to be laughed at by relatives." ”
She seems to be threatening me, and I am also convinced, Lao Tzu teaches and raises pigs quietly, and you come to kill me coldly and then despise me?
I nodded: "This is easy to say, by the way, you call my uncle a father, just recognize him as a father, so that in the name of the name, the relatives are not easy to do to you, you seem to live in my uncle's house in pieces?"
"I only have one father, who has passed away, and I called your uncle a father to repay his kindness for raising him, I will not recognize him as a father, and I will repay the favor in the future, but now I am just living in his house in the name of my daughter, please don't get me wrong. ”
She's quite tall, a bit of a big husband. I gave a thumbs up and praised: "Yes, I don't want to recognize my father but call my father, this is the legendary mouth saying no, but the body is quite honest." ”
"I've heard that you don't know how to learn, but I didn't expect you to be a hooligan, it's disgusting!"
Cousin Xiaoman was angry, I was refreshed, she was not comfortable when she saw that I was comfortable, and she was determined to save face: "Hehe, a man like you is also drunk, don't worry, your mother is destined to be disappointed, I will not have any good impression of you." ”
I shrugged indifferently: "It's okay, I have a girlfriend anyway, and I'm much better looking than you." ”
She was stunned and then sneered: "Pretending to be too much, is it necessary?" I exhaled in a chic manner: "It's not necessary, so I do have a girlfriend, you should go home and wash and sleep." ”
She stared at me, and after all, I dodged for a moment, and she shook her head and smiled, "Okay, please bring it to me." ”
I spread my hands: "Okay." I walked out slowly, and she kept staring at me with a cold and disdainful expression. I went out and knocked on Tang Tong's door again, Shanshan was at home at the moment, and she opened the door suspiciously.
I went in with a light smile, closed the door lightly, and then said with a bitter face: "Shanshan, save me." ”
She was stunned for a moment, and her short hair was very cool: "What are you doing?
I almost knelt down: "Damn, there is a dead mother-in-law who is very annoying, you pretend that my girlfriend helps me save a little face, and I don't care about you for the thousand yuan." ”
She snorted, and then was vigilant: "What the hell do you want to do? Play a couple game, think I'm going to fake it and take it seriously? Watch your bloody TV!"
She didn't believe it, I said that it wasn't a fake show, I was pretending to be fucked instead of being forced to do it, Lao Tzu couldn't swallow this breath.
She ran to tinker with the computer: "Even if you want to find a girlfriend and pretend to be forced, you shouldn't look for me, there is nothing for a man like me to make a woman jealous." ”
You still know that you are a man's wife. I said you should be more elegant, change your clothes, lady.
She raised her foot on the stool, and reached out and scratched the instep of her foot: "Aren't there many young ladies on the other side of the street, why don't you spend money to find one?" Don't look at me, I'm embarrassed to pick my feet. ”
She told me to get out, and when I thought about it, this foot-picking girl couldn't convince Xiao Man. I immediately thought of another girl, who was very good-looking, and had a soft personality, and who was a friend to me, and she should be able to do it.