Chapter 225: Responsibilities as a Husband
Li Jie finally left Kunlun with a trace of regret. In the end, Sun Dasheng didn't say whether he could pass on the mantle to himself, and did he still have a show? Although Li Jie had some guesses in his heart, he was always unwilling to face reality. After all, people always like to think about things on the bright side. Maybe one day he can claim to be the Monkey King?
Although Li Jie thought a lot, Lan still pushed him through the space door and left.
"What do you think? Outside, Harry was already looking for you everywhere. I hope you will be with your child when he is born. Lan took Li Jie directly back to his home in New York. "Gwen and Peter have been staying at Osborne Manor for the last two days, as if Mary's due date was the last two days. They don't want to miss out on the birth of their little one. If you want to be the godfather of the child with Peter, you need to move quickly, and we will wait at Osborne Manor. ”
"Don't worry, don't worry. Wait until I take out the gift first. Do you think I, the godfather, am so unskilled?" Li Jie said as he took out various things from his spatial belt.
"What are these?" Watching Li Jie take out all kinds of strange things, Lan asked with some curiosity.
After all, neither Harry nor Peter had ever been to Kunlun, and I had to bring them some gifts when I went. And my godson is about to be born. I always have to bring some gifts for my children. Li Jie said as he introduced to Lan.
"This is a talisman brought back from Kunlun, which is said to ward off ghosts and evil spirits. This is a pendant jade pendant I bought from the Kunlun market, which is said to be able to calm my mind with peace of mind. No, and this, this is amazing. Li Jie drew a short sword as he spoke: "This is said to be the sword that killed many ghosts and monsters back then. It seems that there is still the blood of the ghost king on it. Therefore, this sword and its evil spirits are hung at home, and ordinary demons and monsters dare not approach at all. There are a few other miscellaneous things that are very good. ”
"What do you think of these gifts?! And these things are very cheap, and they only cost me 200,000 yuan in total. Li Jie looked at Lan with a triumphant expression of "Come and praise me".
Lan's eyes were about to roll to the sky: "You bought such a pile of rags after talking about 200,000 yuan?!"
"What do you mean by rags, aren't these things very useful?" Li Jie was unconvinced: "Could it be that Kunlun also sells fakes?"
"It's not fake, but it's useless. Where are there any demons and evil spirits in this world now! If there are demons and demons on Earth, then these things will not be useful. Because the demons that come must be very strong. ”
Lan said this was still very reasonable, and she couldn't help but pat Li Jie on the shoulder: "Why are you so smart and confused for a while? Why do you think these things are sold so cheaply? Because there is no use for them." It can only be used as decorations and ornaments. I don't know how many years they have been in the Kunlun antique market. The shopkeeper finally ran into a wronged boss like you, and now maybe everyone is laughing in their dreams!"
Li Jie was stunned, yes! What Lan said made a lot of sense. I think I've been fooled!
Osborne Manor.
"These are the specialties and gifts I brought back from Kunlun, you can accept them, don't be polite. Li Jie sat across from Harry and Mary, and Arashi sat next to Li Jie, her face a little odd. It's like he's enduring something.
I only heard Li Jie talking to Harry and his wife: "These gifts are very powerful, such as this evil sword, hanging on the wall can get rid of many ghosts." Ordinary little demons and demons were scattered when they saw this sword. And this Broken Evil Bead, this talisman is very useful. By the way, it is best to use this soothing jade pendant, which can be worn on the child's body after the child is born, which can ensure that the child does not have nightmares when he sleeps at night and sleeps until dawn. ”
The Harry couple on the other side were stunned and kept nodding. On the other side, Peter and Gwen were also very interested in holding the gift that Li Jie brought back from Kunlun, Peter held the evil sword and said, "It's so cool, I really want this thing." ”
On the other side, Li Jie couldn't help but give Lan a look: Look, my decision is still right.
That's right, although these gifts were worthless by Arashi, the most valuable one of them should be the soothing amulet. But Li Jie still decided to take all the gifts with him. Because according to Li Jie's words: "I bought everything, and it was a pity to lose it." How much to give away is also a personal favor. Regardless of whether it's practical or not, the function is still here anyway, isn't it?"
So in line with the principle of not wasting hunger, Li Jie still took these gifts to give them away, and they were unanimously praised. Although Arashi thinks these things are waste, it is good that the person receiving the gift is happy.
However, Lan really couldn't stand it, Li Jie showed off how powerful his bargaining skills were, and killed the price of the evil sword from 2 million yuan to 100,000 yuan. Don't you have x numbers in mind? I told you, it's a waste of inventory space for people to keep these things in the store. How embarrassed are you to brag about your experience of being deceived as capital?!
And your two brothers are still listening to the story you are telling and feel wonderful. Do you still think you're fighting wits and courage when you're bargaining with someone?
But it's in the nature of men to brag about each other, and it's irreversible. So Arashi couldn't take it anymore and found an excuse to go for a walk around the manor's garden with two other ladies (Gwen and Mary) who were also a bit bored.
And just as the three women were gone, Harry suddenly said, "Jason, do you know what pain transfer magic is?"
Li Jie was suddenly surprised: "How do you know about this thing?"
"Mary told me that she seemed to have heard Arashi mention it. Especially when the delivery period is approaching, she is talking about it more and more. And she wants Arashi to help her. These days, I've been asking if I love her or not, and if I'm willing to share her pain. Harry said.
And Li Jie looked at Harry, "What did you say?"
"What else can I say? This is my wife, and of course I love her, and I am willing to share her pain! I promised her, too. But what the hell is this?" said Harry.
Peter on the side also nodded and said, "Yes, yes, Gwen also said something like this to me recently, and asked me too." She seemed to ask Mary about the pain-shifting magic, and then asked me. I said yes to Harry, too. ”
Li Jie couldn't help but sweat for the two old friends: "You all agreed, but you don't know what the pain transfer magic is?"
Harry and Peter nodded together, "Uh-huh. That's why I asked you. ”
Li Jie licked his lips with his tongue, he inexplicably felt that his lips were a little chapped, and then laughed dryly: "This is a magic that allows you to experience the greatness of being a mother." ”
"So what's it?" the two curious.
"It's that you know that a woman is in a lot of pain during childbirth, and this magic can transfer the pain to another person, such as a husband. As soon as Li Jie finished saying this, Harry and Peter's faces instantly turned white, especially Harry. Because it looks like this experience is just around the corner!
Li Jie looked at the two of them and could only continue: "Of course, you can't transfer them all, no, that's not good for pregnant women." I still have to feel a little pain during childbirth. Maybe it's because the pregnant woman is in pain, and the husband is in pain. ”
"But, but it hurts, too. Although Harry has never given birth, he knows from various movies and documentaries how painful it is for a woman to give birth.
Li Jie smiled: "But you have already agreed." You can't go back. ”
And at this time, Gwen, who had been walking, suddenly ran in and announced the news: "Mary! Mary is going to give birth! Hurry up and prepare the delivery room! By the way, Arashi is ready to transfer the pain and magic, Harry, you come with me now!"
Hearing the good news that his child was about to be born, Harry was so excited that he almost couldn't stand on his feet, and his steps staggered a little. Well, it should be happy and excited, otherwise what else could it be? Li Jie thought so, let's welcome the arrival of a new life!