Body 0208 Big Corpse Sister
"Wake up, the sun is soaking your ass, hahaha......"
The laughter like silver bells kept coming from the walkie-talkie, but Xia Buer had already finished washing up and stood by the window, but the people from the martial arts school also got up early in the morning and stood in the dilapidated hotel compound to practice collectively, so he picked up the walkie-talkie and asked, "Aren't you going to leave today?"
"I'm not going for now......"
From a distance, I saw Wang Ziwei standing in the corridor on the second floor, and waved her hand vigorously before saying: "The food we got last night is enough for us to eat for half a month, and my dad said that he would make plans when the condition of the two patients improves, by the way! I'm going to go down to practice, and if I don't go, my dad will curse, bye Brother Xia!"
"Well, I'm going to work out too......"
Xia Buer turned around and plugged the walkie-talkie back into the solar charger, the two chatted until the middle of the night last night, and sang almost all the love songs that could be sung, Xia Buer felt like he was back in his student days, secretly having an affair with a little girl in the same school.
"Assemble!"
Xia Buer strode out of the office, and fifteen women's troops quickly gathered in front of him, neatly arranged in two columns from tall to short, each of them was unkempt and unkempt, once the training began, they were no longer women, because living corpses never discriminated against women, regardless of gender, they would be treated with the greatest enthusiasm.
"Today we're going to start teamfight co-op training, but teamfights are something I'm not good at, so I'm going to let you figure it out for yourself......"
Xia Buer glanced at everyone and said loudly: "Later, you will be divided into two teams, Feng Momo, the captain of the first team, and Meng Ling, the captain of the second team, the two of you will choose six team members by yourself, and finally the rest of the people will be selected to stay in the supermarket to watch the children, and Lao Yang will supervise her for punitive training!"
The girls' eyes all rolled anxiously, Xia Buer didn't finish speaking, they didn't dare to interject, but no one wanted to be the one who was picked and left, but Xia Buer followed and said: "Today will be your midterm exam, and it is also the first time you go downstairs to fight!"
"Are you going to the first floor......
The girls finally couldn't help but speak, all of them were nervous and excited, Xia Buer nodded and said: "Yes, your task today is to kill as many living corpses as you can before I blow the whistle, and the corpse claw spear will be distributed to your two teams equally, and the winning team will win the right to jump the corpse armor!"
"Wow! that's great......"
The girls were all excited beyond words, the so-called jumping corpse armor is the scale armor taken from the jumping corpse, its defensive power has been perverted to the extent that it can't even be pierced by a shotgun, and it took them half a month of work to nitrate alone, but no one expected that Xia Buer would take out this lone seedling as a prize.
"Feng Momo, Meng Ling, don't be too happy, don't be too happy......
Xia Buer looked at the two women and said in a deep voice: "If the two of you are injured or killed in order to win or lose today, I will not only deprive you of your captain's qualifications, but also don't even want to take the corpse claw spear, in short, you are a team that advances and retreats together, I don't want to see a plate of loose sand, understand?"
"Understand !!"
The two women all straightened their waists and replied loudly, so Xia Buer nodded and said: "The first team is responsible for the right side of the attack, the second team is responsible for the left side, I will take guns with Gao Zhibo to protect you, but remember to do what you can, once you are unstoppable, immediately retreat to the channel, the losing team will not be punished, now start selecting the team members!"
"Me, Momo, take me ......"
The girls all shouted urgently, but Feng Momo's popularity was obviously higher than Meng Ling's, only the three girls who cooperated with her last night stood beside her, and the rest almost ran to Feng Momo's side, but no one thought that Feng Momo actually didn't choose her old girlfriend Yang Yiru.
"Feng Cuiling, what the hell do you mean......
Yang Yiru's face was extremely embarrassed, and even Feng Momo's rustic real name was called out, glaring at her and saying angrily: "I have told you about your ex-boyfriend, I didn't expect you to still hold a grudge, do you have to kowtow to you to admit your mistakes?"
"Yiru! I can swear to God, I'm really not communiquéing personal vendettas......"
Feng Momo swore and raised three fingers, and said seriously: "I don't choose you, on the one hand, because I want to win, on the other hand, for your own good, your grades have always been at the bottom, and it is enough to deal with two living corpses at the same time, if I take you down, you will definitely drag us down, and even let you hurt yourself!"
"You are a personal vendetta, you just hate me for sleeping with your boyfriend, and in the future, the two of us will break off our righteousness......"
Yang Yiru gritted her teeth and roared, since even Feng Momo was unwilling to ask her, Meng Ling would not want her to be the bottom of the waste wood, but Meng Ling actually said unprecedentedly: "Xiaoru, you follow me, I used to be the tail of the crane, I believe that as long as you are willing to work hard, you will definitely succeed!"
"Thank you, Sister Ling, I will definitely do a good job......"
Yang Yiru was so surprised that she almost didn't jump up, and ran up to hold her and nodded her head in thanks, but Feng Momo was so angry that she almost crushed her silver teeth, Meng Ling was obviously doing something, accepting her best friend as a little sister, it was no different from slapping her mouth in public.
"Don't mind, I just want to give her a chance, nothing else......"
Meng Ling shook her head lightly, turned around and picked two more female team members, the former mayor Chang was immediately forced to be miserable, and no one wanted her to be the penultimate one when she left the bottom, but Xia Buer waved his hand and said: "You follow me down to feel it, and when you come back, your training volume will be doubled!"
"Oh!"
Chang Guiling nodded pitifully, in fact, she has worked very hard, but it is a pity that she is pampered here all the year round, so she is naturally not as good as these wolf-like goblins, and Xia Buer looked at her watch and said: "Give you half an hour to discuss tactics, and later you will guess the fist and decide who will go with me!"
"Good!"
With such a fair decision, the girls naturally didn't have a second word, and hurriedly ran to both sides to discuss tactics, but they didn't know that Xia Buer couldn't help it, his piece of Tang monk meat couldn't favor either side, otherwise the little goblins would definitely be able to quarrel in the dark in order to fight for his right to belong, and it was not impossible to fight directly.
The short half an hour soon arrived, and the two captains immediately fought for small fresh meat, but the result was that Feng Momo was defeated miserably, and he could only watch Xia Buer being taken away by Meng Ling, and the high-spirited Meng Ling was like a county lord who had recruited a horse, and he almost didn't write the words "The old lady is very cool" on the door of his head.
"I don't give any opinions, I'll summarize you when I get back......"
Xia Buer raised a DV machine to record the girls, Meng Ling, who was the captain for the first time, immediately took a deep breath, and after explaining to the team members again, he slowly walked to the fire door on the first floor, leaned on the door and listened carefully for a while before saying: "Six living corpses, lead to the door to kill!"
"Wait! How can you be sure it's six......"
Xia Buer looked at her in surprise, this skill didn't even have him, who knew that Meng Ling actually smiled arrogantly: "I used to be a dance teacher, listening to the sound of dance steps is my specialty, I can not only hear that there are six living corpses outside, but also two of them are mothers, one of them is still long and short!"
"Okay! Let me see if it's true or not......
Xia Buer retreated to the back suspiciously, and the girls immediately raised their weapons and gathered at the door, these women can be said to be Xia Buer's closed disciples, and the tactics used are almost the same as his, after fixing the fire door into a wide slit, they began to poke out directly through the crack in the door.
Today, no one uses maces anymore among the girls, all of them use more skillful iron spears, and every shot is bound to kill with one blow, Xia Buer is a little secretly frightened, these housewives are growing up too fast, it can be said that everyone has been reborn.
"Haha~Six......"
Meng Ling suddenly opened the door excitedly, there were six living corpses lying outside the door, one of the four males and two females was lame, she almost guessed the score, Xia Buer immediately gave a thumbs up, and praised: "Awesome! I hope you can win the championship today!"
"You won't be disappointed ......"
Meng Ling confidently raised the corpse claw spear and led the girls out directly, but Xia Buer only noticed at this time that Yang Yiru, who was the tail of the crane, was actually divided into a corpse claw spear, which almost made the little ladies look at Meng Ling and follow her ass as they say.
"Alas~Feng Momo, I'm afraid you're going to lose......"
Xia Buer shook his head helplessly, compared to the overly proud Feng Momo, Meng Ling's EQ is much higher, if it weren't for Meng Ling's combat effectiveness being slightly inferior to Feng Momo, Meng Ling would have replaced Feng Momo long ago, of course! This is also inseparable from Meng Ling's own efforts.
"Whoever has a shield comes forward and pulls the shopping cart over......"
Meng Ling took the lead and walked into the shopping street on the first floor, Xia Buer directly handed over the DV machine to Chang Guiling, holding the gun and guarding behind the girls, the time to really play with life has come, there are dozens of living corpses in this corridor in front of me, and there must be more gathered in the shops on both sides.
"Sisters, ...... me"
Feng Momo's coquettish cheers also came from the right side, it seemed that they had entered the shopping street first, Meng Ling and the others were naturally not far behind, and hurriedly blocked the scattered shopping carts in the corridor, and dragged some tables, chairs and benches to block the back, and the hordes of living corpses also arrived at this time.
"Kill !!"
Meng Lingjiao screamed and rushed forward, relying on the sharpness of the corpse claw spear, she put down two living corpses in the blink of an eye, with a hideous look and ruthless methods, it was really hard to believe that more than twenty days ago, she was still a powerless housewife, and she even wanted to commit suicide with her child at one point.
"Xiaoru, spray them with a fire extinguisher, third sister, lift the table ......"
Meng Ling in the center kept giving orders, and there were some small means that Xia Buer didn't even think of, but the girls were all forced out of their full potential, and the battle with the living corpse was either you die or I died, and they have something that a man can never compare, that is, the greatest maternal love in the world.
"Second brother, what is that......
Chang Guiling suddenly pointed to the front in shock, only to see a light figure coming from the front, still hanging his head and muttering something, Xia Buer's eyes immediately shrank, and hurriedly shouted: "There is a big corpse chest in front, all of them are withdrawn to the passage for me, I will deal with it!"
"Retreat to the right! the third sister and the fifth sister form a buffer zone......"
Meng Ling actually disobeyed Xia Buer's order, but when Xia Buer glared at her angrily, Meng Ling said loudly without looking back: "I am responsible for the orders I ordered, I will use my life to compensate if something happens, and the big corpse sister will leave it to me to solve, you don't have to care!"
"You ......"
Xia Buer angrily wanted to rush forward, but the girls had already turned around and ran into the corridor on the right, picking up the things in the store to block the corridor again, Xia Buer immediately scolded angrily: "Meng Ling! If something happens to your team, Lao Tzu wants your life!"
Meng Ling suddenly turned around, looked at him with burning eyes and shouted: "If I say that I am responsible, I must be responsible, but if I win the battle against the big corpse sister, do you dare to promise me a condition, I will sleep with you!"
“……”
Xia Buer's little face suddenly turned red, Meng Ling's request was really too much, too rogue!