The next day, when Principal Wolf was in class, he had an ugly black plaster on his face. There is also a small piece on the bridge of the nose, like a clown. It's funny. Don't say that Chen Da and Wang both laughed so much that their backs hurt. Even the little ones in the classroom exclaimed in unison, "Principal Wolf, why are you dressing yourself up like this today?

In order to clear the facts, Principal Wolf had no choice but to say to those children: "Students, do you know why I became like this?"

The children shouted, "I don't know!"

"Want to know?"

"Yes!" they replied again neatly and loudly:

"Then let me tell you, the wolf principal was bitten by a very ugly and fierce tigress!"

"Oh, that's amazing! it's terrible......" the children exclaimed.

"Where did that tigress come from?" asked the tiger-headed student.

"This one always comes out of the mountains behind the school, so, students, you must not run into the mountains casually, you know?"

"Yes!" replied the little ones.

"Principal Wolf, the tigress bit your face like this, so have you bitten this big tiger!" the student who asked the question just now asked again.

"Classmate Wu Meng, why do you think I'm going to bite this big tiger?" Lang Mo was very strange.

"Because, you are the wolf principal, since you are the 'wolf' principal, you should also be very powerful, very brave, then, since the big tiger bites you, you should also bite it, even if you bite off its tail, and then bring the tail back to us to see, how good it would be!"

Lang Mo almost fainted to death, but when the children heard this, they did not relent: "Yes, yes, Principal Wolf, when the big tiger comes again, you must bite off its tail!" After hearing this, Principal Wolf not only fainted, but also looked up to the sky and sighed: "Children, you are right, when this tigress appears again, Principal Wolf will not only bite off its tail, but also bite off its nose, mouth, and ears, and then pull out its teeth, okay?"

"Okay, okay, Principal Wolf is awesome! That's amazing....." The little sparrows in the classroom shouted in unison.

After school in the afternoon, wait for the children to finish. Chen Da came to Lang Mo's room and said, "Principal Wolf, tomorrow is the weekend, I will go back to the village today, and come over on time on Monday morning." What about you, how are you going to spend the weekend?" Lang Mo smiled: "Teacher Chen, of course you and Wang are good, you have a family and a wife, but I am a bachelor, and I am so far home, what else can I do, then I can only stay in this school!"

Chen laughed and said: "In this case, wouldn't you marry a wife earlier, we are here that people are a little poor, but the girl here is very smart, and her ass is big, and giving birth to a child is like a dumpling, how much you want, she will definitely be able to give birth to you as much as she wants." How about it, Principal Wolf, are you interested in finding a girlfriend, and having a companion who will wash your clothes and warm the bed, so that the days will be easy to pass? I'm afraid that you'll look down on our country girl because of your big show, hahaha. "This Chen Da originally called Lang Mo Principal Lang, but when he heard that the child called him 'Principal Wolf' at night, he simply called Lang Mo 'Principal Wolf' together with Wang Du

Lang Mo hurriedly said: "How can I be? How can I look down on the big girl in this Fenghua Village! Don't say it, the girls here are much more beautiful than the girls in the city!"

Chen Da asked tightly: "So, do you have a crush on the girl from that family, do you want me to help you go to the matchmaker?"

"Laugh, laugh, Mr. Chen, you don't have to take it seriously, but you have to come back to the words, there are really a lot of beauties in this Fenghua Village, and I have already seen several of them. It's hard for me to imagine?"

"Haha, Headmaster Wolf, you're not honest! Yes, do you know why? That's a long way to say. In a word, Lang Mo's interest was immediately aroused. This played into his hands. Because he also wanted to get to the bottom of it early in the morning.

As soon as he told him about the origin of the beauties in the village, Chen Da also came to his senses, so he sat on the old chair on the side of the coffee table in Lang Mo's room, and Lang Mo moved the temporary nailed square wooden stool next to the desk to sit opposite Chen Da, hugged the old TV aside, and made a pot of tea. The two chatted over tea.

After a cup of hot strong green tea, Chen Da opened the conversation: "If you want to talk about why this girl looks so beautiful in this Fenghua Village, you have to start from the rebellion of An Lushan in the Tang Dynasty." I don't say anything about An Lushan, and you should know it too. More than half of the Tang Dynasty was destroyed in his hands!"

Lang Mo nodded and said, "Yes, I know that history very well!" This Lang Mo was right, he was originally a student of the Chinese Department, and his familiarity with history was definitely better than that of Chen Da in front of him. According to historical records, this An Lushan has been smart and capable since he was a child, and he is fluent in six minority languages. When he was young, he made Zhang Shouqi's subordinates a low-level military attache in Youzhou Jiedu, and was later promoted to a senior general. To Tianbao for ten years, he also served as Pinglu, Fanyang, Hedong three towns festival envoy. He tried his best to welcome Tang Xuanzong and worship Yang Guifei as his godmother, and won the trust of Tang Xuanzong. He saw that the Tang Dynasty was politically corrupt and its armament was lax, so he had a rebellious heart.

In the fourteenth year of Tianbao (755), An Lushan and Shi Siming raised troops in Fanyang, falsely spreading the "secret decree" to appeal to Yang Guozhong, and sent 150,000 troops, known as 200,000. After Tang Xuanzong heard the change, he hurriedly sent Feng Changqing to Luoyang to recruit troops for defense, and sent Gao Xianzhi to lead troops to Tun Shaanzhou. Both generals were defeated by the rebels, retreated to Tongguan, and were executed by Tang Xuanzong. Tang Xuanzong sent Ge Shuhan to lead 200,000 troops to guard Tongguan. In the fifteenth year of Tianbao, in the first month, An Lushan was called the emperor in Luoyang, and the country was called Dayan. In June, it broke through Tongguan and occupied Chang'an. Tang Xuanzong fled in panic. When he arrived at Ma Weiyi, the forbidden army mutinied, killed Yang Guozhong, and forced Tang Xuanzong to hang Yang Guifei. Tang Xuanzong fled to Chengdu. The crown prince Li Xiang fled to Lingwu, that is, the emperor's throne, that is, Tang Suzong, the year name Zhide, and Yaozun Xuanzong as the Taishang Emperor.

After Tang Suzong ascended the throne, he relied on the troops of Guo Ziyi, the envoy of Shuofang Jiedu, and Li Guangbi, the envoy of Hedong Jiedu, and mobilized troops from all walks of life in the northwest to actively prepare for a counteroffensive. In the south, Zhang Xun and Xu Yuan held on to Suiyang, and Lu Jiong held on to Nanyang, blocking the passage of the rebels to the south, ensuring the source of wealth from the Tang Dynasty and Huai. The rebels plundered and slaughtered everywhere, and after entering Chang'an, they also wantonly killed and plundered, and the people in Guanzhong and various places rebelled, and the rebels lost battles in many places.

In the second year of Zhide, An Lushan was killed by his son An Qingxu, and Qingxu established himself as the emperor. Guo Ziyi took the opportunity to lead an army of 150,000 to recover Chang'an, and soon recovered Luoyang. An Qingxu fled to Ye (southwest of present-day Linzhang, Henan). In the second year of the Qianyuan Dynasty, Shi Siming was defeated outside Yecheng, killed An Qingxu, established himself as the Emperor of Dayan, and took advantage of the victory to fall into Luoyang again. In the second year of Shangyuan, Shi Siming was killed by his son Shi Chaoyi. The following year, Tang recaptured Luoyang with the help of the Hui soldiers. Shi Chaoyi retreated to Hebei and committed suicide. The Anshi Rebellion subsided so far, and a total of eight years have passed.

Chen salivated a lot, nothing more than how An Lushan rebelled, and then how he failed, and how he was killed in the end, etc., but some of the words that Teacher Chen said were sometimes simply the head of the donkey and the horse's mouth, and he even said that this An Lushan was killed by Yang Guifei and destroyed the corpse, in order to eliminate the evidence of Yang Guifei's usurpation and rebellion. When did Yang Guifei send someone to kill An Lushan, and when did she rebel?

Seeing that Lang Mo's expression was a little wrong, Chen Da then retracted his tongue and said, "You know, where did An Lushan, the son of the short-lived emperor, flee?" It seems that this guy has said a lot, and this is the crux of the matter.

Lang Mo smiled and asked: "Where, you won't say that he just fled to the area of Fenghua Village!" "Clever! worthy of being a showman!" People say that this An Xu was killed by **, but in fact, the one who was killed was just his stand-in. He escaped a catastrophe and came here with a group of personal guards, several old and weak ministers and concubines of the big and small palaces!" Saying this, Chen Da's face looked quite mysterious. "Later, although this An Xu escaped the catastrophe of being killed, he died soon after arriving in this Fenghua Village because of excessive fright and disease. ”

Lang Mo stuck his chin and continued to ask, "What about later?" "After An Xu died, there were only those strong guards like cattle and some beautiful concubines, princesses, palace maids and the like. When they saw that their master had been killed, the dragons were leaderless for a while. Some people, of course, thought of running away. But most people found that the mountains and rivers were good, and the land was fertile, so they stayed. Of course, I don't need to say much about what happened after that! Of course, they went into the cave in pairs. You think, none of the women who came here from the palace were selected to get in. Which one is not white and tender, and it is beautiful and shiny. Then their next generation is certainly beautiful. Such a good seed, of course, has to produce beautiful flowers, and you can't even think about it if you don't look good! So, since then, there are many natural beauties in this Fenghua Village!"

Lang Mo laughed: "Fallacy, you are pure fallacy! You think, palace maids, concubines, princesses, and so on are of course said to be beautiful in the past, but if those guards are all muscular and ugly, how can they give birth to any beautiful women?

Chen Dayi was a little anxious when he heard this: "What I said is true! The older generation of people say this, maybe I am still a descendant of a certain minister!" Lang Mo smiled even more happily: "Come on, Teacher Chen, anyway, no matter what you say." I won't believe it too much, just think it's a little bit of knowledge, how did this An Xu die, you didn't see it, I didn't see it, let's just treat him as if he died of natural old age, how about it, it's creative enough! hahaha....." Principal Wolf smiled, and the lump on his eye socket moved again, and even the plaster moved. The pain was so painful that he quickly suppressed his smile.

At this time, Chen Dazhen was quite unconvinced: "Since you don't believe it, I still have reason to explain why there are so many beautiful women here!"

"Oh. And for a reason? Let's hear about it! But don't make it up!"

"It's definitely not a bunch! Have you noticed that almost no one in this village uses a mobile phone? ”

"I've long found out that mobile phones are like toys nowadays, they are very cheap and anyone can afford them. When I first came, I also wondered, my mobile phone had no signal, I thought it was a broken phone, but Alan told me that it was a transmission tower that caused the lightning to strike, and the result was that there was no mobile phone. That's why you told me a while ago that there are only public telephones in this Fenghua Village, and there are no mobile phones. ”

"yes, yes! It's really evil. The county telecommunications office set up that on the hill behind our school very early on.... What towers, oh yes, signal transmission towers. But somehow, as soon as this tower was built, it was struck by lightning! The telecommunications bureau did not give up and re-selected the address, but the thing is so strange, no matter where you set it up, whether it is on the mountain, flat land, or by the river, the result is still the same, it is still struck by lightning. Three launch towers in a row were completely destroyed in less than a year. This frightened the telecommunications bureau no longer dared to throw money into this ravine. But they didn't give up, so they hired a group of experts to work around the village with a cart full of equipment, and then they came to the conclusion that the magnetic field here was too strong and could easily attract lightning strikes and the like, and I didn't know much about it. But the people in the nearby villages didn't believe it, they all thought that there must be dragon qi here that was causing trouble, so they blew up the launch tower!"

"Dragon energy, what dragon energy?"

"Dragon energy, isn't it the soul of Anxu, anyway, he has been the emperor for a few days, of course, he is also half a true dragon emperor, but he died too unjustly, so his dragon energy has not dissipated, wandering around the sky in Fenghua Village all day long, seeing things that are not pleasing to the eye, especially this transmission tower emitting radio waves into the air all day long, disrupting the normal rest! Of course he has to split it! So I said, this place is covered by dragon energy, and it is naturally full of aura, and those female babies are developing in so many aura, and it is a problem to think about whether they are beautiful or not. ”

Lang Mo saw that the more he talked, the more outrageous it became, and hurriedly stopped his tirade. After a few idle words, I should believe that this Chen Dacai went home satisfied.

After Chen Da left, Lang Mo himself laughed, what did Chen Da say? It seemed that he had wasted his expression again. But he thought to himself: 'It's better without a tower, I don't have the money to buy a cell phone right now!' Well, it's not early.' Looks like it's time for me to go to Alain. Let's see if this willow eyebrows are gone, and if you don't leave, it will become a super light bulb, with high voltage, which is not easy to get.