Zhou Zhoushan's face turned dark, and his body twitched constantly, but the smile on his face did not decrease in the slightest.

He is racking his brains to extract the powerful memories in the heart of Huaxia, and learn how to hold an old woman from the sages of the earth's netizens.

Yes, Zhihu Songxi Sage, thank you!

Zhou Yishan smiled and said gently: "Dear Sister Tang, do you know? Today, you are the unique beauty of the whole universe, the beauty of being different, the beauty of the same on the outside, the beauty that fascinates thousands of young men, the beauty that lingers even after saying goodbye, the world's first unsolved mystery, the ......beauty that thousands of scientists have spent their lives in, and all scientific principles cannot explain it."

"Dear Sister Tang, no matter how much I can pull out, I can only pull out the beauty of the tip of your iceberg, there are still 99.99......% of the beauty under your thick iceberg that I can't describe in words, because your beauty is endless, and your beauty makes thousands of girls ashamed and ashamed......"

"Dear Sister Tang, my own sister, you have just secretly looked in the mirror, are you also shocked by your beauty? I have long been intoxicated by your beauty......"

In one breath, Zhou Zhoushan's tongue began to knot when he spoke, so he had no choice but to stop.

"Hehe, why did you stop? Go on, keep saying something nice!"

Tang Siru touched Zhou Zhoushan's face, and the age spots were all smiling: "Such a sweet little mouth, if I were a hundred years younger, I would really be confused by you!"

"I ...... Sister Tang, who is beautiful, generous, gentle, and kind, and the country is fragrant, I am going to die anyway, so can you tell why the spirit rhino horn can't detoxify you?" Zhou Zhou Shan said with nausea.

"Hehe, do you think that what I gave you is really a spirit rhino horn, do you think that a force that makes a fortune on poison will take out something like a spirit rhino horn in exchange for a few pills for you?" Tang Siru said proudly, "You see this is the real spirit rhino horn!"

She took out a thumb-sized crystal clear horn and shook it in front of Zhou Yishan.

"Sister Tang, before you die, can you fulfill one of my wishes? Let me touch the real spirit horns!" Zhou Yishan said pitifully.

Tang Siru thought for a while, nodded, and said, "Well, okay! For the sake of what you said so many nice things, I'll send a mercy!"

Zhou Zhoushan carefully held the spirit rhino horn, suddenly looked at Tang Siru's back in horror, and shouted, "Yingqi, what are you doing?"

Hearing this, Tang Siru instinctively got up and turned around, and there was no one behind her.

And looking back, Zhou Zhoushan was already dozens of meters away, raising his spiritual horns, and said with a smile: "I'm disgusting uncle, you can't cover up the folds on your face that can kill mosquitoes, and you are still wearing a little girl's flower clothes to pretend to be tender, don't you know that the two grain bags on your chest that have fallen under your belly can be knotted behind your back?"

Tang Siru was furious, and chased after her, she always thought that even if she was more than a hundred years old, her beauty was not inferior to that of a little girl!

Now that he is being mocked mercilessly, how can he not be angry, and he can't wait to tear Zhou Shansheng alive!

"Forget it, for the sake of the real spirit horn you gave me, I'll compensate you for a few Tribulation Pills!" Zhou Yishan raised his hand and threw a storage ring at Tang Siru as he ran.

Tang Siru ignored it, but her sense was swept away, and it was really a storage ring, although she warned herself not to believe it, but ......

What if it's really a doom?

She gathered her strength in her hand, and she didn't know that she took the ring in her hand lightly.

And so—

The old girl Tang Siru also followed in the footsteps of Yingqi!

Although she didn't blow her hand off, when the yellow and white thing covered her whole body, she was so angry that she didn't come out in one breath, and she was disgusted to death by the disgusting design of the scar!

……

Time flew by like a bird, and Zhou Yishan counted the harvest with satisfaction, and ten storage ring bombs exchanged for seventeen storage rings and came back.

Seventeen men were broken by him and slain cleanly.

At first, he still needed to play tricks, but in the end, the remaining people's true yuan was consumed, and he couldn't even recover the Qi Returning Pill, so he had to watch Zhou Yishan slowly cut his throat with a rusty kitchen knife.

Wow!

Hey!

Oh!

Hey!

……

Sure enough, "kill people and set fire to the gold belt, build bridges and repair roads, and there are no bones"!

The ancients were honest and did not deceive me!

Zhou Shan smiled and counted the contents of the ring, and suddenly sighed melancholy.

After all, the means are just the means, and it is impossible to rely on luck every time!

Thinking of Tang Siru's poisoning ability just now, Zhou Yishan felt a little chilled.

That kind of poisoning ability is really silent, and it is impossible to prevent it!

If it weren't for the fact that he had already fused the Tang family poisons such as Huayuansan and Huaxuesan in his blood, it was really possible to die of poisoning.

Despite this, at the moment of poisoning, his body was still paralyzed and unable to move.

But fortunately, he is now thick-skinned and has a neat mouth, and he has successfully delayed time, if Tang Siru doesn't care about it, Zhou Yishan will probably have already gone to drink tea with Hades at this time.

Of course, this is also because Tang Siru is too confident in her ability to poison, and she has met a freak like Zhou Yishan who is not afraid of poison.

The most important thing is that she herself talks a lot and likes to listen to people's praise.

I don't know how many people have been overturned because they talk too much nonsense!

You don't see the villain beating the protagonist violently, obviously he can kill with one blow, but he has to stop at a critical time, either talking nonsense or being stunned, and then being killed by the rescuers who came or the awakened protagonist.

Zhou Yishan warned himself that he must remember that he must not die of talking too much.

Because only the villain dies from talking too much, I have the aura of the protagonist, as long as I don't offend Wen Sheng Zhou Ziran, I shouldn't be able to die if I want to!

But I heard that the dignified Wensheng is hungry, do you want to give him a few tons of gold?

It is said that in order not to go hungry, he is writing a brilliant masterpiece called "The Devil Comes Out of the Mountain".

After thinking about it, Zhou Yishan still dispelled the idea of receiving help, but he didn't know that Wensheng Zhou Ziran, who was croaking in his belly, stared at the data of the four-no masterpiece "Demon Out of the Mountain", which was not collected, clicked, subscribed, or rewarded, and was wondering if to kill him?

……

Zhou Mountain, who didn't know that deadly danger might come at any time, was still struggling with whether to refine a little spirit rhino horn at this time?

He is indeed a little entangled, although it is possible that the spirit rhino horn is not invaded by a hundred poisons, but it is possible that there is a big killing weapon missing!

Thinking of the majestic situation when he used the embroidery needle stained with his own blood in the Tang family, Zhou Yishan took out all the bottles and cans in Tang Siru's storage ring.

Disperse the element, disperse the blood, break the blood pill, chase the soul in the nine heavens and ten earths......

It's just you, just listening to the name is very powerful!

He picked up the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands Soul Chase Scatter, put the antidote in front of him, and cut off a few pieces of spirit rhino horn and pinched it in his hand.

Sitting cross-legged, running the Nine Yin and Nine Yang and One Sutra at the same time, and tilting his neck, he poured a bottle of Nine Heavens and Ten Earth Soul Chasing into his mouth.

The poison instantly enters the body, and the blood poison, nerve poison, consciousness poison, and vitality poison ......

Zhou Shan didn't have time to refine it, and the inside of his mouth was like pouring strong acid, which had been corroded and began to decay rapidly, and the meridians began to wither, the blood began to coagulate, and the divine consciousness began to dissipate......

The antidote prepared in front of him and the spirit rhino horn in his hand, he had no way to use it now, and he was about to turn into a pool of pus and blood when he saw it.

If you don't die, you won't die!

The reason why Tang Siru didn't use this poison at the beginning was because he was afraid that he would die too quickly.

Now Zhou Yishan eats a whole bottle by himself, if Tang Siru is not disgusted to death by the scar's means, I don't know if he will be laughed to death by Zhou Zhoushan's own behavior of looking for death.

Tang Siru was indeed laughing, laughing wildly, and Ying Qi, Zhao Chongshan and others were laughing wildly with her.

Although their bodies have died, their consciousness has not yet begun to dissipate, but because they have not been able to transform into infants, their consciousness is relatively weak.

If you can become a divine child, then you can also take away your physical death or be reincarnated directly.

If you go one step further and fuse the Divine Infant and the Yuan Infant together, then there will be a fundamental change, and it will be called the Holy Child, and the Holy Infant can be separated from the body without dying or dying.

Zhou Zhou Shan went crazy and died, and he was finally going to die!

Tang Siru, Ying Qi, Zhao Chongshan and others instinctively felt very happy, how could they not laugh wildly?