Chapter 358: Chinese Dialect.

Speaking of the Spring Festival Gala, the four old people were interested, after all, after watching the Spring Festival Gala for so many years, they had formed a habit and hurriedly turned on the TV.

As soon as the TV was turned on, the little girl's eyes didn't look into the bowl, Li Mu angrily pulled her little face: "It's only seven o'clock now, the Spring Festival Gala will start at eight o'clock, and you Shen Meng, Sister Meng, will come out at least nine o'clock, eat well." ”

The little girl was a little disappointed, glanced at the TV, and found that there were only two uncles and aunts sitting and nagging, and there was no interest in continuing to pay attention in an instant.

"Baba, I want to eat chicken legs. "Well, that's delicious.

The four old men were amused by her cute little appearance, such a pistachio, if they could stay by their side all the time, I am afraid that they would wake up laughing in their dreams.

When he turned his head to look at Li Ruiting, hey, this kid is good at everything, but his personality is too dull, like a little adult, which makes people feel distressed when they look at it.

The little girl grabbed the chicken leg and ate her mouth full of oil, Li Mu didn't care about her, until she touched her little belly and said, "I'm full." ”

Only then did she wipe her mouth with a tissue, and the little girl felt that there was still a smell of oil on her hands, so she stretched out her hand to let Li Mu smell it, Li Mu pretended to smell it, and then avoided it with a very disgusted look.

The little girl was about to pounce on him, Li Mu put down the chopsticks and picked her up, came to the bathroom to wash, and after a while, the little girl's giggling laughter came out.

"Watch TV obediently by yourself, and take you to the fireworks later, okay?" Li Mu put the little girl on the sofa.

The little girl nodded again and again, and took a sip on Li Mu's face: "Okay, but I won't go until I watch Sister Shen Meng's performance." ”

After a while, Li Ruiting also said that he had eaten well.

"Well, then you go play with your sister for a while. Wang Ziwen wiped her son's mouth.

The two little guys soon got together together, but basically Li Ruilan said a lot, and Li Ruiting would only pick up a sentence occasionally, but Li Ruilan didn't care, she was already talking to herself, and she didn't care if her brother was on the same frequency as herself.

"Ah, here we go. But soon the little girl was not interested in chatting with her brother, and Li Ruiting's attention was also attracted to the Spring Festival Gala.

The family also ate almost, so they sat on the sofa and began to make tea, chatting while watching TV, of course, the topic has never been separated from the two children, Li Mu's career is now on the right track, and he is also married and has children, and most of the historical tasks have been completed, and there is nothing better.

The four old men all began to knock on the side and wanted to leave their children in Rongcheng to study, of course, reading was just an introduction, and the real purpose was to get closer to the children.

Li Mu and Wang Ziwen glanced at each other, their hearts came, and then decisively pretended not to understand what they meant, taking care of him, they have communicated with each other on the issue of children's education, and they must not let children grow up with the older generation, and from today's events, it can be seen that the parents dote on the children without principle.

Li Ruiting is just that, Li Ruilan, this girl is originally a character who is not afraid of heaven and earth, and she may be able to pierce the sky when the time comes.

The four old men were so depressed that they couldn't do it, but they were soon attracted by Li Ruilan's movements, and the little girl watched the singing and dancing performance on the TV, and couldn't help but dance along, not to mention that the small figure really had a little taste, it seemed that the dance class during the previous period was not in vain.

"Baba, do I look good at dancing?" The little girl was called a stinky beauty, and she actually ran to Li Mu with a cheeky face to praise her.

What else can Li Mu say? He must be praised, and he must be praised to death, otherwise this girl will make him so troubled that he can't watch TV at all.

To be honest, the song and dance performances of the Spring Festival Gala are really boring, and they also take up a lot of the time of the show, which is one of the reasons why everyone feels that the Spring Festival Gala is becoming more and more boring, and there are not so many song and dance performances in the Spring Festival Gala in the 80s.

I finally got through the language programs, and the cross talk sketches are all kinds of mainstream works that conform to socialist values, no matter how you look at it, it feels a little fake.

Until nine o'clock, the little girl was already a little dazed, leaning on Li Mu and wiping her eyes, maybe drowsiness is really contagious, and Li Mu was also made to want to sleep a little.

Finally, three familiar figures appeared on the TV screen, Li Mu hurriedly shook the already sleepy little girl awake, if she missed it, the little girl would probably make trouble at home tomorrow.

"Ah, it's Sister Shen Meng. The little girl immediately stopped sleeping.

I have to say that the stage of the Spring Festival Gala is definitely the best indoor stage effect, there is no one, and every year's stage art is made with painstaking money.

The appearance of Shen Meng's three daughters also instantly attracted the attention of netizens, their performance on the stage of the King of Singers was really amazing, and many viewers really watched the live broadcast on the Internet because of them, and they were ready to turn off the live broadcast after their performances.

A very ancient prelude sounded, and the panoramic 3D screen of the stage appeared with scrolling ink characters, which really gave people the illusion of being submerged in the vast sea of Chinese characters.

"The bench is long

I want to tie it to the bench........."

However, what people didn't expect was that such an ancient prelude and stage effect changed the style of painting from the first sentence, and the first short lyrics were actually a tongue twister, and netizens were directly stupid.

"Damn, I must have been brainwashed to think this tongue twister sounds good. ”

"Me too (laughing and crying), this is too magical, isn't it?"

But there is something more magical, and the next rap makes netizens explode directly on the spot.

"Marilyn of London bought a cheongsam for her mother

Moscow's Vsky fell in love with beef gnocchi

Skin of all colors, hair of all colors

The words spoken in the mouth began to become popular

For many years, we have been practicing English pronunciation and grammar

In the past few years, they have curled their tongues to learn the changes that have been leveled up."

Not to mention netizens, the audience and actors who watched the scene were dumbfounded, what the hell is this? The most important thing is that it seems to be a combination of nonsense, it seems to sound quite smooth, and there is even an urge to sing and dance with the three girls on the stage?

"I can't stand it, I bet it must be a fake singing, they actually said it in more than ten seconds, no, it should have been 86 words. ”

"Uh, is there that many 86 words? I'll try, okay, definitely lip-synching. ”

Of course, these are just ridicule, everyone understands that none of them were really sung in the Spring Festival Gala, and Shen Meng's rap really shocked many viewers' jaws.

Shen Meng's fans also discovered a secret.

"Have you noticed that this song has a history? ”

"Where did it come from?"

"Shen Meng, they became popular from Creation 101, you should always know, right? At the beginning, when Li Mu was a mentor, didn't he say that Huaxia's rap had gone into a misunderstanding, and he even used tongue twisters as an analogy at that time. ”

"Wait, you mean, this is where the inspiration for this song comes from? Okay, you're right, I deliberately went back and watched it, and the songwriters were all Li Mu. ”

The performance on the stage continued, although the lip-syncing microphone was not turned on, but Shen Meng and the others did not lip-sync, but performed word by word according to the real singing.

"The whole world is learning Chinese

Confucius's words are becoming more and more international

The whole world speaks Chinese

What we say makes the world listen to it"

All the previous tongue twisters, rap or rap, in fact, are all for this sentence to pave the way, and the short four lyrics instantly ignited the enthusiasm of all the audience.

For the first time, an audience stood up and applauded when they watched the Spring Festival Gala, although the picture was only a flash and was quickly cut out.

The reaction of netizens can only be described as an explosion.

"Isn't this too burning? Let the world be obedient, I ......... Don't say anything, when the Spring Festival Gala is over, I want to vote for this song, if I don't win the first prize in the song and dance category, I will be the first to disagree. ”

Not to mention netizens, even Li Ping and Lao Wang couldn't help but pick up the teacup and touch it.

"Although this song is messy, the lyrics are very uplifting. ”

Li Mu secretly rolled his eyes, is this praising or scolding him? In fact, the outside world does not know that this lyric did not pass at all in the final review, it is said that a certain leader felt that this sentence was a bit too exposed, not in line with the modest values of the Chinese nation, and wanted Li Mu to change it.

Li Mu didn't think about it and refused directly, he couldn't fall in love, and then he couldn't help it, at Li Mu's insistence, the Spring Festival Gala withstood the pressure and used this lyrics, of course, the biggest reason is that Shen Meng's performance in the King of Singers Competition was too dazzling, and many netizens watched the Spring Festival Gala because of them.

Facts have proved that in the face of ratings, the leader's words are not irreversible, so this uplifting original lyrics appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and another time and space were directly changed beyond recognition, making it impossible to look at directly.

Li Ruilan, this girl, has been learning from Shen Meng's movements on the TV, not to mention, she really looks good, after Shen Meng's performance, the little girl begged Li Mu to call them.

Li Mu pointed to the TV and said: "It's not good to play again tomorrow, after they finish the performance, they will definitely continue to watch the performance on the spot, and you can't take your mobile phone with you." ”

"Ah~~" The little girl was disappointed, she now has a stomach to say to a few sisters, and finally waited for almost ten minutes, and the camera finally switched to Shen Meng and the figure they were watching the show, and the little girl gave up.

Flying back from South Korea, tired for a day, the two children quickly couldn't stay up and drowsy, Li Mu hugged his daughter, Wang Ziwen held his son and went back to the room to sleep, but the two old people are still insisting, this is also a tradition, every year on Chinese New Year's Eve vigil, the older generation still maintains such a tradition.

After a night without words, Li Mu habitually got up to prepare for a morning run, but he didn't expect He Chunxiang to be preparing breakfast early, and after asking, he learned that Lao Wang and Mrs. Wang had already returned to their hometown, and according to the custom, they were going out to pay New Year's greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year.

Fortunately, Li Ping has no relatives in Rongcheng, and those strange relatives in the countryside have not been in contact since they were exposed by Li Mu that time, and they don't have to run around.

When Li Mu came back from sweating, and just after taking a shower and changing his clothes, he heard a ghost crying wolf, and sure enough, when he entered the door, Li Ruilan was staring at Wang Ziwen with big eyes, and the little girl was getting up and refusing to put on clothes.

"Baba, Ma Ma beat me. The little girl looked at Li Mu as if she had seen a savior, and she jumped out of bed and threw herself into Li Mu's arms, and her mouth was deflated and she was not allowed to sue him.

Li Mu hurriedly comforted: "Yes, Ma Ma is so bad, where did you hit you?"

The little girl whispered, "Ass." ”

Wang Ziwen glared at Li Mu angrily: "If you don't come again, your daughter is going to turn the sky upside down, you can see for yourself, you can't get up after wetting the bed." ”

Li Mu couldn't help but smile and scratched the tip of the little girl's nose: "You are still a wicked person to sue first, my brother has no bedwetting, and you still wet the bed." ”

The little girl's face turned red, and she was embarrassed to bury her face in Li Mu's chest and rub it constantly, signaling him not to say any more, she also wanted to save face.

It was already half past eight in the morning to help the little girl take a shower again, and it was already half past eight in the morning when she got dressed, and the little girl was about to call Shen Meng again.

Helpless, Li Mu had no choice but to take out her mobile phone, and the little girl clicked on the address book very skillfully and entered Shen Meng's pinyin.

"Hey~~~"

Shen Meng was still in the capital, asleep, and was woken up by the ringing of the phone, and answered in a daze.

"Hey, who's that?" the tone was a little resentful.

The little girl was a little aggrieved and looked at Li Mu: "Baba, Sister Shen Meng doesn't know me anymore." ”

Shen Meng heard the voice of the little girl, woke up all of a sudden, and hurriedly comforted her, which made the little girl burst into tears and laughed, and chatted for a long time before hanging up the phone.

Then Huang Zilan and Liu Qinmei did not escape the little girl's phone harassment, especially Huang Zilan, she never answered, and the little girl kept calling, as if she was addicted to playing.

The third girl who was woken up by the little girl suddenly found that she couldn't sleep, and she thought in her heart that the next time they met, she must rub the little girl's face to relieve the hatred in her heart.

But soon they didn't have the heart to think about these messes, the agent soon knocked on the door, and arranged a series of itineraries for them, the queue was full, which was crazy, but after hearing the price, all the women nodded with satisfaction, sure enough, this Spring Festival Gala was not in vain.

But soon they got tired of singing, because every time they went to a commercial performance, they had to sing "Chinese", and after more than a dozen performances, they couldn't stand it, but unfortunately they had to sing this song when they were named.

And the comments on the Internet on this Spring Festival Gala also quickly occupied a large forum website, basically all of them were scolded, only two or three language programs were passed, in the midst of abuse, "Chinese dialect" can be regarded as a sudden emergence, and the number of people who like it is the majority.

Of course, there are also a lot of nitpicks, such as this song is very vulgar, rap doesn't know what to say at all, etc., and the most talked about is the problem of fake singing, and some netizens said that if the rap in the middle is really sung, they can't do it at all.

However, soon a video of Shen Meng and her commercial performance was uploaded to the Internet.......... It can only be said that the slap in the face came too quickly, and it always caught people off guard.

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