Chapter 50: The Tears of the Prince of Lies (2nd Update)
"Since you're happy with the deal, give me the Cosmic Rubik's Cube. Pen %Fun %Cabinet www.biquge.info "Coulson finally got a piece of good news today.
After many years of carrying out the mission, like today, from beginning to end, all the situations are out of control, which is unique, this kind of uncertainty, he is like a pins and needles, and he wants to end this extremely painful task immediately.
However, Coulson rejoiced too soon.
"Wait, I haven't finished yet, I'll take this million, but we still have to go through the final test, why don't we play a game, just like the story of the gold axe and the silver axe, I have two Rubik's cubes here, which one do you want?" Li Kang's hand turned, and the blue cube, which seemed to contain the entire universe inside, appeared in his other hand out of thin air.
"Of course I want the Cosmic Rubik's Cube!" Coulson said unhappily.
"So, which one do you think is the Rubik's Cube of the universe, you might as well choose one yourself. Li Kang held the plastic Rubik's Cube in his left hand and the Cosmic Rubik's Cube in the other hand.
Coulson suddenly felt so tired, in the face of this kind of opponent who does not play cards according to common sense, but you are helpless against him, this feeling is like being forced to the ground by Li Kang to rub his life, but as a mature seventh-level agent, Coulson quickly adjusted his mentality, since he couldn't resist, he had to follow Li Kang.
"Fitz, you go check and see which is the real Cosmic Rubik's Cube. Thinking of this, Coulson couldn't help but admire his leader Fury, the old leader was different, and he had long prevented Li Kang from playing tricks, so he specially brought Fitz over.
Fitz is a newly recruited scientist from S.H.I.E.L.D., who has a deep understanding of physics and engineering, and is a very trustworthy partner except for his somewhat nerdy personality.
“... Good. Fitz hesitated, and he gave Coulson a strange look, because it seemed to him that it was the cosmic Rubik's Cube.
But when he came out this time, Fury specially instructed Fiz to listen to Coulson in everything, even if it sounded ridiculous, he would not hesitate to carry it out.
On the cosmic Rubik's Cube, there is a very slight gamma-ray radiation, which can only be tested by the most sophisticated instruments, Fitz took a portable gamma-ray testing instrument and tested it on the two Rubik's Cubes, and finally he pointed to the Cosmic Rubik's Cube in Li Kang's right hand.
"This is the real Cosmic Rubik's Cube. Fitz said with great certainty.
"It's boring, I treat you as friends and want to play with you, but you use scientific instruments, this is cheating. Li Kang threw the Cosmic Cube to Coulson in annoyance.
Coulson took the Cosmic Cube with one hand and placed it in the sealed box that had been prepared long ago.
"It's a pleasure to work with, but I sincerely hope that this is the last time we'll see each other," Coulson breathed a sigh of relief, finally able to leave this ghost place, and pointed to the TV, "Then we won't disturb your appreciation of art, goodbye." ”
"It's so ruthless.... Wait," Li Kang called Coulson, "Your name is Coulson, right, I don't know why, I have a hunch, we will meet again soon, do you want to make a bet? ”
"Okay, that's a bet on you. Coulson said perfunctorily, beckoning Fitz to follow him, and the group turned to leave.
"I don't know how to close the door when I walk, a bunch of rude dogs with tails," Li Kang waved his hand, the door closed by itself, he suddenly turned to the air behind him and said, "This friend, are you still satisfied with my performance just now?"
"Papapa...."No matter how you look at the place where there is no one, there is a sudden sound of clapping, a puff of green smoke rises, and Loki with a magic wand suddenly appears, and this handsome prince of lies applauds Li Kang approvingly.
"Your performance is beyond my imagination, as a god of mischief, I appreciate your ability to play tricks, but the priceless artifact of the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, which is only sold for a small amount of money, makes me a little disappointed. Loki said evilly, he didn't need Li Kang's invitation, he went to the refrigerator and took out a can of beer, took a sip lightly, and then spit it out with a frown, "Uh... Do you mortals drink this kind of stuff that is worse than horse urine every day?"
"It's like you've drunk horse urine. Li Kang's left hand shook, and the plastic Rubik's Cube in his hand suddenly turned into a cosmic Rubik's Cube.
Loki was stunned, then laughed out loud.
"I'll just say, why did you hand over the Cosmic Cube so easily, but what kind of magic are you using, and why can't I see it?" asked Loki curiously.
"It's just some little illusions, plus a little magic tricks, they have science, but they still can't fight my tricks, Fury's thief doesn't show up, how can I give them the real Rubik's Cube, but I'm also curious, Prince Loki of Asgard, why did he come to me so leisurely, did he come to taste horse urine and watch me do tricks? I'm really a little flattered, it's better to be like this, I have a bottle of good old wine here, it just entered my belly last night, after a night of brewing, now whether it is the concentration or the temperature, it is just right, don't you want to taste it?" Although Li Kang didn't know Loki, he was very familiar with Norse mythology, and Loki was also a very famous evil god in the wizarding world, so he recognized Loki's identity at a glance.
"Mortal, I warn you, if you dare to speak disrespectfully to me, you will suffer consequences that you will never be able to bear!" Loki, as the god of pranks and stories, immediately understood that Li Kang was actually implying that Loki was only worthy of drinking his urine, so Loki was furious.
"Go scare the kids, I used to slap Dormammu, why don't you try it too?" Li Kang pushed back domineeringly, choking Loki speechless for a while.
Loki was speechless not because Li Kang was too arrogant, but because of the fact that Li Kang said, the man in front of him had indeed slapped the face of Dormammu, and since he was even afraid of Dormammu, he would naturally not be afraid of himself.
"My friend, we're just meeting for the first time, so there's no need to be so tense. Loki's tone softened, he was a very charismatic god, especially eloquence and wit, which no one in Asgard could match.
"My dearest friend, my dear Loki, if you had shown this attitude earlier, we would have been brothers a long time ago, did you come this time because of Thor?" Li Kang seemed to be inadvertently tempting, with his understanding of this pair of brothers who loved and killed each other, as long as Loki appeared in the place, eighty percent of them would have nothing to do with Thor.
There are rumors that in a small town in Nevada, a storm brought a magic hammer, even the strongest people, unable to lift it, Li Kang had suspected it before, that is the legendary Thor's hammer, and now seeing Loki appear, it confirmed his guess even more, but he didn't know what Loki's heart was holding.
"Oh, you said that my brother who was more stubborn than a donkey, he had disobeyed his father, was deprived of his godhead by his father, and was exiled to the earth, and his father fell into the most strange deep sleep, and my mother said that only the soil of Mephisto's hell, and the sap of the World Tree, could awaken my father, and I consulted with my brother, but he sank, and refused to take on the responsibilities of a prince, and was willing to be a mortal man in the world, and I felt extremely sad. Loki said, shedding two lines of tears of grievance.
How much of the Lie's tears are true?
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