"Water...... What amphibious flies......? Peer...... Do you understand?"

Hua Xiruo almost blurted out a water-based Yang Hua, but now she forcibly changed, her little face turned red, and she looked at Ao Wei and asked, "According to your understanding, then don't you also follow ...... It's also amphibious and flying!"

"I am, I'm flying with Brother Shan! So I've been with Brother Mountain all my life, and I don't want to marry again......! What do you call sharing a bed?" Ao Wei said solemnly, and the last word seemed to be indescribable and couldn't help but buckle her head, very uncomfortable.

"Same bed, different dreams!" This time, Hua Xiruo looked at Ao Wei's uncomfortable appearance, and actually said in a ghostly manner, and couldn't help but be depressed after speaking,

"Yes, yes, in the same bed, different dreams...... Sister Xiruo, you are really knowledgeable! Sister Xiruo must know what Yang Hua is called when she falls into the water, and she doesn't tell me......" Ao Wei looked at Hua Xiruo and said admiringly.

"Water-based poplar!" The old bald man who had just woken up suddenly couldn't help but answer.

"Call you more mouthful, tell you more mouth......" Hua Xiruo was depressed by Ao Wei's pretending to be stupid, and this time she found an outlet, and broke a branch to beat the old bald head into a "snap".

It's really the villain who dies because of too much talk, and his suffering comes from his mouth.

What if Hua Xi didn't take Ao Wei well, but she didn't show any mercy to the old bald head, and a branch was used by her with the power of an iron rod.

"Ouch, auntie, stop fighting, I'm shaking my pants are going to fall off, shaking pants are going to fall off......" The old bald head had just come to his senses, and couldn't help but take the book halfway, but as soon as the words came out, he knew that it was bad, and quickly begged for mercy scoundrelly.

"Bah-"

Hua Xiruo threw the branch, turned around and left.

Golden opportunity!

Good boy, you're right next to you!

Fight with my old man! A few melon skins are still a little tender!

The old bald head just woke up and his first reaction was not to run away, but to eat a meal of fried meat with branches, and at this time, he got the opportunity to grab the little bald head, jumped up, and jumped high and high.

Hua Xiruo and Ao Wei were about to chase after her, but Zhou Zhoushan hurriedly stopped them and said with a smile: "He jumped too high!"

Hua Xiruo and Ao Wei said in unison: "What do you mean?

"Jump high, fall ......"

"Bang-"

"Ouch! which turtle son threw Lao Tzu ......"

“…… It hurts!" The old and young fell to the ground with their bald heads, and it was only after Zhou Shan's words were finished.

The old bald head jumped high, so the fall hurt a lot.

The little bald head was also thrown far away by him, and this scolding came out of the little bald head, he was originally stunned by Zhou Zhoushan, and now he was woken up by the pain again.

The old bald Yuan Ying was entangled in the Yin and Yang Stranded Thread of Zhou Zhou Mountain, and Hua Xi was like a tree branch whipping, and the remaining true yuan in his meridians had been used up, as if the water from the source had been cut off, only the strength that jumped up.

"Tell you to jump high, now it hurts!" Ao Wei clapped her hands and laughed.

Hua Xiruo also smiled gloatingly.

"Ouch--Mom! Nan no Amitabha-" The old bald head threw himself on the ground, his face unloved.

"Bah, bah, bah...... Master, why are you throwing me?" The little bald head landed on the ground, spit out the mud and sand in his mouth for a long time, and looked at the old bald head with resentment.

"Ouch, you little king and eight calves, I didn't want to save you, I hurt your master and me, and I didn't come to help me up......" The old bald man screamed again and again.

"Master, I can't move!" said the little bald head with great difficulty, getting up a few times, and said helplessly.

"Yo he, I really can't get up, do you want me to help you?" Zhou Yishan smiled.

"No, no, no...... Uncle, you are uncle, why am I embarrassed to let you help?"

"Master, why do you get up, I'm about to act to save you from escaping? The little bald head exclaimed.

"Run, run...... You have said it, let this wise and heroic and generous uncle know, and he has escaped the fart!"

"It's okay! It's okay, I can pretend I can't hear it, you guys slowly discussed and ran, I promise not to chase!!" Zhou Yishan said with a smile.

"Master, the handsome man said he couldn't hear it, why don't we run?" asked the little bald head with an innocent face.

"Butt butt ...... I think I'm so wise and martial that I actually raised such a stupid apprentice as you, run, you run and show me!" The old bald man said angrily.

"The acting skills are too bad, don't act again, you better put on your clothes!" Zhou Yishan threw the clothes of the two of them over and said, "Although your white skin is very good, but there is too much fat, you still have to pay attention to your image in front of the lady!"

The bald head of the old and young who had always looked like a scoundrel turned surprisingly red, and he quickly put on his clothes.

"That...... That one...... Uncle...... I'm sorry!" the old bald man muttered.

People really have to put on their clothes to be ashamed!

From an evolutionary point of view, the ability to make and use tools is a sign of an animal's evolution into a human.

This is actually wrong, and the real sign of the evolution of animals into humans is that animals began to wear skirts made of bark and leaves.

Shame is the real person.

Of course, some people will say what a face is, and if you want a face, you will starve.

But be careful not to be ashamed is not the same as not to be ashamed, Zhou Yishan can sometimes do extremely shameless things, but he can never do things that are shameless.

The old bald head told forgiveness, whether it was sincere or false, Zhou Yishan didn't want to pursue it, so he smiled indifferently and said: "There's nothing to be sorry for, your mouth is cheap, our hands are cheap, you are just like this now because the cheap mouth can never compare to the cheap hand!"

"The uncle is far-sighted, and the words he says are high-level, subtle and profound, which is really thought-provoking!" The old bald head clapped his hands.

"Big ...... Big...... Uncle's insight! The face of the little bald head is obviously not as thick as that of the old bald head, and every sycophant is stammered.

In fact, it is indeed a high opinion, in the court, the mouth can be cheap, but in the rivers and lakes, it can only be the world of the cheap.

Jianghu is a place that pays attention to strength, and it relies on fists to speak.

Zhou Zhoushan smiled and said: "Hehe! No need to pat yourself on the back, you better introduce yourself! I believe you have also discovered the abnormality of the Yuan Infant now, if you can't help it, just think of a way to let me help you lift it! Of course, it's okay if you don't cancel it, maybe it will disappear naturally!"

The little bald head hurriedly ran to the old bald head and whispered: "Master! We can't solve it ourselves! What should we do? Kowtow and beg for mercy?"

The old bald head was angry, and slapped the little bald head twice, and scolded: "You are really stupid, you have said everything, where do we still have room for bargaining, in this case, you have to pretend that it doesn't matter, so that the opponent can't figure out your reality!"

"Oh, you have to pretend that you don't care! Master, you said it earlier!" The little bald head looked clear, turned his head to look at Zhou Zhoushan and said indifferently, "What do you want? It doesn't matter if you release the control or not!"

What kind of strange apprentice is this! I guess the old bald head is going to be angry, right?

Ao Wei sprayed directly.

The flowers are pouting.

It's normal just now! Why are you so stupid and cute now?

Zhou Yishan frowned slightly.

The helplessness on the face of the old bald head was about to fall to the ground and turn into thousands of miles of yellow sand, and he looked at Zhou Zhoushan and said sadly: "Old man...... Husband...... There is no desire, there is no master, that is my inferior lawless......"

No desire, no hair, no law......

It's really lawless!

Ao Wei and Hua Xi looked at each other and smiled.

Wasn't it still called Huanximen just now? After a while, the name has changed?

Zhou Yishan frowned, but did not ask the doubts in his heart.

Anyway, it doesn't matter, the weird sea will go anyway, if the two bald heads are here to find out the news, they can just pass the news through their mouths - I am still alive and here, so that those who are preparing or are making a move on Tianfu Drinkers and others have some scruples.

Of course, it will also make the other party more prepared, but it doesn't matter, no matter how good it is?

"Master, look, I said a long time ago that I would change my name, but if you don't agree, you see, it's really a joke!" The little bald head yelled.