"You ......"

Yao's Youth League Committee bent his mouth and made a final threat: "I'm going to tell grandma to go." Favorite┏┛"

"Go, go, go out, turn right, you can take a taxi there. ”

Fang Yu shrugged his shoulders, leaned back on the sofa, and continued to play with his phone.

He hadn't been in contact with children before, but he had seen a lot of jokes on the Internet, and he always adhered to one idea.

How to cure a child who is naughty and not well-behaved?

Correct solution.

Just give a beating.

It's a pity that it's not my own child, so I can't do it.

So Fang Yu switched to this method to help Xiao Nizi forcibly treat.

If you don't educate you well, you will never know why the flowers are so red.

After a while, Yao Tuantuan found that she was angry that Fang Yu had no eggs, gave up her disguise, and sat on another small sofa angrily

Fang Yu's eyes slanted, he was finally honest?

A closer look revealed that she was looking at him angrily.

Yo, this little guy is quite vindictive.

Looking at her like this, she is planning how to retaliate.

Duan Xin and Lin Xi are two daughters, one is too busy with work to take a break, and the other has just gone abroad some time ago and is not in Thailand.

It saved him his idle time and parried them.

To be reasonable, if it weren't for the feelings of Fang's father and mother, Fang Yu would not have bothered to pay attention to those two girls.

He did recognize Fang's father and mother, and it was precisely because of this that Fang Yu didn't want them to be unhappy.

Including dealing with this little.

He sat up from the couch, looked at Namiko, and asked, "Do you want ice cream?"

Yao Tuantuan blinked, a little hesitant.

She remembered what happened just now very clearly, and Fang Yu's trustworthiness in her heart was quite low.

Finally shook his head: "I don't want to." ”

"Oh, that's a pity. ”

Fang Yu stood up, took out a real stick from the refrigerator, and tore the wrapping paper.

These are what Fang's mother put in the refrigerator, and she likes to eat them when she comes over on weekdays.

Yao Tuantuan: "......"

Looking at Fang Yu's movements, Yao Tuantuan was stunned, and his eyes were about to cry.

"Negative sentiment from Yao Tuan Tuan is worth 999......"

The key child also wants to save face, just said that he didn't want to eat, and now he can't change his words immediately, so he can only sit there and watch.

Truth be told, he didn't have much ill will towards this little girl.

At first, she gets angry because she wakes herself up.

Later, I felt that as a child, I should be like a child.

The bear child of the tiger is still coming with him?

I'm afraid you're not out of your mind.

Fang Yu is not really perverted in the end, the lesson is enough, so he naturally has to give some sweetness.

Shoved an ice cream in her hand and lifted her chin to let her eat.

Yao Tuantuan's eyes were red, and she was so aggrieved that she cried, but she had an ice cream in her hand, and she didn't know whether she should cry or laugh, which made her emotions very complicated.

"Negative sentiment from Yao Tuan Tuan is worth 999......"

Fang Yu chewed a real stick in his mouth while looking out of the balcony with great interest, feeling happy in his heart.

I have to say that the negative emotional value provided by this little girl's film is more, 999 at a time

In just a few minutes, he contributed nearly 3,000 negative emotions to him.

It's just too strong to be good.

Tsk, if you miss this, I'm sorry for his nickname of Daewoo, a straight man of steel.

Anyway, he stayed at home and was idle.

I was planning in my heart, how to get ...... from this little girl Phew, to be precise, it should be to help this little girl correct her bad habits.

Create a better life.

Build a harmonious home.

It starts with you and me.

Fang Yu found that he was really a great person.

……

Maybe the method he used before worked, or maybe he successfully bought the little girl with ice cream, and in short, she behaved fairly well for the next few hours.

At least it didn't cause him any trouble.

Fang Yu had a rough guess in his heart.

According to the rating of the system, most people are divided into three states.

Happy, calm, unhappy.

When a person is unhappy, there is a high chance that negative emotions will appear.

According to the level of unhappiness, it is divided into various values.

The emotions of children are relatively simple.

There are only two values.

A 0, a 999

As soon as the child is unhappy, the negative sentiment value will immediately rise to 999 points.

Tried and tested.

Fang Yu was playful, teasing her from time to time, and the negative emotions he got from her made more money than posting poisonous chicken soup on the Internet.

"Thank you, Mom. ”

"Thank you to Lao Yao next door. ”

"Thank you Mango TV. ”

In Fang Yu's view, Yao Tuantuan is like a bonanza rich in negative sentiment value, and the playability is extremely high.

……

Fang Yu glanced at Yao Tuantuan and found that she was sitting on the sofa, watching the cartoon with relish.

casually picked up the remote control beside her, switched the channel, and said with a heartfelt voice: "Children don't watch cartoons, watch more spy movies, which is helpful for physical and mental health." ”

Yao Tuantuan, who looked confused: "......"

God's special children watch spy movies.

You're poisonous, I won't recruit you anymore, you're still coming!

"Fang Yu, you return my remote control!"

Probably because he was too angry in his heart, Yao Tuantuan's entire little face was about to wrinkle.

……

In the afternoon, I just messed around with Yao Tuantuan for a while, earning nearly 10,000 negative emotional points.

Tut-tut, I have to say, this is more effective than posting chicken soup on the Internet.

This afternoon's business is not a loss.

……

At six o'clock, Fang Mu finally returned.

She carried two large bags of vegetables in her hand.

"Grandma. ”

As soon as he saw Fang's mother, Yao Tuantuan threw himself on her waist like crazy as if he had seen a savior.

"Eh, Tuantuan, what's wrong?"

Fang's mother looked at Xiao Nizi suspiciously, not knowing why.

Fang Yu said with a smile: "I guess I miss you." ”

"No, it is. ”

Yao Tuantuan held back a lot of words in his heart, and he couldn't speak for a while, and when he heard Fang Yu say this, his face suddenly turned red with anxiety: "He...... He ......"

Fang's mother pretended to be angry and said: "Tuan Tuan, you don't want grandma, grandma is going to be angry." ”

"Yes, no, yes. ”

Hearing this, Yao Tuantuan became even more anxious.

"It's Fang Yu!"

Yao Tuantuan was angry and stretched out his hand to Fang Yu, as if he wanted to sue Fang's mother.

Fang Mu looked at Fang Yu suspiciously.

"Forehead ......"

Fang Yu shrugged innocently: "It's nothing, I said that I am twelve years old this year, and she just doesn't believe it." ”

Yao Tuantuan's eyes widened when he heard this.

There is such a shameless adult in the world...... This is completely different from what Ma Ma said.

"Okay, you can play with your uncle, grandma will go and cook. ”

Fang's mother still believed in her son's character very much, and she didn't suspect anything else, so she walked to the kitchen with the dishes.

“……”

Yao Tuantuan watched Fang's mother leave, looked back at Fang Yu, and actually winked at her after seeing him show a harmless smile.

Involuntarily took a step back.

This man is the devil!

It's dangerous out there......

Mama, I want to go home!

"Negative sentiment from Yao Tuan Tuan is worth 999......"