Text 0203 You go to the heart, I go to the kidneys
"Hmm~"
Feng Momo bent her waist and woke up from a big bed, the sky outside the supermarket window was already bright, and the four rows of shelves surrounded the big bed like a small house, leaving only a very narrow entrance and exit, ensuring privacy and a sense of security, but her little face was full of disappointment.
She lifted the thin blanket on her body and quickly jumped out of bed, she was wearing a very tempting white nightdress, the translucent material could show her good figure at a glance, but as soon as she stretched her head out, she happened to see Yang Yiru also walking out of the opposite shelf, wearing a sexier and more exaggerated dress than her.
"Look at the, keep the empty room alone like you......"
Yang Yiru rolled her eyes in disappointment, but the two girls seemed to be a little unwilling, and walked outside to take a look, who knew that Xia Buer was sitting alone by the floor-to-ceiling window, holding a corpse claw spear in his hand, carrying a shotgun on his back, staring at the road outside the window and not moving, and the cigarette in his mouth had been hung with ash for a long time.
"It's so handsome! it's so manly......"
Yang Yiru was full of peach blossoms like a on her face, and complained: "I've seen all kinds of handsome guys, but none of them can compare to him, as long as he gets close to me, I can't help but flood, but why didn't he come to ask me, he doesn't have a physiological need, I have a spring dream all night!"
"This man is not the same as he ......"
Feng Momo leaned on the pillar and looked at Xia Buer deeply, and said: "He is full of aggression like a lone wolf on the outside, but I think his heart is very soft, he is very good to the children, and although he scolds me every day, his first reaction when something happens is to protect me, not as ruthless as his appearance at all!"
"What's the use of all this, we'll have to find a way to get him to bed......"
Yang Yiru clenched his fists and said: "Only by conquering a man's ** can he conquer his heart, now there are more wolves and less meat, those children are not vegetarians, and a few of them are still putting on makeup in the middle of the night, the two of us must abandon the previous suspicion of combining two swords, otherwise we won't even be able to drink the soup!"
"Come on, you don't understand his ......."
Feng Momo said disdainfully: "You haven't understood the empty bed that has been warmed all night, he is just a mouthful but not real, if you want to get him to bed, you have to have feelings with him, but I'm really curious, what kind of woman lives in his heart?"
"Let's go both ways, you go to the heart and I go to the kidneys, I don't believe in sleep or accept him......"
Yang Yiru held up a pair of fake coconuts on her chest hard, and ran back to change her clothes and makeup with great energy, while Feng Momo continued to watch Xia Buer silently, and soon a few little children ran to him to play, and the cold color on Xia Buer's face melted in an instant, and he took the initiative to stand up and lead the children to play.
"Let's have breakfast, let's have breakfast, it's a fragrant breakfast......"
A chef with a bee waist and a big ass suddenly shouted, Feng Momo fixed his eyes and saw that it was actually the dignified deputy mayor of Chang, she still had the bruises on her face that were beaten last night, but Yongrong's luxurious outfit had been canceled, wearing a plain T-shirt with jeans, looking like an ordinary housewife.
"You're very fat, who let you in......"
Xia Buer let go of the two children and walked over, Chang Guiling hurriedly took two steps back, grabbed the corner of her clothes a little nervously and said, "I...... I begged my sister to let me in, but I came to bring you breakfast, and I cooked a lot of things on it for you to eat, and I will do your laundry and cook later...... I've got it all!"
"What's the matter? You mayor don't want to be a nanny......
Xia Buer sneered and walked to the table, and sure enough, there was a table full of food on it, Chang Guiling hurriedly followed and said pitifully: "I'm willing to be a nanny, let you do it, no, no! It's you who let me do anything, please don't let me go up, it's full of dead people, I'm so scared, I haven't slept all night!"
"Let's all come over and try the breakfast made by our mayor Changda......"
Xia Buer sat on the chair and knocked on the table, and the sisters-in-law and daughters-in-law quickly gathered around, in addition to the seven and a half old children, there were twelve children, and there were nearly thirty children if they were counted, but Xia Buer assigned them jobs last night, and several women were carrying cold weapons in their hands.
"She won't poison it, let her eat it herself...... first"
Feng Momo looked at Chang Guiling with cold eyebrows, Chang Guiling hurriedly stepped forward to taste the food one by one, but Yang Jiantao rubbed his hands and said with a wicked smile: "The breakfast made by the mayor himself, I can eat more today, maybe I can be the mayor in the future!"
"You can do it tonight if you want to......"
Chang Guiling hurriedly brought him a bowl of preserved egg and lean porridge, not only did she not care about his ridicule, but she couldn't wait to cater to him, this sentence simply made Yang Jiantao's heart bloom, although Chang Guiling is already a middle-aged woman, but her identity is really mouthwatering.
Gao Zhibo also sat down and said, "Boss, you are a deputy mayor, how can you be reduced to staying with the survivors, don't you leaders have special treatment?"
"Alas~ don't mention it! I didn't run away and have been arrested a long time ago......"
Chang Guiling sighed and said: "Let me tell you the truth, my backer was knocked down, I have been his mistress for fifteen years, the Commission for Discipline Inspection will definitely not let me go, I was originally going to flee abroad, but the people of the Commission for Discipline Inspection intercepted me halfway, and then we fled here together!"
"Damn, so you're a fallen mayor, so you're still pretending to be ......."
Yang Jiantao put down his rice bowl angrily, and suddenly became tasteless, Chang Guiling was ashamed and embarrassed to speak, but Xia Buer lit a cigarette, looked around at everyone and said, "Everyone, let's talk about how you feel about patrolling and sentry, is there anyone peeing their pants?"
"Hahaha......"
The women immediately covered their mouths and laughed, Gao Zhibo directly pointed at a woman in her thirties, and laughed loudly: "She had a urine collapse last night, and when she moved the body, she urinated all the way, and Yang Jiantao slipped in the back and fell directly into her urine!"
"Go! I didn't scare you by the dead, can I pee if you don't blow on my neck......"
The woman punched him with a red face, and then puffed up her chest and said proudly: "I patrolled alone in the early morning, and I was much bolder after carrying the corpses, and there is nothing to be afraid of finding living corpses, just treat them as crazy, and besides, we are not even afraid of the living, why should we be afraid of piling up dead people!"
"Yes, it's all thanks to the little second brother......
A young woman also put down her daughter, raised her little fist and said: "At first, when the little second brother forced me to move the body, I really felt that he was inhumane, and he forced us women to do this kind of thing, but when it was my turn to sentry, I found out, I turned around a few times and was not afraid, the little second brother is really for our good!"
"Who do you think can be relied on but yourself......"
Xia Buer stood up and walked behind Feng Momo, pressed her and Yang Yiru's shoulders and said: "When others are facing fear, the two of you are actually showing off coquettishness, may I ask your brains, both husbands and wives are flying separately when disaster is coming, not to mention that we are not even husband and wife, even if we become friends, what can we change?"
"I'm ......"
The two little ladies were speechless, but Xia Buer pointed to a few little young women opposite, and said coldly: "You guys too, you think you can be protected by warming the bed, please wake up, no one here will take their lives to protect you except yourself!"
"That's it, what is it to get a good night's sleep these days, how can there be such a cheap thing......"
Gao Zhibo also shook his head and looked helpless, Xia Buer also continued: "You all think that there will be a helicopter coming, but if the helicopter doesn't come, I'm not afraid to tell you that the helicopter that crashed yesterday is already the third, and it is likely that there will never be a helicopter in the future!"
"What? it's the third one......
Everyone opened their mouths wide in shock, and Xia Buer looked around at them and said, "Everyone, prepare for the worst, if you want to get out of here alive, you can only rely on your own ability, I can't protect so many of you, especially your children, understand?"
"But what are we capable of, it's already good that we dare to carry corpses......"
A mature woman looked at him anxiously, and the other women also nodded again and again, but Xia Buer shook his head and said: "There are many very outstanding female warriors in this world, are they born, where do they get the ability if they don't train, of course! You can also stay here and wait for death, maybe you can be saved in a certain year and month!"
A group of women all bit their red lips and stared at each other, the word female warrior was too far away for them, but a short-haired mother suddenly stood up, clasped her son's small hand and said, "I am willing to be trained, if the helicopter can't come, I will send my son out with my own hands!"
A young woman also stood up and said: "I am also willing, no matter whether the helicopter will come or not, it is always good for me to learn more skills, now we can no longer be housewives in this world, we will protect our own children!"
"I'm willing to ...... too"
Almost all of the remaining women stood up one after another, only Chang Guiling opened her mouth in horror, but Xia Buer praised it: "Good job! From today onwards, I will take you to a theory class, teach you how to dodge the living corpses, how to kill the living corpses, if the helicopter does not come in three days, we will start to play with our lives!"
"I can also teach you how to pick locks and steal cars, and I'm also an expert at surviving in the wild......"
Yang Jiantao jumped up with great interest, and Gao Zhibo had no choice but to get up and smile bitterly: "I don't have any special skills, but I have three years of fitness experience, I'll take you to do physical training, let's learn from each other and grow each other, I hope that one day you can all become qualified female warriors!"
"Sisters, come up with a name for our Girl Army......
A group of little ladies also came to the end, and immediately chattered and discussed, but while chatting, they deviated to cosmetics, and the three big men were full of black lines, Gao Zhibo was even more depressed: "I think it's better to forget it, let them kill the living corpse is to send them to death!"
"Their lives are theirs, and their children are theirs, as long as we have a clear conscience......"
Xia Buer hugged his arms and shook his head expressionlessly, followed by him and sneered: "You can watch it, when the training starts, you can't help them, they will soon forget about cosmetics and brand-name bags, and even forget that they are women!"