"You stand on the boat and look at the scenery, and the people watching the scenery look at you from the shore......"

Shangguan Mingxin repeated these words gently, and looked at Yang Tang with bright eyes.

Not only her, but even Xia E was surprised: "Brother Yang, is this sentence you just said a modern poem?"

Yang Tang glanced at Duan Yibin and found that he had a good look on his face, and replied hesitantly: "... Be. ”

"Just two sentences?" Xia E asked.

Yang Tang hesitated again and said, "I'll just come up with these two sentences for the time being." ”

"Hmph, you're lying!" Xia E pouted.

"Where did I deceive someone?" Yang Tang asked.

"You didn't dare to look me in the eye when you answered just now, isn't it a lie?" Xia E said confidently.

Yang Tang rolled his eyes, raised his hand on Duan Yibin's shoulder, and his head fell down instantly, looking very depressed. But Duan Yibin, who has slept with Yang Tang High School for three years, understands that Yang Tang has handed over the scene to him.

After hesitating for half a second, Duan Yibin finally spoke: "Girl, okay, I know you like poetry, but you don't know it, poetry is all things that are made by clever hands, if you can't rush it, let's go and see what delicious food is on the boat at night!"

Shangguan Mingxin followed behind Xia E, and when she passed by Yang Tang, she glanced at Yang Tang and whispered: "I didn't expect you to be able to write modern poems, and consciously and voluntarily complete the poem just now, I don't have to talk about you!"

Yang Tang continued to roll his eyes in response. He forgot to sign up for the "Flower Appreciation Poetry Contest" online with Shangguan Mingxin, what level of lyrics does he realistically fill in, Shangguan Mingxin is clear!

When they went to the restaurant to inquire around, and then walked up to the deck, they found that there was basically no one on the deck except for two or three kittens who were waving to relatives and friends who came to see them off on the shore.

To be honest, the Victoria is too big, although it can't compare to an ocean cruise ship, and it can't compare to the Titanic, but its size in the inland river is equivalent to the Titanic of the inland waterway (not the result of the boat, here only refers to the head), so as long as there are more people on the deck, or there are more people on the shore, this beckoning to relatives and friends is also a meaning, just a formality, it is estimated that there are few people who can really see people's faces clearly, and they have to take a telescope. What? Tell from the clothes? Pull it down, they are all working people, everyone wears clothes even if they don't collide with the shirt, the style is similar, and you can tell who is who? What's more, the person next to you is wearing a genuine Burberry shirt, and in the sun, it is not as bright as the stall on your body that is less than 50 yuan!

Therefore, there are a few who wave goodbye to the people on the deck, or most of them are independent enough to get on the ship without asking for anyone to send them off, or because of the weather, after all, it is the beginning of July, it is summer, and the fog is foggy, and in the summer there is another nickname that the whole country is familiar with - one of the three major furnaces! Of course, there are also called four major stoves, but regardless of whether it is three major furnaces or four major furnaces, there is always a place where the fog is indispensable, and in summer, the basin is too slow to dissipate heat, stuffy and hot, and the heat is not enough, but in the period when there is no air conditioning, it can make the half-old child cry all night.

When Yang Tang and the four of them saw that there was no one on the deck to join in the fun, and it was so hot that it was almost smoking, they immediately retracted into the cabin. Of course, because it is a luxury cruise ship, there are bars, chess and card rooms, mini theaters, swimming pools and other places on board for entertainment, so Yang Tang and they are not worried about having nowhere to go.

A short time later, the cruise ship lifted anchor and set sail.

Someone poked their heads out of each cabin on the ship to applaud warmly to congratulate the cruise ship on its opening, and for a while, the entire cruise ship was enveloped in cheers.

For almost two minutes, there was a murmur in his ears, and Shangguan Mingxin had an irritable look on her face, but she never complained. Xia E was on a luxury cruise for the first time, and she couldn't understand why the other people were cheering, so she looked confused.

Seeing this, Duan Yibin hurriedly explained to her: "Girl, how did you feel when you took the bus for the first time?"

Xia E recalled carefully, and finally held back one word for a long time: "Dizzy!" She was motion sick, except that she didn't feel a little excited when she got in the car, and then vomited so much that it was called earth-shattering, gongs and drums were noisy, and firecrackers were roaring...... It's off.

"Dizzy?" Duan Yibin, who was trying to enlighten her, almost didn't get there, and Shangguan Mingxin almost burst out laughing. Yang Tang also said, "Girl, didn't you feel anything else when you took the bus for the first time, such as happiness, excitement or something?"

Xia E bowed slightly: "I was a little happy at the time, but why should I be excited?"

"Flutter!"

Fortunately, Shangguan Mingxin didn't drink water or eat anything, otherwise I am afraid that I would choke enough this time.

Yang Tang couldn't stand it anymore, and directly fooled Xia E and said: "Those people cheering are driving away water ghosts, so that we can be safe all the way down the water." ”

"Huh?" Xia E was taken aback by this, "Then why didn't we cheer just now?"

Yang Tang said with a straight face: "I have already cheered silently in my heart, I don't believe you asked her." As he spoke, he pointed to Shangguan Mingxin next to him.

Shangguan Mingxin hurriedly nodded: "Yes, we are used to praying in our hearts!"

Xia E's body trembled slightly when she heard this, looked at Duan Yibin and said, "Brother Binzi, what about you?"

"I ......"

Duan Yibin looked at Yang Tang and hesitated for a moment between lying and not lying to deceive Xia E.

At this time, Yang Tang whispered to him: "You just say that you didn't pray or end it, and then pray with Erya, how romantic! Anyway, Erya has been favored by Aunt Duan, if you refuse or accept it, you have to make up your mind early, otherwise you want to make trouble with Aunt Duan, I won't agree!"

I have to say that although Yang Tang has not officially recognized Duan's mother as his mother, his affection has reached that point. As for what Yang Tang said, Duan Yibin himself knows it, and his perception of Xia E is quite good, although Erya doesn't know much about new things in big cities, but ignorance is much better than those city girls who know everything, right?

You know, the more you know, the more you think, the more complicated your mind is, and you think about it stubble after stubble, today I feel that two people are in love and love together, but the next day I feel that it is good to live in a big house in a BMW, so men and women in love in the city are the most likely to make awkward and break up, which is actually caused by thinking too much and too much.

"Brother Binzi......" Xia E called out again.

Duan Yibin had already figured it out at this time, and said with a smirk: "Hehe, in fact, I didn't pray, why don't I pray with you?"

"Okay!" said the two of them, and they went to the window together.

Seeing this, Shangguan Mingxin couldn't help but complain: "You will fool ......"

Yang Tang didn't admit it at all: "Where did I fool?"

"You dare to say that you didn't?" Shangguan Mingxin glared, "Don't talk about it just now, just say that your two modern poems before have hooked me until now...... You'd better be honest, what about the rest of the verse?"

"I haven't thought about it yet, what will I explain!" Yang Tang refused to admit it.

Shangguan Mingxin rolled his eyes and said, "You just coax me!"

"I didn't coax you, I really didn't coax you......"

"Then why don't you dare look me in the eye?"

Well, that's it again.

Yang Tang: "......"

Fortunately, at this time, Duan Yibin and Xia E turned back, and Yang Tang took the opportunity to divert the topic and said: "There is still a period of time before dinner, why don't we go to the bar hall and sit down?"

Hearing the word "swimming", Duan Yibin changed color slightly and said: "Let's go to the bar and sit, you can swim at any time." ”

"But it's so hot, I still want to go swimming!" Shangguan Mingxin said in a countertone.

Duan Yibin rarely argued: "Isn't this whole cabin central air conditioned, and it's still hot?"

Shangguan Mingxin said back: "That can't stand it, it's hot!"

"Hot?" Yang Tang said strangely.

"Isn't there a saying that the heart is calm and naturally cool, my heart is hot, so it's hot!" Shangguan Mingxin gave a crooked reason.

Yang Tang: "......"

Duan Yibin: "......"

Xia E looked at Duan Yibin with strange eyes, and said after a while: "Brother Binzi, after so many years, you haven't learned to swim yet, I'll teach you!" You know, Xia E's village is built on the river, and if the baby in the village can't swim, it's a joke.

But Duan Yibin, who was depressed at this time, finally found that it was not good for people to be too simple, and he would tell the truth, Xia E was.

Yang Tang was slightly stunned, and immediately laughed: "Whahahaha...... Student Duan, no wonder in the summer vacation of the first and second years of high school, we made an appointment to go to Sanya in the dormitory, but you didn't go, saying that you didn't have any money, but we said that we wanted to make up money for you, but you still didn't go, the problem of daring to love is here!" After a pause, he said: "It's also Ha, Sanya is on the seaside, and when you get there on a hot day, you must go into the water, this time, aren't your landlubbers exposed?"

When Duan Yibin heard this, his face, which was still white, was as black as the bottom of the pot. Xia E also saw that she was in trouble at this time, and her voice was like a mosquito, and she said, "I'm sorry, Brother Binzi!"

"It's none of your business......"

Duan Yibin waved his hand at Xia E generously, but when he turned around and saw Yang Tang's playful face, his expression became embarrassed again.

"Oh Binzi, don't be upset, in fact, before the second year of junior high school, I was also a landlubber, but my father forced me to go down to the Hexi River in my hometown, and gave me a demonstration at the sand bar by the stream, and since then, I am not afraid of water, and then I gradually learned to swim. ”

"Shabazi?" There are several suburban counties in Wudu, and the accent of each suburban county is different, so Duan Yibin, who is also from Wudu, can't understand some dialects of Yang Tang's hometown, "What kind of demonstration did Qiye (godfather, see 265 for details) give you?"

Yang Tang explained: "The so-called sand bars are the shallows on both sides of the river ditch, not to mention the gentle terrain, and the bottom is full of fine river sand of good quality instead of silt, so this kind of water is a natural bathing area, which is most suitable for swimming in hot water." As for the demonstration, it's very simple, my dad exhaled all the breath in his chest and abdomen, and then sank into the water motionless on all fours and let his body float, and I was surprised to find that my dad also had a skull cap protruding from the water, in other words, just like my dad said, the average specific gravity of the human body is slightly lighter than that of fresh water, and sea water is even more so, so if you go to Sanya, you should be able to learn to swim quickly......"

"Bullshit!" Duan Yibin complained, "If I had gone to Sanya back then, it would have been almost like being choked to death by you!"

"How could it be..."

"Why not?" Duan Yibin said, "When you were planning to go to Sanya, you didn't tell me that Qi Ye had given you a demonstration or something, that is to say, you were holding back my bad feelings at the time!"

Yang Tang was a little speechless, he did have the intention of watching jokes at that time, after all, at that time, his relationship with Duan Yibin was not as iron as it is now, and his brothers all knew the accounts, not to mention a classmate who was not an iron buddy?

"At this time and then, it was that time, and now you should be willing to go swimming, right?" Yang Tang said, "Besides, even if you can't swim, there are still swimming rings!"

Duan Yibin rolled his eyes and said, "I'm a big man, with a swimming ring on my body!?"

"If you don't put on a swimming ring, you won't sink if you hold it with one hand...... Besides, I've inquired a long time ago, the pool on the boat is two deep, one meter two and one meter five, respectively for children and adults, but you can mix bathing, it's really not good, you enter the pool of one meter two, don't you ......"

"Stop!" Duan Yibin blatantly interrupted Yang Tang's introduction, and said righteously: "If I decide to go, I will definitely enter the pool of one meter five, how can I be one meter two?"

"Flutter!" Shangguan Mingxin, who had been pondering and watching jokes, finally burst into joy.

Xia E said: "Brother Binzi, if you can't swim, don't be strong, okay, I'll accompany you to the next meter and two pools." ”

This is really a pot that can't be opened, Duan Yibin was embarrassed again.

But in the end, the four of them went to the swimming equipment sales office of the cruise ship.

Four people, under the strange gaze of the clerk, bought two swimming rings. When the male clerk handed out the swimming ring, he kept looking at Yang Tang and the four of them back and forth, and he seemed to be guessing which of the four people couldn't swim.

Of course, there must be more than just guessing this, most of them have deeper thoughts, such as rubbing oil or something, but more than what the male clerk's surname is, in case......

Yang Tang guessed the male clerk maliciously, but in the end, he thought that his thoughts were too dirty, and he couldn't help but shudder.

After buying the swimming ring, the four of them each bought swimsuits and swim trunks, and when they checked out for the second time, even Yang Tang, a nouveau riche, had to sigh that the things on the cruise ship were too expensive, just a pair of swim trunks cost one hundred and sixteen, and the price of other brand goods was only in the early three hundreds, and the quality of the stalls here dared to ask for more than half of the price of the brand goods.

When he finished paying the bill and walked to the locker room, Duan Yibin couldn't help but complain: "This Nima is too expensive, and the quality is not guaranteed, just buy a dozen of the street next door to my community with this quality!"

"Then you didn't buy it earlier?" Yang Tang said.

"Why did I buy it?"

"Oh yes, I forgot you can't swim!" Yang Tang teased.

Duan Yibin's face turned black and he was about to hit someone, but Yang Tang slipped into the empty locker room and locked the door with a snap, avoiding Duan Yibin's retaliation.

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