Let's turn back the clock an hour and a half. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 InfoAt that time, Thor had just gotten off work and was lying on the couch watching TV and eating potato chips.

After the doorbell rang, Thor thought that someone was coming to sell it, so he went to open the door and refused, saying that the company did not need insurance, morning newspapers, milk and other services.

But the person who came was not a salesman, but Valkyrie, the Valkyrie of Asgard.

Thor said with some joy: "Valkyrie?!" After all, Asgard is his hometown, and the words "Fellow Townsman Tears in His Eyes" are actually applicable to Thor.

Because since the last time Li Jie's plan to introduce dark elves began, Valkyrie has returned to Asgard. Later, because the war in the elven kingdom was tight, she was transferred to work under Rogie.

After that, Thor lost the only Asgardian on Earth, and it was precisely because of the absence of Valkyrie to cook for him that Thor had a certain period of time: fried chicken and potato wedges dancing, Coke and sorbet flying together.

During that time, Thor was as happy as a wild dog.

Of course, after this period of time, Thor ushered in a painful time. Whitewater chicken breast, vegetable salad, a low-salt, low-fat diet, and days of dog-shaving in the pool every day.

It seems that I can get rid of this life now, but the past is unbearable. Those terrible days have always been a pain in Thor's heart!

So when he saw Valkyrie this time, the god of thunder's heart was very complicated, so he called the name of Asgard's fellow countryman with a complicated mood: "Valkyrie." ”

Valkyrie tilted his neck and looked at the strong (fat) man in front of him: "Who are you?"

Thor:............

After half an hour of explanation, Valkyrie finally believed that the strong (fat) man in front of him was Thor, the god of thunder, and also raised the hammer of thunder.

This is the real god of thunder, not the dark elves or some powerful demon god from different planes who used special magic to blind their perceptions. The muscles on Valkyrie's face twitched violently.

Wait? This person is Thor? Why doesn't it look like it at all? Nonsense: I have gained more than 30 kilograms, and my body fat percentage has soared from 6.5 percent to 20 percent. And this is still the condition that the devil has reduced after training, if it is for Valkyrie to see Thor during the days of the wild dogs, I'm afraid she can have a heart attack.

Thor brought Valkyrie into his house and said, "Whatever you want, Valkyrie." Have you eaten dinner?"

Valkyrie was still a little dizzy, and she said in a daze, "No." ”

Thor expertly picked up the phone and ordered a Domino's pizza set, then pulled a bottle of orange juice and some snacks out of the fridge.

Thor opened the orange juice and poured a glass and handed it to Valkyrie, along with several bowls of popcorn, cheese fries, and puffed puffs.

"Come, you can have a snack before dinner arrives. Thor said as he put the orange juice in front of Valkyrie.

"So, how has Asgard been lately?" asked Thor as he sat down next to Valkyrie after all this was done.

Valkyrie took a sip of orange juice a little dumbfounded, and then said dryly: "It's still like that, the Valkyrie training camp calls around every day. The young Valkyrie wants to be on top, wants to be honored, and wants to fight on the battlefield. ”

"The old martial gods still want to prove that their swords are not old. Valkyrie said. Thor poured himself a glass of orange juice and took a sip before asking, "What about my parents and brother?"

"Loki defeated the combined forces of the Dark Elves and the Frost Giants in the Elven Kingdom. Now the rift between the dimensions has begun to repair naturally. This time, both the Dark Elves and the Frost Giants suffered a big loss. Loki fought a beautiful victory, and as for the god-king Odin, he was still the same. But I've been in a much better mood lately, and it seems that because of your relationship, you've lifted the Hammer of Thunder. Odin was a little happy, and so was the Phantom Queen Frigga . ”

Hearing Valkyrie say this, Thor smiled, "Is it? It looks like Asgard will continue to prosper, and my parents and brothers will live well. Bless Loki and be willing to be glorified on his heels. ”

Thor's words startled Valkyrie, and her mind, which had been foggy from the massive impact, began to clear.

Wait? What just happened?

Thor ordered dinner for himself, got snacks and drinks for himself, drank orange juice for himself, and Thor was drinking orange juice too?!

Hell, when will the god of thunder drink this kind of thing!, according to Thor's words in Asgard, freshly squeezed juice is for sissies. Thor only drinks the strongest liquors!

As for ordering meals and preparing snacks and drinks to greet guests, this was something that only a maid would do for Thor! The god of thunder never did any housework, never!

Thor is a well-known machismo in Asgard and has always had a bad relationship with many Valkyries. Because of his machismo that has never been hidden, and his heroism that is too self-centered, people always feel bored.

But what does Valkyrie see now? A completely different Thor.

What is he doing now? Doing the things he has always despised the most. In the past, Thor valued honor more than his own life, and if he couldn't participate in a certain war, he would definitely be bored for a few months.

But he just heard that Loki had defeated the coalition of the dark elves, but he didn't have any envious expression, but was calmly blessing Loki?!

While Thor and Valkyrie were chatting, "The Amazing Race" had just finished airing, and Thor turned off the TV, turned on the computer from his bag, and began to read the materials.

Valkyrie glanced at Thor with some curiosity, "What are you doing?"

Thor: "I'm reading a book, some medical materials. ”

Valkyrie: Poof~!The orange juice I had just drunk squirted out, staining the floor of Li Jie's house.

Hell, hell!!!!

I must have crossed the Rainbow Bridge and came to a strange different world, it must be like this. This must be another dimension of Earth, this is another dimension of Thor!

No, I have to find a way to get back to the normal world, oh my God! This world is crazy! Thor actually started reading!

Valkyrie had spent the rest of her time forgetting how she had eaten the pizza she had been served, wondering if she was dreaming or if Heimdall's rainbow bridge had opened incorrectly.

Seriously, she'd rather Heimdall's rainbow bridge opened the way it went wrong, rather than that Thor of this world was real.

Of course, Valkyrie's personal emotions are better off now than he was before. At least it's a good person to talk to. is not like the original nostrils facing the sky, Lao Tzu is the first in the world.

The personality is much better and more modest and easy-going. But look at the fat Thor who started watching the evening news after eating pizza on the couch, and he looked even more greasy than the Domino's bacon cheese pizza he had just eaten.

Although Valkyrie had just withdrawn from Rogie's tent, she felt that maybe Rockie was the better king during her time with Rockie.

But legally, Thor is the legal first in line to the throne of Asgard. Thor was going to be king in the future, and Odin was also raised in this way.

The king of the gods wants an heir, not an Alaskan !!

And himself, the first time he went down to earth, he took on the responsibility of taking care of Thor. Although he was later recalled to Asgard, he always took care of Thor for a while.

When Odin saw Thor's current appearance, what would he have answered if he had been summoned at that time?

This kind of answer will be regarded as shirking responsibility!Jason Lee! You can feed Thor into a sphere, why do you want to drag the old lady to the funeral together!

In fact, Li Jie doesn't want all this! This is completely Thor's pit teammates, one pit is two.

That's why when Li Jie arrived home, Valkyrie would ask Li Jie Xingshi with a dark face, but she took a deep breath and said before Li Jie was about to answer: "Forget it, you don't need to tell me." Get a good night's sleep tonight and have a full meal tomorrow morning. Then come with me to Asgard to meet Odin. ”

After saying this, Valkyrie ignored Li Jie anymore. Valkyrie felt a headache, and she told Li Jie to go get a good night's sleep. But I probably couldn't sleep tonight.

Not to mention the headache that Valkyrie felt, Li Jie also felt a stomachache, a headache, a toothache, and a toe headache. Anyway, it hurts everywhere in the body.

He quickly took out the phone and dialed Lan's number, and immediately said after connecting, "Lan, please go to Master Gu Yi immediately." Please, old man, this time he will go out no matter what, or I may not be able to come back from Asgard alive!"

PS: Continue to ask for tickets at the beginning of the month