"I'm going to wear pants!" I yelled at Ah Wei, sitting on the toilet for a little longer, and my legs were almost numb.

I can't let Ah Wei continue to talk like this, hurt my self-esteem, and bring my family to be wronged.

I couldn't get angry, so I had to seriously interfere with her work.

I'll wipe my skin, but I want you to wipe it!

I secretly hate Ah Wei in my heart.

"Okay! I'll wipe your poop! You follow along, it's not a very difficult thing, you can learn it right away. ”

Ah Wei had no choice but to grieve his body and wipe his skin for me.

With a hiss, she pulled paper from the paper roll next to the toilet, and the toilet paper hulala turned a few times, and Ah Wei's hand had an extra pile of paper.

"Come on, good boy!" She carried me out of the toilet with both hands.

The toilet was so low that I didn't have to work hard, and she even pulled it lightly, and I could get out of the toilet by standing up straight.

I don't need her hugging posture and strength at all.

However, Ah Wei's hand was very hard, squeezing my body hard.

I guess she hates me a little.

"Ah Hua!"

She called out to me one after another, "Pout your little darling!" Auntie wipes you. ”

She called out to me that behind me was the little baby.

Hehe!

I snickered.

After she carried me down the toilet, I forgot to wipe it.

Actually, I don't have poop, just pee, where can I wipe it?

I want to tease her, but I can't see Ah Wei stepping on my credit and climbing up.

She went to Ah Ping to show her merits, completely forgot about my performance, and slapped her back, there are comings and goings!

Now, I'm reluctant to pout Pippi, and let her say what she wants.

"Oops! Where's your poop?" she was cunning and could see that I had no signs of poop.

"In the toilet, of course!" I didn't panic and answered calmly.

I don't have to panic about this pediatric story.

"But there's no poop on the paper!" Her tone was full of doubt.

"No poop?" I said, looking confused.

"That's good! you don't have to feel bad!" I almost said something that stinks as if I cared about her.

"Strange? There is no smell on the paper, but it feels a little fragrant. ”

She seemed to be asking herself.

"I don't smell poop!" I looked up and smiled at her.

"Really?" she believed me because she liked my beautiful appearance.

"Uh-huh!" I nodded.

Later, though, I regretted it.

It's a bit of an exaggeration to say that my poop doesn't stink, it's just that it doesn't stink, and in all fairness, it still stinks when you smell it a little.

So, I was worried that when I pooped in the future, I would never let her wipe it for me.

She smells stinky, doesn't she hate me for lying?

Ah Wei wiped my skin, helped me lift my pants, and repeatedly advised: "Be sure to remember the procedure of rubbing the skin." ”

I was amused in my heart, and deliberately pretended to be confused: "What program?"

"Just now I wiped your skin, I talked for a long time, explaining the steps, didn't you hear?" Ah Wei looked impatient.

There are dozens of children in the class, and she poops at least once a day, and the workload of wiping her skin is enough for her to feel uncomfortable for a while.

If a few students happen to have stomach trouble, or poop a few times, Ah Wei is only so busy that he doesn't even have time to drink water.

I almost laughed out loud at the thought of her non-stop work.

I endured it and snickered in my stomach.

"Remember! I'll show you how. "Even if Ah Wei hates to do this, she still has a good work spirit and just wants to teach me as soon as possible.

Ah Wei spoke loudly, and all the children in the toilet heard it.

Everyone is pampered, vanity has always been strong, and everything is not to be left behind.

So, when they knew that I had been taught separately by Mr. Awei, they were anxious and began to shout.

"Teacher!

Some children shouted directly: "The teacher wiped my skin!"

The provocative words of the little ones angered Ah Wei.

"Who's talking nonsense! Poop is fine, wipe it yourself, there's a toilet paper roll next to you, come! I'll teach you with my mouth, follow my words and act. ”

Ah Wei prepares to take a class in the toilet and teach the children to wipe their skins.

"Teacher, I don't understand, come and wipe it for me!"

It seemed to be a sweet voice, and at the critical moment, she gave me a hand to help me.

Ah Wei is angry and busy!

She had no intention of lecturing, so she had to wipe the skin of the little ones first!

"Who's yelling?" she said on purpose, stepping through the sweet toilet door.

In the midst of her busy schedule, she didn't forget to be humorous.

It seems that the bowl of rice of the life teacher is not delicious, and it is difficult to maintain it without a little optimism.

"It's you again!" She shouted.

"Teach you today, next time you need to wipe your own poop!" Her tone grew harsh.

"Okay! I'm learning slowly!" Sweet is a little naughty.

"Learn as soon as possible!" Ah Wei stomped her feet, and she must have wanted to smoke a few sweet whips in her heart.

"Come on, I'll teach you!" Ah Wei began to act, her tone full of impatience.

"Split your legs!" She shouted Tiantian.

"My legs are open!" Tian Tian was not convinced.

"The angle is too small for the paper to fit in. Ah Wei was unceremonious, and dared to say anything, as if it was her mother.

I can hear that Ah Wei is angry and sweet, that is, she has a lot of troubles, and she deliberately tosses her!

"Good boy, you don't have poop!" Ah Wei exclaimed.

"I'm done!" Sweet and calm.

I have already guessed that Tiantian didn't poop, just teased Ah Wei, and when I called Ah Wei, the child was instinctively jealous.

So, she urinated, but she wanted to say that she was pooping, which attracted Awei's attention and got the teacher's love.

Hmph! Ah Wei is annoyed with this trivial matter of taking care of children, and when she encounters Tiantian's cheating, she can't hate her to death?

What happens if a teacher hates a student?

Can't get good grades and so on.

Ah Wei is not a teaching teacher, and without Ah Ping's permission, she will toss Tian Tian and even physically punish her.

"Nonsense! You poop, how can there be no traces on the tissue? There is nothing dirty at all. ”

Ah Wei is anxious, what is going on with the children today? There is no trace after pooping.

"I'm just pooping! There's no dirt, so I'm clean!" Tian Tian grimaced at Ah Wei, thinking she was proud.

"Clean Pippi!" Ah Wei was really angry, and when she spoke, she couldn't help but clip dirty words.

"I'm just pooping!" Tiantian's psychological quality of lying is excellent, and she doesn't admit the fact of urinating.

belongs to a stupid woman who doesn't hit the south wall and doesn't look back.

"Are you Niu Nai?" Ah Wei was polite and choked her.

"Probably, right? Before I got to kindergarten, I drank cows!"

Tian Tian is very smart and does not pursue the moral issues involved in lying, she belongs to the genius child who lies.

I couldn't help but be secretly amazed in my heart, and turned to pity her for not using her wisdom in the right way.

"Oh!" Ah Wei almost shouted the word God.

"It's Ah Hua just now! It's a cow, and it even has a fragrance. Ah Wei snorted, as if he was not convinced.

"My poop cow is also scented!" Tian Tian climbed the pole, fantasizing about being the same as me, to win Ah Wei's favor and trust.

"What?" Ah Wei was completely annoyed.

What about playing with her?

A dignified adult teacher who was played by a four-year-old child by the nose and hurt his self-esteem.

"My poop is also scented with cows!" Tian Tian doesn't understand the changes in the minds of adults, and still shows off her cleverness.

"Okay! Your cow is so fragrant!" Ah Wei didn't get angry, a smile on her face, and she actually echoed her words.

I don't understand a little, what does Ah Wei mean?

Suddenly, Ah smiled and said, "Sweet! Your cow is so fragrant, do you want to taste it?"

While speaking, Ah Wei picked up Tian Tian's back, wiped it with a tissue, and handed it to Tian Tian: "You taste it!"

"No!" Sweet wake up.

"It stinks!" She shouted.

"I knew you lied, you didn't poop, why did you lie and deceive the teacher?" Ah Wei got angry and reprimanded her loudly.