Chapter 109: I'll Tell You a Joke
And this Yun Feiyang is still struggling in class at this time,
At 11:30, as the bell rang for the end of class, the old professor picked up the lesson plan and walked out of the classroom quickly.
He didn't seem to have a good impression of these guys either, and the students in a classroom were like ghosts that had been sealed all morning, and they instantly regained their freedom!
Yun Feiyang quickly got up and walked to the mobile phone bag in front of him, picked up his mobile phone, and looked at it.
There are several missed calls on the screen, and it looks like it's all hot spots called by the little editor Qiyue!
Immediately afterwards, the mobile phone GG also popped up a dialog box,
Looking at the avatar, it was still a message from Qiyue.
"Feida, call back quickly when you see the message!"
Looking at Qiyue's avatar, Yun Feiyang muttered: "What is the situation, it's a phone call and a message!"
Yun Feiyang clicked on Qiyue's number as he walked, and dialed back,
After a bell, there was no one answering on the other side!
It shouldn't be something wrong with the war post!
Yun Feiyang quickly clicked on the hot APP and found the page of the book!
To his disappointment, the page that appeared on the app was completely different from the one on the computer!
There is only a brief introduction and approximate data here, and the battle stickers are not displayed at all!
has something on his mind, and Yun Feiyang has no intention of eating,
After saying hello to a few people, he quickly ran to the dormitory. Looking at the hurried cloud flying figure,
Liu Weimin said: "This guy is miscellaneous, he can't eat!"
The fat man said: "Looking at his constipated appearance, he probably wants to!"
After listening to the fat man's words, Liu Weimin punched him hard and said:
"Damn, I'm about to eat, can you stop being so disgusting!"
The fat man said, "Mao's disgusting, you don't know that guy told me a disgusting joke just now!!
Ke Xin and Liu Weimin looked at him and said in unison, "Get out!"
Yun Feiyang quickly returned to the dormitory and turned on the computer, and as soon as the computer was started, a crisp prompt suddenly sounded in his head.
"Ding Dong!"
Hearing this crisp prompt sound, Yun Feiyang felt that the instantaneous fairy sound filled his ears, which was wonderful!
But then the mechanical voice made him look confused!
"Battle Patch Mission Failed!The system will apply the corresponding mission penalty after 1 minute!!"
Listening to this system prompt, Yun Feiyang looked confused!
How could it fail?
He clearly remembered the gap between the two books in the morning, not to mention that he had updated five climactic chapters!
This defeat makes no sense at all!
Yun Feiyang took a deep breath, and then quickly clicked on the homepage of Hot Spot Doupo.
However, the web page that popped up was blank, and then a small window popped up, showing that the system was busy!
"!"
Looking at this prompt, Yun Feiyang couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth!
After refreshing it several times in a row, the homepage of Dou Po was finally slowly brushed out.
Yun Feiyang's gaze instantly fell on the battle sticker on the right,
At this time, the battle sticker is no longer the original big red, and the final result of the battle post is settled!
The style of the war sticker has also changed, and the half of the wind and clouds has turned into dazzling gold.
There is a big red seal on it, and in the middle is a blood-red word "victory"!
And the half page on the side of Dou Po has become a dark gray, black seal, and a big "negative" word in the middle!
Yun Feiyang's eyes fell on the data comparison of the two books!
Breaking the sky: Collection: 990,000, Hits: 5 million
Recommendation: 1 million, tip: 10 million
Storm: Collection: 1 million, Hits: 5 million
Recommendation: 1 million, tip: 10 million
Looking at this data, the expression on Yun Feiyang's face was called helpless,
"Damn, what the hell is this !!?"
If the other data is full, the collection is 10,000 short, maybe only a few hundred, or it may be a dozen!
But slow is slow!
What Yun Feiyang couldn't figure out was what happened during the period of time he was in class.
Such a big gap was overtaken in the end!
Such a result, Yun Feiyang felt a little unacceptable!
Thinking of the upcoming punishment again, Yun Feiyang felt that his life was suddenly gloomy!
As soon as this battle post fails, the loss is huge for Yun Feiyang!
First of all, all tips within the Battle Pass limit belong to the opponent!
Of course, this is not the most cruel, the most cruel has to count the punishment of the system!
Deduct 2000 Fame! Forfeit all rewards generated during the sticker.
This also means that in addition to the 100,000 limited by the war stickers, the infrared,
The nearly 200,000 tips generated outside the battle post will also be confiscated by the system!
The loss of hundreds of thousands of oceans in just a few hours is really unacceptable.
And the worse is still to come, with the defeat of the war sticker!
Yun Feiyang also lost the right to win the first place in the new book challenge 3,
Losing the first task reward on the new book list is what really makes Yun Feiyang's heart bleed!
The reward for being the first on the new book list is unusually generous,
That's 5000 prestige, two random primary items,
An intermediate wheel of fortune, an intermediate skill, and the title of rookie king!
Looking at the first reward that was grayed out at the bottom of the new book list challenge 3 task on the virtual screen,
Yun Feiyang finally knows what it means to cut his heart like a knife!
Not to mention the confiscation of 2000 prestige, 5000 prestige has been lost here,
That's a total of 7,000 prestige, which is how much you can buy!
Not to mention the intermediate lucky wheel and intermediate random skills in the back!
You know, in the virtual mall, the price of an intermediate skill is more than 1000 prestige!
That has the title of rookie king who doesn't know what effect it has!
Yun Feiyang slumped his body back, looking at the white walls of the roof,
muttered in his mouth: "This wave of losses is big!"
Xiao Q's voice sounded at the right time: "Detected fluctuations in various functions of the host's body!"
Hearing Xiao Q's words, Yun Feiyang said that he could:
"Q, can you comfort me!"
Xiao Q said disdainfully: "Yo, it's just a mission failure, it's so decadent!"
Xiao Xiao's disdainful tone made Yun Feiyang a little annoyed: "Damn, it's just inconsolable, can you stop saying cool things!!"
"Still too young! Young man, a moderate setback will be of great help to your future growth!"
"Okay, okay, who won't boil chicken soup! You can rest while you breathe, let my brother calm down for a while!!"
"Okay, I'm sorry!! or I'll tell you a joke!"
“……!!”
After listening to Xiao Q's words, Yun Feiyang was speechless for a while, this guy is simply!
Yun Feiyang didn't interrupt, and Xiao Q told his joke:
"In other words, there is a man named Mei Sheng (cheng) who is in his 30s and has not yet married.
I didn't know what the reason was for a few girlfriends, and I didn't have anything to break up yet!"
Yun Feiyang continued: "What is that?"
"You don't know what it is!"
"I don't know!
Xiao Q said angrily: "It's okay to move the piston!"
"Haha, you go on!"
Mei Sheng pondered for a long time about this question, what was the reason preventing him from completing the final leap from a boy to a man?
Is he not handsome enough, no, because many people who look worse than him have become old drivers,
Is it because he is not rich enough, no, although his family is not too rich and expensive, he also has a car and a house.
Later, he studied it for a long time, and he attributed the reason to his own name!"
Yun Feiyang thought for a while and said, "Didn't work out? What's so funny about this! This is very ordinary! It's too far-fetched! How can Yang Wei, Fan Jian, and Xia Jian be so powerful!"
As soon as Yun Feiyang's voice fell, I saw the virtual screen in front of me suddenly jump out!
There are two big words written on it: "Mei Sheng!"
“……!”