"Zhao yes, you're not finished, didn't you just shave your scissor hands......"

Xia Buer squatted on the bed with a depressed face, but Zhao Wuyan still held the leather arm violently, and roared loudly: "If you dare to call me Zhao Yeye again, the old lady will beat you into Grandpa Xia, you bastard shaved my scissor hands, and actually drew Mickey Mouse on my chest, are you psychopathic?"

"How can it be perverted, two Mickey Mouse noses are pink, how cute they are......"

Xia Buer laughed obscenely, Zhao Wuyan's chest hurt when she was angry, and the two of them hurt together, but her body was still very weak, and even the sweat came out after a fuss, so she had to throw her skin out and change her clothes angrily, and she really didn't have the strength to deal with this immoral ghost.

"Xia Fuji, what kind of vision do you have, can't you steal a few tasteful clothes......

Zhao Wuyan quickly walked in from the outside, and was already wearing a floral dress with a strong rustic atmosphere, but Xia Buer rolled his eyes and said, "It's good that I didn't let you have a bare ass, by the way! Is the tattoo on your back tattooed with pigeon blood, why can't you see any traces?"

"Because our self-healing ability is very strong, of course there are no traces after tattooing......

Zhao Wuyan leaned lazily on the door frame and said: "This is called the picture of the weeping blood lady, every drop of blood has it on the back, and it only appears when we are emotional, or when we drink a lot of alcohol, so this picture symbolizes our fate at the same time, but also reminds us to stay calm!"

"You have a total of nine blood tears on your back, does it mean that you have killed nine important people......

Xia Buer stood up and lit a cigarette, but Zhao Wuyan snatched his cigarette before he said: "That was the rule before we launched an attack, every time we killed someone, we had to tattoo a blood tear on our back, the more blood and tears, the higher the status, but there were too many people killed later, and this rule was abolished!"

"Do you regret being a drop of blood......

Xia Buer looked at her with blazing eyes, but Zhao Wuyan shook his head and said: "There is nothing I don't regret, I have too many times in my life when I can't help myself, if I can choose I'd rather not be born, so that I won't be an orphan, and I won't have a miserable childhood!"

"Come on, come and catch the chicken thief......"

Suddenly, an old lady screamed at the gate of the courtyard, obviously aware that the gate had been pried open, and then heard a lot of people running towards here, Xia Buer hurriedly said to Zhao Wuyan: "I'll go out to lure them away, you go to the lake where the plane crashed last night and wait for me!"

"Beware ......"

Zhao Wuyan also knew that he was a soft-footed shrimp, and he would be caught in minutes when he ran out, who knew that Xia Buer actually rushed directly into the courtyard, slammed into a few old ladies outside the door, raised the corpse claw spear and shouted: "Get out of the way for me, whoever dares to get in the way Lao Tzu will kill whom!"

"Stoned him ......"

A large group of villagers rushed over violently, and a large number of bricks smashed towards him like raindrops, Xia Buer didn't expect the folk customs here to be so strong, and he was so scared that he directly hugged his head and ran away, who knew that a hemp rope suddenly bounced up from the ground, and directly tripped him over a dog and ate.

"Ah......h

Xia Buer screamed miserably, but before he could react, a big net fell from the sky again, and more than a dozen men also pounced on him, and directly held him down is a burst of punches and kicks, and soon tied him up like a pig.

"Folks, misunderstanding, this is all misunderstanding......"

Xia Buer fell to the ground and kept wailing, and even the nosebleeds came out, but a few little girls ran up and kicked him a few times, scolding fiercely: "Phew~ You stole six of our chickens and two dogs, and you didn't even let go of our bras and trousers, and it was light if you didn't kill you!"

"I'm going to lose money! I'm going to pay you ten times as much......"

Xia Buer yelled urgently, he finally understood the power of the people, but after a few little ladies touched his pockets, they immediately scolded angrily: "Dead poor ghost! You don't even have a mobile phone and dare to say that you lost money, send him to the police station to go to prison!"

"Hey, hey, there's something to say, my watch is worth a lot of money, me, who stole my watch......"

Xia Buer was quickly thrown into a farm vehicle, like a prisoner who was about to be escorted to the execution ground to be shot, and was pulled by the hair and stood in the car body to show the public, followed by more than a dozen majestic men, and even someone drove several cars out to clear the way for them, and the horn was even more arrogant than the real police.

At this time, hundreds of old and young masters in the village ran out to join in the fun, and Zhao Wuyan, who was hiding in the shadows, could only watch Xia Buer being escorted away, but Xia Buer wanted to find a piece of tofu and quickly shoot himself to death, if people knew that he was arrested by a group of hillbillies, whether it was a mutant or a shuffler, I am afraid that everyone would have to laugh off their big teeth.

However, the two cigarettes came to the town, and Xia Buer was escorted into the police station in full swing, and he was directly charged with a "perverted pervert", but the police station was not in the mood to care about these shitty things such as stealing chickens and dogs, so it was very perfunctory to let Xia Buer choose to pay a fine or detain.

"Policeman! This is his murder weapon, and the nature of the murder weapon is different......

Several villagers were very unwilling to take out the corpse claw spear, but the police smiled disdainfully, the ugly corpse claw spear really didn't look deterrent, he waved his hand and said: "Everyone is happy, this little pervert will be handed over to us, you guys go back quickly, don't run around if you have nothing to do!"

"Come, look at me......"

A little policeman suddenly raised a police officer, and took a picture of him without waiting for Xia Buer to react, but who knew that his face changed dramatically, and he suddenly took two steps back and shouted, "Quick...... Call the director, he's an A-class wanted criminal, he's a mutant!"

"Holy!"

Several policemen all jumped up in fright, hurriedly handcuffed to call for reinforcements, and soon several policemen ran in from outside, all holding thick shotguns in their hands, and asked as if they were facing a great enemy: "Are you sure he is a mutant, hurry up and cut him and try it!"

"Director, don't try, he's Xia Buer, Sun Chuci's right and left hand......"

The little policeman trembled and raised a wanted warrant, which clearly printed Xia Buer's front photo, and the director's old face instantly turned pale, and hurriedly said, "Hurry up...... Notify the SWAT, no! Send him to the county immediately, don't let anyone rob him!"

"Alas~ the boat capsized in the gutter......"

Xia Buer sighed with bitterness on his face, a group of policemen quickly handcuffed him and shackles, thinking that he was not at ease and tied him up with iron chains, then he was escorted into the police car in a panic, and the only three cars in the police station were all dispatched, and the police even put on helmets and body armor.

"Hey, bring me a cigarette, and when my brothers come, I'll spare you a dog's life......"

Xia Buer looked at the little policeman beside him coldly, the other party immediately trembled, and the cold sweat on his head flowed out instantly, and he hurriedly took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, tremblingly helped him light it and said, "We are also ...... It's not easy, there are old and young people in the family, don't embarrass us!"

"Okay! Let me get out of the car now, I'll act as if nothing happened, otherwise you will become the second Guangguan ...... tonight."

Xia Buer tilted the corners of his mouth and sneered, but the little policeman turned his head and stopped talking, holding the shotgun very nervously, no matter how Xia Buer threatened a few policemen, he didn't say anything, but it didn't take long for the driver to suddenly wonder: "Hey, aren't you going to the county, how can the first car drive to the airport!"

"This is a thunder, whoever dares to take it, we are unlucky......"

The middle-aged policeman on the left looked at Xia Buer very resentfully, and after a while, all their mobile phones came with text messages, and the middle-aged policeman immediately lamented: "I said, even the city bureau doesn't dare to accept this plague god, it is estimated that the province is also scolding the mother, alas~ It's really unfavorable for the passing year!"

"What? do you want to ask me to fly......"

Xia Buer squinted his eyes and looked at the other party, and the other party immediately put away his mobile phone and stopped talking, but he soon found out that the police were deliberately going around in circles, and they secretly drove into the high-speed rail station until it was dark, Xia Buer immediately said happily: "It turned out to be a high-speed rail, this is good, I haven't taken a high-speed rail yet!"

The police car drove straight into the underground parking lot, and from a distance, I saw a large number of special police officers waiting for them, and before the police car stopped steadily, the special police officers all surrounded them, and the little policeman hurriedly lit a cigarette for Xia Buer, and said sadly: "Big brother!

"Don't go back to the police station, or you won't see the sun tomorrow morning......"

Xia Buer smiled with a cigarette in his mouth, several policemen immediately swallowed and foamed, and hurriedly pushed the car door and ran out, but Xia Buer swaggered out, and said with a cruel smile: "I am welcome to such a big battle, if there is no police flower to accompany me, I will be unhappy if I don't!"

It's a pity that the special police didn't talk to him at all, they rushed up and pulled out the cigarette in his mouth, and even put his head on him with a black cloth pocket, and almost carried him to the station briskly, and soon he felt that he had entered a cool place, and then he was pressed on the seat.

"Whew~"

Xia Buer's hood was taken off suddenly, and sure enough, he came to a bright carriage, and the spacious seats were all bright red, but except for more than 20 special police officers who were eyeing him, there was not a single normal passenger, Xia Buer immediately smiled: "What are you doing standing, I don't have three heads and six arms, I can't run away!"

"Xia Buer, don't be complacent, when you stand, it's your ...... death."

A middle-aged special police officer glared at Xia Buer viciously, but Xia Buer said with a smile: "Officers, do you have any family members, do you know how many cities have been attacked now, maybe after you get up from sleep, your home will become our territory, do you know what I mean?"

"Hmph~ You don't scare us, if we were afraid of death, we wouldn't have been a police officer a long time ago......"

The middle-aged special police officer glared at him with a fierce expression, who knew that Xia Buer smiled again: "Die, if you can die easily, count me as losing, have you ever seen those mutants who stick out their tongues, they are all policemen, special police and soldiers or something, but once they are injected with mutant fluid, they will become dogs, and they will become our dogs!"

Xia Buer suddenly stood up and sneered: "It's my first time to take the high-speed train, I hope to have a perfect experience, if you are polite to me tonight, I will treat you as ordinary passengers, otherwise after my people stop this train, I promise that you will all become brutes with tongues sticking out!"

"As long as you don't make trouble, we will try our best to meet your needs......"

The tone of the middle-aged special police officer immediately softened, and no one was sure whether the mutant would attack the train, but after Xia Buer sat back, he said domineeringly: "Serve me food, the most expensive one, let the most beautiful sister send it to Lao Tzu......!"