"The story goes like this, in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there was a master in class, when he talked about the fire god Zhu Rong and the water god working together, and finally the water god lost and was unhappy, and in anger he knocked down Buzhou Mountain, which led to a flood and drowned all the creatures. At this time, a student named Xiao Ming asked, 'Master, are you sure?' and the Master replied, 'Sure.' Xiao Ming asked again, "Master, where is the fish?" The Master's face froze, and his face turned red suddenly, and he yelled at Xiao Ming, "You go out!"

"Haha!"

"Flutter!"

Listening to Yuan Chang's joke, Zhen Mi suddenly burst out laughing, and Liu Xi was naturally amused, but she smiled more reservedly, covering her face with her hands, grinning like Zhen Mi, she would be like this when she was young, and when she grew up, she was bound by court etiquette, and she rarely laughed like this.

Yuan Chang looked directly at Zhen Mi with both eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Little girl Luo'er, do you think this joke is funny?"

"It's funny, it's funny!"

Zhen Mi covered her stomach, laughed non-stop, and then said with some contempt: "That master is really stupid, the fish originally lived in the water, how could it be drowned by the flood, people think that Xiao Ming is still smart." ”

"Then you understand?"

"Understood, of course understood!" Zhen Mi nodded solemnly, and just as Yuan Chang had a smile on her face, she looked at Yuan Chang again, and said expectantly: "Lord Yuan, your joke is so funny, let's say one more!"

The smile on Yuan Chang's face froze, and he couldn't wait to slap Zhen Mi's delicate ass a few times.

However, Yuan Chang finally took a deep breath, suppressed that impulse, and once again showed a kind smile on his face, and said in a soft voice: "Once the master was in class again, the master said, 'Imagine that in a battle, all your subordinates are dead, and now you are surrounded by enemy troops alone, do you want to be humiliated, or be generous and righteous?, Xiao Ming, you will answer. Xiao Ming then replied, "Master, it's actually very simple, just stop imagining it right away." The Master was furious and cried out, 'Get out!'"

"Haha!"

"Hee-hee!"

Zhen Mi couldn't stand the laughter, and rolled directly under Liu Xi's collapse. And Liu Xi, who had received court etiquette, finally couldn't help laughing.

"Little girl Luo'er, do you understand?"

"Yes, of course I do!"

"Are you sure you really understand?" asked Yuan Chang with some suspicion.

"Of course I really understand!" Zhen Mi stopped rolling and said seriously: "The master said that he let everyone imagine, Xiao Ming is right, as long as you stop imagining, this kind of thing will not happen." ”

Yuan Chang's face was pale, and there were already faint signs of going violent.

No, she's still a little girl, and she should be patient. There was a prawn who told his son that he had to endure trouble, and the prawn's son did listen to him and did this.

"I'm so happy to see you so happy. ”

Yuan Chang grinned and said, but no matter how he looked at his smile, there was a feeling of reluctance, "Since that's the case, then I'll say another one." When the Master was in class, he said that in ancient times there was a sage named Shennong, who tasted herbs to find medicine for the world, and then the Master asked, 'Does anyone know what the writings of the sage Shennong are?'"

"Hehe, this person knows that it is called "Shennong's Hundred Herbs", and people have read it. ”

Zhen Mi said a little proudly, but before he finished speaking, Yuan Chang gently knocked on her head, dissatisfied with her interrupting his words.

"Of course, it was Xiao Ming who answered, and he said, 'Master, I don't know what the writings of the sage Shennong are, but I do know what the last words he said before he died. The master was immediately curious, the Shennong sage did not know when he died, and it was rumored that the Shennong sage moved the heavens with his actions, and one day he was feathered and ascended to immortality, and never left any words, how did Xiao Ming know? So the master asked Xiao Ming curiously what it was. Xiao Ming replied, 'This grass is poisonous...' The master's face cramped, and he immediately roared, 'You go out!'"

"Haha!"

"Hee-hee, haha!"

Two silver bell-like laughter sounded at the same time, Liu Xi finally stopped putting up with the etiquette taught to her by the court master, and laughed with Zhen Mi without any image, Yuan Chang's joke was too funny.

However, the two girls hugged and laughed, but they didn't see that Yuan Chang's face was blue at this moment, and he was on the verge of breaking out.

The prawn once said that everything should be endured, and the prawn's son insisted on carrying it out. Until one day, the son of the prawn finally broke out, and he couldn't bear it, no need to endure it anymore!

At this time, Yuan Chang is exactly like this.

I saw that Yuan Chang didn't say a word, he simply hugged Zhen Mi neatly, and under her stunned look, he turned over and pressed on her thigh, raised his right hand high, and slapped her delicate ass wrapped in a gauze skirt.

"Bang Bang!"

The continuous sound of slapping resounded in Liu Xi's room, Liu Xi and Zhen Mi were already confused by Yuan Chang's sudden move, and they didn't react for a while.

Xiao Ming's fourth and sixth level English, Xiao Ming's fourth and sixth level Chinese, Xiao Ming's mathematics, physics, chemistry, Xiao Ming is such a sharp person, this adult dare not explain it, you dare to explain it, it is simply unreasonable, this adult does not teach you well, you don't know why the flowers are so red. ”

"Woo... Woo... Woo, bad guy, if you hit someone's place, they will sue Sister Sù. Whining... People really understand, don't fight anymore, woo woo woo... Sister Xi, help me. ”

After being stunned, Zhen Mi was finally awakened by the hot pain on her buttocks, and shouted for help. However, in the depths of Zhen Mi's heart, the pain was accompanied by a strange pleasure, but even Zhen Mi didn't notice it.

"Brother Chang, forget it, don't fight anymore, you see Luo'er and she are all swollen. ”

Liu Xi comforted softly, Liu Xi and Zhen Mi are both smart people, and when Yuan often tells the first joke, they may only vaguely understand. However, when Yuan Chang told the second joke, the two of them already understood what Yuan Chang meant. It's just that Zhen Mi deliberately pretended not to understand, just to get angry with this hateful guy.

Who knows, after the third joke was told, Yuan Chang finally couldn't help but go crazy and beat Zhen Mi's delicate ass, and now it's too late to regret it.

"Hmph! If you don't understand, you have to say that you don't understand, and if you don't understand, you have to pretend to understand. For your sister's sake, I'll let you go this time. ”

Yuan Chang was also secretly happy in his heart at the moment, but he didn't expect Zhen Mi's little girl to be young, but her ass was so sensitive, and he used some strength at the beginning, which could be regarded as punishing this hateful little girl. Later, Yuan Chang was half-beating and half-stroking, but Liu Xi and Zhen Mi were shocked by the sudden situation, so they didn't notice the movements of Yuan Chang's sinful hands. At this moment, he felt that it was almost over, Yuan Changcai pretended to be persuaded by Liu Xi, resisted Zhen Mi, put it at the door, and decisively closed the door, thinking that Zhen Mi had learned this lesson, and he didn't dare to disturb himself again.

"Flutter!"

When Yuan Chang turned around, Liu Xi finally couldn't help laughing, the orchid finger was erected, and he gently pointed to Yuan Chang and said: "Brother Chang, you have to let Luo'er leave and just say it, and talk about it for a long time, and finally beat her there." After all, she is still young, and there are some things that she still doesn't understand. ”

Yuan Chang snorted twice, without the slightest shame of eating the delicate buttocks of other people's little girls just now, and retorted dissatisfiedly: "Luo'er, that little girl is a little ghost, I don't know how shrewd, I already understood what I meant, and deliberately pretended not to understand, and if she didn't teach her a lesson, she didn't know how many eyes Lord Ma had." That, Xi'er, let's continue?"

As he spoke, Yuan Chang's eyes lit up, revealing an impatient look.

"Hmm!"

Anyway, it's not the first time, although Liu Xi is still a little shy, he won't object. Moreover, she had already made a certain decision in her heart.