257. It's so hard to cook a husband
Of course, people are also contradictory, on the one hand, they yearn for the vast and splendid world of the outside world, and on the other hand, they yearn for the warmth of home.
Unfortunately, in the eyes of many people, home is also a cage.
People who have not experienced the kneading and torture of the vast world cannot experience the warmth of the cage.
When Zhou Zhou Shan and Chen Xuelian entered the passage to the second layer, the halberd said softly and weakly: "Uncle, I'll wait here for you to come back!"
The voice is like a deep resentful woman, which is really heartbreaking!
Zhou Yishan was speechless, but as soon as he entered the passage, he gently hugged Chen Xuelian, and before Chen Xuelian could react, he had already carved out the hibiscus naturally......
"Here, in case someone comes in......"
"No, whoever dares to come in and spoil my good deeds, I'll clean up whoever ......"
"Hmph, you have so many sisters and sisters, I'm afraid you have forgotten me a long time ago!"
"Conscience of heaven and earth!"
"Don't ...... Hmmm......"
Reunion after a long absence, igniting the flame of passion, rushing the raging waves......
……
Somewhere mysterious.
"In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qian...... Stinky and shameless...... Stinky and shameless...... Stinky and shameless...... Hmph, don't fall into my hands, I'm going to rip you up alive......"
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The two of them walked out of the passage, the spring breeze was proud in the tiredness of Zhou Zhoushan, and Chen Xuelian was radiant in the tenderness.
"Second brother, second sister-in-law, I'm back again! Hurry up and finish the job! Otherwise, I'll just break in!" Zhou Yishan shouted, causing Chen Xuelian to roll her eyes.
"Hmph, come on, think I'll still feed you?" I don't know if the voice of weakness came from afar, and I don't know if it was because my consciousness was damaged and not recovered, or because of other reasons, the psoas muscle was overstrained?
Zhou Yishan guessed that it was probably the latter reason, at that time, although the Great War absorbed part of his free soul power, but later found that the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" actually had the ability to automatically absorb the energy of the free souls from the outside world, and as long as it was not a complete soul, the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" would directly feed back the soul purification to the host.
Therefore, after the end of the war, Zhou Yishan directly gave part of the broken soul energy to the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" to absorb, and the power of the soul that was not known was not only not damaged, but increased.
"I'm already full, I'm afraid of you, second brother...... Hahaha......" Zhou Yishan laughed and deliberately only said half of his words.
"Close the door! let the dogs go...... The wicked guest is coming!" Fairy Zixia's voice finally appeared, and she deliberately pretended to be evil.
Chen Xuelian was originally twisting Zhou Shan's waist with her jade hand, and when she heard Fairy Zixia's words, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.
"What are you laughing at, the villains don't include you!" Zhou Yishan smiled angrily.
Chen Xuelian pursed her lips and said nothing.
"Alas, people's hearts are not ancient, forget it, I don't live anymore, I really have a husband and forget my brother! Second sister-in-law...... Don't let the dog go, let the beautiful woman come......" Zhou Yishan took Chen Xuelian and galloped, and after a while, he arrived outside the palace of the Zixia Fairy, and said with a sigh.
"Who is your second sister-in-law, you go to find your second sister-in-law yourself!" Zixia Fairy shouted, "Sisters, come on!
On the square, countless beautiful girls looked at Zhou Yishan together when they heard the words, but their originally fiery hearts were like a basin of cold water.
Chen Xuelian stood beside Zhou Zhoushan, standing graceful, with low eyebrows and a shallow smile, noble, graceful, and atmospheric, so that all the beauties couldn't help but feel ashamed of themselves.
Zhou Yishan bowed to Chen Xuelian, Chen Xuelian understood and said with a smile: "Little sister Chen Xuelian meets the second brother and second sister-in-law!"
There was silence in the palace for a long time!
"Snow Lotus, do you know what is the most time-consuming thing in this world?" Zhou Yishan laughed loudly.
Although Chen Xuelian knew that Zhou Yishan was going to deliberately make it bad, she still said cooperatively: "I don't know! Could it be that a woman's makeup? A woman's makeup is the most time-consuming, right?"
"It does take time for women to put on makeup, and when you go out at eight o'clock, you have to say six o'clock to have a chance to leave on time, but this is not the most, the most time-consuming thing is to clean up the battlefield......" Zhou Yishan said seriously.
Cleaning the battlefield? Why?
Countless girls in the square couldn't help but wonder.
"Cleaning the battlefield? why?" Chen Xuelian said with a red face.
She had just experienced a cleaning battlefield, although it was cleaned by Zhou Zhoushan, but the battlefield was hers, and it took a long time to clean it carefully!
"Of course, cleaning the battlefield is the most time-consuming!Otherwise, it doesn't matter if you ignore my brother, and it's okay to throw me over the wall as a matchmaker, but my brother and sister come and ignore it, so isn't it the battlefield that hasn't been cleaned up?"
"You flamboyance!" Chen Xuelian said softly.
Some of the girls in the square looked like this, but many more were puzzled!
"I don't know, is this your brother? I have a vicious dog behind me, why don't I release it first?" Zixia Fairy said this, and then changed an affectionate tone and said, "Sister Xuelian, let me tell you, the one next to you is a big carrot, come in quickly, let me teach you a few tricks to rectify the big radish, and ensure that the big radish can neither be eaten nor left!"
"Wow! Second sister-in-law, it's too ruthless, don't you let our men live? Second brother, you don't care if you can get your daughter-in-law? Our man's happiness is about to be ruined in the hands of his sister-in-law......" Zhou Yishan shouted exaggeratedly, Chen Xuelian pursed her lips and smiled, and where the two passed, the crowd naturally moved out of the way.
The order of the great fairy was obviously a joke, and there was no blind person to deliberately leave it difficult, but the resentment of the two girls, Rose and Lilac, was enough to fly in June.
"What is a man? Third child, you don't even understand the true meaning of a man! A man just ploughs the field hard, as long as the field is well cultivated, nothing else matters!"
"Second brother, what insight!" Zhou Zhou Shan said with a smile, at this time it was only a dozen meters away from the gate, he clearly heard the sound of the pink fist beating his back, so he laughed more and more proudly, how do you know that happiness is sad, forgetting that there is a tiger next to him, and he has also stepped into the footsteps of not knowing.
A tiger is a tiger, even the most gentle tiger is a tiger!
Two men who got carried away were eaten by a tiger at the same time!
Things between men and men, many times it is enough to tacitly do it, don't be stupid to say it in front of women!
I don't know that this old virgin has never eaten pork, but he has seen too many pigs running, but he was accidentally taken into the ditch by Zhou Zhoushan!
"Sister Snow Lotus, sit down, sit down...... Let's ignore these stinky men, but I seem to be hungry, and Sister Xuelian must be hungry too, right? I just don't know if anyone is distressed to make something to eat?" Zixia Fairy smiled with her eyebrows and eyes, but she didn't know what she was looking at.
Feng Buzhi and Zhou Yishan glanced at each other bitterly and happily, and they couldn't help but show helplessness.
Zhou Yishan made up his mind that his woman would definitely stay away from this second sister-in-law in the future!
I don't know how to spread my hands.
Zhou Shan also spread his hands.
"Third brother, you can still listen to the words of the second brother!" Feng Buzhi said.
"Second brother, except for cooking, I'll listen to you for everything else!" Zhou Yishan said.
"How can a big man cook? Of course I didn't ask you to cook, how could I let my brother cook?"
Without waiting for Zhou Yishan to speak, he said again, "I just asked you to make raw rice into mature rice, lettuce into mature vegetables, and then put some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar by the way, and pay attention to the color and aroma, what is this called cooking?
"Of course, if there is anything difficult, I will be there for guidance at any time, just like we did back then, to ensure that you will not make trouble!"
"Brother, I'm a guest!" Zhou Yishan looked at Feng Wuxi, and deliberately made a look of wanting to cry without tears.
"We are brothers, are you a guest at your brother's house? Third child, I am so sad and disappointed!"
Feng Wuzhi's sad expression was exaggerated to the extreme, and he looked at Zhou Zhoushan and said, "Third child, I didn't expect you to see me so much, it really hurts my heart, because my boss only brought a message, I risked my life to come to this ghost place where birds don't, I didn't expect you to treat yourself as a guest!"
Feng didn't know the expression of wanting to cry without tears, and his unbelievable tone was not inferior to Zhou Yishan, an actor from a pseudo-professional class.
The two daughters, Zixia Fairy and Chen Xuelian, made a whispering look next to them, actually watching the brothers bickering, smiling at the corners of their mouths, dreamy and charming!
Zhou Zhoushan reluctantly made a surrender and said, "Second brother! Second brother! Second brother...... Isn't it just cooking? Isn't it just cooking......? Boss of the drinker, you have a bad head......"
This last accusation against Tianfu Drinker was simply tearful, and Chen Xuelian couldn't help but giggle.
"The third uncle is really a very good man, unlike some people, just a mouth......" Zixia Fairy said insinuatingly, "Xuelian, you are really blessed!"
The moment of smugness will be on the face.
Zhou Yishan smirked.
But when he arrived at the Zixia Fairy's kitchen, Zhou Yishan's smugness also froze on his face.
What kind of kitchen is this?
The kitchen is very big and clean, the cups and plates are all exquisite jade, and there are a lot of dishes, but Zhou Yishan has been watching for a long time and can't know where to start.
What are the dishes?
All sorts of fresh petals, even with dew on them.
What is the seasoning?
There is no oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, no spicy peppercorns, only all kinds of honey and all kinds of flower wine.
Real flower wine, all kinds of wine made from flowers, Zhou Yishan smelled it, and there was only a faint smell of wine.
Storage Rings - Not Usable!
Taoyuan Stone - it can't be used either!
Flower petals, honey, wine, what do you tell me to do with this meal?
"It's so hard to cook a husband!" Zhou Zhou Shan wailed, I really want to pick a son and leave!
Such rice - how to cook it exactly?
Such a dish - and how to make it?