70. Storyteller old watch, a mortal?[Second Update!Ask for Recommendation!]
"Well done! Whoever has no mouth to hide, should be killed!"
"Although our monks should not bully mortals, it does not mean that they can have nothing to fear about us!
Zhang Xiao nodded slightly, and there was no mercy for these dozen or so mortals who died.
Immortals should not be disgraced.
And he is even more insulting.
It's the rule.
As a mortal, you should have self-knowledge, what to say and what not to say, you should always keep it in mind!
"But, Little Snow Girl, you scared everyone away, how can we eat?"
Bichi Sacred Cow, who acted as Zhang Xiao's collar button, shouted to the sky.
The body has become smaller, and even the voice has become smaller.
Tianxinxue looked back at Bichi Shenniu, looked at the empty streets and alleys, slapped her forehead, and smiled helplessly: "Then just find an inn, anyway, it's not that you don't give them money." ”
Besides, we're not cannibals, they won't deny us!"
The Tongtian python was coiled around Zhang Xiao's waist, the snake's head was raised, and it was motionless, just like a real belt ornament, and it was difficult to distinguish between real and fake.
"It's closed, we can go to another neighborhood and maybe hear some of the ancient history and legends about the little town. ”
Zhang Xiao walked with a smile.
He likes to listen to the stories of these ordinary people the most, all kinds of meat jokes, plus exaggerated self-imagination, ambiguity about ancient history, and the stories made up are particularly interesting!
Walk through four long streets in a row.
Tianxinxue bought a lot of good-looking and fun objects.
Little girls, after all, are inevitably curious about Liangjing.
A loud dry throat sound passed through the crowd and fell into Zhang Xiao's ears.
"This year's group is quite complete, then let's talk nonsense, and directly tell the truth!"
"Last time, we talked about the Luoyun Ancient Saint who came from the west, holding three thousand Xuanjin Gate, and fighting with the sixteen-winged Quetzalcoatl God! This sixteen-winged Quetzalcoatl God, cultivation is unfathomable! It is more than ten thousand times stronger than the big forces in our Luoyun City! With a slight stomp of the foot, our Luoyun City will turn into ashes!"
This middle-aged man has a handful of goatee, a round hat on his head, and a gray robe, and his mouse-like eyes are slightly squinted.
"Hey, old watch, isn't what you're saying too outrageous? Why just stomp your foot, and our Luoyun City will turn into ashes? Why is he so awesome?"
Some people questioned the storytelling of this middle-aged man named Lao Biao.
"Who said no! Such an awesome battle, why are we in Luoyun City still holding this mess up?"
"I say you're an immortal! Old watch, if you lie to us, we won't pay this money!"
Doubts came one after another, shouting and shouting.
In the face of everyone's jokes and suspicions, the old watch is not panicked at all, this is a routine operation, and some people question it to show that they are speaking well and arouse their interest!
If there is no response, then it is really cold!
"Heh, I can tell you, believe it or not, this was tens of thousands of years ago, and at that time, the eighteen generations of your ancestors were not born!"
The old watch snorted and sneered disdainfully at the person listening to the book in front of him.
"Haha, old watch, you are a dear and deceitful! You said that this was tens of thousands of years ago, so how did you know?"
"That's it, you're not good at deceitful today!"
"Hey, hey, I guess I slept at Sister Yao's last night, and I forgot to write the manuscript, and I made it up on the spot!"
Everyone laughed, laughing backwards and backwards.
Hahahaha!
"Uncle's! I'm the exclusive news! I've broken the news with one hand! This is the news that I spent a dozen horseshoe crystals in exchange!"
The old watch slapped the table angrily, you doubt my character, but you must not doubt the authenticity of my story today!
Because, this is what he paid a lot of money to get!
"Then where did you get the news?"
"Don't tell us, you dreamed of it!"
"Hahaha! I guess it came up from Sister Yao's belly!"
!
He had intended to blurt out where he got it from.
But when I thought of the old guy's eyes, I swallowed it back.
Perhaps, at this moment, the old guy is staring at himself somewhere, and in the face of that terrible old guy, he really doesn't dare to make a mistake.
Lao Biao was very angry, and immediately slapped the stone case, and said angrily: "Do you still want to hear it? I can tell you, you will regret missing today!"
"Don't listen, don't listen!"
"Slipped, slipped, too mysterious, scary!"
"Old watch, go back and have a good rest, I guess you are tired and your brain is watted. ”
"Na, old watch, you can't say so many things in vain, this half of the horseshoe crystal is listening to the book!"
The big guy is also very kind, although he doesn't plan to listen to the old table so much, but he still gives some money to listen to books.
made the old watch cry and laugh.
"Huh?"
Lao Biao was about to close the stall and go back to drink some flower wine, when he raised his eyes, he saw a young man in white and a girl in purple still standing in front of him, looking at him with a smile.
"You two, this is going to ...... Listen to books?"
You can't be looking for him!
"Don't listen. Zhang Xiao shook his head.
"Don't you listen to what you're looking at me?", Lao Biao saw this man and woman looking at him with such a smile, panicked, and goosebumps all over his body.
It's like the black and white impermanence in mythology, it's scary to death!
"I'm here to ask you about a person. Zhang Xiao stretched out his hand and took out a golden jade leaf, with intertwined patterns on it, and tens of thousands of horseshoe crystals on the top!
When the old watch saw this thing, his legs trembled, and he almost knelt down.
This golden jade leaf is enough for him to squander for the rest of his life!
Moreover, there are also dao patterns on it, and the dao rhyme is born, which is something that cultivators flock to!
"Master Dao, what are you doing? I'm just a little common man, I can only say a book, brag about it, I can't do anything, don't expect me to kill you people!"
Lao Biao raised his eyes to look at Zhang Xiao, and while he was amazed and amazed by this guy's handsome appearance, there was a trace of weirdness on his face.
This white-clothed young man has an extraordinary bearing, a fairy aura, and a more Taoist flow on his body, how can he cultivate to only the Qi Refining Realm?
Could it be that the old guy said that he was an ancient saint who had been reborn for a lifetime?
Bull a fork!
"Have you finished reading? ”
Zhang Xiao walked up to him with a smile.
I don't know why, when this old watch saw the smile on the corner of Zhang Xiao's mouth, he had a hint of ominous premonition in his heart,, is it possible that this young man in white wants to do something to me?
"Hey, let me tell you, I don't care what your identity is, what do you want to do! What about me, I just want to talk about a book, earn some money, have fun in time, don't pull me to do anything earth-shattering!"
The old watch waved his hand and planned to slip away while holding the stone case.
I don't even want this golden jade leaf.
"Nothing else, I just want to ask you, you are a demi-saint preaching here, what you are doing should not be just for fun, right?"
Zhang Xiao's fingers moved slightly, hum! The old watch froze in place, unable to move!
Lao Biao didn't dare to use his strength to break free, so he had to squint at Zhang Xiao, forcibly use the internal Dao method to cast spatial supernatural powers, tear open Zhang Xiao's spatial confinement, and said in a deep voice.
"You, who the hell are you!?"