Chapter 6: First Acquaintance with a Real Man
Sure enough, I found a few jobs on the recruitment website, but I called according to the address above, and when I asked, the other party was still a disguised employment agency intermediary department, and still had to charge 400 yuan, but the recruitment information was posted on the Internet.
Zeng Xiaopeng was completely disappointed, and thought: Let's continue to go shopping tomorrow, I don't believe I can't find a job.
So I started to browse the website, quickly clicked on a few pages, replied to a few posts I was interested in, and then stared at the computer monitor in a daze, feeling gray and empty, and suddenly felt bored, I don't know why.
The VIP seats are two computers with two single sofas, next to each other, and the seat next to Zeng Xiaopeng has been empty.
It seems that the so-called VIP seats are just that.
At this time, an old man walked over, medium height, white hair, white beard and white eyebrows, clear bones, steady demeanor, and solemn expression.
The old man was wearing a snow-white placket gown, and the silk casual pants with good material were also as white as frost and snow.
When he came to the vacant seat next to Zeng Xiaopeng, when the old man leaned slightly and glanced at the young man in front of him slightly, Zeng Xiaopeng suddenly felt an invisible pressure pressing towards him.
The old man didn't speak, although he was close at hand, he regarded Zeng Xiaopeng as nothing, sat down with a golden knife, took out a pair of reading glasses from his coat pocket, and fiddled with the computer very skillfully.
Except for a trace of indescribable oppression, Zeng Xiaopeng's curiosity immediately prevailed.
This old man is more than seventy yuan and eighty years old, which is rare in Internet cafes, and it can even be said to be rare.
Although it was not Zeng Xiaopeng's habit to peep into other people's privacy, he still couldn't help but turn his head to look at this old man with an extraordinary bearing.
The old man seemed to notice the staring of the young man next to him, turned his face very generously, and asked directly in a free and easy tone: "Children, what website is the most popular?"
Zeng Xiaopeng immediately replied: "What kind of website do you want? Entertainment and pastime, health and fitness, selling immortal health care products, shopping and spending money, news commentary, military lookout, sunset red and falling in love?" ”
The old man smiled and replied, "Little friend, it's a little interesting!"
To Yellen, who was armed with a gun and a stick by the young man next to him, the old man was unmoved, and said crisply: "I'm looking for the kind of website that can communicate and interact, uh, I see that this website on your screen is good, Tingcheng Chat, I'll go to Tingcheng Chat." ”
This old man is also kind of interesting!
After coming to a conclusion, Zeng Xiaopeng didn't pay attention to the old man anymore, and went to search for posts again, pouring water and shooting bricks.
With a tick-tock sound, the old man next to him tapped the computer keyboard with both hands, and the typing speed was not slower than that of the young man.
Some people say that curiosity kills people, and Zeng Xiaopeng will be killed by curiosity sooner or later.
No, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at the old man again, and found that he had actually posted a post in the chatterbox.
Zeng Xiaopeng hurriedly refreshed the computer program, clicked on the Tingcheng Miscellaneous Talk webpage, and immediately found a new post with old hair: "Dong Shenxian opened a fortune telling, and the wisher reported his birthday." "The ID of the payment is also Dong Shenxian.
Suddenly, Zeng Xiaopeng scoffed: It's a pity that this pair of fairy wind bones actually plays this kind of pediatric trick.
Such fortune-telling websites, you can search for dozens of them when you open the computer, and forums abound.
And this old man is still very awesome, others are still relatively modest in the post of divination and word measurement, fortune telling, and lottery, and most of the names are mages, half-immortals, Taoist chiefs, and poor monks, but he is not polite, and he directly named himself an immortal?
Zeng Xiaopeng thought to himself, I have to stimulate him.
So under Dong Shenxian's fortune-telling post, he quickly replied: "Where did the cave collapse, and you are such a prehistoric monkey popping out?"
The old man sat precariously and remained silent, his fingers tapped, and he quickly replied to the post: "Since you call yourself an immortal, it is worthy of the name, if you don't believe it, you can give it a try?"
Zeng Xiaopeng laughed secretly, seemed to lose interest in the old man around him, and clicked on other posts along the webpage.
However, unexpectedly, Zeng Xiaopeng's reply helped the old man earn enough popularity, just imagine, a fairy with such a crazy tone, who still doesn't believe that he has two brushes? This world is like this, the more awesome people are, the easier it is to attract people's onlookers and pursuits.
More than an hour later, when Zeng Xiaopeng looked back and saw Dong Shenxian's post again, the click-through rate had exceeded 10,000.
The person who asks the hexagram is humble and pious, admires and worships, and the person who asks the hexagram is confident and responds freely.
Zeng Xiaopeng then found that the old man's reply was quite distinctive, without exception all of them were four-sentence seven-character rhythmic poems, no more than one sentence, and no one sentence less.
When asked about the future, he replied: "The world is staggering forty-nine, and the blessing of life is enough, and the fame is not good, and he guards one acre and three points of land." ”
When asked about marriage, he replied: "Ziwei has no chance to climb the vine, and the distant mountains and empty valleys ask the sky, they are clearly two passers-by, why bother listening to laughter on the other side,"
When asked about his children's studies, he replied: "Children both jump into the dragon gate, dragon and phoenix twins work hand in hand, and when they hear the rooster dancing today, they will be filial piety in the coming year." ”
There are restrictions on other people's divination, and a few people will be bullstrapped at a time, but this old man is very busy and has no sign of stopping.
Moreover, the many people who asked the hexagram were all amazed and impressed.
Zeng Xiaopeng is not calm.
He twisted his body and said to the old man on the side with a smile: "Let's close to the water, why don't you give me a hexagram first?"
The old man didn't reply and said, "Reply, I'll skip them, I'll count it for you first, and ask for the date of the lunar calendar." ”
Of course, you can't give him his own birthday, Zeng Xiaopeng thought.
The day after tomorrow is the 19th birthday of the pig, and he has already said hello to the party, Zeng Xiaopeng moved his hands, jumped to the webpage, searched out the perpetual calendar, found the lunar date of the day after tomorrow, and replied to the pig's birthday in the old man's post.
The old man glanced at Zeng Xiaopeng, chuckled meaningfully, and then turned around, tapping on the keyboard with both hands.
The answer was not long in coming:
"I was supposed to be a demon king in my previous life, but in this life I jumped out of the five elements, the dragon was tossing and waiting for a while, and the mud cow was sad in the sea and air. ”
Zeng Xiaopeng was stunned for a moment: these four sentences are not broken pigs, who else can they be?
After a bang, Zeng Xiaopeng immediately reported his father's lunar date of birth again.
The reply was: "I seek mediocrity all my life, and I seek luck in the air without a head, not because I am not born at the right time, but because there is no high-rise in my life." ”
Zeng Xiaopeng was stunned.
With a wave of his hand, he hurriedly typed out his date of birth, and for an instant, like a defendant on trial waiting for the final verdict, he looked at the old man nervously and expectantly.
The old man turned his head, glanced at Zeng Xiaopeng, smiled meaningfully, and tapped his hand on the keyboard quickly.
The reply came out quickly, and it was still a four-sentence seven-word rule:
"Bitterness is also joy, sorrow is also joy, both hands are broken, and there are nobles in the life to help, and Kunpeng Feiyuwu will come to the day. ”
This time, Zeng Xiaopeng was shocked!
looked at the old man beside him blankly, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, not to mention the rest for the time being, but how did he know that I had two broken palms, and I kept my palms down on the keyboard and never lifted them, so it was impossible for him to see it!?