Chapter 13: Ogre and the Everyday

"Get off me quickly, you stupid girl!" Goron shouted, but was hugged in his arms by his big sister who didn't care, and said quietly: "Brother, don't worry about mom for now, didn't you say that today is a very important day, and you want to give me and Haku something called a 'birthday gift'?" Although I don't know what a 'birthday' is, and I don't know what a 'gift' is, but anyway, do you want to give us a good thing?"

"That's it, Brother Golon, Haku also wants a birthday present...... By the way, is 'birthday' delicious?' Can 'gifts' be used to beat people?" Haku, who usually has been arguing with Lily almost all the time, actually united with Lily at this time and put pressure on Goron together.

Goron secretly complained in his heart, he couldn't say that the things he planned to give you had been snatched away by that shameless old boy of Lord Mogar, and now he had a lot of fun. Although he is tired of Hakulili's clinginess, Goron still loves this genius ogre who is dozens or hundreds of times stronger than himself in his heart, and they are also the greatest pride in the heart of Goron, a naturally 'crippled' ogre, in them, Goron seems to be able to see another self.

"Jealousy?" Unfortunately, ogres don't have this kind of boring emotion.

"Well, I'll give you and myself a birthday dinner, and tonight I'll take out the 'wine' thing I brewed myself, and then prepare your favorite siren cream soup and chimpanzee croquette, and by the way, I'll make you a naga bone for a birthday gift, and that's how the birthday in the story is celebrated." ”

Haku loves the cream broth and the kebab patties, and the 'birthday' is delicious!"

Just when Goron was secretly glad in his heart that this level had finally been fooled, he didn't expect Lily's cunning ghost's little ghost to turn his eyes and say something that almost choked Goron to death.

"Don't, I don't want any creamy broth and meatloaf, anyway, what Haku eats will end up in my stomach, and I want other 'birthday gifts'!" "Little Lily, who has the best IQ among ogres, the talented ogre Lori (body size aside, Lily's age is indeed not past the 'expiration date', and it still belongs to the category of Lori) seems to have figured out that on this day, it seems that she can blackmail her eldest brother to her heart's content.

Goron was right to think about it, although Haku and Lily shared the same body, they were indeed two people, and at this time, he was really embarrassed to say that in fact, we were both born on the same day, and I also wanted a gift...... Who made him his brother?

"So, what do you want?"

"I want to marry my brother and give birth to the smartest and strongest baby of the Black Hand Clan~~~!"

Before Goron could say anything, Haku on the side suddenly screamed: "No, no, no, I don't want it, I don't want to have a baby." ”

"It's me and not you, what are you anxious about!" Lily shouted angrily.

Haku suddenly said aggrievedly: "But our stomachs are all connected together......"

"What's the business with me!"

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"Okay!Haku, Lily, both of you shut up!How can Goron have a child with you, he's your brother~~~!"

Goron looked gratefully at his mother, who had spoken out to stop the two-headed ogre from arguing, and his heart was relieved, and he thought to himself, "Mommy can finally come in handy." Don't look at her usual appearance, but adults are adults, and basic common sense is still there."

Unexpectedly, Rafana's next sentence made Goron completely desperate......

"Goron is my mother's, so my mother shouldn't let you give it to Lily!"

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Taking advantage of the fact that one big and one small two, no, three unscrupulous guys were making a mess, Goron sneaked out of the camp tent and fled back to the ogre kitchen where he worked, and sure enough, on a few hams that were being barbecued, there were suddenly a few more uneven huge imprints, and the large pieces of fat were gone, and Goron looked coldly, and saw a few mouths still chewing, but their eyes were quite innocent fat ghost foodies......

Seeing this scene, Goron couldn't even get angry.

Whether it's angry or happy, happy or helpless, in short, this is the daily life of an ogre belonging to Goron...... It's just that now Goron doesn't know that the days that make him have daily headaches and hard work are coming to an end

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After a day of hectic and noisy, the Black Hand clan finally ushered in a quiet night......

I don't know if it was pure luck, or if the ogre who founded the Mafia tribe was a rare and truly wise ogre sage, and the location where the Mafiah tribe was founded was quite good, the tribe was built on a warm and comfortable white sand beach with plenty of food, facing the beautiful and dangerous "Death Turbine" In the sea area, there are seventeen submarine whirlpools guarding the sea route, whether it is a naval pirate or a fishing boat, they dare not approach lightly, and behind the tribal village is a cliff up to hundreds of meters, except for a hidden path, the black hand tribe is almost isolated from the outside world, plus the black hand ogre raiders under the leadership of the king of Mogar are fierce and brave, the black hand tribe has experienced several crises since its establishment, but it has always stood tall.

In this coastal forest, apart from the old enemy Amazon Centaur, the Black Hand Ogre Tribe has almost no decent opponents, not even the mercenary pirates of Haishi Bay Tide Harbor, few dare to attack the Black Hand Clan.

A few days ago, a certain merchant from the outer islands who was plundered by the ogre of the mafier tribe, in order to recover the lost expensive goods and avenge the son who was in charge of escorting the caravan, organized several elite mercenary groups who had just arrived in Haishiwan, and launched a raid on the mafia tribe, but got lost in the jungle for several days and could not find the destination, and then was annihilated by a group of ogre boys led by Hakulili, who was wearing a mask and wearing a battle robe, and the king of Mogar didn't even watch the scene because he ran a few steps slower, and he stomped his feet angrily. Incidentally, at the insistence of Goron and the old shaman Lala Babu, the overly conspicuous Hakulili disguised her features with a mask and robes every time she went out to raid and fight. So much so that although their nickname of "Two-Headed Devil" has spread throughout Haishi Bay, their true appearance has never been known to outsiders, and no one knows that one of the two heads under the mask is the legendary giant demon.

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