Chapter 17 How incompetent you must be to rob an old man of something
In the living room, Li Youcai sighed long: "You have changed, you are no longer the simple and innocent man." Look at you now, you have become so philistine that you can't even understand the humor of an old man. I'm so sad!"
I think if you go down to the skin, it will not only be painful, but it will also make people beat up.
Zhou Xiaoyu looked at the board, and sure enough, the latter was already on the verge of going berserk.
Ban Cuntou roared: "Give me less nonsense, don't take any more money, Lao Tzu will tear down your home!"
Li Youcai shook his head and said: "Don't speculate for more than half a sentence, young people are always thinking about money and money all day long, what future can they have." ”
Ban Cun looked around, as if looking for something to beat the old guy.
Seeing this, Li Youcai hurriedly changed his tone: "Forget it, don't you ask for money, I'll give it to you." ”
He took out a large stack of crumpled banknotes from his pocket, stuffed them into his hand and said, "Now, the money is given to you, you may leave." I still have to cook, don't you see that my eldest grandson and second grandson are hungry?"
"Who's your eldest grandson!"
"I have nothing to do with you old man!"
Chen Ran and Zhou Xiaoyu shouted at the same time.
Ban Cuntou counted the money, stretched out his hand and said, "Old guy, don't play tricks on me, this amount is wrong!"
Li Youcai frowned and said, "No, it's less, get an eight-percent discount." ”
Ban Cuntou shouted: "Do you think you want me to give you a discount when you buy something in the supermarket? Let me tell you, if you can't pay the money today, Lao Tzu will not finish with you!"
Li Youcai took out two pockets and said, "Anyway, I have no money, why don't I pay you back in a few days?"
Ban Cuntou said: "No, you have to pay it back now! Let me tell you, Li Youcai! If you have today, you will ask for it! If you didn't carry this account for your gambling son back then, do you have to pick up the rags now? What's even funnier is that your son is not his own son yet, but was adopted by a welfare home! Do you say that you want to die to save face and suffer the crime!"
The room was quiet.
Zhou Xiaoyu looked at the bad old man in front of him in disbelief, if he hadn't said it, he wouldn't have believed that Li Youcai would have taken on the debt for a son adopted by a welfare home.
Li Youcai was silent for a moment before he said solemnly: "If the son doesn't teach, the father is at fault." It doesn't matter if he's my own or adopted. As his father, I owe it to him to take such a path. Since I can't teach him well, at least, I will bear the debt he owes. ”
Ban Cuntou laughed wildly: "So you are a stupid beep, okay, since you are willing to carry it for him, then pay back the money quickly." If you don't have money, it's not impossible to offset it. ”
He looked at a watch on Li Youcai's wrist.
Li Youcai's face changed and said, "No, this is what my wife gave me." She's gone, and now I'm left with the watch. Or you can walk around the house and take whatever you like. But this watch can never be given to you!"
Ban Cuntou grabbed his hand, forcibly took the watch down and said, "You shabby house, this watch is worth a little money." Li Youcai, this can be regarded as a lesson for you, you are too hypocritical. It's clear that he can't get by, and he has to carry debts for a bastard. I just can't get used to seeing your face!"
With a hard push, he pushed Li Youcai away a few steps, put the watch in his pocket, and then patted his ass and left.
Chen Ran hurriedly went over to support Lao Li, turned around and said, "Xiaoyu, pour a glass of water." ”
After speaking, I found that Zhou Xiaoyu was gone.
Ban Cuntou quickly came downstairs and walked towards the entrance of the alley, when suddenly a voice sounded behind him.
"Stop!"
Ban Cun turned around, only to see a figure coming out of the staircase. When the man walked into the sun, Ban Cuntou was stunned, and then frowned: "What, Lao Li's second grandson, want to help that old guy get ahead?"
"I have nothing to do with that old man! Wait, I'm disguised, and you still recognize me?"
Ban Cuntou shouted: "Don't think that I can't recognize it if I wear a mask of a pleasant goat on my face, do you think this is a movie, and you can't recognize Superman when you put on a pair of eyes?"
Zhou Xiaoyu took off the pleasant goat mask that he picked up casually in the corridor on his face, stretched out his hand and said, "I didn't want to reveal my identity, forget it." Give back the old man's watch, he's already so miserable, why take away the last bit of his thoughts. ”
Ban Cuntou spat and tilted his head to look at Zhou Xiaoyu: "This is your!"
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "I sympathize with you. ”
Ban Cuntou was stunned: "What did you say?"
Zhou Xiaoyu said seriously: "I said I sympathize with you, look at you, how incompetent you are to rob an old man." ”
... Lu Dabao's rage +280.
Lu Dabao, the head of the board, pointed at Zhou Xiaoyu and said, "Don't say that I won't give you a chance, boy, hurry up and take this back to me!"
Zhou Xiaoyu spread his hands and said: "Am I wrong? Look at yourself, you are tall and big, and your limbs are sound, and you actually went to grab an old man's watch." After snatching it, he was still proud, isn't this incompetent?"
... Lu Dabao's rage +510.
Lu Dabao was furious: "You kid can't understand people, right? Apologize to me immediately!"
Zhou Xiaoyu said expressionlessly: "The world is so big, there are so many jobs that can be done, you just started violent debt collection." If you have the ability, why not pick something else to do. That's why I say you're incompetent, what's wrong with that?"
Lu Dabao's eyes were almost bursting with fire: "If you have the guts, you can say it again!"
Zhou Xiaoyu shrugged his shoulders and said: "Since you have such a strange request, then I will fulfill you once, you are incompetent." ”
... Lu Dabao's rage is +810.
"Incompetence, incompetence, incompetence..."
... Lu Dabao's rage is +1210.
Lu Dabao exploded on the spot, I'm so angry, you really dare to say it. And not just once, not just once! Are you willing to run around all day long to collect debts from others? I also want to sit in the office, blow the air conditioner, drink coffee, and do a decent and lucrative job!
But who made me uneducated, I dropped out of high school before I finished high school, moved bricks in a black factory, and worked as a hawker and set up a stall. In the end, I really had no choice but to do this business.
Do you think I'm easy? There is no hardware or insurance in this industry, no holidays and rest days, and no year-end bonuses.
If God gives me another chance to start over, even if I die, I will finish high school, then go to college, study hard, and live a completely different life!
However, there is no way!
Lu Dabao pointed at Zhou Xiaoyu and shouted: "Little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu is not finished with you today!"
He yelled and ran towards Zhou Xiaoyu, looking at this, if he didn't fry Zhou Xiaoyu and peel off his bones, it was really hard to get rid of the hatred in his heart.