The performance of the program has begun, and the auditorium of several thousand people has begun to come to life, and the atmosphere has gradually become warm.

"Wow, the host is pretty and beautiful! What's your name?" Zhou Yishan said as he stared at the hostess on the stage.

"She's Song Qiuyi at the eighth and third levels!" Catwoman said sourly.

"Why don't you send autumn clothes?" said Zhou Yishan said with a smile.

"People are Song-Qiu-Yi, and the Yi who plays chess. Catwoman's sour taste is gone, and she giggles.

Oh, that's it......

At this time, Song Qiuyi said on stage: "There is a movie called "The Disaster of the Python" these days, I don't know if you have watched it?"

"I've seen ......" The audience in the audience cooperated loudly.

"Who do you like best?"

"Danny ......"

It's a girl.

"Tyri......

"Willow ......"

It's a boy.

"Then our female compatriots are blessed, and now we have to invite senior Zhou Yishan-" Song Qiuyi deliberately exaggeratedly shouted.

Alas......

The audience sighed.

Except for some people who specialize in subtitles and posters, almost no one knows about the Daimyo of Zhou Zhoushan, and it is strange that he has never participated in any appearance activities in a movie from publicity to screening.

Song Qiuyi also deliberately sighed and said, "Then let's cancel the performance on Zhou Yishan and change someone, okay?"

"Good ......"

"Then please Dan-Ni-" Song Qiuyi saw that the audience's attention had been attracted and stopped selling Guanzi.

"Aren't Danny and Zhou Zhou Shan the same person?"

But no one could hear this voice of doubt.

There was already a commotion in the audience, and even the person in charge of the camera stood up and carefully checked the camera.

……

Zhou Zhou Shan stood up from the stage, and the students below made their voices louder, including boys, although they were not happy that Zhou Zhou Shan grabbed the attention of the girls, but they admired his skills, and the superb skills shown in "The Disaster of the Python" were countless boys who appeared in their dreams since they were children.

Men have a martial arts dream!

On Monday, the mountain station came to the stage, and the voices below were even louder.

His dress today is no longer the usual nondescript, and all the women work together to clean it up, and the effect is extraordinary.

A long black casual suit, a white shirt without a tie, but two buttons, bright leather shoes, a long figure, a smile at the corners of the lips, a lazy and casual temperament, and the whole person is indescribably chic and comfortable.

Song Qiuyi walked to the stage with bright eyes.

Zhou Yishan smiled and bowed, and said, "Don't look at me as old, in fact, I am your junior-"

As he spoke, he suddenly pointed to the audience below: "That senior sister, don't deflat, although I look dozens of years old, in fact, I am only a teenager, sister, do you think I am your younger brother?"

The last sentence was deliberately coquettish, and the movements were also exaggerated, especially the word "brother", which made people get goosebumps all over their bodies.

"Yes—" The female and male classmates below echoed, followed by laughter.

"Actually, when I first came to school, I heard that the handsome guys in the whole Sam Empire are concentrated in Peking Opera, I came here to study, will I get close to Zhu Zhechi, and also get a little light, and others will call me handsome guy in the future, maybe a beautiful senior sister will take a fancy to me——"

"I have a crush on you......" The male and female classmates below followed suit.

"Hey, hey, that cricket senior, what are you shouting about?

With Xiao Shenlong's same tone and movements, the audience below burst into laughter.

Where did the 2B junior come from, it's so funny!

Even the students who have already made a name for themselves out of school can't help but laugh, and can't help but admire Zhou Yishan's courage, this product is more or less a celebrity!

They themselves need to maintain their best image at any time, how dare they be exaggerated and funny like Zhou Yishan,

And the boys in the direction of Zhou Zhoushan's finger laughed the most happily.

"When I first entered the school, I asked Principal Cai Fuzhi, can I become handsome when I come to study?"

Cai Fuzhi was a little blind below, and he had no impression of Zhou Yishan at all.

"I didn't expect Principal Cai to point to the door and say that the door is over there!"

Zhou Zhoushan's expression and movement spoke in a full tone of Cai Fuzhi, and there was a burst of laughter below.

He looked at Cai Fuzhi again and said, "Principal Cai, how do you know that I can't be handsome?"

"I sadly came out of Principal Cai's office, I entered Principal Zhang Yimu's office again, and I asked again, can I find a partner like this?"

Principal Zhang looked at me and said earnestly, "Do you still want to deal with someone like you?" Wake up as soon as possible! Don't you know that my Peking Opera girl has a high vision for fame? An old handsome guy like me has never played a Peking Opera girlfriend in Peking Opera for decades!"

I can't play it? I don't know how many little girls want to climb into my bed!

Zhang Yimu's eyes widened, he remembered Zhou Yishan, but he didn't expect Zhou Yishan to make fun of him.

"I just thought why I can't deal with someone, although I don't have Principal Zhang, but I'm young! Some things always have to be taken advantage of when you're young!

Many boys looked at Zhang Yimu and laughed.

Zhang Yimu looked confused, my body is very good, and my endurance is long, at least three minutes each time.

"I was hit by two principals in a row, which hurt my self-esteem too much, so I turned around and left, but I didn't expect that as soon as I left the principal's office, my nosebleed came out......"

Hahaha......

"What are you laughing at? When you saw Teacher Gu Xiaomeng, you didn't have a nosebleed?"

"We don't dare ......," the students below shouted joyfully.

"Look, look, I just said that such a beautiful teacher Gu can be kept with me? It turns out that you don't have the guts! After that, you can't have nosebleeds, I booked ......."

Gu Xiaomeng stared at Zhou Yishan fiercely, and he couldn't run up to the stage and beat him severely.

"You see, Teacher Gu is sending me autumn spinach with affection......"

"Alas, in fact, I saw that Teacher Gu was similar to you that day, I ran forward and said, I want to fall in love with you, beauty, I didn't expect Teacher Gu to care about my kidneys very much, she told me affectionately that there is a toilet over there......"

"It wasn't until I saw Principal Cai Fuzhi again that I realized that Teacher Gu had said the same thing to him, and Principal Cai told me that Teacher Gu asked me to go to the toilet to pee and take pictures...... A lot of people say I'm ugly, but I'm just not handsome enough......"

The gentleman laughed, and Cai Fuzhi's face darkened.

"Later, I met a girl who was not beautiful enough to be obvious, I think there should be a drama now, I didn't expect the girl to say that you go to plastic surgery first to become Cai Hekui, but I went to become Cai Hekui, you have to at least grow into a forest......"

"I went to ask Principal Zhang, can I be Cai He Kui, I didn't expect Principal Zhang to say, you are a bit difficult, but the whole two-dollar capacity is still no problem, spend one dollar to take the bus, the doctor said that it can't be done, and then spend another dollar to come back......"

Zhou Yishan learned Zhang Yimu also learned vividly, and the laughter below was not broken, and many people rolled on their stomachs.

"Later, I thought, did I get a single for the rest of my life, but I found that I was moved again, today I was touched by a name that touched my dry heart, that is, our beautiful host senior sister, you hear her name is Song Qiuyi, her younger brother is called Song Qiujiao, what a warm family, if you marry her as a wife, she will definitely not dislike me......"

Song Qiuyi was bending over and laughing, but he didn't expect to be shot while lying down, so he couldn't help crying and laughing.

"Actually, you have to find the right place and time to find a partner, I remember that day on May 20th, I saw Principal Cai staring at a little girl in a bookstore, the little girl found out, came over and said, why are you always staring at me, Principal Cai flashed his palm 520 three big characters, stepped forward and said, girl, you like to read, right? The little girl said, yes, Principal Cai replied, that uncle also likes to see you......"

There was silence below, followed by laughter.

Cai Fuzhi's face was like the bottom of a pot......

……

PS: Today 520, I wish my friends a successful confession!

When you are happy and sweet, remember that I am waiting for you silently here!

Love you!

Boom!