Uncle Wang, the head of the village, has a toothless mouthful, and every day he goes out to pick up old bottles, waste cinders, and even lost oil barrels, and he can laugh happily.

It turned out that Zhang Erdan, the most clever person in the village, also came back from graduating from Binjiang Film and Television Academy, and followed Uncle Wang to drum up a short video live broadcast of 'Uncle Wang's quotations', which was very popular for a while.

Inspired by Zhang Erdan, a few friends in the village who were out of luck and couldn't find a way out, also took advantage of the abandoned mining areas and old houses with housing prices of less than 500 yuan, and set up the nostalgic live broadcast of film and television that was popular in the 70s and 80s.

Second-hand Harley, old sunglasses, bell bottoms, a big hand radio, and the end of the world......

For a while, this northwest town has become different, and even attracted the attention of local provinces and municipalities, preparing to build a nostalgic industrial cultural industrial park in Northwest China.

These are all in this summer vacation, that sultry afternoon, Zhang Erdan saw the live broadcast of the wilderness from the betta......

Back in Chen Fan's live broadcast room, at this time, he had already put those indiscriminately grown, thorny Rosaceae plants horizontally and vertically, anyway, they were scattered in a small waterhole about one meter wide and about four or five meters long.

In this way, Chen Fan's preliminary plan to round up the sheep in the waterhole was completed.

As for the surrounding traps, a circle of traps that was more than ten meters long and less than five meters wide at the widest point, Chen Fan was only prepared to fool around for the time being, because the materials were really limited, and it was impossible to complete a lot in one day.

"That's basically it, old iron!"

Chen Fan clapped his big hands and smiled like a standard villain.

"Now that the trap has been set, it's just waiting for those cute little sheep to be trapped. ”

"Forehead ......"

Suddenly, the barrage in Chen Fan's live broadcast room rushed up again:

"Holy old iron, don't you want to me, my pants are off, you just show me this?"

"Grass, all day long, the trap is ready, I don't know where the sheep are!"

"Fan Ye pretended to fail, he was going to be slapped in the face, it was completely self-YY thing, if your trap can surround the sheep, count me as losing!"

"I bet on a pack of spicy strips, Fan Ye must be out of line now, who let him go all the way too smoothly! I don't know how difficult it is on the road of life!"

"Phew, upstairs, you have a misunderstanding of Shunli, Fan Ye has been live broadcast all the way to the wilderness, how many times have you escaped death, can you tell me that it is smooth? ”

"Hahaha, our barrage this time, it is estimated that it is the most worrying for Fan Ye, where does this have anything to do with Smooth! If it weren't for Fan Ye's own miraculous power to protect his body, he would have been chased into the water by a group of yellow sheep that time. ”

"And that time, the time when I was tough with the bald head, I almost drowned in the lake!"

"How do I remember being chased by wild boars, it was the most dangerous, because I have personally heard that we were bitten to death by wild boars here. ”

"What is this, the real crazy time, or the last time in the primeval forest, how did Fan Ye hide in the trees and shiver, and in the end, if it wasn't for the golden leopard couple to save him, it would have been a meal for the steppe wolves. ”

"Therefore, the above total proves that Fan Ye did not have a smooth journey, but he is just a Xiaoqiang who really can't be killed. ”

"Ah...... Haha, hahaha, Xiaoqiang, who can't be killed, has no brush!"

"Don't say it, I'm ...... dirty"

"Are you the dirtiest cutie? There's a picture, okay, I've got it too. ”

"Did little brother Fan catch up with Lulu sauce? No, just make do with me, it's still the first time for people, the Lun family wants to give you a monkey." ”

"Brother Fan, come to me, my wife has just been divorced for less than half a year, she is twenty-eight years old, and she is less than thirty, follow me and promise to take you straight to the top of the clouds......"

"You guys are so neat, is it really good, my mortal master is only twenty-one!"

"What's wrong with twenty-one, when I was twenty-one, I had three boyfriends. ”

"Ahh

"Hey, I know that no matter what the topic is, as long as you are in this group, you will all take it to the direction of driving. ”

"Drop, kindergarten card!"

"Drop, bus card!"

"Drop, old man card. ”

"Drop, woman's card!"

"Drip ,......"

"What the hell is the woman stuck, is there a devil upstairs?"

"Policeman Shu Huang, this is not a car to kindergarten, I want to get out of the car. ”

Chen Fan looked at the scene of a group of sand sculpture sailors having a lot of fun, fortunately, the topics were within a controllable range, and they were not too exaggerated.

So he laughed it off.

After all, these are all masters, and they are his own food and clothing parents, and he still has to do his business today!

"Ladies and gentlemen, from now on, I'm going to lead you to see the real technology, do you know what?"

"What's it?"

"Ask the same question!"

"Upstairs upstairs has already helped me with the question. ”

Chen Fan straightened the collar of his T-shirt, and replied, "Of course, that's the ultimate task of my preparation today, looking for goats." ”

"Didn't you mock me for failing? I'll show you what it means to find the goats at once, how to drive the goats, and how to drive the flocks into my predetermined encirclement. ”

"Let's see!"

However, although he spoke so hard and masculine, Chen Fan was really not sure in his heart, to be honest.

Not why, just because of this desert island, there are still nearly a dozen square kilometers in radius, and goats are naturally good at climbing, in case they get to the cliffs and reefs that they can't reach, then he can only wait for the goats to return to the dense forest.

"That's right, the direction I'm walking in now is the way of the goats that they are accustomed to walking, and I should find them as I follow their fresh footsteps.

However, I have a bad feeling that the sheep seem to have arrived on the reef, where I harvested the gooseneck barnacles yesterday, and I guess they are going to replenish the salt.

Goats, and arguably all cattle and sheep, love to lick the natural salts on dry rocks.

In the northwest of China, in the area of Chaka Salt Lake, there are wild Tibetan antelopes and yaks and sheep grazing areas raised by herdsmen, which are mosses on saline-alkali land.

Because herbivores, after eating a lot of plants, will accumulate a lot of oxalic acid, and if there is not enough salt in the stomach to break it down, they will fall into an unhealthy situation.

So, it's instinctive behavior.

And the reason why they didn't go directly to the sea to drink seawater is that it is estimated that this group of sheep has choked on the seawater, and they have concluded that only by gnawing those dry salts on the reef is the healthiest way to ingest!"

"Well, I'm lucky, I found a bunch of small black particles here, it looks like that big black compound fertilizer, this is sheep manure.

I see that some wilderness people say that sheep dung can be picked up piece by piece to dry and burn firewood, in fact, it is very depressing, this thing, unless it is in the sheepfold, with urine, water, and uneaten weeds into a pile of drying is almost the same.

Otherwise, whoever can pick it up piece by piece, and I will give him a hundred pieces if he can. ”