Chapter 31: The Truth Always Twists and Turns
"Doctor, I'm in so much pain, I need anesthesia too!"
"Because of this, my mind is also washed away, and everything becomes irreparable!"
"Oh, the prodigal son of the festival will eventually become scum!"
"I swear, I really didn't know Grey Feet was the girlfriend of glasses at the time!"
"Hehe, the reasons for the scumbags are exactly the same. ”
"I really don't know! Sometimes I can't even see what the girl looks like, how can I remember everyone's name!"
"Tsk, this guy is so arrogant that it's annoying!"
"So, you accidentally got on your best friend's glasses?" Liu Guanxi's eyes flashed with gossip fire, and voyeurism or something had long been left behind.
"I guess it's right? Glasses scolded me like this, and Gray Feet cried!"
"Wow, you're a scumbag, if you think about it carefully, you can't even remember if you've been on it?"
"Sometimes they wake up and leave on their own, what can I do!"
"No matter, eat my lemon fist!"
"You said that you indulged yourself in order to avoid it, so it's not gray feet?" Yang Jingru was keenly aware of the flaws in Yabai's words.
Chen Li, who mentioned the old fist, was suddenly stunned, and said strangely: "Yes! Since it is not a drama of two men fighting for wives, who are you putting on your happy and painful feelings?"
"The supporting characters who don't have names in this story don't count, and there are only three youkai whose names have appeared......" Liu Guanxi's face became strange.
"Raven White!"
"Gray Feet!"
“...... Glasses!"
Everyone looked at the crow white in unison, and the atmosphere became heavy.
"Love can even cross races, and what is the difference between genders!" Yabai generously stated: "In ancient times, there was a habit of dragon and yang, and there was also a graceful thing of breaking sleeves and splitting peaches, which shows that the ancients had long popularized male love! In ancient Greece, there was even an army that loved each other called the Theban Holy Army......
"Stop!" Chen Li's face distorted: "I understand your mood very well, but I can't understand your behavior!"
"Alas, vulgar mortals!" Raven Bai lowered his head in disbelief and covered his face with his wings: "Sure enough, you all have the same idea! Obviously I said that I was not interested in its body, but I obviously said that it was just an attraction between souls, why are you all so dirty! Obviously my brain is above, and all I think of is below! Is the stimulation of dopamine so important? Why can't you experience the joy in the depths of your soul!"
"Wait, what you see in the box is ......"
"I saw it, my glasses and I were flying in the warm sun, and there was not a single cloud in the sky. I saw that we were snuggling up on a lonely branch on a cliff, talking to each other. I saw that the applause of the whole world was blessing the two of us, and the bell of the temple rang for a long time!" Crow Bai suddenly became excited, and said loudly as he walked: "It is my sun, without it I will have no light! It is my flower, without which the world will lose its fragrance! It is my way, the direction that guides me! I can't bear to lose it for a minute or a second, I am afraid to see its face again, and I am even more afraid that I will never see its face again!"
"And then, you're going to watch the live stream endlessly and watch the mirage?"
"For the sake of glasses, even a disgusting cat can hold on!" Raven Bai's face was fierce, and the divine circle of light rose above his head.
"Meow!" Ah Tang slapped Crow Bai fiercely, and blinded it.
"If you want to say bad things about others, you can leave it behind your back, and it will be too faceless to say it in person. Chen Li gloated and said: "Let me introduce, this is the disgusting cat you saw in the live broadcast, its name is Ah Tang." ”
"Miss Ben's posture is just to allow you to better connect with me, so that you stinky men can get in touch with me and absorb essence, so that you stinky men will stain my body at a glance!" Ah Cheng pouted his face and looked at the ceiling.
"It turns out that the cat that comes to see Mirage dangle from time to time is you!"
"Well, I've got the thing to say. Raven White, have you never rested and haven't even eaten?"
"Of course! How could I waste time looking at glasses to do such a thing! I always hold my eyelids with a toothpick to prevent them from blinking when I watch Mirage!" said Raven Bai proudly, "My faith is not so superficial as being defeated by weariness!"
"What a pervert!" Liu Guanxi also understood: "If you don't eat, drink or sleep, the iron man can't bear such a toss!"
"I think it's better to call it the Iron Bird...... This is my favorite hardcover edition of The Count of Monte Cristo!"
"Mr. Crowbai, did you faint because you were tired from watching the mirage continuously?" asked Yang Jingru.
"Definitely!" replied Raven Bai quickly and loudly, comparable to a schoolboy wearing a red scarf on his chest: "There is no other possibility!"
"I've actually sucked this kind of perverted essence, vomit!" Ah Tang retched a few times in disgust, very disgusted.
"Anyway, thanks to Yabai's frankness, Ah Tang has finally cleared the suspicion of deliberately hurting the demon, congratulations, congratulations!" Chen Li applauded vigorously and said: "The matter is already very clear! Ah Tang just violated the regulations that do not infringe on the legitimate rights and interests of monsters, in view of the slight circumstances and the criminal's remorse, I announce that I will sentence Ah Tang to ten days of detention and go home for execution!"
"What kind of plane are you messing around with again!"
"Hehe, I'm reasonable!" Chen Li glanced at Liu Guanci and said to Yabai, "As a victim, what do you want to say?"
"No, it's a gift! Heaven has heard my prayers and given me a treasure! Thank you! You have brought back my best memories! Can you give me back the box?"
"Okay, next!Dog, are you still there?" Chen Li shouted at the top of his voice.
"Yes, yes!" the dog's half-cut body came out of the corner and nodded respectfully.
"The box made by Ah Tang has sucked your essence and caused you to indulge in mirage, what do you think?"
"It's embarrassing, but it's nice to be able to let Crow Bai see my true side!" said the dog, pulling his tongue, "Actually, I've been bothered, what if it dislikes me......"
"OK!" Chen Li stretched out his hands and shrugged his shoulders: "Happy ending, just treat it as if nothing happened!"
"Then it's about breaking into the office and peeping at the documents?" Liu Guanxi raised his eyebrows: "Our life-saving department is a confidential unit......
"Haven't you been clamoring to say that you have to make up the world and build the Internet, and you can't get busy! You won't be able to use ready-made helpers?"
"Again, the last time Qiansi's thing has made it difficult for Liu Ju to do!"
"Isn't that what my friend uses at this time!Don't worry, I won't make it difficult for Ah Qing!" Chen Li patted his chest and said, "I'll talk to Situ Lao Pifu!"
"It's called Director Situ!" Liu Guanxi said helplessly: "You, think about your own situation......!
"Hehe, Lao Tzu forgot about Lao Tzu after he didn't go to Beijing for a few years? Whoever dares to make trouble, Lao Tzu will let him understand what Chen's hob meat is!" Chen Li said proudly: "If you can't solve the problem, you can solve the person who creates the problem, it's very simple, right?"
"Director, I don't think this sentence means this......" Yang Jingru said with some confusion: "Since Ah Tang is not an entity, what is the matter with the hair on the seat?"
"Mao, what Mao, Miss Ben is not the kind of low-level creature that sheds hair!" Ah Tang said dissatisfiedly: "Although Jiaying said not to lick her hair often and bought hair killer medicine for me to eat, my hair loss is just an illusion created by illusion!"
“......”
The family carnival has been filmed, the thank you subtitles have floated out, what is it like to be pressed back?
"Lie down, can't you say it later, let me set it down and study these hairs slowly!"
“...... You're a real driver!"
"Each other, each other!"
The fur that had been left behind in the seat was re-displayed, and the group of ghosts fell into deep thought over the orange fur.
"Is it possible that the hair on the dog's body? I look quite similar!" Yang Jingru was the first to hypothesize.
"No, the dog's fur is thicker and stiffer. These hairs are soft and delicate, and it looks like they should be regularly maintained. Wild cats will never have such hair!"
"It's a bit of an orchid, and it's not an industrially synthesized one, it's all natural!" the dog sucked in the moist nose and got a new clue from the smell.
"Someone keeps and takes good care of pet cats, but our neighborhood is all wasteland!" Liu Guanxi looked at the surveillance video again: "Running all the way here to play? Besides, cats can't come into the office!"
"Is what the eye sees necessarily true? As the saying goes, seeing is believing, so why do we have different opinions about the same thing? The truth of this world is that falsehood is often more common than truth!"
"Ah, you're having convulsions, even if you imitate the literary style of the crow white, you have to match other people's faces to be useful!"
Chen Li changed his frivolous style and posed as a philosophical cultural person: "The truth is in the hands of a few, and the truth is recognized by the majority in the hands of a few, and such a fallacy can be seen everywhere in life." Consciousness, knowledge, and insight often come from the 'truth' that we recognize in ourselves! Odin lost his right eye in order to gain wisdom, and we don't have to make such a big sacrifice, just close one eye. ”
"Now, I will incarnate Odin to uncover the hidden truth for you!
"What's the ghost called! I have something to say!" Liu Guanxi slashed at Chen Li with a knife, but Chen Li raised his hand to calmly parry.
I saw that Chen Li's eyes were subtle but not revealed, tactful and changeable, and he kept looking behind Liu Guanxi. Liu Guanxi was stunned for a moment and immediately reacted, and took the opportunity to wipe Chen Li's shoulder.
"Oh, there's a hair here, ah...... Director, I'll sweep it away for you!"
"Very good! As a subordinate, you have to keep an eye on the status of your boss at all times, and you are doing a good job!"
Taking advantage of the opportunity to bow his head, Liu Guanxi asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?"
"Soon enough!"
The opportunity to stagger was only for a split second, but the two exchanged enough information.