"Thank you, thank you for saving me!"

Zhang Lianxiang's eyes were full of little stars, and she said.

"Thank you!"

Ye Zhifan smiled indifferently and said, "It's not me who saved you, this Niu Xiaoqiang has done too many bad things, and he was thundered by the sky......"

"Uh-huh!"

Although Zhang Lianxiang was a little suspicious in her heart, why did Ye Zhifan thunder when she opened the lid of the purple gourd? But she still couldn't help but be curious.

"Go to school, let's go, I'll ride with you." ”

Ye Zhifan said, riding Zhang Lianxiang's mountain bike, and said.

"Hmph, tease me. You can't take people with this car!"

Zhang Lianxiang spit out her fragrant tongue and said coquettishly.

"Hey, you lie on my back, I'll take you. ”

Ye Zhifan tilted his head and said. I am now a half-immortal body, and there is absolutely no problem with riding a bicycle and wearing a person.

"Okay!"

Zhang Lianxiang snorted, leaned on Ye Zhifan's back without hesitation, and said, "I want to see how you rode me away?"

"Damn, it's really tall enough ......"

Ye Zhifan felt the two soft touches from his back, and his heart immediately rippled.

"Cut, what's in your mouth?"

Zhang Lianxiang asked curiously.

"Lie down, go!"

Ye Zhifan hurriedly diverted the topic, stepped on the pedal, took Zhang Lianxiang, and drove towards the direction of the school.

Buzz!

Ye Zhifan stepped on the old mountain bike and gave full play to its performance, carrying two people, walking like a little swallow between the gap between pedestrians and vehicles. Electric cars, cars, and pedestrians were all left behind.

Overload and speed!

Pedestrians and vehicles on the road were stunned when they saw this old mountain bike speeding desperately.

After a while, the two came to the gate of the first middle school.

"A pair of dog men and women!"

"10,000 critical damage!"

……

Zhang Lianxiang and Ye Zhifan held hands, like a little couple, making the single dogs wail along the way.

"Your riding posture is so handsome, from now on, you will be the male god in the minds of our girls!"

After Zhang Lianxiang got out of the car, she said with a on her face.

"Hehe, you are also the goddess in the hearts of our boys!"

Ye Zhifan complimented.

Walking into the classroom, Niu Xiaoqiang's seat was empty. Obviously, everyone doesn't know that he has died heroically on the battlefield of pickling girls.

The first class this afternoon was math class.

The math teacher's surname is Cao, and he is a young and vigorous young man in his twenties who has just graduated from Huaibei Normal University. Mr. Cao wears a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and he usually has a purple sauce that is obsessed with color. Her eyes always like to stare at the sensitive parts of beautiful female students, sweeping them around, or in the name of reviewing their homework, they do something to female students...... The female students did not dare to fight because of their face.

Therefore, the students did not like Ms. Cao.

In fact, all the courses in the three years of high school have already been taught. Now it's all the same, either reviewing the previous content, or commenting on the test papers, which is very boring.

Now that I have the clairvoyance of clairvoyance, I can look wherever I want to take the exam, and I don't have to listen to lectures.

Ye Zhifan took out his mobile phone and began to enter the fairy world chat group water group.

The third prince of Nezha: Ahem, this prince is not small, he has a villa, a luxury car, and a huge amount of money at home, but he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.

Comes with a sad expression.

Fairy Chang'e: Hehe, has the third prince developed well, and still wants to find a girlfriend?

Marshal Tianpeng: Fairy Chang'e, Marshal Ben has developed well in all aspects. I also want to find an old companion, Fairy Chang'e, look at the two of us......

Erlang God Yang Jian: Dead pig's head, you want to marry Chang'e even if you are a clam! Chang'e Fairy, only a rich and handsome person like Ben Zhenjun can be worthy.

As soon as Fairy Chang'e bubbled, Marshal Tianpeng and Erlang God Yang Jian immediately teased with words.

Yue Lao: Although the third prince is not young, his figure, mind, and lower body are indeed too small.

Tota Li Tianwang: Well, the third prince of Nezha is a premature baby, why can't he grow tall? This king has to ask the divine doctor Hua Tuo to give him a cure.

King Tota Li had three sons and one daughter. The eldest son, Li Jinzha, waits for the Buddha, and the second son, Li Muzha, waits for the Bodhisattva Guanyin of the South China Sea.

The first two sons all escaped into Buddhism, and they had no desires or desires, and they could not continue the Li family's incense. As for the inheritance, you can only count on the youngest son Nezha. But who knew that for thousands of years, little Nezha would never grow up, which made King Tota Li anxious.

Divine Doctor Hua Tuo: This divine doctor listened to the introduction of the condition of Tota Li Tianwang, and the reason why he did not grow tall was probably because of the lack of calcium.

Tota Li Heavenly King: Divine doctor, should I make up for calcium?

Giant Spirit God: @哪吒三太子, it is recommended to take Giant Energy Calcium Calcium Tablets, it can promote the second development of the immortal body, and it is not a problem to increase height and thickness!

While Aite Nezha's third prince, the giant spirit god chatted privately with the divine doctor Hua Tuo, hoping that he would recommend his giant energy calcium calcium tablets, and solemnly promised to give a 10% rebate.

Divine Doctor Hua Tuo: Well, the third prince eats some giant energy calcium and calcium tablets, which will definitely help him grow taller and stronger, and grow thick underneath. If you take 10,000 courses of treatment, 100 bottles of a course of treatment, a total of 1 million bottles of Juneng calcium tablets, you will definitely be able to marry a daughter-in-law.

1,000,000 bottles of calcium?

For the sake of immortal coins, the divine doctor Hua Tuo is ruthless enough!

Doctors in heaven and earth, selling drugs, are all kickbacks. Without kickbacks, it would be impossible for the divine doctor Hua Tuo to sell the giant calcium tablets.

Ye Zhifan browsed the chat records of the immortals and couldn't help but laugh.

The math teacher is in class, spitting stars and talking about the lesson. Suddenly, he saw Ye Zhifan smirking at his phone, and he was annoyed for a moment.

Countdown to the college entrance examination, twenty-nine days.

The eyebrows are burned, and I actually play with my mobile phone in class!

The math teacher picked up the blackboard eraser and threw it down.

Every move of the math teacher is watched by the students. When he was about to smash someone, everyone wondered, who was going to be unlucky?

But the blackboard rubbed at Ye Zhifan, and when it came to his head, suddenly the trajectory turned a 90-degree bend, and it hit the head of Niu Yang in the same seat.

"Woooooo

Niu Yang, who was listening carefully, smashed a peach-like bag on his head, and he said with a face full of grievances: "Teacher, for no reason, why are you smashing me? You have to give me an explanation." Otherwise, let's see you in court, I have to sue you, and I have to compensate me for mental damages. ”

It has to be said that today's children have a sense of self-protection.

Exposed!

Ye Zhifan was startled and quickly put away his mobile phone. He has a fairy aura on his body, how can a small blackboard eraser hurt him?

"Niu Yang, I'm sorry, I missed it. ”

The math teacher smiled and said, "After class in a while, I'll take you to the infirmary, don't worry now......"

The cow and sheep pursed their lips and did not speak.

"Ye Zhifan, you wipe the blackboard and pick it up for me!"

The math teacher was furious, unquestioningly. Why does this blackboard erase not follow the laws of science, and still wants to go against the sky? He is really puzzled.

Newton, who discovered the law of inertia of motion, please open the coffin board and explain to me, why is this?

"Hmm!"

Ye Zhifan knew that he was the first to play with his mobile phone in class. He stood up and obediently brought the blackboard eraser to the podium.

"Ye Zhifan, tell me that you play with your mobile phone in class all day long, and if you can't get into college, you are destined to achieve nothing in the future. When you step into the society, you can only move bricks on the construction site, operate on the assembly line, or become a gangster in the society, become a burden to the society, and become a factor of social instability......"

Ye Zhifan came to the podium and was reprimanded by the math teacher.

"Hmph, who said I couldn't get into college! I still have to take the Yenching University entrance exam......

Ye Zhifan was also annoyed, and his anger also came up. This math teacher has taken the wrong medicine. I used to go to class, I often played with my mobile phone, and I didn't have a teacher to ask, what's wrong with me today?

"Hmph, can you also be admitted to Yenching University? This is the biggest joke I've ever heard!"

The math teacher smiled and said disdainfully.

"Hehe, what if I could?"

Ye Zhifan also smiled and said. I have a perspective on my own, and being admitted to a prestigious university is not like picking up things.

"Hmph, if you take the exam at the end of tomorrow and you can enter the top ten in the whole grade, I will broadcast live to eat Xiang!"

The math teacher snorted and said contemptuously.

Live broadcast to eat Xiang?

This math teacher has a lot of bad taste! In that case, then I will satisfy your special hobby.

"Teacher Cao, a word is a certainty!"

Ye Zhifan returned to his seat and said loudly.

"It's a deal!"

Teacher Cao snorted and said, "If you don't get into the top ten, get me out of the first middle school, and never let me see you!"

Surabaya No. 1 Middle School is a provincial and municipal key middle school, with a total of nearly 1,000 students, and the top students in the county are concentrated here. If you want to be in the top 10 of the whole grade, it's easier said than done!

"Wow, Ye Zhifan is against the teacher everywhere, it's so cool!"

Ye Zhifan usually hangs his son, his grades are a mess, and he is confident that he will be admitted to Yenching University, it seems that he is prepared...... This girl, don't you usually pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?!"

"Usually it doesn't show the dew, but it plays at a super level at critical moments...... The cliff is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. ”

"Teacher Cao is tragic, and he is definitely going to eat Xiang live!"

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