Chapter 152: Stupid Immortal Cultivator!
Late at night, silent, the cat demon who broke into the room......
Li Yu has already begun to make up for the horror stories he has read, and generally speaking, the protagonists in the stories will die miserably.
But fortunately, Lao Tzu is an immortal cultivator, and his cultivation may not be lower than this little kitten, so he doesn't panic, if he really fights, it's a big deal to pull out his sword and stab it!
Li Yu calmly took out a bag of lemons from under the bed and placed them in front of him. It's impossible to draw a sword, so let's cut the fruit.
The arrogant aura of the white cat broke in a second. Is this man sick with his meow, and he actually puts lemons under his bed!
It glared at the damn stenching thing, leaped lightly, and gracefully jumped onto the table, condescendingly and waiting.
"Stupid immortal cultivator, this seat has decided to give you a chance to talk to this seat. The white cat said coldly.
Don't dare to move your claws, want to make peace? Li Yu glanced at it: "There's nothing to talk about, you can go." ”
"Meow?" the white cat was confused again.
Can you listen to what people say?! If it weren't for the sausage's face, the old lady would politely negotiate with you?
Just what you did to my mother last night is enough for my mother to scratch your ugly face a hundred times!
You know, it sneaked into a house yesterday and washed off the damn lemon smell with a puffy head of hot water overnight.
It scared the family into thinking the bathroom was haunted......
"Okay, give you a chance to speak, you say. Seeing that the kitten was about to go crazy, Li Yu suddenly smiled and was relieved.
A cat wants to negotiate with him, he doesn't know how many people he has negotiated, and this push and pull will immediately establish a negotiation advantage in the other party's heart.
The white cat calmly voiced and said: "You have repeatedly offended this seat, and the adults of this seat do not care about the villain, as long as you compensate for a condensing pill, this seat will forgive you." ”
After all, the damage is too great when you fight, look at that circle of lemons, your nose will blow up every minute, and you won't do it if you can BB!
Li Yu was a little surprised, this kitten originally recognized the Qi Condensing Pill, it seems that these monsters know more than they imagined.
The asymmetry of information is not good for negotiations, and it seems that we cannot be entangled in "give or not", and we must completely deny the other party's words and re-establish the preconditions that are beneficial to ourselves!
"I don't agree with what you say, it's because you have repeatedly broken into my mansion, tried to snatch my pills, and ate my sausages. How do you tell me how to compensate for my mental damage and sausage fees? Also, these lemons are what I paid for, and they will be counted on your head. ”
Li Yu said lightly. Anyway, now it's you who take the initiative to ask for peace, and wait to pay for all the underwear!
The white cat's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it, isn't it now that this seat is merciful and forgive your crimes?
These evil lemons actually ask the old lady to pay for them? If you have the ability, don't buy them! The old lady immediately scratches your face!
"You're blackmailing!" the white cat was annoyed.
Li Yu shrugged his shoulders: "Let's talk about what assets you have and see if you can afford to lose." ”
The white cat rolled his eyes slightly: "I don't have any human assets, don't you want to scavenge half a penny from me! But the Qi Condensing Pill, you must pay me!"
Li Yu picked up the lemon: "Then we have nothing to say, let's do it!"
"Meow meow!" the white cat hurriedly shouted, "The issue of compensation can be discussed again! I don't need the ready-made Qi Condensing Pill ......"
Li Yu frowned: "What's the matter, there are still half percent of the pills?"
The white cat hung his head and said, "I can produce medicinal herbs, and if you refine one for me, it will be regarded as your compensation." ”
"Do you still have medicinal herbs?"
"Of course, the cultivation resources that have been passed down from generation to generation in this family are beyond the imagination of mortals?" the white cat finally regained his pride and said with a shelf.
"It turned out to be a second generation of demons, disrespectful and disrespectful!" Li Yu also understood a little, these monsters were active in the deep mountains and old forests, and they encountered a lot of medicinal materials with aura for many years, and they all secretly collected them.
It's just that I don't know how to alchemy, and it's too violent to swallow medicinal herbs, and it may not have much effect, so I knew that there was such a stupid demon......
"How about it?" snorted the white cat.
Li Yu smiled: "This compensation condition is very reasonable, I can accept it, but I have one thing you have to do for me." ”
The white cat squinted his eyes and was delighted: "You agreed?
Li Yu nodded: "Of course not, how could I deceive you into a cat? ”
He tore off a piece of paper in his notebook, wrote the names of the medicinal materials needed for the Qi Condensing Pill, wrote down three times the amount, and handed it to the white cat: "Can you read the words? ”
emmmm…… As for the other two medicinal herbs, of course, they are regarded as your compensation to Lao Tzu!
Anyway, this demon second generation has a very big mouth, probably there is no shortage of such a little medicinal material, right?
The white cat tilted his head: "The medicinal materials of this seat are not nearby, this seat still has to go and get it, you wait for this seat for three days." ”
Three days......
Li Yu shook his head: "Don't be busy getting it, what I want you to do is urgent." ”
The white cat looked at him vigilantly: "Why do you have to attach conditions to compensation?"
"Oh, forget it, let's go to war, I won't pay for the Qi Condensing Pill. Li Yu was about to take back the paper.
"Smack!" the cat's paws immediately pressed the paper so fast that its sharp nails pierced through the paper and nailed it to the wooden table.
"What's the matter, you say. The white cat took a deep breath.
Li Yu laughed, "There has been an evil cultivator in Fengcheng recently, you know, right? I have met her, she is a beautiful woman in a black tight leather coat, she can turn into a black mist to envelop herself, and she can lie on the ceiling like a spider. ”
The white cat stretched out its long tongue and licked its nose, "There's a grudge, I won't help you get her, the evil cultivator is very difficult to deal with!"
"Great feud. She killed my friend and tried to kill me. Li Yu let go of the prescription for medicinal herbs, tore a piece of paper again, and drew the appearance of the woman in black.
He has master-level Chinese painting skills, and he still has this drawing ability.
Not to mention, the painting is lifelike, especially the deep furrow on the chest is extremely expressive...... Ahem, it's wrong, it's the eyes that are full of energy.
"Just her, you can help me find her and tell me. Here is my phone number. Li Yu nodded at the portrait.
He then took out the last Qi Condensing Pill and shook it, tempting and said, "If you are worried that I will repay the debt, after you find the person, I will give you this Qi Condensing Pill first, and then you can go and bring the medicinal materials to me." ”
"Meow!" the white cat stared at the Qi Condensing Pill, his eyes straightened, but Li Yu quickly put it away again.
"It's a deal!" I've decided to forgive you, meow!" the white cat excitedly grabbed two pieces of paper and put them in his mouth, jumped out of the balcony, and jumped into the night.
It's just, why do you always feel that this seat is a bit of a loss?
Delusion must be an illusion! Ben Meow has conquered that stupid immortal cultivator, made him bow his head and admit his mistake, and cut the land to pay compensation!