Chapter 82: Shout again, I'm going to report you and give away your head
Five o'clock, marine park.
When Zhou Xiaoyu came to the place last time, he saw Zhao Liyu sitting on the landscape chair from a distance. The girl's eyes are closed, her face is slightly tilted, her hands are propped up on the chair, and the hem of her skirt is occasionally blown by the sea breeze, revealing a dizzying snow-white skin.
She seemed to be in a great mood, swinging her legs leisurely under her chair.
The seaside, the sunshine, and the girl constitute a picture full of youth.
In normal times, Zhou Xiaoyu may stop and admire. But I'm really not in the mood today, his youth has not yet begun, and it is almost over.
Zhou Xiaoyu ran over: "Zhao Liyu, how long have you been here?"
When she heard Zhou Xiaoyu, the girl opened her eyes, jumped up suddenly, put her hands behind her back and said with a smile: "It's not long, don't talk, take a breath first, this is sweating profusely." ”
She opened her schoolbag, took out a tissue from it, took out one and wiped her sweat for Zhou Xiaoyu: "It's windy here, quickly wipe it off, don't catch a cold." ”
Unexpectedly, Zhou Xiaoyu suddenly jumped away, and then wiped his sleeve indiscriminately and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not so easy to catch a cold." ”
Zhao Liyu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Xiaoyu, are you shy?"
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "What am I shy, I am the thickest-skinned." ”
Zhao Liyu raised the tissue and said, "Don't be shy, what are you doing running so far, what's the matter, hasn't a girl wiped your sweat?"
Zhou Xiaoyu laughed, then took out the bottle of asthma spray and threw it over, and Zhao Liyu caught it.
She thanked her happily, and then said, "Why are you standing so far away, come here, I won't bite you." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "Forget it today, I'd better keep a little distance from you." ”
He still has the smell of soap on his body, what if Zhao Liyu likes him after smelling it? His room is too small to accommodate three people.
Zhao Liyu frowned slightly and said, "Keep your distance, why?"
Zhou Xiaoyu said solemnly: "I'm afraid that if you stand too close, you will fall in love with me." ”
Zhao Liyu was stunned, and then a burst of laughter like a silver bell sounded on the beach. The girl laughed so much that tears flowed out, she shook her head and said, "Zhou Xiaoyu, do you usually flirt with girls like this?"
Little sister, I said I was telling the truth, do you believe it?
If you don't believe me, come home with me and see, there's an extra woman in my room. That thing already claims to be the main room, if you get too close, I guess you'll have to be a concubine for someone in Zhou.
"Anyway, the spray is for you, I'll go back first, and I have to cook at night." Zhou Xiaoyu didn't dare to stay longer, the effect of this soap was too domineering, he was really afraid that he would have another romantic debt for no reason.
Seeing that he was leaving, Zhao Liyu hurriedly shouted, "Wait, Zhou Xiaoyu." It's my birthday at the end of this month, and I want to go out with a few friends to celebrate you, so why don't you come along?"
Zhou Xiaoyu didn't immediately promise her: "I'll think about it, goodbye." ”
He ran.
Zhao Liyu was a little distracted.
She is the school flower, although her family background is very ordinary, but there are a lot of boys chasing her in the school.
It's just that Zhao Liyu is focused on studying and doesn't want to waste time on love, so she doesn't have a boyfriend so far.
Even so, sometimes, she is complacent about her popularity. Children of this age, who don't have a little vanity, Zhao Liyu is certainly no exception.
But today, she took the initiative to invite a boy to her birthday party. The other party not only said that he had to think about it, but also ran away immediately, which made Zhao Liyu a little disappointed.
The girl took out the mirror and looked at herself, and the girl in the mirror was still so beautiful. So Zhao Liyu couldn't figure it out, why did Zhou Xiaoyu run so fast, was he so unattractive to him?
The girl at this time did not know what kind of effect this idea would have on her ...
After losing sight of Zhao Liyu, Zhou Xiaoyu slowed down and came to the gate of the park. Suddenly, four or five figures jumped out from under the banyan tree next to the gate and stopped him.
Zhou Xiaoyu was stunned, and his first thought was that someone had robbed him? Then he saw that these were boys of the same age as him, wearing school uniforms. The one standing in front is not Zhao Liyu's loyal suitor, Li Ting!
Zhou Xiaoyu couldn't help touching his face and muttered, "Have I become a bun too?"
... Li Ting's rage +80.
Seeing this system record, Zhou Xiaoyu was happy. Yes, Li Ting heard his own words, and now he knows the stalk of buns, so look at him.
Li Ting pointed at Zhou Xiaoyu and said, "Hey, what did Zhao Liyu tell you just now?"
Zhou Xiaoyu grinned, and said facelessly: "She said she likes me, do you believe it?"
Li Ting snorted and said, "Fart, don't put gold on your face, she didn't say that at all!"
Zhou Xiaoyu said curiously: "How do you know if there is any?"
Li Ting rushed out: "I was hiding not far away just now, I heard everything you said!"
Zhou Xiaoyu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then why are you still asking me why, do you like to be boring so much?"
... Li Ting's rage +116.
Li Ting snorted and shouted, "The surname is Zhou, I'll tell you." Zhao Liyu's birthday party, you are not allowed to go!"
Zhou Xiaoyu sighed and said, "I'm in a hurry to go back to cook, can you not waste my time." If there's nothing else to do, please get out of the way. ”
Li Ting approached two steps and said, "Are you deaf, let me tell you, you are not allowed to go to Zhao Liyu's birthday party!"
Zhou Xiaoyu retreated with a disgusted face and said, "Just say it, don't spray saliva, it's unhygienic." ”
I really want to strangle you!
Li Ting's egg hurts, Lao Tzu is warning you, don't pay attention to saliva or anything. I beg you, you can be serious, let me save some face in front of my buddy!
"Hey, my brother Ting is talking to you, don't pretend to be stupid. ”
"You kid is very fat, you dare to argue with our brother Ting, you are tired of life, right? ”
"That's it, don't ask, are we the Thunder Gang easy to mess with?"
Behind Li Ting, several big boys also shouted, and their arrogance was crazy.
Zhou Xiaoyu shook his head, looked at them with caring eyes for the mentally retarded and said: "In urban novels, people like you basically can't live for two chapters, do you believe it? If you shout again, I'm going to report you and give you away. ”
Students: "???"
Although he didn't understand Zhou Xiaoyu's words, Zhou Xiaoyu still heard them call them dragons, and suddenly these students were not happy.
... Chen Bin's rage +79.
... Luo Wenxuan's rage +67.
...
One by one the system records jumped out, Zhou Xiaoyu was happy, coming and going, they all cheered me up.
At this time, Li Ting took a step forward: "Zhou Xiaoyu, don't give me nonsense." You just give me a word, Zhao Liqia's birthday party, do you want to go!"
Zhou Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Originally, I was reluctant to go. If you want, you can't prepare gifts for people's birthdays. And it's a girl, this gift can't be too shabby. Looking horizontally, it's all good. ”
"But you just kept BB and I changed my mind. If you lose, you will lose something, this birthday party, I will decide!"
Li Ting seemed to know that Zhou Xiaoyu would say this, and he was not surprised, so he nodded and said, "Then don't think about going back tonight." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu snorted: "In addition to threats, you will only do it, don't chase girls if your EQ is so low." Next, do you want to call your pig friends and dog friends together, I said can we change the routine, I feel very annoyed if you are not tired. ”