0029 Running Milk Baby
Fivefold Dream, the Human Realm.
Fang Shi braved the scorching sun, walked out of the deep mountains and old forests, and found that his welfare in the netherworld had completely disappeared, and now he was hungry and thirsty, and then looked at the bell hanging on his body, which had never rang.
looked at the long road ahead, there was not even a figure, and he had been wandering in the mountains and forests for a few days. Eating wild vegetables raw and drinking dew in the morning, is this to return to the primitive and be a savage?
Fang Shi continued to move forward weakly, and the sound of running water was faintly heard in the distance.
Fang Shi was overjoyed, is there a river?
Fang Shi quickened his pace and ran towards the river, a crystal clear river came into view, Fang Shi ran towards the river, while untying his clothes, when he approached the river, a vertical jump into the river.
A comfortable coolness spread throughout the body, and Fang Shi shouted, "Cool!"
"What are you doing?"
Just as Fang Shi was enjoying himself in the river, a milky voice came.
Fang Shi was puzzled and looked in the direction of the sound.
A little milk baby, who was only a few months old, stood on the bank of the river, looking at himself naked.
Fang Shi was not interested in taking care of the milk baby, and continued to take a bath.
"What is this?" the little milk baby picked up the bell of the waiter, and the bell came with a pleasant bell sound.
"Ding...... Bite...... Ding!"
Fang Shi looked at the milk baby in disbelief, this bell will only make a sound when it encounters the escaped Meng Po Tang wild ghost, is this milk baby be?
The baby was curious when she held the bell, and after listening to it in her ear, she seemed to be very interested in the bell. The baby couldn't help but say, and ran away with the bell.
Fang Shi was in a hurry, this bell was the key to whether he could complete the task, if he lost it, he would have to catch the sky.
Fang Shi didn't dare to think about it, and hurriedly chased after the baby.
The baby fled in front of the baby elephant in a hurry, and Fang Shilai was not in a hurry to get dressed, but threw the elephant in the back and chased desperately.
Fang Shi was furious.
"Baby, where to run?"
"Come and catch the master, you can't run away!"
Fang Shi has a black line, whose bear child is this, he ran out and pretended to be the uncle, and no one cares.
With Fang Shi's height of nearly 1.8, it should be easy to chase this milk baby, but I don't know why this milk baby can dexterously dodge Fang Shi's outstretched hand every time he wants to catch up.
The two chased after each other, and half an hour later, the baby finally couldn't run because of his young body, and lay on the ground with a sigh.
Fang Shi really looked at this milk baby with a look of awe, for fear that he would suddenly get up and run.
Seeing that Fang Shi was approaching, the milk baby couldn't run anymore, so he threw the bell at Fang Shi's feet.
"Isn't it just a broken bell, as for it?
Fang Shi picked up the bell with a black thread, the bell was still ringing, and it seemed that he had finally found one.
"Whose milk baby are you, dare to run out and claim the title, I will educate you well today. ”
Seeing that Fang was about to make a move, the milk baby opened his mouth and shouted.
"Help, pervert......。 ”
Fang Shi looked puzzled, his face was dumbfounded, and he stopped in surprise, the voice of this milk baby calling for help really sounded like the voice of a woman asking for help, besides, you should be a little boy.
Fang Shi looked around, how could anyone come to this remote and uninhabited place, and immediately put his mind at ease, now he has no clothes on, and it would be too embarrassing if someone came.
Fang Shi saw the milk baby shouting, but no one came, so he said playfully.
"Scream, shout, roar, I'm going to condemn you!"
The baby was shocked.
"I'm still young!
"I'll go, you know a lot about this milk baby!"
Just as Fang Shi approached the milk baby, a female voice came.
"Come on, people, fight perverts......!"
Fang Shi and the nurse turned their heads to look at the woman, who had already picked up the shovel and rushed over.
Fang Shi was shocked, not good!
Hurriedly turned his head and ran back to the river, Fang Shi vaguely felt that someone was following him, and turned his head to look, and the milk baby followed him closely.
"I'll go, you milk baby still want to catch me?!"
"I don't have time to arrest you, it's important to escape!"
"What are you running for, she caught me!"
The milk baby said with disdain.
"Boy, you're still a little tender, that girl is the pervert I shouted!"
"Ah...... what do you mean? Aren't you a baby? And what do you call that girl?"
"I don't have time to explain to you now, let's run for their lives!"
The baby's figure flashed, and he ran to another fork in the road, and Fang scolded angrily.
"I went, and I ran away. ”
Fang Shi continued to run towards the river, only to see the woman who was chasing her abandon herself and chase after the baby towards the fork in the road.
Fang Shi looked puzzled and speechless, what is the situation, the pervert that this woman shouted is really not herself, but the milk baby?
After staying for a few seconds, Fang Shi continued to run to the river to put on his clothes and pants, and after putting on his clothes, he felt a sense of security that he had never felt before.
Now it's time to find that milk baby, he is the goal of his own mission, he didn't drink Meng Po soup when he was reincarnated, and he must still have previous memories, although he has the body of a child, but his actions and thinking should be the same as in his previous life.
It seems that I'm really busy, like this, there are 107 milk babies in total, when will it be the head?
Fang Shi sighed and hurried in the direction where the baby had fled.
When I came to the fork in the road, I saw that the milk baby had been caught by the woman, and then clamped it upside down to the waist, speechless was the enjoyment of the milk baby's face, and from time to time the little short legs and small short hands were still rubbing against the woman.
Fang Shi looked at this extremely discordant scene dumbfoundedly, and the milk baby obviously had a smug smile on his face.
When the milk baby saw the arrival of the waiter, she shouted eagerly.
"Boy, come and save me!"
The woman also saw Fang Shi and wondered.
"What do you want to do? with this perverted baby?"
When Fang Shi heard this, he looked around, pretended not to see the milk baby and the girl, and turned around to leave.
The baby said urgently.
"Hey, boy, don't run, do you remember the bridge?"
"It's ....... ”
Fang Shi was surprised, this little milk baby actually remembered herself, but in this case, what should she do, save or not, how to save, what are the consequences if you save it, and what will happen if you don't save it?
The woman saw that Fang Shi stopped, as if she intended to move.
"You're really in this group?"
Fang Shi smiled with a smile on his face.
"He's just a little milk baby, why are you like him, you don't see him, let him be a fart. ”
The little milk baby was not happy.
"That's how you help you?"
Seeing this, the woman said angrily.
"Have you ever seen a baby like this? three months old can talk, can run around, can peek at other people's baths, can get stuck in oil, can flirt with women, have you ever seen it?"
"It's ....... ”
Fang Shi also wanted to say that he hadn't seen it, but he was running around at the age of three months, did this little short leg suffer it?
"This little sister, I think what you said is really very reasonable, I also want to teach this milk baby a lesson, it's not convenient for you to clean him up, because he is lustful.
You give him to me, I am a man without worry, and I will teach him a lesson. ”
"Oh, then you come to teach him a lesson, don't play any tricks!"
"Ahh
Fang Shi took the milk baby, clamped it upside down around his waist, and slapped it on the milk baby's buttocks.
"Smack......!"
"You dare to beat the master!"
"Smack......!"
"Your uncle, tap!"
"Smack......!"
"Wow...... Wow...... Wow!"
When the woman saw that the baby had been beaten and cried, she couldn't bear it in her heart and dissuaded her.
"Forget it, forget it, a milk baby can't turn the sky upside down!"
Fang Shi saw that the woman was no longer pursuing it.
"Okay, listen to my sister. ”
The woman turned to leave, and the waiter put the baby on the ground.
"Don't pretend to cry, everyone is gone!"
The baby cried.
"I'm waiting for her to go farther, it's not safe. ”
“……。 ”
Fang Shi was speechless.
After the woman's figure disappeared completely, the milk baby glanced at it with her eyes and stopped crying.
"Fortunately, the master is smart, otherwise he will be caught back by that girl, but it will be miserable!"
"Hey, can't you be normal like any other kid?"
"Boy, you deserve to talk to Ye like this, Ye is almost fifty years old this year, do you still need someone to teach?"
"Fifty hair, you're three months old, don't beep, why doesn't anyone care about you, where are your parents?"
The baby sighed.
"Parents, what a distant term!"
"You're ....... Fang Shi saw that the baby's face was deep, and an indescribable sense of disobedience came to his heart.
The milk baby shook her head.
"Ye's cheap dad is too timid, and when he saw his birth, he spit out words, and he fainted directly, and he couldn't afford it since, and he didn't get up in the end. ”
"This ...... , don't you still have a mother?"
"Crazy!"
Fang Shi suddenly had an indescribable feeling, should this milk baby pity him, or should he despise him, no wonder he had to drink Meng Po soup before reincarnation, such a milk baby will be chaotic in this world if there are a few more.
Wait, there are really 107 of them.
Fang Shi shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"What about your mother, what are you going to do if there's no one to take care of you?"
"Ye is so smart, who does he need to take care of?"
"Then what are you going to do with food and shelter?"
"You have your own way. ”
The milk baby looked at Fang Shi.
"You and I are old friends, go back with me today, and we'll have a good drink!"
Fang Shi was speechless.
"You're still ...... Drinking?"
"Ye is famous for not getting drunk in a thousand cups!"
"You're still not drunk with a thousand glasses?"
"You don't believe me?"
"No, I mean to say that you have a small body, can you bear it?"
"It's okay! Ye drinks fast, pulls faster, and drinks and feeds the same thing!"
Fang Shi only felt that his eyes were black, what kind of situation was this.
Seeing that Fang was silent, the milk baby continued.
"Come!
Fang Shi weakly followed the milk baby, and the milk baby put his hands behind his back, looking like an uncle. It's a picture that can't be described in words.
When Fang Shi and the baby returned to his house, a dilapidated and messy little house came into view, and a smirking woman sat at home.
Fang Shi sighed, this milk baby's life is actually quite hard, he started to fend for himself at the age of three months, and there may never be a second one in this world.
It's just that all this has something to do with himself more or less, if this milk baby drank Meng Po soup before he was reincarnated, at least his parents will take care of him now, even if it is bitter, but it is much better than now.