Pavilion City, summer 2001

On a lazy afternoon, the July sun is hot and cool enough that you don't even dare to look at it even if you squint.

Zeng Xiaopeng, who just graduated from high school

Unable to stand the stuffy heat at home, Jing walked downstairs with a pair of slippers and got into an air-conditioned Internet café with a cat.

Internet access is Zeng Xiaopeng's only hobby, and he will be in the fourth grade of primary school.

At that time, the management of Internet cafes was not strict, and underage children were the main force in Internet cafes, such as Contra, Bubble Hall, Warcraft, Audition, and QQ Speed, all of which were the favorites of little kids.

But Zeng Xiaopeng never plays games, not because he is precocious and detached, but because he doesn't have so much money to play games online.

Although it was only eight cents for an hour of surfing the Internet at that time, the pocket money given to Zeng Xiaopeng at home was very limited, and he could stay in the Internet café for more than two hours at a time, so Zeng Xiaopeng was browsing the Internet just to browse the Internet.

After several years of Internet habits, Zeng Xiaopeng knew many things and learned a lot of things. There is no shortage of high-level people on the Internet, as long as you have enough understanding, you can benefit a lot.

Walking to the cashier, paying the fee and getting the card, the squinting girl smiled at Zeng Xiaopeng, beautiful and greasy:

"Xiaopeng, it's cool again?"

"There's no way, the air conditioner of a well-off family has been crashing for many years, so I can only come to you to cool off. ”

The squinting girl pushed away Zeng Xiaopeng's five-yuan bill and said softly:

"Machine 29, go quickly, there is a VIP who has just left, the balance on the card is very much, he will not find out, the machine has not been off, keep it for you, I will be there all night, whatever you want." ”

Zeng Xiaopeng sounded awkward, but he was still a little moved and pretended to be cool: "Sister, why are you so good to me!?"

", little brat. ”

First go to the forum to irrigate, pour it into the Jinshan Temple, and then go to the post bar to sit up,

Then I went to the community to shoot bricks, and it was not worth shooting the dead anyway.

Just as I was thinking about the excitement, the PHS in my trouser pocket rang.

My mother yelled on the phone: "Isn't it Xiaopeng, talk quickly, where are you, why are you so noisy?"

Zeng Xiaopeng choked on saliva and lowered his voice: "Mom, it's me, I'm looking for a job in the talent market." I just filled out a form, and people promised to consider trying me out for a month, and as soon as I was happy, I wrote my gender wrong, isn't this someone correcting me?

Mom was a little anxious: "What's the mess, the gender is written wrong, you don't even know if you are a man or a woman? ”

"The police station?"

Zeng Xiaopeng was taken aback! Could it be that my mother made a mistake and sold gutter oil in the factory? Or did she sell genetically modified organisms? Did she meet some kind of local tyrant and beat my mother?

Just about to ask, my mother had already hung up the phone

Zeng Xiaopeng ran out of the Internet café, and said to the squinting sister at the cashier as he ran: "Kill the VIP, I have something urgent!"

ran all the way to the police station, and was stopped by the police guarding the door at the luxurious gate, his eyes were as big as two tubes, and he stared at Zeng Xiaopeng viciously:

"What are you doing, report the case and wait in the reception hall outside, apply for an ID card and queue up at the convenience service office. ”

Zeng Xiaopeng was about to open his mouth when he saw his mother and a middle-aged policeman walking out of it.

The mother waited for her son to approach, pointed to the middle-aged policeman and said, "This is Director Leng, call Uncle Leng." ”

Zeng Xiaopeng's mouth moved a few times, and when he looked up, he saw that Director Leng was not cold at all, but smiled at him enthusiastically.

When I came to a conference room, there was a commotion inside, and it was already full of twenty or thirty boys as big as Zeng Xiaopeng.

This scene made Zeng Xiaopeng feel as if he was back in the school classroom, and there was a parent sitting next to each boy, as if there was a parent-teacher meeting at the end of the term.

On the rostrum sat Director Leng and a man and a woman, the man was in his 50s, chubby, dressed very high-end, and his face was very kind, although he was condescending to face everyone, he still had a smile on his face, looking very similar to Gonggong Li in "Walking to Tiger Mountain Again";

The woman is in her thirties, the kind of professional woman, with good appearance, very white skin, and sufficient energy, holding a mobile phone and listening to the phone with her head up, she didn't speak, and she looked a little pretended.

Director Leng stood up, cleared his throat, and said, "First of all, welcome Director Ren and Assistant Bai of Jinhong Group to our institute to guide the work, everyone applauds!"

After finishing speaking, he and the two of them flipped through the thick stack of household registration books on the table, and Director Leng said softly: "It's all verified, twenty-four people, all of whom were born on April 5, 1983.

Then the three of them began to babble and mutter, not knowing what to say.

Zeng Xiaopeng is a little blind, which one is this singing?

Not only Zeng Xiaopengmeng, but the whole house is in the house.

Just when everyone was in a daze, Director Leng spoke:

"Next, please invite Mr. Ren to speak, everyone applauds and welcomes!"

Mr. Ren owed, sat back again, and said slowly:

Thank you for coming, today, I and Assistant Xiaobai are here on behalf of Chairman Jin Dakui of Jinhong Group, and we have come to visit you with his care and deep friendship! Everyone knows Jinhong Group and Chairman Jin Dakui, so I won't say more. The first is to build 10 hope primary schools, and the second is to sponsor 100 poor college students. But his third wish, for one reason or another, has never been fulfilled. What is this third wish of our chairman?"

Mr. Ren's father-in-law Li was still asking questions, and he was frustrated, but Zeng Xiaopeng had a pain in the egg: spicy next door, the master is no longer serving, instead of pretending to be a grandson here, it is better to go to the Internet café to be a VIP.

Zeng Xiaopeng stood up and was about to walk out, but his mother grabbed him and said:

"Xiaopeng, bear with me, Mom knows you can't get used to hearing this, bear with me, Xiaopeng, I guess I have a head today, be patient, sit down." ”

The mother gave the order, and Zeng Xiaopeng had to be forced to sit down.

"What about our chairman's third wish?" Mr. Ren continued, "is to have a very, very commemorative birthday with every young person here, and give one to each of you."

Why is it because you and our chairman were born on the same day and in the same month, so you are lucky!"

Director Leng took the lead in applauding, and many people below also applauded, and the two little broken children, like suddenly seeing Brother Chun in the middle of the night, actually screamed a few times.

Zeng Xiaopeng's throat jumped, a burst of retching, a burst of nausea, and suddenly fell under the seat, and his mother hurriedly leaned down and asked, "Xiaopeng, what's wrong with you?"

"Mom, my own mother, why do you have to give birth to me on that day!?"

At the same time, in order to thank the police station for their strong support, and to realize the good will of the police and the people to build a harmonious society, Jinhong Group will sponsor a Toyota off-road vehicle worth 500,000 yuan from the Chengxiang Police Station. Finally, thank you all for coming, thank you.

TMD rich people are awesome, obviously let you be a harlequin in a farce, and you still think you are the male number one.